Cpt_Micha's blog listings. Feed Zend_Feed_Writer 1.10.8 (http://framework.zend.com) http://community.wizards.com/cpt_micha Misadventure brushing with Real Life Death Boy have I got a story for ya'll tonight.

So I'm leaving the parking lot at work when I notice it's awful dark infront of the safari. I aim the trucks would be headlights at a sign and no glow.

"****"

Then it turns on. So I drive on out and the speedometer needle immediately begins swinging every which way and this god awful annoying sound came from the dash. Then it felt like I lost half of the remaining horse power that crappy worn out POS Defect of an engine had and had to romp it down to the floor to force the transmission to downshift and keep it running, then the light goes out and I'm left with parking lamps on a streetlight less narrow windy road. I immediately start fumbling around trying to feel for the rod that normally turns highbeams on. ONE high beam comes on, with no rod touched, just a wire.


I limp it to the parts store that I used to work at figuring I could call my dad have him spot me ten bucks over the phone and buy a light. They are closed. Lucky that two people I used to work with are still there. One of which lives just up the road from me.

We decide I should follow him home.

The Highbeam goes out not even 1/4 a mile out from the Parts Store. Making me thankful that I had decided to follow my former coworker.

Naturally we are driving past a police station (Don't worry I said shift change already happened. There's almost no chance of running across any cops that route).... Yeah Eat **** Micha Eat ****. Cause a cop naturally went rolling by us. He didn't immediately turn around like I would have to pull the joker without headlights.

At this point I'm madly fumbling with the flasher while driving trying to force it to work so I at least have some form of illumination.

We get mostly home and onto my street and it finally decides to cooperate and work. Then I see them in the after glow of my buddy's headlights

4 deer. On the side of the road. I just know had I not had his lights to see with I'd have totally hit them.

So yeah, this shitwagon has tried to kill me yet again. The first time it tried to kill me by stalling out as I'm coming down an onramp, and the second time when the power steering decided it had enough of me being alive during a sharp turn.

Keep in mind the Highbeams should NEVER have worked to start with (as the rod was apparently disconnected) nor should the flashers. And none of us have a damn clue wtf is up with the speedometer.

I would work on it. But it's not mine, it was a pos when we got it, and I'm not allowed to touch it. It's a piece of ****, and frankly I'm seriously considering just setting fire to it and walking away.

This is not the first time this thing has tried to kill me.

So I will consider tonight an act of War.

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Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:57:56 -0500 http://community.wizards.com/cpt_micha/blog/2010/03/16/misadventure_brushing_with_real_life_death http://community.wizards.com/cpt_micha/blog/2010/03/16/misadventure_brushing_with_real_life_death Boy have I got a story for ya'll tonight.

So I'm leaving the parking lot at work when I notice it's awful dark infront of the safari. I aim the trucks would be headlights at a sign and no glow.

"****"

Then it turns on. So I drive on out and the speedometer needle immediately begins swinging every which way and this god awful annoying sound came from the dash. Then it felt like I lost half of the remaining horse power that crappy worn out POS Defect of an engine had and had to romp it down to the floor to force the transmission to downshift and keep it running, then the light goes out and I'm left with parking lamps on a streetlight less narrow windy road. I immediately start fumbling around trying to feel for the rod that normally turns highbeams on. ONE high beam comes on, with no rod touched, just a wire.


I limp it to the parts store that I used to work at figuring I could call my dad have him spot me ten bucks over the phone and buy a light. They are closed. Lucky that two people I used to work with are still there. One of which lives just up the road from me.

We decide I should follow him home.

The Highbeam goes out not even 1/4 a mile out from the Parts Store. Making me thankful that I had decided to follow my former coworker.

Naturally we are driving past a police station (Don't worry I said shift change already happened. There's almost no chance of running across any cops that route).... Yeah Eat **** Micha Eat ****. Cause a cop naturally went rolling by us. He didn't immediately turn around like I would have to pull the joker without headlights.

At this point I'm madly fumbling with the flasher while driving trying to force it to work so I at least have some form of illumination.

We get mostly home and onto my street and it finally decides to cooperate and work. Then I see them in the after glow of my buddy's headlights

4 deer. On the side of the road. I just know had I not had his lights to see with I'd have totally hit them.

So yeah, this shitwagon has tried to kill me yet again. The first time it tried to kill me by stalling out as I'm coming down an onramp, and the second time when the power steering decided it had enough of me being alive during a sharp turn.

Keep in mind the Highbeams should NEVER have worked to start with (as the rod was apparently disconnected) nor should the flashers. And none of us have a damn clue wtf is up with the speedometer.

I would work on it. But it's not mine, it was a pos when we got it, and I'm not allowed to touch it. It's a piece of ****, and frankly I'm seriously considering just setting fire to it and walking away.

This is not the first time this thing has tried to kill me.

So I will consider tonight an act of War.

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Yet another Miasdventure of a Southern Gamer So randomly?

