[Humor] Internet Memes in Eberron.

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I read a thread over at 4chan on making a fan animated Warhammer 40K series. In this thread they started to make 40K version of certain memes.

I think you see where I'm getting at. The funny thing is that some memes need no translation. "Kill it with fire"

Commander: What do the scouts say about the number of warforged in that valley?
Soldier: The number... its over nine-thousaaand!
Commander: What?! Nine-thousand?!

Flamer: "HERETICS!? IN MY PRESENCE!?"
Inquisitor: "It is more likely than you think."

Female Talenta Barbarian, has long brown hair and wears a green dress and has red and green eyes. Her battlecry: DESU!

Sharn is shaped like a giant cat when seen from a distance.

General: Changeling spies, in my army?
Officer (changeling): It's more likely than you think

Cardinal Krozen: I has a loli
Merrix: I has a 'forged.

*Adventurers meet the LoB*
LoB: *>:3* Rawr!
Adventurers: By the Host! It's the Lord of Blades! Get in the airship!

Powerword: Fgsfds.
Powerword: Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Powerword: Nyoro~n.

Ammount of stolen cakes from bakery: 40. "And that's terrible" the baker exclaims.

Two NPCs, one starts every sentence with "My hair is..." and the other ends every sentence with "... in Breland!"

The very attractive Silver Flame nun who fights using a YoYo... IS A TRAP!

Female Gnome Elemental Scion (MoE) who specializes in earth elementals: Rock-loli.

Famous berserker: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIINS!

Truedive Shifter who sings: I'm a Shark! I'm a shaaark! (and other stuff).

Spell: Numa Numa Dance.

Other points:
*Anything negative about furries will be transplanted to Shifters and Lycanthropes
*There will be a spellcater saying: How do I cast web?
*Somebody needs to make an Eberron "Reaction guys" strip.
*Alignment: Chaotic Waha.
*PRC: Anonymous.
Pedobear in this context would be a big, burly, hairy shifter who constantly tries to infiltrate Flamekeep Cathedral, for obvious reasons.
Were tiger decended shifter declares his presence on aArgonth by saying
'Im in joor base, killig yoor doods.'
His vicory sees the missave
'All joo base am belong to me
Cats.'
note: I did not think of this, though I wish I had.
In Y.K. 998
War was beginning.
Baron: What happen ?
Gnome: Somebody set up us the fireball.
Gnome: We get message.
Baron: What !
Gnome: Main messaging station turn on.
Baron: It's you !!
LoB: How are you gentlemen !!
LoB: All your creation forge are belong to us.
LoB: You are on the way to Mourning.
Baron: What you say !!
LoB: You have no chance to survive make your time.
LoB: Ha ha ha ha ....
Gnome: Baron !!
Baron: Take off every airship!!
Baron: You know what you doing.
Baron: Move airship.
Baron: For great justice!!!
Kaius (in disguise as a karrnath commander): KARNNATHS! TONIGHT WE DINE! IN KHYBER!

Valnear Troop: THIS IS MADNESS!
Kaius: THIS IS KARRNATH!

Valnear Troop: THE THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE VALES TARIN! DECSEND UPON YOU! OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!
Karrnath Troop: Then we will fight in the shade.

ALSO!

Boranel: You're the man now dog.
Valnear Troop: THIS IS MADNESS!
Kaius: THIS IS KARRNATH!

Dick. I was going to make an animated .gif out of that. Oh well.
Random Individual: so I heard you like Daelkyr
Random Individual: so I heard you like Daelkyr

OMG I LUV DAELKYR!!!!
Adventurer One does not simply walk into Kyber
Artificer IM CHARGIN MY WANDZ
Anyone A shifter is fine too
Karrnathi I has a shuvel
The LOB is not amused

That's all I can think of for now.

EDIT: This is the best I can do with only Paint. I'm sure someone Photoshop savvy can do better.
Kaius (in disguise as a karrnath commander): KARNNATHS! TONIGHT WE DINE! IN KHYBER!

Valnear Troop: THIS IS MADNESS!
Kaius: THIS IS KARRNATH!

Valnear Troop: THE THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE VALES TARIN! DECSEND UPON YOU! OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!
Karrnath Troop: Then we will fight in the shade.

To be honest, I rather picture the Dhakaani as being Eberron's Spartan equivalent. And they'd say "Dine in Dolurrh".

Now, for the Karrnathi, I've always pictured Gladiator..

Karrnathi Commander: On my signal, unleash Khyber.
Cancerousmango wins.

What s/he wins, I have no idea. But s/he wins.
"Some men see things as they are and say 'why?' I dream things that never were and say 'why not?'"
Cancerousmango wins.

What s/he wins, I have no idea. But s/he wins.

I win the right to ban one member from the forums. Cmon mods, please?
I win the right to ban one member from the forums. Cmon mods, please?

I may not be mod but I can award you with this:

Dolurrh, why not have 2?
I may not be mod but I can award you with this:

Dolurrh, why not have 2?

Sigged. Now someone outdo my 20 minutes of work, please?
Cancerousmango wins.

What s/he wins, I have no idea. But s/he wins.

