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you know what
. I just got this turn 3 win with angelfire today =D.
failure



0:00:00 [evilweevil666]
0:00:00 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 shuffles library
0:00:00 [evilweevil666] I am ready.
0:00:00 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Mot] Mot shuffles library
0:00:00 [Mot] Bora pro RAXAAAAAAA!!!!!
0:00:00 [Mot] Mot draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Mot] <-------- Novo jogo em andamento -------->
0:00:00 [Mot] Código de segurança de Mot é 52B08A7F [Extended]
0:00:00 [Mot] Código de segurança de evilweevil666 é 19545420 [Extended]
0:00:00 [Mot] It is now turn 1 (Mot)
0:00:00 [Mot] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:00 [evilweevil666] hey
0:00:01 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 rolled a 17, using a 20 sided die
0:00:01 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 shuffles library
0:00:02 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 shuffles library
0:00:03 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 shuffles library
0:00:05 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 shuffles library
0:00:06 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 shuffles library
0:00:06 [Mot] Mot rolled a 4, using a 20 sided die
0:00:07 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 shuffles library
0:00:07 [Mot] Mot shuffles library
0:00:08 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 shuffles library
0:00:08 [Mot] Mot shuffles library
0:00:09 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 shuffles library
0:00:09 [Mot] Mot shuffles library
0:00:09 [Mot] Mot draws a card
0:00:10 [Mot] Mot draws a card
0:00:10 [Mot] Mot draws a card
0:00:10 [Mot] Mot draws a card
0:00:10 [Mot] Mot draws a card
0:00:11 [evilweevil666] play
0:00:11 [Mot] Mot draws a card
0:00:12 [Mot] Mot draws a card
0:00:13 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 draws 7 cards
0:00:16 [Mot] It is now turn 2 (evilweevil666)
0:00:16 [Mot] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:16 [Mot] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:17 [evilweevil666] kp
0:00:18 [Mot] kp
0:00:20 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 plays Hallowed Fountain from Hand
0:00:20 [evilweevil666] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:00:21 [evilweevil666] End my turn
0:00:23 [Mot] It is now turn 3 (Mot)
0:00:23 [Mot] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:23 [Mot] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:24 [Mot] Mot draws a card
0:00:24 [Mot] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:25 [Mot] Mot plays Forest from Hand
0:00:26 [Mot] Mot taps Forest
0:00:26 [Mot] Mot plays Birds of Paradise from Hand
0:00:27 [Mot] End my turn
0:00:28 [evilweevil666] It is now turn 4 (evilweevil666)
0:00:28 [evilweevil666] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:28 [Mot] It is now turn 5 (evilweevil666)
0:00:28 [Mot] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:29 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 untaps his/her permanents
0:00:29 [evilweevil666] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:29 [evilweevil666] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:30 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 draws a card
0:00:30 [evilweevil666] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:33 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 plays Island from Hand
0:00:34 [evilweevil666] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:00:35 [evilweevil666] End my turn
0:00:36 [Mot] It is now turn 6 (Mot)
0:00:36 [Mot] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:37 [Mot] Mot untaps his/her permanents
0:00:37 [Mot] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:38 [Mot] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:38 [Mot] Mot draws a card
0:00:38 [Mot] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:38 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 rearranges cards in evilweevil666's Hand
0:00:39 [Mot] Mot plays Mountain from Hand
0:00:41 [Mot] End my turn
0:00:42 [Mot] It is now turn 7 (evilweevil666)
0:00:42 [Mot] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:43 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 untaps his/her permanents
0:00:43 [evilweevil666] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:44 [evilweevil666] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:44 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 draws a card
0:00:44 [evilweevil666] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:45 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 rearranges cards in evilweevil666's Hand
0:00:51 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 plays Island from Hand
0:00:52 [evilweevil666] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:00:53 [evilweevil666] End my turn
0:00:54 [Mot] It is now turn 8 (Mot)
0:00:54 [Mot] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:56 [Mot] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:56 [Mot] Mot draws a card
0:00:56 [Mot] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:57 [Mot] Mot plays Mountain from Hand
0:00:58 [Mot] Mot taps Forest
0:00:59 [Mot] Mot taps Mountain
0:00:59 [Mot] Mot taps Mountain
0:00:59 [Mot] Mot taps Birds of Paradise
0:01:00 [Mot] Mot plays Soul Foundry from Hand
0:01:04 [Mot] Hostility is enchanting Soul Foundry now
0:01:04 [Mot] Mot puts Hostility into play from Hand
0:01:05 [Mot] End my turn
0:01:06 [Mot] It is now turn 9 (evilweevil666)
0:01:06 [Mot] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:10 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 taps Hallowed Fountain
0:01:10 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 taps Island
0:01:11 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 plays Mana Leak from Hand
0:01:17 [Mot] NO **** GAY COUNTER DECK
0:01:20 [Mot] BYE GAY
0:01:21 [] Player Lost
0:01:22 [evilweevil666] learn to play magic
BYE GAY haha

