<3 People who say you don't know the rules 2!

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Continue the discussion here after the unfortunate closing.

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Snapcaster Mage is the best card of all time. How do you deal?

I think you should put a link to the original one.
I think you should put a link to the original one.

It's locked.

3,000th post: September 5, 2010 4,000th post: March 24, 2012 Winner of the YMTC Ravnica War of the Guilds contest as guild Dimir.

Snapcaster Mage is the best card of all time. How do you deal?

"<3 People who say you don't know the rules 2: Revenge of the noobs."
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I mean like this
"<3 People who say you don't know the rules 2: Revenge of the noobs."

People wandering into the thread trying to explain themselves and continue rules arguments in poor grammar would be pretty funny.
Level 2 Magic Judge Lite a man a fire, warm him for a day. Light a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.
At least that you fix the card thread will be going away.
I've pulled out the most complicated decks I own and played half a dozen games with them since the locking but alas I've only run into decent people who know the rules.

Grrr.
It's not until you learn something you realize how little you know. DCI Level 1 Judge.
I've pulled out the most complicated decks I own and played half a dozen games with them since the locking but alas I've only run into decent people who know the rules.

Grrr.

I'm sorry for your loss?
I've pulled out the most complicated decks I own and played half a dozen games with them since the locking but alas I've only run into decent people who know the rules.

Grrr.

I feel your pain?
The end is always nigh.
I'm not too sure how much I was kidding but I think it was at least a little bit.
It's not until you learn something you realize how little you know. DCI Level 1 Judge.
My thread died
My thread died

I'm sorry for your loss?

There are other threads in the sea?

It will get better as time passes?

I didn't really know what to say so take your pick.;)
So a few days ago I had this game where this guy plays a land and says "End my turn". So I untap, draw a card, tap to play a creature, when suddenly he taps three lands and plays Rhox War Monk. I'm like, hey, it's my turn now, but he goes all "wtf, what difference does it make".

*scratches head*

L1 Judge

I was playing MWS today and this guy with a Land Denail deck came into the type 2 game. He bounced or destroyed almost every land I played and got 3 identity crisis on me. I don't know about you guys but when I post the Tag "Type 2, fun games" and then say to him "Good luck have fun with it." I don't like not being able to ever play spells in my games. Sure that deck might win matches but I didn't have much fun. When the first game was over he said this

(He swung with 2 enigma sphinxs, his wincon, when I was at 5)
End my turn
im dead?
gg
yea
k
super dead
game 2?
nah sorry
u don't like to play vs. real decks?
just janky netshit?
no
Player Lost

I said I didnt want to play a 2nd game cause I didn't have much fun with the first.
So I just got this:

gizzert plays Repeal from Hand
gizzert taps Mountain
gizzert taps Island
gizzert puts Electrolyze into play from Graveyard
wait
what?
gizzert puts Electrolyze to Hand from Play
gizzert plays Electrolyze from Hand
rpeal
what are you targetting with the repeal?
electrolyz
it's not a permanent
Player Lost

EDIT: Woock being me. For clarity's sake.

L1 Judge

I'm not too sure how much I was kidding but I think it was at least a little bit.

I'm not sure how much the rest of us were kidding either, but I'm sure in my case it was at least a ton.
The end is always nigh.
idiots who don't understand cost.

Geomancer taps White Knight
Geomancer taps White Knight
Geomancer taps White Knight
Geomancer taps White Knight
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
resp
Bughferd sacrifices Martyr of Sands
resp...
ok
omg
respond
bring it in play...
...
omfg
noob?
Let me explain
just calm down
omg do or i'm out
Bughferd puts Martyr of Sands to Hand from Graveyard
Bughferd plays Martyr of Sands from Hand
Geomancer taps Plains
Geomancer plays Path to Exile from Hand
the cost of the ability is 1W and sacrificing her
o rly?
so by the time you can play path to exile the cost has been paid and she is in the grave
idiot...
see the semi colon
everything to the left of that is the cost
she go out from gae
because my effect works first
lifo noob
Ok
last in first out
Do you see the semi colon in card
learn rules n4p
everything to the left of that is the cost
I play the ability
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
right?
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Runed Halo
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Runed Halo to Graveyard from Play
play wqith ur mom moron...
Player Lost


