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Mastergear_Owen's take on Magic 2014 Campaign.
Then we go kick her Ex's bearded-screaming-butt and what does she do to help? Nothing! She throws of the occasional fire ball and spends her time trying not to freeze to death. You should have worn pants Chandra. While we're on the subject what happened to your shoes? You had like Steelies on. Steelies are cool. Now your running around with stupid boots with like 5-inch heels? Thats not appropriate footware for Planeswalking! That's not appropriate footware for normal walking! At least Liliana is doing it for the whole 'evil is sexy' thing and can summon undead to carry her when she breaks her ankle. What are you going to do ride a Phoenix? Its made of fire! You'll fall right through! Man I should have gone Planeswalking with Liliana - yeah she'd crack my head open with a rock 5 minutes in and raise my corpse to serve her but at least we could have gone dancing!
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Welcome! I'm Garren and I'll be your designated villain for the evening.
I, Garren, will knock you all down!
for all you **** that make it sound so easy to deal with...tell me then how you would stop a 2/5 turn five drop when ajani starts first after dropping armored ascension turn 6! hmmmmmmm??? waiting....absolutely nothing
They put panoptic mirror with a time warp in 2013. two traumatizes in jace ( do you like playing cards? well come play magic 2013 where theres a deck that gets rid of all your cards so you dont stand a chance ) SO STUPID!!! and GAY!!! dream puppets and crosswinds took all the fun out of magic 2013! These over powered cards need to cost more you DICKHEADSDo you know whats really stupid and gay? People with low IQ's having sex with people of the same gender. Also blatant troll threads.
They put panoptic mirror with a time warp in 2013. two traumatizes in jace ( do you like playing cards? well come play magic 2013 where theres a deck that gets rid of all your cards so you dont stand a chance ) SO STUPID!!! and GAY!!! dream puppets and crosswinds took all the fun out of magic 2013! These over powered cards need to cost more you DICKHEADS
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AG and MM pawn it or chant and MM or fire and DW,could write a long list of combos that own GL and what ever it gets paired with
btw. max_uk87 your a loser. you have no life...and im talking about 2player when ajani starts first, drops a 5 mana 2/5 and then turn 6 armored ascension...chandra can do nothing about it!!! ps. im ranked in the 300's in 2hg
right. because you have no life....i dont know where my post went, but i was talking about was chandra against ajani when ajani starts first....ofcourse i know other decks can easily deal with it....my liliana deck would own all of you! i would be in the 100 easily if i didnt play with randoms time to time....did you know american gamers are by far the stupidest of all...its a fact
I would also like to add that if you do not have a mic you should play 2-player by yourself, as you are a useless teamate when you don't communicate.By far the dumbest players on Magic that I have ever seen are American. If I did not tell them what to play we would lose 2HG almost everytime. Your all monkeys with no sense of strategy.
Also I'm 29 and I'm far more elite of a gamer than all of you tools. Keep talking, it's nothing. Why? Because I know I'm better than you. Don't think so? Add me on live NOBLE x METHODz
So, anyone wants to say something before someone locks this thread? I'll start:"Hi, mom!"
magic 2014 is so op my life is so op