My 360 hates me. The ****ing thing.. ingrateful little spawn of Microsoft that it is *NOT THAT YOU ARE ANY BETTER SONY. I'm on my THIRD PS2!*
decided to reassure me that it is still quite defective despite having been fixed once upon a time for Ringing me.

Off and on it's refused to read discs *even after lens cleaning and disc cleaning*.

So last night what does it do? I've neglected it for gaming two weeks now. (This seems to be a recurring theme with me and failing consoles... they break when I don't use them. I pop in Forza 3, doesn't read the disc. No biggie. Shut it off, try and try again.

So it finally decides to read the disc. Screen goes black and then nothing.

SON OF A **** goes me. Turn console off turn it back on.

I get one of the Rings of Death. This isn't the "you need to hook up the power cable" or the "hook up the vid cable" code this is the one red quarter ring on controller light 4. So it's a Send me to Microsoft Ring Code. Naturally. So I'm like "**** you seriously censored.gif you Microsoft." I turn it off. and out of Sheer Spite I turn it on hoping to get True Rings, and it works. But loads up Forza 3 slower than hell, and has an assortment of funny glitches but now? today it works just fine.

So yeah. It seems to me like my electronic entertainment runs off my love and attention. But is Resucitated and Resurrected by my Anger, hate and Rage.

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Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:48:41 -0600 http://community.wizards.com/cpt_micha/blog/2010/03/01/yet_another_miasdventure_of_a_southern_gamer http://community.wizards.com/cpt_micha/blog/2010/03/01/yet_another_miasdventure_of_a_southern_gamer So randomly?

My 360 hates me. The ****ing thing.. ingrateful little spawn of Microsoft that it is *NOT THAT YOU ARE ANY BETTER SONY. I'm on my THIRD PS2!*
decided to reassure me that it is still quite defective despite having been fixed once upon a time for Ringing me.

Off and on it's refused to read discs *even after lens cleaning and disc cleaning*.

So last night what does it do? I've neglected it for gaming two weeks now. (This seems to be a recurring theme with me and failing consoles... they break when I don't use them. I pop in Forza 3, doesn't read the disc. No biggie. Shut it off, try and try again.

So it finally decides to read the disc. Screen goes black and then nothing.

SON OF A **** goes me. Turn console off turn it back on.

I get one of the Rings of Death. This isn't the "you need to hook up the power cable" or the "hook up the vid cable" code this is the one red quarter ring on controller light 4. So it's a Send me to Microsoft Ring Code. Naturally. So I'm like "**** you seriously censored.gif you Microsoft." I turn it off. and out of Sheer Spite I turn it on hoping to get True Rings, and it works. But loads up Forza 3 slower than hell, and has an assortment of funny glitches but now? today it works just fine.

So yeah. It seems to me like my electronic entertainment runs off my love and attention. But is Resucitated and Resurrected by my Anger, hate and Rage.

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Another Misadventure Played my friend's system again in another test session. This time we tested successiv encounters and it ended like I thought it would. Tpk after the second encounter. His system is abit too brutal to do multiple encounters. Either by design or accident who knows. He blames our tactics, but we weren't really able to do anything tactical in the first place. He set us up on the battlefield surrounded by archers and we are a primarily melee party, and there was more than 12" distance between us and our foes. What did you think was going to happen?

 

Did I forget to mention no cover? We went down faster than a hooker with a 1000 dollar tip. More than a little of it due to set up, but more to do with the fact we were all already wounded from the first encounter.

We might have a "new" player, or rather one resurected from high school past. He's easy to get along with and is smart. So compared to our last recruiting attempt he's a smashing success.

I'm hoping we get a few more games in with him. I'm drumming up an old campaign that had him in it so we can resume playing. I got a nice unexpected compliment when he said my campaign so far has been the only 4th edition campaign he's really had a load of fun with. All of the others apparently were just meh.

Played another game of Battlestar Galactica once again I was not the Cylon and again we won. Supposedly it's really easy for the Cylons to win, but I'm just not seeing it really. The Cylons have only won once and that was when there were two cylons.

I can't wait for the Dragonage Pen and Paper game. If what the advertising says is true it will be a very useful tool if nothing else to bring in new gamers rather than trying to reunite the old Game Club group.

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Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:11:27 -0500 http://community.wizards.com/cpt_micha/blog/2009/10/05/another_misadventure http://community.wizards.com/cpt_micha/blog/2009/10/05/another_misadventure Played my friend's system again in another test session. This time we tested successiv encounters and it ended like I thought it would. Tpk after the second encounter. His system is abit too brutal to do multiple encounters. Either by design or accident who knows. He blames our tactics, but we weren't really able to do anything tactical in the first place. He set us up on the battlefield surrounded by archers and we are a primarily melee party, and there was more than 12" distance between us and our foes. What did you think was going to happen?

 

Did I forget to mention no cover? We went down faster than a hooker with a 1000 dollar tip. More than a little of it due to set up, but more to do with the fact we were all already wounded from the first encounter.

We might have a "new" player, or rather one resurected from high school past. He's easy to get along with and is smart. So compared to our last recruiting attempt he's a smashing success.

