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I dream of Beer Head Armies.

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I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
Tempest_Stormwind on Character Optimization
So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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Stoning, quartering, stabbing and decapitation?...and you guys still hate football.

But seriuosly WTF?  This is third world ****, different than hooliganism and streaking.  Brazil does have some **** to get together before World Cup. 
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Stoning, quartering, stabbing and decapitation?...and you guys still hate football.

But seriuosly WTF?  This is third world ****, different than hooliganism and streaking.  Brazil does have some **** to get together before World Cup. 

It's okay. They just had their spirits broken by watching Anderson Silva get knocked the hell out cold!!!

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Wow, they are going to throw the best Olympic games ever. 

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Stoning, quartering, stabbing and decapitation?...and you guys still hate football.

But seriuosly WTF?  This is third world ****, different than hooliganism and streaking.  Brazil does have some **** to get together before World Cup. 

It's okay. They just had their spirits broken by watching Anderson Silva get knocked the hell out cold!!!



"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Wow, they are going to throw the best Olympic games ever. 


They're going to return the spirit of the ancient games... Ancient Roman games.
Wow, they are going to throw the best Olympic games ever. 


They're going to return the spirit of the ancient games... Ancient Roman games.


Yeah, complete with beheadings and bombs.]
The Islamists say they are attending this year too.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Just wait 'till the World Cup winds up in Russia, and all the white supremacist/neo-nazi/neo-fascist soccer fans start interacting with nonwhites on their home turf.

I'm predicting at least one firebombing. 
Just wait 'till the World Cup winds up in Russia, and all the white supremacist/neo-nazi/neo-fascist soccer fans start interacting with nonwhites on their home turf.

I'm predicting at least one firebombing. 

Impossible. White racists are a myth propagated by the lamestream media and liberals trying to undermind the U.S. You sir, are a communist. RH, you know what to do...

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Just wait 'till the World Cup winds up in Russia, and all the white supremacist/neo-nazi/neo-fascist soccer fans start interacting with nonwhites on their home turf.

I'm predicting at least one firebombing. 

Impossible. White racists are a myth propagated by the lamestream media and liberals trying to undermind the U.S. You sir, are a communist. RH, you know what to do...



Yup.
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56788208 wrote:
I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
Tempest_Stormwind on Character Optimization
So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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Send a friend request?


Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.


Anyways, I think actually the Brazil World Cup might end up going off well.  There will end up being a lot of money, work and hype generated by the event as well as the Olympics.  

It will be nice not to have to get up and watch games at 4 and 6 in the morning. 

I think the Russian games might go off okay as well, but there will be similar incidences as seen during the last European Cup.

 FYI.  You all know 2022 World Cup is in Qatar? 
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Don't bring your Star of David or your Gideon's.
Don't bring your Star of David or your Gideon's.

None of the teams roll that.  Plus Israel never qualifies,

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I meant the fans: I don't know Qatar's laws in particular, but some of the Arab nations outlaw the symbols and holy books of non-Islamic religions except within certain parameters.  Some are more permissive to Judaism and Christianity- the other Abrahamic faiths- but why take the chance?
It's okay. They just had their spirits broken by watching Anderson Silva get knocked the hell out cold!!!



U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! 



Anyways, I think actually the Brazil World Cup might end up going off well.  There will end up being a lot of money, work and hype generated by the event as well as the Olympics.



Yeah, them underage hookers will probably see a decent bump in pay, too.  Stay classy, soccer.    

It will be nice not to have to get up and watch games at 4 and 6 in the morning. 



Masochist?

I think the Russian games might go off okay as well, but there will be similar incidences as seen during the last European Cup.

 FYI.  You all know 2022 World Cup is in Qatar? 



They're supposed to be building man made clouds or something for that WC, I think.  I can't wait until they fall from the sky and erase a ton of soccer uberfans from the planet. 

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It's okay. They just had their spirits broken by watching Anderson Silva get knocked the hell out cold!!!



U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! 



Anyways, I think actually the Brazil World Cup might end up going off well.  There will end up being a lot of money, work and hype generated by the event as well as the Olympics.



Yeah, them underage hookers will probably see a decent bump in pay, too.  Stay classy, soccer.    

It will be nice not to have to get up and watch games at 4 and 6 in the morning. 



Masochist?

I think the Russian games might go off okay as well, but there will be similar incidences as seen during the last European Cup.

