1001 Worst War Cries

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C'mon, there must be a million of these...

1. FOR THE CHICKENS!

2. Hit and Run!

3. If I smash 5 more of you guys, I get a free beer!

4. FOR THE GNOMES!

5. LEEEEEEROOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIINS!

6. FOR THE GNOMISH CHICKENS!!!!!!!!

And.... GO!
7. NOT IN THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Another day, another three or four entries to my Ignore List.
8. Against the Mind flayers! (gets dominated and turns around) For the mind flayers!
9. For my stomach! (against a deer that we were hunting).
10. For my little sister!
11. mmmmm.... doughnuts
8. FOR PONY!

12. Roggan?

13. Wololooo...

14. NINJA BATTLLLLE!

15. MMMOOOOOOOOOO!

16. Madness? THIS! IS! MAMAAA!

17. HOME CITY NAME!

18. MERCENARY COMPANY NAME!

19. CHOCOLATE!

20. PIIIIIIIIIE!

21. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAAAAAY!

*sigh* All that yelling stupid war cries sure has left me thirsty. Which reminds me...

22. FOR COIN AND CLEAVAGE!:D
23. In the name of and pancakes!
24. Stop! In the name Love!
Support Cedric Diggory, the real Hogwarts Champion!
25. Stop! Hammer Time!

(Unless you really are wielding a hammer, then it's okay.)
Another day, another three or four entries to my Ignore List.
26 SPOON!
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26. Do it for Meepo!
27. Remember the catablepas!
28. Hark! The herald angels are Gated!
Support Cedric Diggory, the real Hogwarts Champion!
26 SPOON!

That's the second time I've heard that. Anyone know where it comes from?

Oh, and I should probably try to contribute, so...

29. (yelled while charging) "I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERPANTS!"
30. "I really hope this works!"
That's the second time I've heard that. Anyone know where it comes from?

The Tick.

#31. WHO WOULD LIKE A NICE HOT CUP OF TEAAAAAA!

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#32. Erm, Excuse me! (Someone will no doubt say where this comes from within mere nanoseconds...)
#33 "Oh crap!"
34: WHY CAN'T WE ALL BE FRIEEEEEENDS?
0036: (As a Monk with out-of-sync lips) "Round one: Fight".
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Through a tarp over it, with the words "DM Exposition & Fluff File."Because players ignore fluff & exposition all the time.
#32. Erm, Excuse me! (Someone will no doubt say where this comes from within mere nanoseconds...)

That's from Discword isn't it? A certain young barbarian in training if memory serves.

37. To victory then a tavern!
38. Kick 'em inna fork!
39. ARCANITE REAPER, HOOOOO!
40. You can't kill me, I'm in the sequel!
41. There is no cow level!
42. I FAILED MY INTIMIDATE CHECK!
40. You can't kill me, I'm in the sequel!

Alongside the ever popular...

43. This wasn't in my contract!
44. "For the Horde! I- I mean... For the Alliance!" - former alliance captain

45. "They've raped our women! Stolen our children! Killed many of our good friends! What are we gonna do NOW?! That's RIGHT! Let's **** their women, steal their children, and kill thier good friends!"


46. "can you see them?"
"yes captain, they're 200 strong."
"are they within range?"
"well... yeah."
"FIRE!!!"
Twang
"sir, those were our reinforcements."
"Oh... really?"
"yes... all 27 strong."
47). For great justice!
48). KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!
49) We're all gonna diiiiieeeee!!!!!

50) Und Keine Eier!!! ( for the reference)

51) Roll Initiative!
26 SPOON!

That's actually the greatest war cry ever.

52: "Hey! Are you getting paid enough to get shot?"

53: "Out of-*yawn*-Out of Boredom."

54: "I'm so confused."
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Hell, if they steal from us, we'd be honored.
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55. FOR GLORY! FOR HONOR! FOR THE COLLEGE TUITIOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

56. BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKUUUUUUUL!!
0036: (As a Monk with out-of-sync lips) "Round one: Fight".

57. (upon killing an opponent) FATALITY!
58) Choke those chickens!
59) Spank those monkeys!
60) Go! Go! Power rangers!
61) Turn your head and cough!
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50) Und Keine Eier!!! ( for the reference)

From that Tool song that was actually a cookie recipe. Cookies without eggs.

62) I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
63) I DIDN'T KILL YOU, BUT IF I WERE REALLY GOING TO, THIS IS HOW I'D DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
64) (about to play paintball) "We who are about to DYE salute you!"

65) (attacking a wizard with a wand of fireball) "We who are about to FRY salute you!"
66) For MEEEEEEE
67) For that one other guy I met on the street
68) Hot Pieee for the guy who gets the reference.
69) We Yield for the guy who gets the reference.
26 SPOON!

70. there is no spoon!
71. GORDITAS GORDITAS!
72. MO-O-O-O-OM!
From that Tool song that was actually a cookie recipe. Cookies without eggs.

That song cracks me up.

And here's your
73. For Blood and Muffins!
73) i think i wet my pants
74. ANGER MANAGMENT!!!!!!!!!!!
75. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
76. Only on Tuesdays!!!
77. Do we fight for honor, justice, pride, revenge? No we fight for something that we all hold most dear to us. For COIN!!!!!!! (announced by the general of a thieves guild, about to attack an opposing thieves guild)
78. LET'S GO KICK SOME HONEY BUN'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
79. FOR THE LOVE OF A HALFLING SOME WHERE!!!
80. For Namfoodle!!! (bad gnomish dude)
81. Because you spelled my name wrong on the death threat.... What?....(looking back at the stern looking cleric) Fine.*sighs* For justice....:P
82) This one is from ktgodstgarden on a similar thread:

"They can kick our a$$es, but they can never kick our FREEEDDOOMM!!!!"
for ronald and grimace!!!
ToEE:However, I do trust lunoc's claims, even if he could potentially implode the universe with them. Squid: Aw, Lunoc! You're mean and sexy. At the same time?!
for the refrence
ToEE:However, I do trust lunoc's claims, even if he could potentially implode the universe with them. Squid: Aw, Lunoc! You're mean and sexy. At the same time?!
for ronald and grimace!!!

for the refrence

Well, I know they're McDonalds characters, but I don't know if this is referencing some movie...
73. For Pelor for justice FOR...
...damn what was the last one?
83. I'm wwwwwaaaaaadddddddd!

84. We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
85. ANTS IN MY PAAANNTTTS!!!!!!