decree of justice is so overpowerd

Bughferd plays Decree of Justice from Hand
for 6
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd puts Decree of Justice to Graveyard from Play
Bughferd draws a card
Bughferd untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Bughferd draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Bughferd plays Snow-Covered Plains from Hand
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd taps Scrying Sheets
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd untaps Scrying Sheets
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd plays Crovax, Ascendant Hero from Hand
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
Elspeth, Knight-Errant now has 4 (+1) counters.
soldier is now 3/3
soldier is now 4/4
Sporoloth Ancient is now 3/3
soldier is now 5/5
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Savage Thallid is now 4/1
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Sporoloth Ancient is now 3/3
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Savage Thallid is now 5/1
hast ?
I did it at end of your turn
lol
they have been under my control since the begin ing of my latest turn
**** you *****
Player Lost
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idiots who don't understand cost.

Geomancer taps White Knight
Geomancer taps White Knight
Geomancer taps White Knight
Geomancer taps White Knight
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
resp
Bughferd sacrifices Martyr of Sands
resp...
ok
omg
respond
bring it in play...
...
omfg
noob?
Let me explain
just calm down
omg do or i'm out
Bughferd puts Martyr of Sands to Hand from Graveyard
Bughferd plays Martyr of Sands from Hand
Geomancer taps Plains
Geomancer plays Path to Exile from Hand
the cost of the ability is 1W and sacrificing her
o rly?
so by the time you can play path to exile the cost has been paid and she is in the grave
idiot...
see the semi colon
everything to the left of that is the cost
she go out from gae
because my effect works first
lifo noob
Ok
last in first out
Do you see the semi colon in card
learn rules n4p
everything to the left of that is the cost
I play the ability
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
right?
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Runed Halo
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer is now the controller of Snow-Covered Plains
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Snow-Covered Plains to Graveyard from Play
Geomancer puts Runed Halo to Graveyard from Play
play wqith ur mom moron...
Player Lost


decree of justice is so overpowerd

Bughferd plays Decree of Justice from Hand
for 6
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd duplicates soldier
Bughferd puts Decree of Justice to Graveyard from Play
Bughferd draws a card
Bughferd untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Bughferd draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Bughferd plays Snow-Covered Plains from Hand
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd taps Scrying Sheets
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd untaps Scrying Sheets
Bughferd taps Snow-Covered Plains
Bughferd plays Crovax, Ascendant Hero from Hand
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
soldier is now 2/2
Elspeth, Knight-Errant now has 4 (+1) counters.
soldier is now 3/3
soldier is now 4/4
Sporoloth Ancient is now 3/3
soldier is now 5/5
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Savage Thallid is now 4/1
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Sporoloth Ancient is now 3/3
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Bughferd taps soldier
Savage Thallid is now 5/1
hast ?
I did it at end of your turn
lol
they have been under my control since the begin ing of my latest turn
**** you *****
Player Lost

wqith?

Yes, I realize it's a typo, but I still find it funny.
About the closing of the former thread: an excuse to use
This just happened a little while ago.

