Unclaimed Portfolios

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-Some of these are obvious, some of these are stretching it a little, but...

-And, as always, further suggestions/ideas/etc. are not frowned upon.

Unclaimed Portfolio List

Complied by: Lord Karsus

-Abandonment
-Abdication
-Abjuration
-Abjurers
-Abstinence
-Achievement
-Acids
-Activity
-Addiction
-Adultery
-Adulthood
-Adults
-Aerial Combat
-Aggression
-Aggressors
-Aimlessness
-Alchemy
-Alcohol
-Alienation
-Alleviation
-Alteration
-Ambition
-Amnesty
-Ancestors
-Anomalies
-Antagonism
-Antagonists
-Antidotes
-Anti-Paladins
-Apathy
-Apostasy
-Arctic Creatures
-Armistice
-Artlessness
-Assailment
-Assassinations
-Atrocity
-Autumn
-Avarice
-Aversion
-Awareness
-Baking
-Bandits
-Banishment
-Barter
-Bases
-Beggars
-Beholders
-Bitterness
-Birds
-Blackguards
-Blindness
-Bliss
-Blood
-Bureaucracies
-Bureaucrats
-Bugbears
-Calmness
-Canines
-Captivity
-Carelessness
-Ceasefires
-Celibacy
-Chance
-Charm
-Chastity
-Chauvinism
-Civilization
-Cleanliness
-Cliffs
-Clumsiness
-Colors
-Commoners
-Comets
-Comfort
-Compassion
-Confusion
-Conjuration
-Conjurers
-Conservatism
-Constraint
-Contamination
-Contempt
-Contentment
-Contraband
-Convenience
-Cooking
-Cooperation
-Corrosion
-Corruption
-Courage
-Cowardice
-Creation
-Cruelty
-Cures
-Curses
-Day
-Daylight
-Decadence
-Decay
-Defeat
-Dejection
-Delirium
-Democracy
-Demolition
-Demolitionists
-Denial
-Dentistry
-Depravity
-Dereliction
-Dependence
-Derro
-Desert Dwellers
-Deserts
-Desistance
-Despair
-Desperation
-Desserts
-Detachment
-Diplomacy
-Diplomats
-Disgrace
-Discouragement
-Discrimination
-Disloyalty
-Disobedience
-Disorder
-Distance
-Diviners
-Divorces
-Dogs
-Domesticated Animals
-Dreams
-Dryness
-Dusk
-Dust
-Elderly
-Embalming
-Encroachment
-Engineering
-Envy
-Equatorial Environments
-Erosion
-Estrangement
-Evasion
-Evocation
-Evokers
-Evolution
-Excess
-Excrement
-Exploration
-Exploitation
-Fear
-Femininity
-Fertility
-Filth
-Flexibility
-Floods
-Fog
-Force
-Forestry
-Foresters
-Forgiveness
-Forgotten Lore
-Free Will
-Frost
-Funerals
-Fungi
-Fusion
-Gain
-Garbage
-Generosity
-Geography
-Giants
-Gifts
-Gloominess
-Glory
-Gluttony
-Goblin
-Goblinoids
-Good Behavior
-Good Liches
-Good Luck
-Good Undead
-Gravity
-Guidance
-Guides
-Guilt
-Gullibility
-Half-Elves
-Half-Orcs
-Hair
-Hangovers
-Harmony
-Healers
-Healing
-Health
-Heat
-Hoarders
-Hoarding
-Hobgoblin
-Hollowness
-Homosexuality
-Honesty
-Horses
-Hubris
-Hunger
-Ignorance
-Illiteracy
-Illithid/Mind Flayers
-Illusionists
-Inability
-Inactivity
-Inarticulateness
-Incompetence
-Independence
-Indifference
-Indolence
-Industrialists
-Industry
-Inertia
-Ineptitude
-Inequality
