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About Me

About Me: Age: 36
Sex: Yes
Gender: Male, Heterosexual
Contrary to the rumors, I'm not psychotic.
Disenchanted with modern life.
Vastly superior to an insect, but not worthy of licking the dust off your feet.
...and other obligatory baggage.

Favorite quotes:
"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds." —Albert Einstein

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."—Albert Einstein

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." —Albert Einstein

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."—Albert Einstein

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."—Albert Einstein

"That guy's wise."—Logray, Star Wars Ep.VI: Return of the Jedi

"I'm not a babbling idiot. I'm just socially challenged."—myself

"What was I saying?...Oh well, I'm sure you got the point." ["I hope", I say to myself as I observe the glazed look on the other person's face]—myself (Happens so frequently that I don't remember when the first time I said it was. Certainly from sometime in childhood.)

"Crap."—anonymous

"I know I'm putting my foot in my mouth somehow, but hey, it's chronic, what can ya do?"

"yeah, WTF, dork! ;) haha!"—Jen "_blue_" Page

"You are the dumbest smart person I have ever seen."—©2001 my ex-wife (This was before I,Robot, 2004)

"I reserve the right to say: 'I told you so'."—myself

"I told you so." [Unabashedly with smirk, tilted head, and raised eyebrows]—myself

"You would think someone would start listening to me by now."—myself

"Someone shoot me."—anonymous

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Favorite Artists
Frank Frazetta, Boris Valejo, Sanjulian, Larry Elmore, Clyde Caldwell, H.R. Giger, Donatello, Leonardo Da Vinci, Claude Monet, Arnold Armitage, Alberto Vargas, Art Frahm, Louis F. Dow, Gil Elvgren

