Dan Anderson @EpicUthrac
Total Confusion www.totalcon.com
LFR Calimshan Writing Director
LFR Epic Writing Director
LFR Myth Drannor Writing Director
well red is winning so far, but metz has a pretty strong grasp of english, he might have a crack. and those of you with haikus, thats a LATER challenge, stop being prescient, its annoying.
Is this off-topic enough?
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
I don't get the Dictatorship one, but does the Bureaucracy one let me play a warforged in LFR?
much as i had ever to agree with metz ever about anything... i gotta give it to him :D
ʇǝƃ pǝɹpunɥ ǝuo
*uıɹb* .uǝǝs ɹǝʌǝ ǝʌı zʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsn buıuıɐʇɹǝʇuǝ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ɥɔnɯ ʎʇʇǝɹd sʇɐɥʇ
could it be fourth ed has managed to crush the spirit of even the mightiest of stt'ers?
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