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4 years ago  ::  May 22, 2009 - 4:53PM #11
onlainari
Date Joined: Feb 12, 2007
Posts: 2,436
I'm not too sure how much I was kidding but I think it was at least a little bit.
It's not until you learn something you realize how little you know.

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4 years ago  ::  May 22, 2009 - 9:05PM #12
Shuuk
Date Joined: Feb 4, 2007
Posts: 560
My thread died
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4 years ago  ::  May 22, 2009 - 9:21PM #13
Thoughtmage
Date Joined: Dec 22, 2008
Posts: 3,166

Shuuk wrote:

My thread died


I'm sorry for your loss?

There are other threads in the sea?

It will get better as time passes?

I didn't really know what to say so take your pick.

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4 years ago  ::  May 23, 2009 - 10:00AM #14
Wahooney
Date Joined: Sep 4, 2007
Posts: 3,617
So a few days ago I had this game where this guy plays a land and says "End my turn". So I untap, draw a card, tap to play a creature, when suddenly he taps three lands and plays Rhox War Monk. I'm like, hey, it's my turn now, but he goes all "wtf, what difference does it make".

*scratches head*
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4 years ago  ::  May 23, 2009 - 10:02AM #15
Vladamir
Date Joined: Nov 30, 2006
Posts: 1,112
I was playing MWS today and this guy with a Land Denail deck came into the type 2 game. He bounced or destroyed almost every land I played and got 3 identity crisis on me. I don't know about you guys but when I post the Tag "Type 2, fun games" and then say to him "Good luck have fun with it." I don't like not being able to ever play spells in my games. Sure that deck might win matches but I didn't have much fun. When the first game was over he said this

(He swung with 2 enigma sphinxs, his wincon, when I was at 5)
End my turn
im dead?
gg
yea
k
super dead
game 2?
nah sorry
u don't like to play vs. real decks?
just janky netshit?
no
Player Lost

I said I didnt want to play a 2nd game cause I didn't have much fun with the first.
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4 years ago  ::  May 23, 2009 - 10:29AM #16
Wahooney
Date Joined: Sep 4, 2007
Posts: 3,617
So I just got this:

gizzert plays Repeal from Hand
gizzert taps Mountain
gizzert taps Island
gizzert puts Electrolyze into play from Graveyard
wait
what?
gizzert puts Electrolyze to Hand from Play
gizzert plays Electrolyze from Hand
rpeal
what are you targetting with the repeal?
electrolyz
it's not a permanent
Player Lost

EDIT: Woock being me. For clarity's sake.
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4 years ago  ::  May 23, 2009 - 12:33PM #17
MaxFAn
Date Joined: May 4, 2009
Posts: 1,568

onlainari wrote:

I'm not too sure how much I was kidding but I think it was at least a little bit.


I'm not sure how much the rest of us were kidding either, but I'm sure in my case it was at least a ton.

The end is always nigh.
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4 years ago  ::  May 23, 2009 - 1:23PM #18
bughferd
Date Joined: Jan 2, 2008
Posts: 3,067
idiots who don't understand cost. Show

Geomancer taps White Knight
Geomancer taps White Knight
Geomancer taps White Knight
Geomancer taps White Knight
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
resp
Bughferd sacrifices Martyr of Sands
resp...
ok
omg
respond
bring it in play...
...
omfg
noob?
Let me explain
just calm down
omg do or i'm out
Bughferd puts Martyr of Sands to Hand from Graveyard
Bughferd plays Martyr of Sands from Hand
Geomancer taps Plains
Geomancer plays Path to Exile from Hand
the cost of the ability is 1W and sacrificing her
o rly?
so by the time you can play path to exile the cost has been paid and she is in the grave
idiot...
see the semi colon
everything to the left of that is the cost
she go out from gae
because my effect works first
lifo noob
Ok
last in first out
Do you see the semi colon in card
learn rules n4p
everything to the left of that is the cost
I play the ability
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
right?
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Runed Halo
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Runed Halo to Graveyard from Play
play wqith ur mom moron...
Player Lost


decree of justice is so overpowerd Show

Bughferd plays Decree of Justice from Hand
for 6
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd puts Decree of Justice to Graveyard from Play
Bughferd draws a card
Bughferd untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Bughferd draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Bughferd plays Snow-Covered Plains from Hand
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd taps Scrying Sheets
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd untaps Scrying Sheets
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd plays Crovax, Ascendant Hero from Hand
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
Elspeth, Knight-Errant now has 4 (+1) counters.
soldier is now 3/3
soldier is now 4/4
Sporoloth Ancient is now 3/3
soldier is now 5/5
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Savage Thallid is now 4/1
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Sporoloth Ancient is now 3/3
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Savage Thallid is now 5/1
hast ?
I did it at end of your turn
lol
they have been under my control since the begin ing of my latest turn
**** you *****
Player Lost
And it's said that youth's ,well only tragedy
Is being unoriginal


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"ok, my legacy mono black control deck is getting hated out by light of day ..."
"MOAR BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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4 years ago  ::  May 23, 2009 - 3:29PM #19
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I haven't played a moron in quite a while...maybe my time will come soon.
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4 years ago  ::  May 23, 2009 - 8:49PM #20
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