BTW, I'm a dude.

Yet another one.
DAMN. THIS ONE'S AN EPIC. PLEASE MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE.

I don't know if I can make it worth it, by by the Host tell me where you got that magnificent picture that is hidden beneath all that silly WOW-speak!
I don't know if I can make it worth it, by by the Host tell me where you got that magnificent picture that is hidden beneath all that silly WOW-speak!

Tell me about it. I hate WoW.
I don't know if I can make it worth it, by by the Host tell me where you got that magnificent picture that is hidden beneath all that silly WOW-speak!

Eberron: Eye of the Wolf

http://www.devilsdue.net/eberron
Yet another one.

I'm sorry Dude/Ma'am, I don't recognise that one.
"This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
"This! Is! DHAKAAAAAN!"

From the No love for Goblins thread
It's like... 4chan is conquering the online world.
Daelkyr: O'RYLEH?!
Mindflayer: YA RYLEH!!!

heh. that meme is so much better that way.
I'm sorry Dude/Ma'am, I don't recognise that one.

TL;DR stands for "too long, didn't read"
Lyrandar Skycaptain: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Adventurer: Define "interesting".
Lyrandar Skycaptain: [deadpan] Oh Host, oh host, we're all going to die?

Golden Circle Member: Half of writing history is hiding the truth.

Mercenary Airship Captain: This is how it is. Anybody doesn't wanna fly with me any more, this is your port of harbor. There's a lot of fine ways to die. I ain't waiting for House Lyrandar to choose mine.
[Fireballs Lyrandar Dragonamark crawling from wreckage]

House Sivis Assassin: Secrets... are not my concern. Keeping them... is.
IMAGE(http://images.community.wizards.com/community.wizards.com/user/blitzschnell/0a90721d221e50e5755af156c179fe51.jpg?v=90000)
Lyrandar Skycaptain: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Adventurer: Define "interesting".
Lyrandar Skycaptain: [deadpan] Oh Host, oh host, we're all going to die?

Golden Circle Member: Half of writing history is hiding the truth.

Mercenary Airship Captain: This is how it is. Anybody doesn't wanna fly with me any more, this is your port of harbor. There's a lot of fine ways to die. I ain't waiting for House Lyrandar to choose mine.
[Fireballs Lyrandar Dragonamark crawling from wreckage]

House Sivis Assassin: Secrets... are not my concern. Keeping them... is.

Lyrandar Pilot: I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar...

Escaped Elan psion: ... Also? I can kill you with my brain.
Step 1: Awaken Clawfoot
Step 2: Convince Clawfoot he's the incarnation of a deity
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit!
It's like... 4chan is conquering the online world.

Welcome to WoTChan.

I'm in ur boardz, quooting ur posts.

And cancerousmango has the largest win in this thread.
Anyone else worrying that the Mods are now watching this thread, and putting invisible little (4channer) tags on all our posts? Or is the party van across the street just beaming paranoia-beams into my head again?

Where'd that foil go off to?
cancerousmango needs to make me a gif file of the nightspot in the Explorer's Handbook with the caption "Ereyboda in tha club gettin' tipsy."
Sarlonian man reprisenting Redria in Sharn: HAJJEMIDA! My name is Borriat. I like you, do you like me?
Man, I plan on slipping in some lines when I finally get around to a Eberron session.

Here's one I'm gonna use.

"Alright, meeting's over.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bunk."

If I worded it wrong, I apologize, I haven't seen all of Firefly... even though I own it.

Yeah, try to figure that one out.
When first encountering a carcass crab in the Mournland.

Crab battle!

*Uses Bardic Knowledge, rolls a natural 1* Giant crabs such as these played an important part in historical battles in ancient Galifar!

*Knowledge check* Its armor-laden shell is impossible to penetrate with weapons! We have to flip it over and then cause MASSIVE DAMAGE!
cancerousmango needs to make me a gif file of the nightspot in the Explorer's Handbook with the caption "Ereyboda in tha club gettin' tipsy."

Here you go Forrest Gump.
Anyone else worrying that the Mods are now watching this thread, and putting invisible little (4channer) tags on all our posts? Or is the party van across the street just beaming paranoia-beams into my head again?

Where'd that foil go off to?

Your not authorized for that data citizen.

On the other hand, I it's:
hugs tiem
Here you go Forrest Gump.

That is the greatest thing ever.

And I am neither Forrest Gump nor am I from St. Louis. :P
I read a thread over at 4chan

Dude, admitting in public that you're a 4channer? Thats pretty brave. :D
Dude, admitting in public that you're a 4channer? Thats pretty brave. :D

What about admitting you're a /k/ommando? Or a /v/idiot?

Or, and let's see if this damages my innernet rep, a /d/eviant?
I read a thread over at 4chan

Dude, admitting in public that you're a 4channer? Thats pretty brave. :D

Anonymous does not know fear.

What about admitting you're a /k/ommando? Or a /v/idiot?

Or, and let's see if this damages my innernet rep, a /d/eviant?

There are things there that are relevant to my interests.

Any /co/mrades, fa/tg/uys or ca/tg/irls here?
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