SLFRT (stupid lfr thread)

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well red is winning so far, but metz has a pretty strong grasp of english, he might have a crack. and those of you with haikus, thats a LATER challenge, stop being prescient, its annoying.
Inappropriate
nonsense haikus? Unlikely.
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These haikus getting
dangerously on-topic.
So this one does not have the right number of syllables.

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After watching this past week's South Park I think we should be able to make Vampire characters.

*hiss*
Whenever the topics of D&D and haiku smash together like some grisly traffic accident, I am compelled to post my favorite example (not by me):

Chaotic neutral:
This alignment is so sweet,
Like twin scimitars.
well red is winning so far, but metz has a pretty strong grasp of english, he might have a crack. and those of you with haikus, thats a LATER challenge, stop being prescient, its annoying.

C'mon, metz. Where's your challenge? :P

Unless that means I'm the champion. I do like the ring of that...
Stupidly Living Forgotten Realms Thread is eponymous of Floccinaucinihilipilification, manifests Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, and also motivates emigration to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
*boom*

Floundering posters
confound my poor cerebrum.
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This little signature is my official and insignificant protest to the (not so new now) community redesign. The layout is lousy. The colour scheme burns the eyes. The wiki is a crippled monstrosity. So many posters have abandoned this site that some major forums are going days without posts. The 4e General Discussion board regularly has posts on the front page from two or even three days ago. This is pathetic. Since I have to assume Wizards has a vested interest in an active community I wish someone in charge would fix this mess.
Is this off-topic enough?

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Is this off-topic enough?

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

I don't get the Dictatorship one, but does the Bureaucracy one let me play a warforged in LFR?
I don't get the Dictatorship one, but does the Bureaucracy one let me play a warforged in LFR?

Nope, it lets you play a Cowborn. Moooooooo! :D
much as i had ever to agree with metz ever about anything... i gotta give it to him :D
I don't get the Dictatorship one, but does the Bureaucracy one let me play a warforged in LFR?

No, but it does mean that you must interact with the DM using only Infocom Parser compliant sentences, and you must use the number 69105 at least once per adventure.
much as i had ever to agree with metz ever about anything... i gotta give it to him :D

Yeah, I was pretty impressed, too. I just didn't want to concede, in case m somehow thought mine was better.

So what are my duties as the runner-up? Do I have to fulfill metz's role if he ever loses the title, or somehow defames it?

:D
I'll defame it alright.

m you suck. Way to go back to the Dale.

- I'll be back on the 19th btw.
Get Apple.
Get Apple.

excuse me!?
ʇǝƃ pǝɹpunɥ ǝuo

Oops, wrong forum, sorry. I must be lost.

... guess I should've taken that left at Albuquerque.
ʇǝƃ pǝɹpunɥ ǝuo

How you do dat?
¿ʇı op ı ʍoɥ sı sıɥʇ os
*uıɹb* .uǝǝs ɹǝʌǝ ǝʌı zʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsn buıuıɐʇɹǝʇuǝ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ɥɔnɯ ʎʇʇǝɹd sʇɐɥʇ
*uıɹb* .uǝǝs ɹǝʌǝ ǝʌı zʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsn buıuıɐʇɹǝʇuǝ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ɥɔnɯ ʎʇʇǝɹd sʇɐɥʇ

(: ¿ɥbnoɥʇ 'ʇı ʇ,usı
Is this off-topic enough?

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

I've always thought things such as governments and world economy needed more cowbell.
GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL!
Then it's a good thing minotaurs are legal now, huh? Hmm ... Minotaur Bard ...
Make no missteak: Death Mootal rocks! Lemme see those horns!
Many a skilled craftsman has died trying to make bells out of minotaurs.
could it be fourth ed has managed to crush the spirit of even the mightiest of stt'ers?
could it be fourth ed has managed to crush the spirit of even the mightiest of stt'ers?

No, they were all tempted into making bells out of minotaurs and are still recovering from the experience. Perhaps we can bait them back with lfr themed Christmas songs. You know the classics like Deck the Halls with Feystepping Eladrin and I Saw Mommy Worshiping Tiamat and the like.
On the first day of Christmas, Sharess gave to me a pirate from the the Fallen Stars Sea....
On the second day of Christmas, Sharess gave to me two drow rogues,
and a pirate from the the Fallen Stars Sea....
On the third day of Christmas, Sharess gave to me three crispy kobalds,
two drow rogues,
and a pirate from the the Fallen Stars Sea....
This little signature is my official and insignificant protest to the (not so new now) community redesign. The layout is lousy. The colour scheme burns the eyes. The wiki is a crippled monstrosity. So many posters have abandoned this site that some major forums are going days without posts. The 4e General Discussion board regularly has posts on the front page from two or even three days ago. This is pathetic. Since I have to assume Wizards has a vested interest in an active community I wish someone in charge would fix this mess.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Sharess gave to me four 'motes a-floating,
three crispy kobalds,
two drow rogues,
and a pirate from the the Fallen Stars Sea....
On the fifth day of Christmas, Sharess gave to me: FIVE Guardian Drakes!
four 'motes a-floating,
three crispy kobalds,
two drow rogues,
and a pirate from the the Fallen Stars Sea....
On the sixth day of Christmas, Sharess gave to me;

Six Cockatrice a-laying
five Guardian Drakes,
four 'motes a-floating,
three crispy kobalds,
two drow rogues,
and a pirate from the the Fallen Stars Sea....
On the seventh day of Christmas, Sharess gave to me,

Seven Tieflings Slaying
Six Cocatrice a-laying
five Guardian Drakes,
four 'motes a-floating,
three crispy kobalds,
two drow rogues,
and a pirate from the the Fallen Stars Sea....
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On the eighth day of Christmas, Sharess gave to me,

Eight Drow a Stabbing
Seven Tieflings Slaying
Six Cocatrice a-laying
five Guardian Drakes,
four 'motes a-floating,
three crispy kobalds,
two drow rogues,
and a pirate from the the Fallen Stars Sea....
On the ninth day of Christmas, Sharess gave to me,


Nine casters crying
Eight Drow a Stabbing
Seven Tieflings Slaying
Six Cocatrice a-laying
five Guardian Drakes,
four 'motes a-floating,
three crispy kobalds,
two drow rogues,
and a pirate from the the Fallen Stars Sea....
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