People are so brave behind a computer screen.
Lolz.
BYE GAY...lol.

I didn't save the log, but a few days ago I was testing a new deck that I've been working on. I was playing against Elves, and I won Game 1 with an Engineered Explosives to wipe his board followed by a Persecute to destroy his hand. He was upset, but didn't quit. Game 2, I Smother his Heritage Druid and drop a Night of Souls' Betrayal on the next turn. He proceeds to start swearing and yelling at me for about 5 minutes. I just sat there saying nothing and laughing because it was so funny.
If only I could go through my computer ;)

What the hell is, "BYE GAY"
*high fives*

lol, this is classic
What was the game advertised as?
Must we have a separate version of this thread in each individual subforum?
Lawl turn 3 epic win xD
Must we have a separate version of this thread in each individual subforum?

Because I like straying away from the two forums I care about (Legacy and Extended) just to read something funny? One thread isn't hurting anyone, so I say yes, we must.
57860688 wrote:
121183109 wrote:
57074928 wrote:
So when UR Delver came out to win a GP, did Christian Calcano email/call you and thank you personally, or was there just a mutual understanding?
Legitimately laughed at this...haha
No kidding. +1 internets for a hidden gem in the standard deck help.
I posted this in the general forum thread, but it's still funny. FYI I almost always host and I advertise my games as "Extended 2/3 sb English only."

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Makaro vs Kedar [12/3/2008 7:49:56 PM]

0:00:00 [Makaro]
0:00:00 [Makaro] Makaro shuffles library
0:00:00 [Makaro] Makaro draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Shuuk] Shuuk shuffles library
0:00:00 [Shuuk] Shuuk draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Makaro] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [Makaro] Makaro's Security Code: 4F425A28 [Extended]
0:00:00 [Makaro] Shuuk's Security Code: E89FD26F [Extended]
0:00:00 [Makaro] It is now turn 1 (Makaro)
0:00:00 [Makaro] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:00 [Makaro] hi
0:00:01 [Shuuk] hi
0:00:01 [Makaro] Makaro shuffles library
0:00:01 [Shuuk] Shuuk rolled a 15, using a 20 sided die
0:00:01 [Makaro] Makaro rolled a 5, using a 20 sided die
0:00:02 [Shuuk] Shuuk shuffles library
0:00:03 [Shuuk] Shuuk shuffles library
0:00:04 [] Player Lost
0:00:08 [] Session Lost
0:00:08 [] Disconnected
0:00:42 [Makaro]
0:00:00 [Makaro] Makaro shuffles library
0:00:00 [Makaro] Makaro draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Kedar] Kedar shuffles library
0:00:00 [Kedar] Bring it on!
0:00:00 [Kedar] Kedar draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Makaro] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [Makaro] Makaro's Security Code: 4F425A28 [Extended]
0:00:00 [Makaro] Kedar's Security Code: 114BFD53 [Extended]
0:00:00 [Makaro] It is now turn 1 (Kedar)
0:00:00 [Makaro] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:00 [Kedar] Kedar shuffles library
0:00:00 [Makaro] hi
0:00:01 [Kedar] Kedar shuffles library
0:00:01 [Makaro] Makaro shuffles library
0:00:01 [Makaro] Makaro rolled a 13, using a 20 sided die
0:00:02 [Kedar] Kedar rolled a 13, using a 20 sided die
0:00:04 [Makaro] Makaro rolled a 3, using a 20 sided die
0:00:11 [Makaro] Makaro shuffles library
0:00:13 [Kedar] please tell me you play a deck that takes skill, not 'gotta get som eserious good luck to win'
0:00:14 [Kedar] Kedar rolled a 12, using a 20 sided die
0:00:15 [Kedar] ip
0:00:15 [Kedar] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:15 [Kedar] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:16 [Kedar] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:16 [Kedar] Kedar draws 7 cards
0:00:21 [Makaro] Makaro draws 7 cards
0:00:23 [Kedar] keep
0:00:27 [Kedar] Kedar plays Forest from Hand
0:00:28 [Makaro] I'm not sure what you mean by that
0:00:28 [Kedar] Kedar plays Magus of the Vineyard from Hand
0:00:29 [Kedar] Kedar taps Forest
0:00:36 [Makaro] but this deck does take some skill to pilot
0:00:40 [Kedar] I mean, will your deck unless you get JSUT the right cards?
0:00:56 [Makaro] this deck is designed to win even without hte main "combo"
0:00:58 [Makaro] It is now turn 2 (Makaro)
0:00:58 [Makaro] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:59 [Makaro] Makaro untaps his/her permanents
0:00:59 [Makaro] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:00 [Makaro] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:00 [Makaro] Makaro draws a card
0:01:00 [Makaro] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:02 [Kedar] fine
0:01:08 [Kedar] I mean decks that can't win without the main combo
0:01:10 [Makaro] Makaro plays Overgrown Tomb from Hand
0:01:14 [Makaro] Makaro untaps Overgrown Tomb
0:01:16 [Makaro] Makaro's life total is now 18 (-2)
0:01:17 [Makaro] Makaro taps Overgrown Tomb
0:01:18 [Makaro] Makaro plays Thoughtseize from Hand
0:01:18 [Kedar] I hate playing n00bs who play those and hten think they're good
0:01:20 [Kedar] see ya controln00b
0:01:22 [] Player Lost