I'm hoping we get a few more games in with him. I'm drumming up an old campaign that had him in it so we can resume playing. I got a nice unexpected compliment when he said my campaign so far has been the only 4th edition campaign he's really had a load of fun with. All of the others apparently were just meh.

Played another game of Battlestar Galactica once again I was not the Cylon and again we won. Supposedly it's really easy for the Cylons to win, but I'm just not seeing it really. The Cylons have only won once and that was when there were two cylons.

I can't wait for the Dragonage Pen and Paper game. If what the advertising says is true it will be a very useful tool if nothing else to bring in new gamers rather than trying to reunite the old Game Club group.

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The Players Helpful Guide By demand. I've decided to link my Helpful Guide series into my blog.

naegunfael.proboards.com/index.cgi?board...

If you are wondering why I am dropping a link instead of Copy Pastaing, it has nothing to do with my being lazy. Actually it has everything to do with a certain overzealous legal department who made one of the worst TOS known to man, that says basically anything posted on here they own.

Feel free to leave your comments and suggestions here though.

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Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:40:12 -0500 http://community.wizards.com/cpt_micha/blog/2009/09/24/the_players_helpful_guide_ http://community.wizards.com/cpt_micha/blog/2009/09/24/the_players_helpful_guide_ By demand. I've decided to link my Helpful Guide series into my blog.

naegunfael.proboards.com/index.cgi?board...

If you are wondering why I am dropping a link instead of Copy Pastaing, it has nothing to do with my being lazy. Actually it has everything to do with a certain overzealous legal department who made one of the worst TOS known to man, that says basically anything posted on here they own.

Feel free to leave your comments and suggestions here though.

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The newest Misadventure of a Southern Gamer. This time it's a board game! So, between my running around to drop in job applications and excercising etc.

My friends and I have started getting together to play Battlestar Galactica the board game.

I like it. Basically you get to choose a character from the show (the most recent series) and then you draw Loyalty cards. Loyalty cards determine who is the cylon among the ranks.

Cylons are supposed to sabotage the Humans from reaching the planet Kobol. The system uses a D8 (odd eh?). Characters get one move and one action on their turn. Which can lead to some complicated strategies since Economy of Actions is heavily weighed against you so often.

This game heavily favors the Cylons just from Turn structure alone (which was the design intent).

Next each player on their turn, in addition to the skill cards they draw at the beginning of their turn, draw Crisis Cards.

Crisis Cards are generally bad for you. There's several kinds of Crisis you can draw, ranging from President's or Admiral's choice to Skill Challenges to Ambushes.

Cylon vessels often get to act during these Crisises (sp?) which means there's generally a whole lot of shooting going on against the humans. + the Cylon within sabotaging.

First time we played, naturally in the second stage of the game I draw the Cylon card. I didn't look at it, till about two or three turns till the end. I lose, my objective but I would have been just fine with that. Cause I was still learning the system. So I was trying to help the wrong side through most of the second half... figures hehe.

Second time with Boomer (who is likely to be the Cylon in the second half) naturally I wasn't the Cylon. We won.

In the first half the game favors the Cylons very strongly but in the second half the humans gain the upper advantage. The system itself seems solid, and each of the characters so far has been worth playing easily.

 

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Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:56:05 -0500 http://community.wizards.com/cpt_micha/blog/2009/09/23/the_newest_misadventure_of_a_southern_gamer_this_time_its_a_board_game http://community.wizards.com/cpt_micha/blog/2009/09/23/the_newest_misadventure_of_a_southern_gamer_this_time_its_a_board_game So, between my running around to drop in job applications and excercising etc.

My friends and I have started getting together to play Battlestar Galactica the board game.

I like it. Basically you get to choose a character from the show (the most recent series) and then you draw Loyalty cards. Loyalty cards determine who is the cylon among the ranks.

Cylons are supposed to sabotage the Humans from reaching the planet Kobol. The system uses a D8 (odd eh?). Characters get one move and one action on their turn. Which can lead to some complicated strategies since Economy of Actions is heavily weighed against you so often.

This game heavily favors the Cylons just from Turn structure alone (which was the design intent).

Next each player on their turn, in addition to the skill cards they draw at the beginning of their turn, draw Crisis Cards.

Crisis Cards are generally bad for you. There's several kinds of Crisis you can draw, ranging from President's or Admiral's choice to Skill Challenges to Ambushes.

Cylon vessels often get to act during these Crisises (sp?) which means there's generally a whole lot of shooting going on against the humans. + the Cylon within sabotaging.

First time we played, naturally in the second stage of the game I draw the Cylon card. I didn't look at it, till about two or three turns till the end. I lose, my objective but I would have been just fine with that. Cause I was still learning the system. So I was trying to help the wrong side through most of the second half... figures hehe.

Second time with Boomer (who is likely to be the Cylon in the second half) naturally I wasn't the Cylon. We won.

In the first half the game favors the Cylons very strongly but in the second half the humans gain the upper advantage. The system itself seems solid, and each of the characters so far has been worth playing easily.

 

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