Formerly Devilwusters Tuesday Night Throwdown (for Steam)

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Let's see if today I can actually get to play with you guys.
I'm at least 51% to play tonight...maybe as high as 53%

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Let's see if today I can actually get to play with you guys.



What times good for you Shidoshi? Because I'd be willing to start a few hours early (say 18:00 EST) if anyone else is willing. Would that be any use to you?

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Starting it a bit earlier would be better for me, that way I can at least get 1 game in before dinner time. I have to go to the mall to buy a present for a friend after class today, so I'll probably be home by about 18:30 or 19:00 EST.
Twice now my Saturday night has been spent going into work to cover for some idiot I'm sure isn't really sick..I hope to be on next saturday...
(My) Chances are getting closer to 81%...maybe a bit before 8est...but, that's less likely.

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I am gonna have to sit tonight out.  I have a world to conquer.  Sorry!
So Brain, what is your plan tonight?

2 + 2 = fish

So Brain, what is your plan tonight?



The same plan I have every night Pinky. Try to take over the world!

Edit: Yeah I know it was to Grunt. Couldn't resist.

Welcome! I'm Garren and I'll be your designated villain for the evening.

I, Garren, will knock you all down!

I couldn't resist the question and am just happy someone got the reference.

2 + 2 = fish

I couldn't resist the question and am just happy someone got the reference.



If that was a subtle and nuanced reference that people on this forum find easy to miss well I'm not sure I want to be part of this forum anymore.

Welcome! I'm Garren and I'll be your designated villain for the evening.

I, Garren, will knock you all down!

"All hail the hypnotoad" got absolutely no comments.  The only thing guaranteed to get any so far is star wars references.

2 + 2 = fish

"All hail the hypnotoad" got absolutely no comments.  The only thing guaranteed to get any so far is star wars references.



In all fairness 'All Hail the Hypnotoad' hasn't really got a pre-determined response outside of 'I get that reference!' so that probably had something to do with it. Star Wars thing makes sense though - you could theoretically have never seen any of the movies and still get most of the references just because of how ingrained they are into popular culture.

Welcome! I'm Garren and I'll be your designated villain for the evening.

I, Garren, will knock you all down!

I have made multiple references to Lord of the Rings and Star Trek without anyone getting it.  I assume at least the first is almost as recognizable.

2 + 2 = fish

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Welcome! I'm Garren and I'll be your designated villain for the evening.

I, Garren, will knock you all down!

What about 11 minutes?

2 + 2 = fish

*a lone figure sits in dark lobby*

It's okay Garren. I'm sure they didn't just forget. They are probably stuck in traffic or something. Or something really important came up last minute. Something so important that they all had to go deal with it. Like a real life or death situation. Just pretend its your last birthday again. No one turned up to that but you were fine. You had all that cake to yourself remember? Wasn't that a blast? Now just go lie down and listen to some music or something. That will cheer you up. No don't bother turning the light on. Just stay in the dark. It's better that way.

*blows single party horn*

Welcome! I'm Garren and I'll be your designated villain for the evening.

I, Garren, will knock you all down!

LOL!  That's great. ;P  I forgot until I saw the post a few minuites ago.  Sorry man!  I'm guessing it doesn't matter since no one else showed up anyway and it's getting late now...Perhaps Saturday will work out better.  You're good at make believe, just pretend you are playing some games tonight! 

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That might be the funiest thing I've seen on the forums...
But...hey...for the record, I was there... 

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Well it's Saturday again. Time for some FFA if anyones up for some. You know the time. See y'all then!

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I might be there for second shift...but not the early side. 

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Once again my Cincinnati Bengals are playing tonight.  I thought they played Thursday this week, but that's next week. Sooo, I will see you all Tuesday and next Saturday!!