And here's somebody who hates MWC. Honestly I think he just left because I was winning.

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0:04:24 [Makaro] It is now turn 12 (Makaro)
0:04:24 [Makaro] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:04:27 [Makaro] Makaro untaps his/her permanents
0:04:27 [Makaro] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:04:27 [Makaro] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:04:28 [Makaro] Makaro draws a card
0:04:28 [Makaro] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:04:32 [Makaro] Makaro plays Snow-Covered Plains from Hand
0:04:48 [Pepe] Pepe duplicates Umezawa's Jitte
0:04:50 [Makaro] Makaro taps Snow-Covered Plains
0:04:51 [Makaro] Makaro taps Snow-Covered Plains
0:04:54 [Makaro] Makaro plays Runed Halo from Hand
0:04:56 [Makaro] Ok?
0:05:00 [Pepe] Ok
0:05:04 [Makaro] Runed Halo's note changed: mutavault
0:05:08 [Makaro] Makaro taps Snow-Covered Plains
0:05:09 [Pepe] Ok
0:05:10 [Makaro] Makaro taps Mouth of Ronom
0:05:11 [Makaro] Makaro taps Scrying Sheets
0:05:12 [Makaro] Makaro plays Oblivion Ring from Hand
0:05:17 [Pepe] Thinking
0:05:22 [Pepe] Ok
0:05:24 [Pepe] Pepe puts Umezawa's Jitte to RFG from Play
0:05:27 [Makaro] End my turn
0:05:28 [Pepe] Pepe taps Island
0:05:28 [Pepe] Pepe taps Steam Vents
0:05:29 [Pepe] Pepe taps Island
0:05:30 [Pepe] Pepe plays Vendilion Clique from Hand
0:05:34 [Pepe] Pepe rearranges cards in Pepe's Hand
0:05:34 [Pepe] Pepe is looking opponent's Hand...
0:05:48 [Pepe] suckzor deck
0:05:49 [Pepe] bye
0:05:50 [] Player Lost
0:06:07 [] Session Lost
0:06:07 [] Disconnected
Because I like straying away from the two forums I care about (Legacy and Extended) just to read something funny? One thread isn't hurting anyone, so I say yes, we must.

One? This is at least the third.
And here's somebody who hates MWC. Honestly I think he just left because I was winning.