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0:08:58 [soononmoon] It is now turn 24 (soononmoon)
0:08:58 [soononmoon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:08:59 [soononmoon] soononmoon untaps his/her permanents
0:09:00 [soononmoon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:09:00 [soononmoon] soononmoon draws a card
0:09:01 [soononmoon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:09:03 [soononmoon] soononmoon rearranges cards in soononmoon's Hand
0:09:06 [soononmoon] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:09:07 [NaiL] soononmoon taps Crag Puca
0:09:07 [soononmoon] soononmoon taps Crag Puca
0:09:11 [NaiL] NaiL taps Plains
0:09:13 [NaiL] NaiL taps Fetid Heath
0:09:21 [soononmoon] soononmoon taps Mountain
0:09:22 [soononmoon] soononmoon plays Shock from Hand
0:09:27 [NaiL] NaiL taps Spawning Pool
0:09:33 [soononmoon] Ok
0:09:39 [soononmoon] soononmoon taps Cascade Bluffs
0:09:44 [soononmoon] 4/2
0:09:53 [NaiL] Its still blocked
0:10:14 [soononmoon] before u block
0:10:17 [soononmoon] i destroy
0:10:22 [soononmoon] i destroy when u pay
0:10:34 [soononmoon] so comes back tapped
0:10:34 [NaiL] ok
0:10:39 [NaiL] wait
0:10:58 [NaiL] You already attacked
0:11:01 [soononmoon] Crag Puca is now 4/2
0:11:10 [soononmoon] so what?
0:11:18 [soononmoon] i can change untill
0:11:20 [soononmoon] It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
0:11:23 [NaiL] So you attacked and then played the spell
0:11:29 [soononmoon] yes
0:11:43 [NaiL] Then I blocked
0:11:45 [soononmoon] i played when u pay the land
0:11:48 [NaiL] Regernerated
0:11:57 [soononmoon] ok child
0:12:00 [] Player Lost


He tried to rearrange his actions in the middle of the turn.

I am NaiL

let me see if I understand.

he attacked.
while in the declare attackers step, you animated spawning pool.
he allowed that ability to resolve, then, before passing priority and moving into the declare blockers step, where you would block, he killed your pool.
you regenerated, causing your pool to tap.
the declare blockers step began, at which point you had no creatures to block with.
he inverted the power and toughness after you had declared no blockers.

is all of this correct? because if so he didn't do anything wrong.

120.6. Some effects replace card draws.
let me see if I understand.

he attacked.
while in the declare attackers step, you animated spawning pool.
he allowed that ability to resolve, then, before passing priority and moving into the declare blockers step, where you would block, he killed your pool.
you regenerated, causing your pool to tap.
the declare blockers step began, at which point you had no creatures to block with.
he inverted the power and toughness after you had declared no blockers.

is all of this correct? because if so he didn't do anything wrong.


= first self pwn of new thread?
let me see if I understand.

he attacked.
while in the declare attackers step, you animated spawning pool.
he allowed that ability to resolve, then, before passing priority and moving into the declare blockers step, where you would block, he killed your pool.
you regenerated, causing your pool to tap.
the declare blockers step began, at which point you had no creatures to block with.
he inverted the power and toughness after you had declared no blockers.

is all of this correct? because if so he didn't do anything wrong.


No, he attacked with his creature and I animated the pool and blocked. He allowed it to be blocked. He then played the shock to kill the pool and then switched the power and toughness and said I should still take 4 damage from it. He tried saying he did it in the order you described after I explained it to him. If we were using the actual steps it probably would of been a lot less confusing.
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No, he attacked with his creature and I animated the pool and blocked. He allowed it to be blocked. He then played the shock to kill the pool and then switched the power and toughness and said I should still take 4 damage from it. He tried saying he did it in the order you described after I explained it to him. If we were using the actual steps it probably would of been a lot less confusing.

According to the log you posted it looks like he did everything right... I mean, why would he do it any other way? It wouldn't make sense. Looks like a self-pwn indeed...
It looked like it was all happening at the end of the declare attackers step, shouldn't it come up with:

0:09:306 [soononmoon] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step?

But then you couldn't block with a tapped spawning pool
No, he attacked with his creature and I animated the pool and blocked. He allowed it to be blocked. He then played the shock to kill the pool and then switched the power and toughness and said I should still take 4 damage from it. He tried saying he did it in the order you described after I explained it to him. If we were using the actual steps it probably would of been a lot less confusing.

