SLFRT (stupid lfr thread)

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Hey gang!

So, I just wanted to take a quick moment to briefly interrupt the insanity before it begins.

As the Forum VCL it's my duty to make sure that topics within the forum are "on topic" for the forum in which they are housed. No, don't panic, I'm not about to shut down this thread - quite the opposite, in fact.

I wanted to let you know that I've checked with other CM team members, and having a thread in the forum to concentrate all the possibly "off-topic" content in one place is actually a good thing. So, let the games begin.

That said, common sense still applies here. Play nice, don't poke each others eyes out, follow the CoC, etc.

Also, since we have a designated "off-topic" thread, it should go without saying that we should keep all other threads in the LFR forums on-topic.

That said, this forum exists at Solice's sufferance, so go forth and be crazy.

[EDIT]
Lest there be any confusion, I'm not the founder of this thread, I'm just the spoilsport that has to list the rules.

All credit/blame for the insanity inflicted on minds perusing this forum goes straight to _m_, below.
WolfStar76 Community Advocate (SVCL) for D&D Organized Play, Avalon Hill, and the DCI/WPN LFR Community Manager DDi Guide

Created by MyFitnessPal - Free Calorie Counter

Look lets be honest, it had to be done. Stupidly Titled Thread was the best thing to happen to lgh. you know it, i know it, alvin knows it, sarian, az, maesto, squirell, red and all the crew know it.

So since the thread itself is gonna be stupid regardless, i bring you, LFR IS STUPID.

or...

slfrt

enjoy :D
Good evening ladies, gentlemen and warforged- welcome to the stupid LFR thread. Forcasts for this thread include a 13% chance of Obamania, a 104% chance of sillyness and a 59% chance of occasional In-Character speak. The temperature alternates between several degrees above absolute zero (perfect for those warforged! Mmm- superconductor!) and seven thousand kelvin. The humidity is 480% and it's a glorious day!

Enjoy your stay!
I am the cheese.

I am the best character of them all.
The Cheese Stands Alone?

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This thread is stupid.

BWAH!
(It's a warrior-like… Strikes fear into the… hearts of… you know...)


-Fleet'!
Ah, a new home for randomness.

We'll have to keep pushing this thread, to see if we can beat the old thread's record. New members who want to join SLFRT are welcome to, just make sure to stay off topic...
Hey guys...

Where is Mankrik's Wife?

:P :D

Couldn't resist
Can I play a Vulcan Jedi in LFR?

Dan Anderson @EpicUthrac
Total Confusion www.totalcon.com
LFR Calimshan Writing Director
LFR Epic Writing Director

LFR Myth Drannor Writing Director

Is it GOW1-1 that gives a +1 lancer as a reward?

EDIT: Clearly its GOW2-1 - my bad.
"Mommy, mommy, I wanna run the gauntlet."

*crushes milk carton*

COMPACT GOLLY!

/cue Hawaii Five-O theme
Hey guys...

Where is Mankrik's Wife?

:P :D

Couldn't resist

"Mommy, mommy, I wanna run the gauntlet."

*crushes milk carton*

COMPACT GOLLY!

/cue Hawaii Five-O theme



I love it! Let's keep the craziness alive! Give those Aussies some stuff to read when they come on.

Who wants to go laking? :D
Hey gang!

So, I just wanted to take a quick moment to briefly interrupt the insanity before it begins.


OK, I'm thinking about starting a petition to revoke Wolfstar's VCL status for inflicting this thing on us. I mean, another thread like that goofy thread in the LG forums that had nothing to do with anything and that all those crazy Australians kept posting things to and that made me laugh every time I read it and... er... um... never mind. :D

Dan
(Who knows Wolfstar's real identity, and would never question his ability as VCL. His sanity, yes, but never his VCL ability.)
Herrbard a.k.a. Dan Erbacher Old, bald and tired.
OK, I'm thinking about starting a petition to revoke Wolfstar's VCL status for inflicting this thing on us.

When you pry it from my COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!!

Dan
(Who knows Wolfstar's real identity, and would never question his ability as VCL. His sanity, yes, but never his VCL ability.)

Dude. I work RPGA HQ, you should know the prereqs for that by now.

Besides, if you push me too far, I know what you drive, and it'd be a shame if something happened to your vehicle, Mr RPGA DM. ;)
WolfStar76 Community Advocate (SVCL) for D&D Organized Play, Avalon Hill, and the DCI/WPN LFR Community Manager DDi Guide

Created by MyFitnessPal - Free Calorie Counter

Are we allowed to play Warforged in Living Greyhawk?
Hey guys...

Where is Mankrik's Wife?

:P :D

Couldn't resist

LOLZ learn2thrott

LF1M HOGGER
Are we allowed to play Warforged in Living Greyhawk?

Can we play kobolds in LFR?
Can we play kobolds in LFR?

As long as you use the stats for Gnomes.
OK, I'm thinking about starting a petition to revoke Wolfstar's VCL status for inflicting this thing on us. I mean, another thread like that goofy thread in the LG forums

It looks like Wolfstar started it now!

m will be so sad.
Hey, I don't know if this question has been asked before. I've looked EVERYWHERE, but I haven't seen it:

Can we play Warforged in Living Greyhawk?
What's this I heard in Barrens General about the old Council of Wyrms setting being LFR legal now?