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0:04:24 [Makaro] It is now turn 12 (Makaro)
0:04:24 [Makaro] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:04:27 [Makaro] Makaro untaps his/her permanents
0:04:27 [Makaro] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:04:27 [Makaro] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:04:28 [Makaro] Makaro draws a card
0:04:28 [Makaro] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:04:32 [Makaro] Makaro plays Snow-Covered Plains from Hand
0:04:48 [Pepe] Pepe duplicates Umezawa's Jitte
0:04:50 [Makaro] Makaro taps Snow-Covered Plains
0:04:51 [Makaro] Makaro taps Snow-Covered Plains
0:04:54 [Makaro] Makaro plays Runed Halo from Hand
0:04:56 [Makaro] Ok?
0:05:00 [Pepe] Ok
0:05:04 [Makaro] Runed Halo's note changed: mutavault
0:05:08 [Makaro] Makaro taps Snow-Covered Plains
0:05:09 [Pepe] Ok
0:05:10 [Makaro] Makaro taps Mouth of Ronom
0:05:11 [Makaro] Makaro taps Scrying Sheets
0:05:12 [Makaro] Makaro plays Oblivion Ring from Hand
0:05:17 [Pepe] Thinking
0:05:22 [Pepe] Ok
0:05:24 [Pepe] Pepe puts Umezawa's Jitte to RFG from Play
0:05:27 [Makaro] End my turn
0:05:28 [Pepe] Pepe taps Island
0:05:28 [Pepe] Pepe taps Steam Vents
0:05:29 [Pepe] Pepe taps Island
0:05:30 [Pepe] Pepe plays Vendilion Clique from Hand
0:05:34 [Pepe] Pepe rearranges cards in Pepe's Hand
0:05:34 [Pepe] Pepe is looking opponent's Hand...
0:05:48 [Pepe] suckzor deck
0:05:49 [Pepe] bye
0:05:50 [] Player Lost
0:06:07 [] Session Lost
0:06:07 [] Disconnected

Maybe not... remember, most people take garbage to MWS. If he sees something he doesn't think is good/competitive, he may just leave.
One? This is at least the third.

Link me to the other 2 currently open/active in the Extended General?
57860688 wrote:
121183109 wrote:
57074928 wrote:
So when UR Delver came out to win a GP, did Christian Calcano email/call you and thank you personally, or was there just a mutual understanding?
Legitimately laughed at this...haha
No kidding. +1 internets for a hidden gem in the standard deck help.
Maybe not... remember, most people take garbage to MWS. If he sees something he doesn't think is good/competitive, he may just leave.

Link me to the other 2 currently open/active in the Extended General?

http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=972848
http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=1120648

Nobody ever said they were extended.
I only care about the Extended forums, however, and don't care to search outside of it just for a thread like this.
57860688 wrote:
121183109 wrote:
57074928 wrote:
So when UR Delver came out to win a GP, did Christian Calcano email/call you and thank you personally, or was there just a mutual understanding?
Legitimately laughed at this...haha
No kidding. +1 internets for a hidden gem in the standard deck help.
Here's the play I'm most proud of with my janky Mono-blue deck based around Jace's theme deck.

I'm 1-0 against elves, winning as I managed to control him pretty well game one. G2 I used a little SB tech to stop his aggro onslaught, and owned him hard enough to make him quit...