Movies: Serenity, Blade Runner, Alien, Aliens, Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back, GalaxyQuest, The Running Man, Phantasm, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Picture of Dorian Grey (original), the Stuff, Blackhole, Appleseed (2004), Alien vs. Predator (first), Stargate, Firestarter (original, first), Blind Date, Die Hard, A Fish Called Wanda, Army of Darkness, The Dark Knight, Runaway, D.A.R.Y.L., E.T., Abraham (from Random House), Jacob (from Random House), Joseph (from Random House), House of Sand and Fog, The 3rd Man, Splash, The Great Escape, Papillon, Cape Fear, Night of the Hunter, Escape from Alcatraz, Cat Ballou, James Bond movies (Sean Connery; I would like Daniel Craig if it weren't for that his movies are busy rehashing earlier JB movies), Pitch Black, the Chronicles of Riddick, Matrix, Speed, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Lost Boys, Raising Arizona, Daredevil, Out of Bounds, Wolfen, Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning, The Breakfast Club, The Outsiders, The Falcon and the Snowman, Can't Buy Me Love, The River's Edge, Taffin, Witness, Mississippi Burning, The Lake House, A beautiful Mind, Night at the Museum, Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, the Untouchables, I,Robot, Waking Ned Divine, Shall We Dance? (1996), RocketeerFried Green Tomatoes, An American Werewolf in London, Fright Night (First one), Legends of the Fall, Gatica, Halloween (original, first), Brother: Where Art Thou, The End, Psycho (first), Labyrinth, The Princess Bride, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dragonslayer, Amadeus, Ladyhawk, Sneakers, Spy Game, Wargames, Out of Sight, The Jungle Book (1994), Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan-Lord of the Apes, Iceman, Top Gun, Second Hand Lions, Stand by Me, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Scanners, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Cat's Eye, The Stepfather (first), high fidelity, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Wing Commander, Pale Rider, Pink Cadillac, Noises Off, The Fly (1958/1986), the Jason Bourne trilogy, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The Unforgiven, Pale Rider, Lethal Weapon, Mad Max, Grosse Point Blank, The Man in the Iron Mask, Rain Man, Outland, The Terminator, Gremlins, The Karate Kid, Adventures in Babysitting, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Say Anything, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Dark Crystal, Best Seller, Men in Black, F/X, Mystic Pizza, The Gods Must be Crazy, Devil in a Blue Dress, Mr. Lucky, Silverado, The Howling (first), Little Shop of Horrors, No Way Out, West World, Deathtrap, Monkey Shines, House (first), Tron (original), I won't likely appreciate Tron Legacy, as I don't think it will push the envelope far enough), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Saw (first), Body Parts (1991), Changing Lanes, The Pursuit of Happyness, Romancing the Stone, Irma La Douce, Final Analysis, Highlander, Clash of the Titans, The Day After, Lawnmower Man, The Tao of Steve, Crybaby, The Three Musketeers (1973), Forrest Gump, Sid 'n Nancy, The Silence of the Lambs, Sweeny Todd: The Barber of Fleet Street (2001, 2007), Hellraiser (first), Play Misty for Me, Dirty Harry, Ghost Busters, Poltergeist, The Exorcist, Tight Rope, Hamburger Hill, Cannery Row, Crossroads, The Devil and Max Devlin, The Nightmare on Elm Street (first one), The Forbidden Kingdom, The Blob (original), X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes (original), The Mouse that Roared, The Illustrated Man, In the Heat of the Night, Running Scared, The Cotton Club, It's a Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad World, North to Alaska, Yakuza, To Have and Have Not, The Bridge over the River Kwai, To Hell and Back, Altered States, Beetlejuice, Manhunter, 1984, The Warriors, Death Wish, My Bodyguard, Silver Streak (1976), Stir Crazy (1980), Ferinheit 451, Dune (1984; I'm an aberration, sue me; turned a horribly dull book series into a good movie), Chinatown, The French Connection, Guess Whose Coming to Dinner, The Pink Panther movies (original), In the Heat of the Night, Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde (1931), To Sir with Love, Run Silent Run Deep, Coma, Shaggy Dog (original), Seven Samurai, The Magnificent Seven, Shaggy D.A., The Absent Minded Professor, Flubber, Old Yeller, the Herbie movies (original), Candlestick, Bad News Bears, Race to Witch Mountain, The Cat From Outer Space, That Darn Cat, Heat, White Nights, Midnight Run, City Slickers, Young Frankenstien, Support Your Local Sheriff, The Quiet Man, High Society, The Philadelphia story, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, The Black Stallion, The Parent Trap (1961), To Kill a Mockingbird (1968), The Lady Eve, Sparticus, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Deliverance, Treasure Island, The 7 Faces of Doctor Lau, They, The Hand, The Philadelphia Experiment, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Excalibur, A Man Called Horse, Windwalker, Little Big Man, The Odd Couple (1968), Paper Moon, The Wizard of Oz, Two Mules for Sister Sarah, A Fist Full of Dollars, A Few Dollars More, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (1947), The Time Machine (original), The King and I, Fantasia, My Man Godfrey, Double Indemnity, D.O.A. (original), Dial "M" for Murder, Judgment at Nuremberg, Sunset Boulevard, Mutiny on the Bounty, The Cane Mutiny, Planet of the Apes (1968), The Day the Earth Stood Still (original), Teahouse of the August Moon, Three Days of the Condor, The Sting, Butch Cassady and the Sundance Kid, On the Waterfront, The Life and Times Judge Roy Bean, Jesse James (1939), South Pacific, Baa Baa Blacksheep, Catch 22, The Grapes of Wrath, Jesse James, Mr. Roberts, High Noon, The Music Man, Dr. Doolittle (1967), Darby O'Gill and the Little People, Great Expectations, The House of the Seven Gables, Bananas, All About Eve, Frankenstein (1931), The Mummy (1932), The Invisible Man (1933), just about any Humphrey Bogart, Cary Grant, or James Stewart movie up to 1965, any movie with Marilyn Monroe, movies directed by Alfred Hitchcock, any adaptations of Edgar Allen Poe before 1980.

Internet Movies:
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Favorite Actors:
Ben Kingsly, Sean Connery, Cary Grant, Alec Guìnness, Red Skelton, Woody Allen, Walter Matthau, Danny Kaye, Betty Davis, Orson Wells, Sidney Poitier, Jeff Bridges, William Hurt, Clint Eastwood, Vincent D'Onofrio.

Favorite Directors:
James Cameron, Alfred Hitchcock, Rob Reiner, Orson Wells, Barbara Stanwick, Joss Whedon, Peter Jackson.