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So due to limited peoples (and horrific connection failures) myself and Grunt ended up playing 2HG (which is totally less popular than the forum led me to believe). While crushing noobs we had the idea of trying out a TNT 2HG session to shake things up a little before the expansion hits. Obviously we would be swapping partners around between matches and would still be doing rules (if we can keep track of them). So I figured I'd drop this here and see if anyone would be interested in that sort of thing?

If so give us a shout and if enough people are interested we'll see about doing a 2HG session sometime.

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I'm not a big fan of 2HG, but if everyone else wants to do it I'll play along.

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I like 2HG and I'll play Tuesday, but I'll do FFA as well.
Tuesday morning bump!
I'm up for FFA or 2HG tonight... 

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I'm down tonight!

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Tuesday morning bump!
I'm up for FFA or 2HG tonight... 



I'm down tonight!



Hey! What's this? This is my thread! I get to remind people that it's Tuesday! Don't take that from me! It's all I have!

*takes a moment to compose myself*

Hmm. Yes, quite. Tuesday Night Throwdown. Tonight at the usual time. Carry on gentlemen.

Welcome! I'm Garren and I'll be your designated villain for the evening.

I, Garren, will knock you all down!

Poor Garren, you know he's sensitive neo, shame on you!  Look at what you've done!!  You only think about yourself don't you neo?!?!  It's ok Garren, he won't hurt you anymore.

Boredom is a wonderful thing isn't it? ;P 

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Poor Garren, you know he's sensitive neo, shame on you!  Look at what you've done!!  You only think about yourself don't you neo?!?!  It's ok Garren, he won't hurt you anymore.

Boredom is a wonderful thing isn't it? ;P 


I'm more worried about Garren hurting himself after this!

I swear...it's unlikely to happen again (today, at least...) 

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Can't stand to watch the Cards whip up on the Reds again tonight?   Tongue Out

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You know what I've got more issues. Whats up with the story in this game? The adverts said I was going to team up with Chandra and we were going to kick butt and chew bubblegum across the planes on a revenge campaign against some... guy she knew I guess? Who's Ramaz anyway? What do I get instead? I beat Chandra like 2 minutes in with a mono-green stompy thing Garruk gave me (why does he keep giving all these new planeswalkers his deck) and then I spent like 5 hours jumping from plane to plane picking up random nicknacks for her mantlepiece while she sits back back doing her nails or something. I was thrown in jail! I got hit by a Roil Storm twice! Do you know how many rats are on Ravnica, Chandra? All of them! All of the rats! All of the rats eating me!

Then we go kick her Ex's bearded-screaming-butt and what does she do to help? Nothing! She throws of the occasional fire ball and spends her time trying not to freeze to death. You should have worn pants Chandra. While we're on the subject what happened to your shoes? You had like Steelies on. Steelies are cool. Now your running around with stupid boots with like 5-inch heels? Thats not appropriate footware for Planeswalking! That's not appropriate footware for normal walking! At least Liliana is doing it for the whole 'evil is sexy' thing and can summon undead to carry her when she breaks her ankle. What are you going to do ride a Phoenix? Its made of fire! You'll fall right through! Man I should have gone Planeswalking with Liliana - yeah she'd crack my head open with a rock 5 minutes in and raise my corpse to serve her but at least we could have gone dancing!

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I'm down tonight!



Can't stand to watch the Cards whip up on the Reds again tonight?  


Ugh, what a load of crap that was.  Oh well, the Reds will win the next 2. ;P  There's a billion baseball games, if I didn't play to watch baseball I would never end up playing, lol.

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You guys need this?

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You know what I've got more issues. Whats up with the story in this game? The adverts said I was going to team up with Chandra and we were going to kick butt and chew bubblegum across the planes on a revenge campaign against some... guy she knew I guess? Who's Ramaz anyway? What do I get instead? I beat Chandra like 2 minutes in with a mono-green stompy thing Garruk gave me (why does he keep giving all these new planeswalkers his deck) and then I spent like 5 hours jumping from plane to plane picking up random nicknacks for her mantlepiece while she sits back back doing her nails or something. I was thrown in jail! I got hit by a Roil Storm twice! Do you know how many rats are on Ravnica, Chandra? All of them! All of the rats! All of the rats eating me!