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07:19 [T-106] T-106's life total is now 6 (-6)
0:07:20 [T-106] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:07:22 [T-106] It is now turn 12 (T-106)
0:07:22 [T-106] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:07:23 [T-106] T-106 untaps his/her permanents
0:07:23 [T-106] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:07:23 [T-106] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:07:24 [T-106] T-106 draws a card
0:07:24 [T-106] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:07:24 [T-106] T-106 plays Island from Hand
0:07:26 [T-106] End my turn
0:07:30 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans taps Forest
0:07:33 [T-106] Ok
0:07:34 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans draws a card
0:07:36 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans puts Horizon Canopy to Graveyard from Play
0:07:38 [jeremy d'orleans] It is now turn 13 (jeremy d'orleans)
0:07:38 [jeremy d'orleans] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:07:39 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans untaps his/her permanents
0:07:39 [jeremy d'orleans] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:07:39 [jeremy d'orleans] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:07:39 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans draws a card
0:07:40 [jeremy d'orleans] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:07:44 [jeremy d'orleans] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:07:49 [jeremy d'orleans] Ok?
0:07:51 [T-106] Ok
0:07:55 [T-106] jeremy d'orleans taps Wirewood Symbiote
0:07:55 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans taps Wirewood Symbiote
0:07:56 [T-106] jeremy d'orleans taps Wirewood Hivemaster
0:07:56 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans taps Wirewood Hivemaster
0:07:56 [T-106] jeremy d'orleans taps Llanowar Elves
0:07:56 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans taps Llanowar Elves
0:07:56 [T-106] jeremy d'orleans taps insect
0:07:56 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans taps insect
0:07:56 [T-106] jeremy d'orleans taps Heritage Druid
0:07:56 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans taps Heritage Druid
0:07:56 [T-106] jeremy d'orleans taps insect
0:07:56 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans taps insect
0:07:58 [T-106] T-106 plays Leonin Bladetrap from Hand
0:08:00 [T-106] T-106 taps Island
0:08:00 [T-106] T-106 taps Island
0:08:00 [T-106] T-106 taps Island
0:08:03 [T-106] T-106 taps Lonely Sandbar
0:08:03 [T-106] T-106 taps Island
0:08:21 [jeremy d'orleans] i win this game
0:08:23 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans plays Thoughtseize from Hand
0:08:25 [] Player Lost


Yeah, it's total jank. But it does wonders when people don't see it coming. :D This was a 6-1 card advantage swing, or 5-1 if he used the symbiote's ability. Not too shabby for a Mono-blue deck.
I was terribly dissapointed with this thread (see: sig).

;_;
They see me trollin', they hatin'. Only 31.0% of the playerbase actually prefers Standard to the other formats, yet it is the format that gets the most attention. PATHETIC. If you had millions of loyal customers who adore and admire you, and you could raise your middle finger at them, wouldn't you? **** YOU TOO, WIZARDS. You are Red/Blue!
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Here's the play I'm most proud of with my janky Mono-blue deck based around Jace's theme deck.

I'm 1-0 against elves, winning as I managed to control him pretty well game one. G2 I used a little SB tech to stop his aggro onslaught, and owned him hard enough to make him quit...

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07:19 [T-106] T-106's life total is now 6 (-6)
0:07:20 [T-106] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:07:22 [T-106] It is now turn 12 (T-106)
0:07:22 [T-106] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:07:23 [T-106] T-106 untaps his/her permanents
0:07:23 [T-106] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:07:23 [T-106] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:07:24 [T-106] T-106 draws a card
0:07:24 [T-106] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:07:24 [T-106] T-106 plays Island from Hand
0:07:26 [T-106] End my turn
0:07:30 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans taps Forest
0:07:33 [T-106] Ok
0:07:34 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans draws a card
0:07:36 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans puts Horizon Canopy to Graveyard from Play
0:07:38 [jeremy d'orleans] It is now turn 13 (jeremy d'orleans)
0:07:38 [jeremy d'orleans] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:07:39 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans untaps his/her permanents
0:07:39 [jeremy d'orleans] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:07:39 [jeremy d'orleans] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:07:39 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans draws a card
0:07:40 [jeremy d'orleans] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:07:44 [jeremy d'orleans] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:07:49 [jeremy d'orleans] Ok?
0:07:51 [T-106] Ok
0:07:55 [T-106] jeremy d'orleans taps Wirewood Symbiote
0:07:55 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans taps Wirewood Symbiote
0:07:56 [T-106] jeremy d'orleans taps Wirewood Hivemaster
0:07:56 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans taps Wirewood Hivemaster
0:07:56 [T-106] jeremy d'orleans taps Llanowar Elves
0:07:56 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans taps Llanowar Elves
0:07:56 [T-106] jeremy d'orleans taps insect
0:07:56 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans taps insect
0:07:56 [T-106] jeremy d'orleans taps Heritage Druid
0:07:56 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans taps Heritage Druid
0:07:56 [T-106] jeremy d'orleans taps insect
0:07:56 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans taps insect
0:07:58 [T-106] T-106 plays Leonin Bladetrap from Hand
0:08:00 [T-106] T-106 taps Island
0:08:00 [T-106] T-106 taps Island
0:08:00 [T-106] T-106 taps Island
0:08:03 [T-106] T-106 taps Lonely Sandbar
0:08:03 [T-106] T-106 taps Island
0:08:21 [jeremy d'orleans] i win this game
0:08:23 [jeremy d'orleans] jeremy d'orleans plays Thoughtseize from Hand
0:08:25 [] Player Lost