I don't see where he acknowledged that he was passing priority after the animation resolved. any action he could've taken to do so would've appeared in the logs unless he spelled out "OK it's blocked" with arrows from his permanents.

120.6. Some effects replace card draws.
Ok, I see what happened. I didnt give him enough time to declare his target. I tapped my pool because it died after blocking. The logs dont show arrows.
I made an arrow as soon as I was done tapping. So yes it was self pwn due do me making a judgement to fast. I hereby revoke my previous statement.
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= first self pwn of new thread?

Wow that was quick.
It's not until you learn something you realize how little you know. DCI Level 1 Judge.
Wow that was quick.

Least it wasn't me this time.
And it's said that youth's ,well only tragedy Is being unoriginal
89522235 wrote:
niche's solution to everything is always MOAR BLACK! "ok, my legacy mono black control deck is getting hated out by light of day..." "MOAR BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Least it wasn't me this time.

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My other name consideration was "Thermodynamics of Doom!"
58271798 wrote:
Master Yumyums! Master Yumyums! I made it even more unfun! Spirited Betrayal Sorcery All lands are copies of Night of Souls' Betrayal. The legend rule doesn't apply to them. *Headsplosion*
56267956 wrote:
76064519 wrote:
If they make Mono-blue control a viable option for FNM again, I'm going to force myself to browse 4chan while listening to Hannah Montana and Justin Bieber and then I'm going to read Twilight books before I go to sleep for 1 whole week...
I already do that.
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57718868 wrote:
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Use of caps lock: 9/10
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We were goddamn slowly making our way towards those **** mountains. The road was all filthy and wet, bird **** on every step and eldrazi piss raining from the sky. "So those ****tards are finally awake huh?" my idiotic companion asked. "Yep, we're in deep ****, homie." "Wazzup?" "Nothing, just pissed." My companion looked to the sky. A drop of the eldrazi urine fell right in his eye. "Oh, man. Now I'm pissed too." As we were moving on, we were looking around on the innocent nature. Two baloths were doing it on the road so we had to make a little detour. The pools of piss were kinda unpleasant but at least it was warm so we had no trouble at night. "One gets used to piss running down your face you know." said my companion. "F'shizzle." answered I stoicly and kicked two rabbits, who were doing nasty things to each other's ass, in the ass. "Man one can't take a spit here without hitting some shamming animals." "Word. Zendikar sucks. Hope the eldrazi contribute a little to the population regulation." As my companion said that, a gigantic, 20 meters tall eldrazi slithered by. On it's arms and tentacles were remains of birds, rabbits, baloths, angels, planeswalkers, dragons, krakens and a few cities. We stood up and clapped loudly. "A few bitches less." (People don't get banned for such posts do they?)
58021268 wrote:
Am I the only one? Looking over the recent threads debating the merits of "Belgium," the various ideas to "fix" England and other topics which concern European nations, I'm struck by how much I don't care what happens. Britain and Spain are, to me, completely inaccessible due to the Atlantic Ocean, not to mention volcanoes and socialism. I sound like I'm bashing European nations, and I guess I kind of am. If you enjoy living in France, Luxembourg, Poland or any other, older nation, that's fantastic. I just don't see why there's such a huge uproar about a volcano that is mostly affecting a niche group of people.
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57036138 wrote:
56957928 wrote:
57052258 wrote:
Hell, I don't even like that they printed Pillarfield Ox
I'm real happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but pillarfield ox has one of the best pieces of art of all time. Of all time.
Really? I don't really see the greatness.
It's an Ox. In a PILLARFIELD. That's like, a field of frickin' PILLARS, but to this Ox it just looks like an ordinary field of grass - because he is so BADASS.
56916508 wrote:
Finally, Master Yumyums just had probably the most boring, worthless card in the entire contest. Why would you need to give creatures -1/-0 on your turn? To beat them down with your nonflying blue aggro deck that plays a bad win condition card to win (and if you are playing the critters, why aren't you winning with them?!)? And the win condition itself is so mindblowingly difficult it seems like it was only made simply to fit the criteria.
Derivative Radial Tangent Calculation of Pure, Absolute, Utmost, Uncontestable and Utter Doom Newton's Second Law of Equations As an additional calculation to add to ~, reveal a Mathematical Equation from your hand, with a converted mana casting cost equal to a Prime Number. (Prime numbers are 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 13, 17...) ~ costs ƒ(x) = Σπ(δƒ(u)-ƒ(x)) if you're a fan of René Descartes in Facebook. ~ deals X damage to each creature your opponents control within a radius of X KM from ~, where X is the revealed Equation's converted mana cost. ~ deals Y damages to target player, where Y is the area of the Sphere (using the first 50 digits of pi as pi). ~ deals Z less damage, where Z is the distance in Lightyears from the centerpoint of the Sphere. Add up X, Y and Z and round it up to the closest number. Multiply the damage ~ would deal by m, where m is the number of multiples of that number. Calculate the first 50 Fibonaci numbers: Deal the difference between the 25-50th numbers, and the first 25 numbers. As long as the angular acceleration of an object t approaches maximum velocity relative to the cross product of a vector n and its bisector as the object passes through point Q at vector n's convergence in zero gravity, Disastrous Radial Tangent Calculation can't be countered. As long as you can do a geometric proof of anything on this card, target opponent must be doing one. Otherwise, he or she loses the game. (both games. you just lost the game.)
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niche's solution to everything is always MOAR BLACK! "ok, my legacy mono black control deck is getting hated out by light of day..." "MOAR BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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u didnt really cascade