TV Shows: Lost, Heroes, Firefly, Burn Notice, Battlestar Galactica (Old and new; yes, I'm an aberration, get over it), Space - Above and Beyond, Tripods, 4400, "V", Earth: Final Conflict, Robotech (all), Starblazers, Blue Seed, House, Ghost in the Shell, St. Elsewhere, Murphy Brown, Star Trek (original), Buck Rogers in the 24th Century, Duck Dodgers in the 24-1/2th Century, only the Borg, Romulan, Klingon, and Ferengi episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Ferengi, Klingon, and Cardassian episodes of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager (all but Nelix), Star Trek: Enterprise, Beauty and the Beast, Dark Angel, Birds of Prey, Smallville, Flash, Tru Calling, Twin Peaks, Northern Exposure, Dollhouse, Dead Like Me, Chicago Hope, Scrubs, Futurama Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Eli Stone, Crime Scene Investigations (C.S.I.), NCIS, Monk, Angel, Surface, Invasion, Brisco County Jr., Andromeda, FarScape, Life, Deep Blue, Psych, Jake and the Fat Man, Moonlighting, Tenspeed and Brownshoe, Kojak, Hunter, Hart to Hart, Hammer, Battle 360°, Miami Vice, 21 Jump Street, Alf (before the last season), Bosom Buddies, Night Court, Perfect Strangers, Magnum P.I., L.A. Law, Matlock, McGuyver, The Universe, Secret Agent (Danger Man), Bonanza, High Chaparall, Have Gun-Will Travel, The Prisoner, The Saint, The Honeymooners, Wanted: Dead or Alive, My Gang, The Carol Burnett Show, Gidget, The Flying Nun, The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, Remington Steele, News Radio, Connections, The A-Team, Max Headroom, Faulty Towers, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Airwolf, Unsolved Mysteries, Fringe, X-Files, Hill Street Blues, WKRP in Cincinnati, Taxi (before the last season), Tales of the Gold Monkey, Newhart, The Mary Tyler Moore Show (before the last season), Adam 12, Emergency, M.A.S.H., Rumpole of the Bailey, Trapper John M.D., The Muppet Show, Welcome Back Kotter, Bewitched, Laugh-in, Gilligan's Island (not the movies), The Bionic Woman, The Six Million Dollar Man, The Electric Company, S.W.A.T., Alice, The Amazing Spider Man, Charlie's Angels, Green Acres, Hawaii 5-0, The Streets of San Fransisco, The Monkeys, Lost in Space, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Barney Miller, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Mission Impossible, Eight is Enough, The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, Coach, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Cheers (until "Diane" left), Hogan's Heroes, Mork and Mindy, Wild Wild West, McCloud, Maverick (original), Colombo, Ironside, The Jeffersons, Silver Spoons, Life and Times of Grizzly Adams, Love American Style, Soap, The Partridge Family, Quincy M.E., Riptide, Simon & Simon, The Wiseguy, The Wonder years, Three's Company, The Virginian, Little House on the Prarie, Fantasy Island, The Love Boat, Starsky & Hutch, The Flinstones, The Jetsons, Cosmos, Masterpiece Theater, The Benny Hill Show, Big Valley, Rawhide, The Avengers, My Favorite Martian, I Dream of Jeannie, The Green Hornet, Saturday Night Live (Original Crew up to 1985), CHiPs, Happy Days, Highway Patrol, The Dean Martin Show, The Jack Benny Program, Outer Limits (old and new), Peter Gunn, Beretta, The Rifleman, Mr. Ed, Daniel Boone, Davy Crockett, Zorro, The Lone Ranger, The Di¢k Van Dykë Show, Dragnet, Sanctuary, The Adam's Family, The Munsters, Marty, Get Smart (original), Dallas, Dynasty, The Equalizer, Family Ties (before the last season), The Fall Guy, Greatest American Hero, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, The Real McCoys, I Love Lucy, The Andy Griffith Show, Perry Mason, The Twilight Zone (original), Mystery Theater, Amazing Stories, The Time Tunnel, Sliders, Dr. Who (most), Voyagers!, Journeyman.

Internet shows:
The Guild
The Legend of Neil

Books, Comics and Graphic Novels: Books: Armour by John Steakly, 'I, Robot', Robot Dreams, Federation series, and just about any other fiction from Isaac Asimov, The Elric Saga, The Oswald Bastable Series, The Chronicles of Castle Brass series, and The History of the Runestaff series by Michael Moorecock, The Fuzzies trilogy by H. Beam Piper, Dragon Riders of Pern series by Anne McCaffrey, Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein, The Hitchhiker's Guide series by Douglas Adams, The Discworld Series by Terry Pratchett, Raism by James Havoc, The Mind Brothers by Peter Heath, anything by Edgar Allen Poe, anything by H. P. Lovecraft, Spectrum series.

Comics: Iron Man (before the political B.S.), Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), The Avengers (before the political B.S.), Daredevil, The Silver Surfer, Gen 13, Micronauts (early), Checkmate, The Warlord, ROM, Jonah Hex, Wierd Tales, Tales of Horror, Tales of the Unexplained, Tales from the Crypt, The Vault of Horror, Creepshow, Sgt. Rock, The Unknown Soldier, G.I. Combat, Wonder Woman, Ghost Rider (Before the chain-wielder), Superman, Batman, Cracked, Little Devil, and Huey, Dewey, and Louie.