Yeah, it's total jank. But it does wonders when people don't see it coming. :D This was a 6-1 card advantage swing, or 5-1 if he used the symbiote's ability. Not too shabby for a Mono-blue deck.

i love the "i win this game"
Playing MWC on MTGO:
Playing MWC on MTGO:

Wow ;_;. Generally when I see t2 hoofprints i would consider it casual too, but leaving the second you see it!? That's just sooo stupid.
Playing MWC on MTGO:

That sucks. You probably would have won anyways, though; I don't know of any decks playing Overgrown Tomb that have a good matchup against MWC.
That sucks. You probably would have won anyways, though; I don't know of any decks playing Overgrown Tomb that have a good matchup against MWC.

Decent hand too.
People just really don't like MWC. Especially if they are playing Little Kid Red, got owned game one and things aren't looking awesome game two.



He kept asking how my deck was competitive, I told him to go check the forum. And then just shot him some "^_^" until the game was in the bag.
People just really don't like MWC. Especially if they are playing Little Kid Red, got owned game one and things aren't looking awesome game two.



He kept asking how my deck was competitive, I told him to go check the forum. And then just shot him some "^_^" until the game was in the bag.

People give me that with my new MWC in standard too. Just stomped a ton of tier one decks today including 5 CC and WW, which are the primier aggro and control decks, which is a good sign. Seriously with that hand how are you gonna lose to that deck .
Just got this one:

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0:07:14 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 plays Cloudgoat Ranger from Hand
0:07:16 [Voldmir the Ruff] Ok
0:07:21 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 puts a 1/1 kithkin token into play
0:07:22 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 duplicates kithkin
0:07:23 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 duplicates kithkin
0:07:27 [evilweevil666] Elspeth, Knight-Errant now has 5 (+1) counters.
0:07:30 [evilweevil666] evilweevil666 duplicates soldier
0:07:33 [Voldmir the Ruff] treefolk's note changed: reach
0:07:33 [Voldmir the Ruff] treefolk's note changed: reach
0:07:33 [Voldmir the Ruff] treefolk's note changed: reach
0:07:38 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff taps Mosswort Bridge
0:07:38 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff taps Forest
0:07:38 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff taps Forest
0:07:38 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff taps Forest
0:07:38 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff taps Forest
0:07:41 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff taps Forest
0:07:41 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff taps Forest
0:07:41 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff taps Forest
0:07:41 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff taps Fertile Ground
0:07:41 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff taps Forest
0:07:42 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff plays Reach of Branches from Hand
0:07:43 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff plays Reach of Branches from Hand
0:07:44 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff duplicates treefolk
0:07:44 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff duplicates treefolk
0:07:47 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff puts Reach of Branches to Graveyard from Play
0:07:47 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff puts Reach of Branches to Graveyard from Play
0:07:48 [evilweevil666] wth
0:07:53 [evilweevil666] what are you doing...
0:07:59 [Voldmir the Ruff] I'M CASTING 2 INSTANTS
0:08:02 [evilweevil666] ok
0:08:02 [Voldmir the Ruff] IS THAT OKAY?
0:08:04 [Voldmir the Ruff] ALRIGHT
0:08:06 [Voldmir the Ruff] THANKS FOR LETTING ME PLAY
0:08:13 [evilweevil666] i'm confused on the reach part
0:08:24 [Voldmir the Ruff] you done?
0:08:31 [evilweevil666] why does the note say reach
0:08:44 [Voldmir the Ruff] hrm
0:08:45 [evilweevil666] they do not have reach
0:08:48 [Voldmir the Ruff] should say it has reach..
0:08:51 [Voldmir the Ruff] one sec let me check on ebay
0:08:55 [evilweevil666] wth
0:08:57 [evilweevil666] read the card
0:09:12 [Voldmir the Ruff] god i want to punch you in the face....
0:09:16 [evilweevil666] why?
0:09:18 [Voldmir the Ruff] i feel it might be a mismade card on here
0:09:23 [Voldmir the Ruff] because you are a *****
0:09:27 [evilweevil666] good one
0:09:37 [evilweevil666] i find your lack of class fairly disturbing to be honest
0:09:46 [Voldmir the Ruff] treefolk's note cleared
0:09:46 [Voldmir the Ruff] treefolk's note cleared
0:09:46 [Voldmir the Ruff] treefolk's note cleared
0:09:46 [Voldmir the Ruff] treefolk's note cleared
0:09:46 [Voldmir the Ruff] treefolk's note cleared
0:09:48 [Voldmir the Ruff] k
0:09:49 [Voldmir the Ruff] no reach
0:09:50 [evilweevil666] thank you
0:09:51 [Voldmir the Ruff] you were right
0:09:55 [evilweevil666] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:09:56 [evilweevil666] End my turn
0:10:07 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff untaps his/her permanents
0:10:08 [Voldmir the Ruff] It is now turn 17 (Voldmir the Ruff)
0:10:08 [Voldmir the Ruff] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:10:08 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff draws a card
0:10:18 [Voldmir the Ruff] Voldmir the Ruff plays Forest from Hand
0:10:41 [evilweevil666] ...
0:10:54 [evilweevil666] are you there?
0:11:17 [evilweevil666] hellooooo?
0:11:19 [Voldmir the Ruff] NOT ANYMORE *****
0:11:20 [] Session Lost
0:11:20 [] Disconnected

