Feel free to restart the thread.
Granted, you become a Young Red
I wish that I had an non-poisoned, perfectly clean, and edible donut with a chocolate coating.
Granted. Now there is a cop looking for his donut. And you.
I wish I had a Rolex watch.
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I wish that I owned my own private island in the South Pacific.
I wish that I ruled my own private island paradise in the South Pacific.
I wish that the USA will take over Canada, thus preventing their evil world-takeover scheme
I wish that the aforementioned attractive young woman with all that lottery money would find her way to my doorstep, marry me, die of sudden mysterious causes and leave me as the sole heir to her fortune.
I wish for Edition Wars to be even more fun to laugh at.
I wish for an invincible suit of armor.
Granted, you wind up making Germany win WWII and you find out that your grandfather was killed fighting them, thus negating your own existence.
I wish for a sandvich.
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I wish the old thread could be saved somehow.
I wish I had a pet dragon that was my friend and wouldn't eat me or anyone I tell him not to eat.
The fairy grandmother with terrible eyesight grants your wish.
Unfortunately she reads it as "hurt my wrist"...
I still wish work was over and I was drinking a pint of beer!
Granted. You are now employed as a dirt farmer in Siberia, and all the vodka is frozen over.
I wish for the most awesome wish screwup from the last thread.
Granted. Now your life sucks.
I wish I could breathe underwater so I can visit my underwater island paradise in the South Pacific.
Thought Switch Higher level build that grants upto 14 attacks on turn 1. If your allies play along, it's broken.
Elven Critters Crit op with crit generation. 5 of these will end anything. Broken.
King Fisher Optimized net user. Moderate.
Boominator Fun catch-22 booming blade build with either strong or completely broken damage depending on your reading.
Very Distracting Warlock Lot's of dazing and major penalties to hit. Overpowered.
Pocket Protector Pixie Stealth Knight. Maximizing the defender's aura by being in an ally's/enemy's square.
Yakuza NinjIntimiAdin: Perma-stealth Striker that offers a little protection for ally's, and can intimidate bloodied enemies. Very Strong.
Chargeburgler with cheese Ranged attacks at the end of a charge along with perma-stealth. Solid, could be overpowered if tweaked.
Void Defender Defends giving a penalty to hit anyone but him, then removing himself from play. Can get somewhat broken in epic.
Scry and Die Attacking from around corners, while staying hidden. Moderate to broken, depending on the situation.
Skimisher Fly in, attack, and fly away. Also prevents enemies from coming close. Moderate to Broken depending on the enemy, but shouldn't make the game un-fun, as the rest of your team is at risk, and you have enough weaknesses.
Indestructible Simply won't die, even if you sleep though combat. One of THE most abusive character in 4e.
Sir Robin (Bravely Charge Away) He automatically slows and pushes an enemy (5 squares), while charging away. Hard to rate it's power level, since it's terrain dependent.
Death's Gatekeeper A fun twist on a healic, making your party "unkillable". Overpowered to Broken, but shouldn't actually make the game un-fun, just TPK proof.
Death's Gatekeeper mk2, (Stealth Edition) Make your party "unkillable", and you hidden, while doing solid damage. Stronger then the above, but also easier for a DM to shut down. Broken, until your DM get's enough of it.
Domination and Death Dominate everything then kill them quickly. Only works @ 30, but is broken multiple ways.
Battlemind Mc Prone-Daze Protecting your allies by keeping enemies away. Quite powerful.
The Retaliator Getting hit deals more damage to the enemy then you receive yourself, and you can take plenty of hits. Heavy item dependency, Broken.
Dead Kobold Transit Teleports 98 squares a turn, and can bring someone along for the ride. Not fully built, so i can't judge the power.
Psilent Guardian Protect your allies, while being invisible. Overpowered, possibly broken.
Rune of Vengance Do lot's of damage while boosting your teams. Strong to slightly overpowered.
Charedent BarrageA charging ardent. Fine in a normal team, overpowered if there are 2 together, and easily broken in teams of 5.
Super Knight A tough, sticky, high damage knight. Strong.
Super Duper Knight Basically the same as super knight with items, making it far more broken.
Mora, the unkillable avenger Solid damage, while being neigh indestuctable. Overpowered, but not broken.
Swordburst Maximus At-Will Close Burst 3 that slide and prones. Protects allies with off actions. Strong, possibly over powered with the right party.
Granted, however you can no longer breath air, you suffocate before you reach water.
I wish the economy recoved.
That's impossible. You break reality and turn into a Turkey.
I wish my D&D group would PICK UP THEIR STUPID PHONES WHEN I CALL THEM!
Granted - the star falls on you.
I wish you had another wish.
I wish for advertising to transform into a medium in which the products are portrayed honestly, realistically, and without any need for subtext or legal mumbojumbo so that consumers actually have a good idea of how to compare similar products; all this without increasing the current length/amount of advertising in the world in all it's forms.
Granted. They instead discovered turtleflipping.
Galapagos is sad...
I wish for a PS3
Granted. You have a PS3. Unfortunately, you never specified if it was working or not.
I wish I hadn't slept in today.