-Inevitability
-Inflexibility
-Injustice
-Immortality
-Improper Burial
-Impulsiveness
-Indignation
-Infancy
-Infants
-Insects
-Intelligence
-Intelligent Creatures
-Intoxicants
-Invocation
-Invokers
-Invulnerability
-Invaders
-Invasion
-Isolation
-Jungles
-Jungle Creatures
-Jungle Dwellers
-Kobold
-Killjoys
-Kindness
-Labor
-Land
-Land Combat
-Land Dwellers
-Language
-Laughter
-Law Enforcement
-Law Enforcers
-Laziness
-Legacies
-Leniency
-Liberalism
-Liberation
-Libraries
-Life
-Life-giving
-Light
-Livestock
-Living
-Long-Distance Running
-Loudness
-Lust
-Lythari Elves
-Madness
-Magical Artifice
-Magnetism
-Magnets
-Malleability
-Maritime Trade
-Maritime Travel
-Marriage
-Masculinity
-Mathematics
-Maturity
-Medicine
-Mediocrity
-Merchants
-Mercy
-Memory
-Metamorphosis
-Meteorites
-Meteors
-Milk
-Misdirection
-Misery
-Mist
-Moderation
-Mountain Dwellers
-Mountains
-Mud
-Mundane Items
-Muscles
-Music
-Mute Humanoids
-Neglect
-Neutrality
-Nightmares
-Noise
-Noisiness
-Numbness
-Obedience
-Obsession
-Ogres
-Old Age
-Openness
-Opportunism
-Oppression
-Oral Tradition
-Order
-Orthodoxy
-Pacts
-Panic
-Parodies
-Paradox
-Pariahs/Stigma
-Pastries
-Pestilence
-Piracy
-Pirates
-Plagiarism
-Plain Dwellers
-Plains
-Pleasure
-Pollution
-Potential
-Poverty
-Pragmatism
-Preservation
-Pride
-Prisons
-Privilege
-Prodigies
-Prophetic Fulfillment
-Prose
-Prosperity
-Radiation
-Rage
-Rain
-Readers
-Reading
-Reality
-Recessions
-Rediscovery
-Reduction
-Regression
-Remembrance
-Residents
-Restoration
-Revelations
-Rivers
-Rulers
-Rules
-Rulership
-Rust
-Sadness
-Safety
-Science
-Scientists
-Sea
-Sea Dwellers
-Seamanship
-Sebum
-Secularism
-Secularists
-Secretion
-Segregation
-Self-Deficiency
-Self-Denial
-Self-Fulfillment
-Self-Loathing
-Selfishness
-Sexual Deviance
-Sexuality
-Sheep
-Shortcomings
-Silence
-Slavery
-Slaves
-Sleep
-Sloth
-Smoke
-Snow
-Solace
-Squander
-Solitude
-Spelljammers
-Spelljamming
-Sprinting
-Stagnation
-Stars
-Sterility
-Stillness
-Stoicism
-Subversion
-Surface
-Summoning
-Sun
-Surprise
-Surrender
-Swamp Dwellers
-Swamps
-Synthesis
-Tamed Nature
-Tears
-Technology
-Teeth
-Temperance
-Terror
-Terrorism
-Terrorists
-Thirst
-Thugs
-Time
-Timelessness
-Tomb Raiders
-Torrential Rain
-Traditionalism
-Tranquil Waters
-Tranquil Weather
-Transmuters
-Transmutation
-Treachery
-Triplets
-Trolls
-Tropical Environments
-Trust
-Twins
-Ugliness
-Unchanging Art
-Unfair Outcomes
-Unjust Rule
-Unskilled Labor
-Urdennir
-Vacuums
-Valleys
-Valor
-Vanity
-Vertigo
-Voids
-Volcanoes
-Vice
-Vulnerability
-Wanderlust
-Waste
-Wasted Potential
-Wastelands
-Wasteland Creatures
-Wasteland Dwellers
-Weakness
-Weather
-Wood
-Wolves
-Wonder
-Wild Animals
-Wild Plants