He had been being a jerk the whole time I just didn't want to copy and past the entire log (MWC games get long...).
Why is he checking eBay to see what a card does?
Why is he checking eBay to see what a card does?

I know, right!? I was gonna tell him that if he really wanted to that he should at gatherer, but it wasn't worth it...
MWC vs. Goblin Storm

Game two :

He returned later to play game three.

Game three:


Against a guy playing a Rakdos preconstructed deck:
MWC vs. Goblin Storm

Game two :

He returned later to play game three.

Game three:

I can't see your screen shots, bastow...
I can't see your screen shots, bastow...

I fixed them, they should be up now

EDIT: Added another screen.
did you pull off elseph's ultimate vs. the rakdos deck?

Yep. I also had an Eternal Dragon out at the time, it's just obscured by the info box. I've actually pulled off Elspeth's ultimate quite a few times more than I thought I would.
Yep. I also had an Eternal Dragon out at the time, it's just obscured by the info box. I've actually pulled off Elspeth's ultimate quite a few times more than I thought I would.

Yeah, it happens fairly frequently because all of her other abilities add counters...
Another day, another burn playing QQing:


I love this thread, in case nobody noticed :D
Another day, another burn playing QQing:


I love this thread, in case nobody noticed :D

:D

You hadn't even played Exalted Angel and Chalice yet.

Also, I laughed at what you called the file.
So remember that guy Dust_ that conceded the match when he saw my Hoofprints with the words: "..." and "casual decks in the other room". Guess what? He's back! So let's have a look at what tier one deck he is piloting:

So remember that guy Dust_ that conceded the match when he saw my Hoofprints with the words: "..." and "casual decks in the other room". Guess what? He's back! So let's have a look at what tier one deck he is piloting:


Wow...That's possibly the best one yet. What a hypocrite .
So remember that guy Dust_ that conceded the match when he saw my Hoofprints with the words: "..." and "casual decks in the other room". Guess what? He's back! So let's have a look at what tier one deck he is piloting:


Let's see... he's playing a crappy control deck with a horrible manabase. He's also playing Cancel .
Let's see... he's playing a crappy control deck with a horrible manabase. He's also playing Cancel .

Unless I'm much mistaken, he's playing Battle of Wits. Hence the 221 card library.
Unless I'm much mistaken, he's playing Battle of Wits. Hence the 221 card library.

A really, really crappy battle of wits if he's running cancel and has used a tutor and has that many lands, but hasn't won yet...
Unless I'm much mistaken, he's playing Battle of Wits

It appears so. I assumed he had at least close to 60 cards so I didn't bother looking at that part.
Good thing I'm here to keep the Wall alive. This time I'm facing down Demigod Stompy, he conceded game one after I removed his Deus, this is from game two after I removed his Deus and laid down a Martyr:



Suffice to say, he didn't return to finish the game.