Magazines: Omni, Time, National Geographic, Discovery, Popular Science, Photoshop+, Art Scene International, Scr(i)pt, Epic, Heavy Metal, Alfred Hitchc0ck Mystery, Amazing Stories, Science Fact or Fiction, Story, Fantasy, Astounding Science Fiction, Galaxy.

Music: Boney James, Kaiko Matsui, Michael Franks**, Accoustic Alchemy*, Diana Krall, Miles Davis, Theloneus Monk, B. B. King, Johny Lang, R.E.M., Journey, Foreigner, Rush**, Heart, Joan Jett, Yes**, Fleetwood Mac**, Stevie Nicks*, Lindsey Buckingham*, The Eagles*, Pink floyd*, the Moody Blues*, Genesis/Phil Colins (Get over it), ZZ Top, The Jesus and Mary Chain*, My Bloody Valentine, The Breeders, Weezer, Jethro Tull, The Cult**, Fate's Warning*, Guns 'n' Roses, Mötley Crüe, Whitesnake, Sonic Youth, Faster Pu$$ycat, Black Sabbath*, AC/DC*, Faith No More (After Mike Patton joined)*, Scorpions, Slaughter, Wasted Youth*, Ministry**, Nine Inch Nails**, Minor Threat**, the Dead Kennedy's**, The Dead Milk Men, Skinny Puppy*, SBS, The Smashing Pumpkins**, Deep Enough to Die, The White Stripes**, Evanescence**, The Flys, Flipsyde, Everlast, Train, Cold Play (No I'm not gay; they are true talent, not a cookie cutter "boy band")*, 3 Doors Down, Nickleback*, Ill Niño*, Green Day, Roadrunner United*, Creed, The Gutter Twins, Matchbox Twenty, Maroon 5*, Gavin DeGraw, Rob Thomas, James Blunt.