Trolls in sheep's clothing have no redeeming qualities that are beneficial towards the health of the community. My Artwork/Photography/Literature
Spelljammers were a portfolio?

I am Jammy, GOD OF SPELLJAMMERS!

Heh.

This is an interesting list. Props for compiling it.

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haha! Sheep and unskilled labour. Some of these are rather funny, if you picture them as standalone portfolios. A god of sheep is somehow just an amusing idea.
Spelljammers were a portfolio?

-Anything can be a portfolio. ;)

haha! Sheep and unskilled labour. Some of these are rather funny, if you picture them as standalone portfolios. A god of sheep is somehow just an amusing idea.

-Hey, I did say that some were reaching a bit. A bit silly and such, but they're, in reality, free portfolios.
Trolls in sheep's clothing have no redeeming qualities that are beneficial towards the health of the community. My Artwork/Photography/Literature
-Hey, I did say that some were reaching a bit. A bit silly and such, but they're, in reality, free portfolios.

Well, if they're free, I guess I could help out. I'll take mute humanoids aaaand, let's see. Triplets.

I might be able to squeeze in one more if you don't get enough takers.
What about Banjo, God of Clowns?
Hmm... I would like to claim a few of those portfolios...:D

I'll grab slaves... but not as a god who supports slavery but as a god who helps slaves, as in slaves often worship him.
Since I have the portfolio of unclaimed portfolios... I take them all... yeah.

Suck it up and drive on.
*ahem*


All of these unclaimed portfolios are being liquidated and seized by the government to help shore up the foundations of our struggling cosmology.

Do not be alarmed, I am with the government and I am here to help.
"You're lame.": Kobluyat, Exarch of Killjoys.

"No I provide for you and your fellows!": cried Moosse, God of Milk.

No god of swordplay?
WHere is the god of bootyliciousness?!
Hmm, I figured Alcohol would already be taken, sooo...

I'll take Alcohol, fog, aaand...... oh hells why not, Indifference. Or should I? Maybe I shouldn't. Meh, what do I care.
-Yes, there certainly is a large selection, that can make some interesting and humorous combinations.
Trolls in sheep's clothing have no redeeming qualities that are beneficial towards the health of the community. My Artwork/Photography/Literature
What about the idea of Nessicary Evils? The whole for the greater good idea. -Could that be a portfolio?- Nevermind. Anything can be a portfolio... Just wondered where this would come in.
What about the idea of Nessicary Evils? The whole for the greater good idea. -Could that be a portfolio?- Nevermind. Anything can be a portfolio... Just wondered where this would come in.

-Not exactly following what you mean. Could you define "Necessary Evils" better? As in, "Well, in order to kill those 1,000 Orcs, we needed to kill the Druid protecting the valley pass."?
Trolls in sheep's clothing have no redeeming qualities that are beneficial towards the health of the community. My Artwork/Photography/Literature
I am Baaatyo, god of sheep and bootyliciousness! WIth my powerful exarchs, Lambchop and Sir Mix a Lot!
Pretty much. The only way I see it coming into play is through assassination, but give me enough time and I'll think of another example.
-I get you. Assassination is a necessary evil, sometimes. Assassination is an evil act, but the only way to kill the LE dictator and freeing the oppressed people would be to assassinate the dictator.
Trolls in sheep's clothing have no redeeming qualities that are beneficial towards the health of the community. My Artwork/Photography/Literature
Exactly. It seems a perfect, if not some what crude example. Prehaps purposely bankrupting a guild so that the more plentiful entrepreneurs can thrive under the colapsed monopoly.
Isn't the Portfolio for the great God "Oops": Carelessness, Clumsiness and Incompetence?
Exactly. It seems a perfect, if not some what crude example. Prehaps purposely bankrupting a guild so that the more plentiful entrepreneurs can thrive under the colapsed monopoly.

-Unfortunately, the D&D alignment system has it's limitations, and this is one of them. Utilitarianism, which is the philosophy, that, basically, an action is justified if more benefit from it than are jeopardized by it, it moral. The assassination example is the perfect example. In D&D however, assassination is still evil, no matter how it is justified.
Trolls in sheep's clothing have no redeeming qualities that are beneficial towards the health of the community. My Artwork/Photography/Literature
Damn technicalities. Always getting in the way.
Is the fungi portfolio unclaimed?
Is the fungi portfolio unclaimed?

-That sounds specific enough to not fall within the 'Rot' portfolio, so sure. I'll add it in.
Trolls in sheep's clothing have no redeeming qualities that are beneficial towards the health of the community. My Artwork/Photography/Literature
-That sounds specific enough to not fall within the 'Rot' portfolio, so sure. I'll add it in.

Great. They are a specific life form, and deserve their own catergory.
How about ascension or transcendence? A religion built upon using divine magic to grant its most devout followers the half-celestial template. That could become powerful and popular very quickly.
Protist? Agrh! Darn BioII.
Protist? Agrh! Darn BioII.

What are Protist and BioII?
Humor?
What are Protist...

A type of microorganism.

...and BioII?

Probably a reference to a biology class.
-Huh. That makes sense. And here, I thought it was some kind of video game reference.
Trolls in sheep's clothing have no redeeming qualities that are beneficial towards the health of the community. My Artwork/Photography/Literature
-Huh. That makes sense. And here, I thought it was some kind of video game reference.

That's what I was thinking. Protist sounds like the same of that evil flying monkey head from my little brother's Starfox game.
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