0:10:45 [ZJB] It is now turn 16 (ZJB)
0:10:45 [ZJB] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:10:52 [ZJB] ZJB untaps his/her permanents
0:10:54 [ZJB] ZJB taps spirit
0:10:56 [ZJB] ZJB draws a card
0:11:00 [ZJB] ZJB plays Plains from Hand
0:11:03 [ZJB] gg?
0:11:07 [Mono789] not yet
0:11:12 [ZJB] ZJB taps spirit
0:11:13 [ZJB] ZJB taps spirit
0:11:13 [ZJB] ZJB taps spirit
0:11:13 [ZJB] ZJB taps spirit
0:11:13 [ZJB] ZJB taps Knight-Captain of Eos
0:11:13 [ZJB] ZJB taps soldier
0:11:14 [Mono789] Be afraid.
0:11:16 [Mono789] Mono789 taps Vivid Crag
0:11:18 [Mono789] Mono789 taps Vivid Crag
0:11:18 [Mono789] Mono789 taps Vivid Marsh
0:11:18 [Mono789] Mono789 taps Vivid Marsh
0:11:18 [Mono789] Mono789 taps Reflecting Pool
0:11:18 [ZJB] lol
0:11:19 [Mono789] Mono789 plays Bituminous Blast from Hand
0:11:25 [Mono789] Now wrath!
0:11:35 [Mono789] Mono789 puts Wrath of God into play from Library
0:11:36 [ZJB] ZJB puts Knight-Captain of Eos to Graveyard from Play
0:11:39 [Mono789] Awesomeness!
0:11:54 [ZJB] ummm
0:11:59 [Mono789] xD
0:12:05 [ZJB] u didnt really cascade
0:12:13 [Mono789] What?
0:12:17 [ZJB] u have other cards in the deck that cost less than four
0:12:21 [ZJB] and u didnt reveal any
0:12:25 [ZJB] u just pulled out wrath
0:12:27 [Mono789] That was the first one I revealed bud.
0:12:37 [ZJB] ZJB puts Glorious Anthem into play from Library
0:12:40 [] Player Lost

So, I dragged from my deck to the field and revealed a wrath. He tried to say that I had other cards that cost 4 or less, but I have no idea what logic he was going for here.
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