 FYI.  You all know 2022 World Cup is in Qatar? 



They're supposed to be building man made clouds or something for that WC, I think.  I can't wait until they fall from the sky and erase a ton of soccer uberfans from the planet. 


I have some friends in Brazil, and was only contemplating going to WC.  Brazilian hookers! I'm  in deep!

i read about the artificial cloud thing a while ago, pretty fascinating actually.

I always enjoy sharing your love for the beautiful game ZB (time to come out of the closet) Smile

BTW I am hating on the sports drought right now...I cannot wait until football and football start back up.

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I cannot wait until football and football start back up.



"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
I cannot wait until football and football start back up.








I actually talked with Shatner for a few minutes when he was at my hotel interviewing Carol Burnett at my hotel.  Dude was pretty nice and kind of a baller...he has ****ed green alien chicks!



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I cannot wait until football and football start back up.








I actually talked with Shatner for a few minutes when he was at my hotel interviewing Carol Burnett at my hotel.  Dude was pretty nice and kind of a baller...he has ****ed green alien chicks!





I know, right?!
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There's a brothel near Vegas where you can do that, too!
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56788208 wrote:
I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
Tempest_Stormwind on Character Optimization
So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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I have some friends in Brazil, and was only contemplating going to WC.  Brazilian hookers! I'm  in deep!

i read about the artificial cloud thing a while ago, pretty fascinating actually.

I always enjoy sharing your love for the beautiful game ZB (time to come out of the closet) Smile

BTW I am hating on the sports drought right now...I cannot wait until football and football start back up.




dood, I don't like soccer at all but I'd totally head to Brazil to check out the WC if I had friends there - and not even for the hookers.  That's, like, a once in a lifetime kinda thing.  Make it happen!  You'll regret it if you don't!  Can't, of course, is a wholly different matter. 

Yeah, them cloud things seem pretty cool (tee hee!).  Wonder if they'll actually get them up and flying (tee hee!).

And yeah, sports is kinda not good right now.  UFC is but it's not like every weekend or whatever.  At least my home baseball team hasn't totally collapsed yet.  They're on their way but they're still watchable right now.  And the home basketball team is trying to make some moves in FA so there's that.  But yeah, overall it totes sucks right now.
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I would go to Brazil if I could... just for the hookers!
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They're ... uhh ... really young.  And ... uhh ... often diseased.  Er, so I hear.
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They're ... uhh ... really young.  And ... uhh ... often diseased.  Er, so I hear.


Yeah well, I just like looking at them.
*shrug*
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I think that's free.  Bonus!
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[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

They're ... uhh ... really young.  And ... uhh ... often diseased.  Er, so I hear.



Theyre also ussually male, so ive also "heard"
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
They're ... uhh ... really young.  And ... uhh ... often diseased.  Er, so I hear.



Theyre also ussually male, so ive also "heard"


And who isn't attracted to a very passable tranny?!

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I think that's free.  Bonus!




Free? You're a commie.
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And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
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I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
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58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
They're ... uhh ... really young.  And ... uhh ... often diseased.  Er, so I hear.



Theyre also ussually male, so ive also "heard"


And who isn't attracted to a very passable tranny?!


ZB. He only likes brunettes. And you know what they say "Not all bleached-blondes are trannies, but all trannies are bleached-blondes."
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
"Not all bleached-blondes are trannies, but all trannies are bleached-blondes."


Not this one...


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"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
"Not all bleached-blondes are trannies, but all trannies are bleached-blondes."


Not this one...


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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
I'm pretty sure Lolth just struck again.
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56788208 wrote:
I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
Tempest_Stormwind on Character Optimization
So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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Nigeria? They still owe me about 10 million dollars! I gave them my bank info so they could just wire it in, but for some reason im 600 dollars in the hole now! Arent you a lawyer Danny? Help a brother out!
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I've seen football games with final scores like that. What's the problem?
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I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
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So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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Nigeria? They still owe me about 10 million dollars! I gave them my bank info so they could just wire it in, but for some reason im 600 dollars in the hole now! Arent you a lawyer Danny? Help a brother out!


Certainly!  First, I'll need you to deposit a few thousand dollars in a Cayman Island bank account to start the process.  $40k ought to do it...
I've seen football games with final scores like that. What's the problem?

You may have stumbled on to the secret of making football as popular as football in the States...for some peopleTongue Out

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