Then we go kick her Ex's bearded-screaming-butt and what does she do to help? Nothing! She throws of the occasional fire ball and spends her time trying not to freeze to death. You should have worn pants Chandra. While we're on the subject what happened to your shoes? You had like Steelies on. Steelies are cool. Now your running around with stupid boots with like 5-inch heels? Thats not appropriate footware for Planeswalking! That's not appropriate footware for normal walking! At least Liliana is doing it for the whole 'evil is sexy' thing and can summon undead to carry her when she breaks her ankle. What are you going to do ride a Phoenix? Its made of fire! You'll fall right through! Man I should have gone Planeswalking with Liliana - yeah she'd crack my head open with a rock 5 minutes in and raise my corpse to serve her but at least we could have gone dancing!

Now with more original content and open bar!

https://www.youtube.com/user/thedevilwuster

Seeing as how we have a new one ran by someone who actually plays on Steam...probably not. ;P

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Maybe the expansion will bring a fix. To step up to a 1g video card I have to replace my pc. 1g's only come in pci express bus and I have pci.

Sigh.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

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You know what I've got more issues. Whats up with the story in this game? The adverts said I was going to team up with Chandra and we were going to kick butt and chew bubblegum across the planes on a revenge campaign against some... guy she knew I guess? Who's Ramaz anyway? What do I get instead? I beat Chandra like 2 minutes in with a mono-green stompy thing Garruk gave me (why does he keep giving all these new planeswalkers his deck) and then I spent like 5 hours jumping from plane to plane picking up random nicknacks for her mantlepiece while she sits back back doing her nails or something. I was thrown in jail! I got hit by a Roil Storm twice! Do you know how many rats are on Ravnica, Chandra? All of them! All of the rats! All of the rats eating me!

Then we go kick her Ex's bearded-screaming-butt and what does she do to help? Nothing! She throws of the occasional fire ball and spends her time trying not to freeze to death. You should have worn pants Chandra. While we're on the subject what happened to your shoes? You had like Steelies on. Steelies are cool. Now your running around with stupid boots with like 5-inch heels? Thats not appropriate footware for Planeswalking! That's not appropriate footware for normal walking! At least Liliana is doing it for the whole 'evil is sexy' thing and can summon undead to carry her when she breaks her ankle. What are you going to do ride a Phoenix? Its made of fire! You'll fall right through! Man I should have gone Planeswalking with Liliana - yeah she'd crack my head open with a rock 5 minutes in and raise my corpse to serve her but at least we could have gone dancing!

Now with more original content and open bar!

https://www.youtube.com/user/thedevilwuster

That sucks man. ;(  Sounds like you are in dire need of a pc upgrade regardless.  You know you could probably buy some cheapo pc for 300 bucks that is twice as good as the outdated rig u run with atm.  I'm nearing that point myself, lol.  I can upgrade one more time before I have to get a new rig, that's about it though.

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Hey sorry about tonight lads! I had to leave earlier than I had expected this morning and didn't get a chance to update the thread. I trust you were still able to get enough heads together in my absence?

Welcome! I'm Garren and I'll be your designated villain for the evening.

I, Garren, will knock you all down!

Yeah, we managed.   Neo took up your slack in flagrant rule abuse (and just like you, he pointed most of them at me)

 

To be fair...I think I pointed pretty much everything at you, not just my rule breaks. And, I'm almost sure I didn't break the same rule two turns in a row, like someone else in this thread...

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Now now lets now argue over who breaks what rules with what frequency. Lets all just agree that at the end of each session we all walk away winner*. Agreed?

*Actual winner is me.

Edit: Hmmm. That second bit looked alot smaller when typing this...

Welcome! I'm Garren and I'll be your designated villain for the evening.

I, Garren, will knock you all down!