Bards Speak Language n/a???

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I only just noticed this, but under the Bard's class skills in 3.5 the have Speak Language n/a, and are the only class with this skill entry, does anyone know the reason for this? I see no class feature in the Bard that would make that an exception? 
It means that Bards can learn a new language by spending a single skill point.  With any other class you'd need to spend two skill points to learn a new language for the character.  As "masters of communication" Bards can easily learn new languages.
 
Likewise, the n/a means there isn't an associated ability score with the speak language skill, as you don't make checks with it. See the skill description for more details.

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StevenO, thanx, that makes more sense, for all other classes it would be a cross class skill and cost 2 skill points. It would be clearer if they had actually written that under the speak language skill, or the bard entry, which you think they would to try and ma,e them look better.

i checked the table on page 63 and it confirms that, which i've never really looked at before since it is a page of cc C cc cc cc cc C that makes me go cross eyed
I would actually like Speak Language to be a skill that functions like all the other skills. As it is now, you spend 2 skill points and suddenly you are fluent in reading and writing a new language. I know D&D is a game and not at all realistic (except for hurling fireballs at trolls), but becoming fluent in a foreign language is difficult. I have a degree in Spanish and would not call myself fluent (I don't use it, but even when I did it was a struggle sometimes to communicate. Reading and writing it is an entirely different process). I would prefer to put ranks in various languages and have that govern how well one can communicate. The DCs would not need to be absurdly high so a few ranks might be all that is needed for a given language unless the PC plans to engage in reading archaic goblin manuscripts or whatever.
One could do that, but in terms of how skills work, in real life there is no limit on how many skill points a person can spend, and for most characters, in my expereince, spending 2 skill points on a language is expensive.
Mechanically, it's just a matter of there being very little return on the investment; basic communication doesn't involve much in the way of excitement, so you don't want to spend too much on it.  If you really wanted to develop something along those lines, you'd probably wrap languages together with Decipher Script to make a multi-part skill of the same type as Craft, Knowledge, Perform, and Profession (Intelligence is already the approximate ability score for Speak Language, since you gain bonus languages from having a high Int score).

You also have to keep in mind that the average person is a 1st-level commoner, and spending 2 skill points to learn an additional language is actually a solid chunk out of the sum total of all that they've learnt by the time they reach adulthood.  It doesn't seem like much to an adventurer because they're absurdly capable.

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aye, I supposesomeone with the points to spend (ie 16+ Inteligance) is likely to be considered a genius compared to the average commoner, so picking up a language for a couple of points is not at all unreasonable. It only seems like alot to thoe with 8 Inteligence who level only once every 2-3 years and get a sum total of 1 skill point per level (ie the normal person)
Levelling once every two or three years would still be incredibly fast for the real world; 5th level is pretty much the maximum we see even for our most legendary figures throughout history.

Heck, plenty of people will live, grow old, and die without ever seeing 2nd level.  Not that they'll need it; the second level in an NPC class doesn't give you all that much beyond what you had from the 1st one, especially when you just do normal-person things.

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