Stats or just the description?
Suddenly i have memories of the last homemade God thread...
Good times, good times.
Let's attempt not to make this into another god war, shall we? At least until there's at least a page of sensible entries.
David Shepherd(a kid I knew in school)
Alignment: Pure Evil
Portfolio: Modern Life, Anxiety, Stress, Rudeness, Cities, Traffic, Pollution
Domains: Evil, Death, Chaos, War, Corruption, Madness
(Greater Power) Divine Rank: 20
The mear image of a proxy of David Shepherd is distressing enough to cause a pitfiend or Balor to claw it's own eyes out in madness. A being of Pure Evil, David Shepherd has been known to appear in schools all across the country in different un-assuming avatars verbally assaulting other students for no reason. Often, he singles some out just to be a dick. Other times he verbally curses and assaults others for not doing what they are supposed to do even though his victims never heard the instructions.
This is supposed to be a serious discussion of dieties?
Are you kidding me?
TED. THE. 'FLAYER.
Hey, everybody! Getta loada this guy... A regular comedian! "Serious," he says... :rolleye2:
I think you should go read up the other homemade gods thread...
It has about two pages of stuff which I shall now on refer to as 'the incident', a case now firmly CLOSED! CLOSED, I SAY!
It wasn't supposed to hurt you, Khael. It was supposed to get rid of those stupid little gods.
Now that we have a clear (burning crater of a) field, I will be very happy to continue the battle.
Heh heh heh heh.
Do you really think that I would be a hundredth level mage (timesed by infinity) if I hadn't invested in a Fly Spell?
They even had to make new spells up for me cos I'm so awesome (and high levelled)! I mean, take a gander at this.
I rock so much, I have 3,000,000,000,011.3 1111th level spells.
(and yeah, it sure was.)
Where did I put my personal spellbook?
+As he continues to fall, Golem searches through his pockets quite unconcernedly.+
Ah, here we are.
Golem sweeps back upwards, pressing his spellbook into his forehead.Droan Celesti Ameri!
There is a blast of magic energy as the spellbook is sucked into Golem's mind, just as he lands.
Oh yes, I forgot to tell you about that, didn't I? 100th level (pretty weak, really) ability, recently designed by Wizards because they thought the Sorceror was getting too strong, what with the new Spellscales. It allows me to permanently memorize all the spells in my spellbook, making me a Spontaneous Caster.
Oh yeah, and then there's the other new class ability which gives me the power to replicate divine spells by tapping into my own amazing power.
And the power that allows me to get, every level, more spells/day than a sorceror of the equivalent level.
I wonder if there's anything else I forgot.
Actually you are wrong.
I DID cast the spell.
That's the point where it says 'Fly'.
Eat your heart out!
divine Post Wars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d