I'd like to start a weekly blog entailing great MTG duels heald atop the infamous battle ground known as "The Kitchen Table" (pyrotechnics going off symphonic orchestra power tone audible). I will share and hopefully others will too.
I'm pretty old school with a strong millitary history and not really interested in "playing to win" (just playin to play) so please don't let me offend you, if you have a "ranking" etc. I cracked open my first pack in 1994 when you used to anni up.
First story that comes to mind is actually the reason i don't drink jaegger meister anymore... it was early july in everet washington, a mono green vs. mono red 100+ card all common decks that i had created for the purposse of long drawn out "fire ball to your face, no crash of rhinos to yours".
anyway i kept getting mana screwed with my red while playing my friend at 4a.m. after the reception of our other friends wedding, ended up doing a shot for each round when damaged was recieved with shot size according to amount of damage, so having red i thought i had him... well it turns out that (I DO NOT drink and drive so i don't know how this happened) i woke up later that day eating grass like a sick dog far off to the side of I-5 with half a tuxedo on at 4p.m. and about 1,000 missed calls.
since we chose eachothers drinks i thought i had it bad with, the green death jaegger but apparently i made sure he was shooting those cinnamon atomic fireballs with schnapps, point is we don't even know who won, and it deffinaantly wasn't a draw because we both lost something that night... our dignity hahaha. 2nd worse hangover ever... tune in next week for more stories.