Though I don't listen to them anymore, my heart still tries to call me back to these bands:
Motõrhead*, Alice in Chains, Stormtroopers of Death (S.O.D.), Monsters of Death (M.O.D), Sex Pistols, Toxic Shock, Cheap Sex, One Way System, The Virus, Total Chaos, The Casualties, The Forgotten, Suicidal Tendencies*, Infectious Grooves*, Dead On, The Misfits*, Glenn Danzig, The Exploited* (I was never a skinhead, but they did great riot vocals), Iron Maiden*, Dio*, Quiet Riot*, Black Sabbath*, Judas Priest, Therapy?, Sound Garden (First album only)*, Mind Funk, Mordred, Faith or Fear, Savatage, Dirty Rotten Imbeciles (D.R.I.)*, Anthrax (Before they got into rap), Sliver, Virus, Circle II Circle, Forbidden*, Solstice, KoЯn, Sadist, Martyr, Sacrament, Candlemass*, Solitude Aeturnus*, Tyrant's Reign, Sanctuary, Samhain*, Halloween, Grim Reaper, Wretch, Zero Hour, Hellion, King Diamond*, Metallica**, Megadeth, Testament**, Overkill*, Annihilator, Seventh Angel, Oppression, Disturbed*, Mudvayne, Hatework, Hexx, Helstar, Hydra Vein, The Crucified, Deliverance*, Isole, Mortal Sin, Slipknot*, Crimson Thorn, Heathen, Nevermore, Ischemia*, Orcus, HateFX, Night in Gales, Agoraphobia, Tyranny, Death Strike, With Honor, My Own Victim, Corrosion of Conformity*, Violence*, Dead Hearts, Mandragora, Bitter End, Insurrection, Zombie Apocalypse, Resurrection, Cancer, Revocation, Soul Stealer, Hatesphere, Wounds, Bloodwritten, Strongarm, Desecration, Final Breath*, Dew-Scented*, Putrid Pile, Slowmotion Apocalypse, Disgorge, The Arcane Order, Gorerotted, Ossastorium, Waco Jesus, Viral Load, Porkfarm, Godless Truth, Evoken, Solerrain, Lords of Decadence, Intense Hammer Rage, Ebolie, Mucopus, Defloration, Lividity, Amputated, 2 Minute Hate, Cauldron Born, Severe Torture, Detriment, Blood Duster, The Duskfall, Karkadan*, Decay, Namek, Brutality, Master, Monstrosity, One Man Army and the Undead Quartet, Severed Savior, Epitaph*, Excruciate, Anata, Desecration, Severe Torture, Havok, Dissenter, Massacre, Frontline Assembly*, Annihilation, Aardvarks, Violator*, Symbyosis, Pestilence*, Death Row*, Slayer**, Nihilus, Burning the Masses, The Irish Front, Years Spent Cold, Konkhra, Distorment, Sarcophagus, Krieg, Disembowel, Nachtmystium*, Judas Iscariot, Corpus Christii, Armagedda, Imperial Crystalline Entombment*, Averse Sefira, Malignant Tumour, Demolition, Impious, Faithful Darkness*, Mesrine, Unholy Grave, Torment, Cupola, Phlegethon, Leviathan, Sodom*, Past Redemption, Malevolence, Benediction*, Kreator*, Biohazard*, Kronos, Living Death, Dying Fetus, Handful of Hate, Atheist*, Corruption, Bloodlet, The Venting Machine, Angelreich, Reign Supreme, Pulling Teeth, Hostility, Cruel Hand, Shipwreck A.D., Sennacherib, Dellamorte Dellamore, Hand of Mercy, Hedfirst, Ultimatum, Hatred, Remembering Never, Adamantium, A Perfect Murder*, The Seventh*, Throwdown*, Dissemination, Onslaught*, Obituary*, Exodus*, Morbid, Morbid Angel*, Nile, Immolation, Exciter, Succubus, Therion, Dark Angel*, Sacrifice, Whiplash, Purulent Infection*, Morbid Saint, Destruction*, Devastation, Aberration, Death*, Celtic Frost** (Dies Ires is the best album ever), Sepultura*, Napalm Death*, Malign, Heresi, Orcivus*, Betzefer*, Mortuus*, Defecation, Trauma, Yattering, Devilyn, Sceptic*, Incubus, Demolition Hammer, Morbid, Squash Bowels, Decimation, Cidesphere, Cenotaph, False in Truth, Pain, Static-X, Cannibal Corpse*, Disharmonic Orchestra*, Autopsy*, The Afflicted*, Nocturnus, Sacrament, Necromancer, Comecon, Sacrilege, Nasam, Aborted, Revenant, Sacred Reich*, Necronomicon, Defecation, Asphyx, Holy Terror, Carnage*, Flesh Consumed, Blastomycosis, Bile Nephrosis, Infanticide, Needful Things, Splitter*, Sewn Shut, Afgrund, F.U.B.A.R., Bombstrike*, Phobia, Gadget, Scholomance, Nahemah*, Possessed, Farmakon, Dedicted, Warhammer, Desaster, Usurper, Funebre, Bolt Thrower, Sacred, Necrophelia, Torture Squad, Crystal Age, Epure*, Brimstone*, Kalmah*, Moredhel*, Inner Sanctum, Path of Daniel, The Revenge Project, Havoc Unit, Blacklodge, Putrid Flesh, Menarca, Kartilage, Necromass*, Lost Soul, Azarath, Dødheimsgard, Deströyer 666, Monolith, Nostalgia, Necropsy, Behemoth, Funeral Mist, Arkhon Infaustus, Deicide*, Suffocation*, Hate Eternal, Origin, Nausea*, Malevolent Creation*, GWAR*, Pig Destroyer, Skepticism, Thergothan, Cathedral**, Godhead, God Seed*.

*=Favorites
**=Very Favorites

Hobbies: Roleplaying

Likes: I love...
...to draw and paint.
...to write.
...to read.
...peace and quite.
...nice people.
...being treated with dignity.
...brunettes over blonds.
...talking to beautiful women (though I have no interest in a relationship at this time.)
...dining at the Hard-Rock Café (Great burgers...What? What did you think I meant?)
...Carl's Junior jalapeno burgers.
...roleplaying.
..."dumbed-down" roleplaying systems (apparently I'm an idiot, or so I hear :rolleyes:).
...brainstorming for new ideas
...a warm comforter on a cold night.
...a fire in the fireplace.
...almost anything chocolate.

Dislikes: —PEOPLE WITH NO RESPECT FOR OTHERS.
—Television Executives (especially Disney).
—Skill ranks, enumeration of feats, power gamers, and elitists.
—Most trading card gamers (too much ego for such a minor pastime).
—Know-it-all's that call others know-it-all's.
—Fights in subjective discussions.
—Trigger-happy mods (A.K.A. RPG.net)

My Games:

Diplomacy
Dungeons & Dragons
Star Wars Roleplaying Games

Other Games I Play: D20 Modern/Future (Modified)
Star Frontiers, TORG

I would like to play Serenity.

To clarify my WOTC game choices: I will ONLY play SW:Saga and D&D 1st, 2nd, and 4th editions (I think 3x was the most convoluted pile ever and bred elitists. It was one step away from Universe).