1263: Has an obsession with finding that rarest of creatures, an albino squirrel, and worships its image daily.
1264: Says all actions will happen "..by the grace of the Purest of Squirrels," or "according to the will of his Squirreliness."
506: Refuses to eat food that touches another food item.
He is a low level wizard who has escaped from an evil place but he has lost his shadow.
"When a character takes even a single level in any class, their parents burst into flames. Any surviving siblings/lovers/old friends are either: Killed by an unknown dark force, and thus, the PC plots for revenge, or, are kidnapped from their homes at night, never to be seen again, or to be converted to the darkside for a predictable plot-twist." - Me, as a response to a persons character who was raised by wolves.
1261: Prone to random bouts of evil laughter, despite not being evil.
Better and better.
1317) Is arachnophobic. And is a drow.
Probably a priestess of Llolth too, just for the fun of it.
(IRL I'm making a necklace from my recently removed wisdom teeth)
1325) Speaks with a prissy british accent, tending to say things like "We're doomed," "This is all your fault," and "Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough!"
1326) AS above, and has max ranks in speak language.
1321) He/She eats, drinks, and breathes like a normal humanoid. Gets very confused when people ask why.
Don't know if this one has been posted yet:
1338: A character who strongly believes that he is invisible as long as nobody is seeing him.