 

Alan Patrick

Associate Community Manager, D&D Adventurers League

http://dndadventurersleague.org

Living Forgotten Council of Wyrms Realms is coming soon!

I'm gonna play the King of the Vomit Dragons! BlaaaarghBLAAAARRRGH!!!
It looks like Wolfstar started it now!

m will be so sad.

I can edit my hijacked "first post" to clearly state that it was, indeed, a hijack.

However, I discussed it with other VCLs and it was agreed that having "the rules" posted first was a generally good idea.

I'll happily hand m a cookie at a con sometime to make up for it.
WolfStar76 Community Advocate (SVCL) for D&D Organized Play, Avalon Hill, and the DCI/WPN LFR Community Manager DDi Guide

Created by MyFitnessPal - Free Calorie Counter

I want to make a character who was a professional cricket player who was sucked through a warp and ended up in FR. It's a home-brew campaign with an 84 point-buy and we can only use 1st edition content, as long as we update it to 4th edition. We're starting at level 30.

Can anyone make me an optimized build?

(I'm looking for some kind of martial-divine-arcane defender-leader-striker-controller type of character, but the DM frowns on multi-classing.)

Thanks in advance!

Dan Anderson @EpicUthrac
Total Confusion www.totalcon.com
LFR Calimshan Writing Director
LFR Epic Writing Director

LFR Myth Drannor Writing Director

I saw an article in a 1984 magazine that one of Miss August's favorite hobbies is playing Dungeons and Dragons.

Since this article was published over 20 years ago, is this content legal for my LFR character?

Dan Anderson @EpicUthrac
Total Confusion www.totalcon.com
LFR Calimshan Writing Director
LFR Epic Writing Director

LFR Myth Drannor Writing Director

I've written some articles for race/class ideas that I'm sending to WotC to include in Player's Handbook XIV.

Can I use this as a Playtest Character in LFR until the actual PH XIV is released?

Dan Anderson @EpicUthrac
Total Confusion www.totalcon.com
LFR Calimshan Writing Director
LFR Epic Writing Director

LFR Myth Drannor Writing Director

What does SLFRT mean?

Dan Anderson @EpicUthrac
Total Confusion www.totalcon.com
LFR Calimshan Writing Director
LFR Epic Writing Director

LFR Myth Drannor Writing Director

bump

(Why hasn't anyone answered any of my questions yet - it's been, like, 8 minutes since my first post!)

Dan Anderson @EpicUthrac
Total Confusion www.totalcon.com
LFR Calimshan Writing Director
LFR Epic Writing Director

LFR Myth Drannor Writing Director

bump

(Why hasn't anyone answered any of my questions yet - it's been, like, 8 minutes since my first post!)

42 :P
What does SLFRT mean?

Still Looking for Righteous Tandoori.
"Of course [Richard] has a knife. He always has a knife. We all have knives. It's 1183, and we're barbarians!" - Eleanor of Aquitaine, "The Lion in Winter"
I want to make a character who was a professional cricket player who was sucked through a warp and ended up in FR. It's a home-brew campaign with an 84 point-buy and we can only use 1st edition content, as long as we update it to 4th edition. We're starting at level 30.

Can anyone make me an optimized build?

(I'm looking for some kind of martial-divine-arcane defender-leader-striker-controller type of character, but the DM frowns on multi-classing.)

Thanks in advance!

Take the Orcus stats out of the MM, and everywhere it says "Wand of Orcus", cross it out and replace it with "Cricket Bat of Doom."
"Of course [Richard] has a knife. He always has a knife. We all have knives. It's 1183, and we're barbarians!" - Eleanor of Aquitaine, "The Lion in Winter"
I just want to take this opportunity to say "Hello!" to Puggle, who has unknowingly entertained me with his posts for some time now.
sorry, i just tuned in at a promise of a free cookie, and laking. m will be so pleased... eeew, self third person, im outdone only by my own insanity, how disturbing.

Its wonderfull to see all my good little boys girls and kittens (and moderators? eep) rolling around in the primordial stew of our own ridiculousnes.

i'm so proud of you all.


and barrens general aint got crap on us.
I just want to take this opportunity to say "Hello!" to Puggle, who has unknowingly entertained me with his posts for some time now.

I have been? :O Is that because they're funny, or because they're just so ridiculously incorrect and/or stupid that you can't look away? :D

Anyway- HEYA Drows! :D

P.S. I <3 you m!
m you totally wouldn't pay for my cab to the cross. I'd end up having to buy you in a the casino or something after you lost your money buying a hat or something.

And you know it. =P
What is "laking"?
You know what a lackey is? It's the verb form of that.
m you totally wouldn't pay for my cab to the cross. I'd end up having to buy you in a the casino or something after you lost your money buying a hat or something.

And you know it. =P

ok... so i may have come home with more hats than i left with, but that isnt the point!

and though shalt not ask what laking is, one shall simply participate.
and though shalt not ask what laking is, one shall simply participate.

So speaketh m, and all shalt obey. ;)
So speaketh m, and all shalt obey. ;)

thats my good knight. i knew you were my favorite for a reason
I thought I was your favorite! :'(