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I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
Tempest_Stormwind on Character Optimization
So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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He's just trolling you draco, he's really one of the producers and Captain Planet is his life passion.

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If its your time to go, its your time to go, knowhatimena?

oh, and captan planet sucks. 
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You take that back!

If it wasn't for Captain Planet, there would have been a nuclear disaster in Japan!

... Oh, wait. Um, I mean, there would be lead in the toys sent from China!
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56788208 wrote:
I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
Tempest_Stormwind on Character Optimization
So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
Resident Pithed-Off Dragon Poon Slayer of the House of Trolls
You seriously like Captain Planet!? My little brother used to be all into it, I used to make fun of it all the time, he would get so mad, he run and tell mom, hes making fun of Captain Planet, and then my mom would be like ,well it is a stupid show, hahaha. I love my mom.

I dunno I just never got into it, I mean first off he looked like a captain atom rippoff, and secondly, those stupid kids, I mean they never did anything, they always had to call Captain Planet so he could take care of it, just once Id like to see him say, jesus christ kids leave me alone cant you handle this one by yourselves!? 
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It looked pretty nice though. It had many tropical landscapes.
Plot was stupid, but I never paid much attention to it, I liked the tropical fish and the parrots.
I'd like it more if it took this direction:
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How can you guys not like Captain Planet?! I mean, it's like a perverted environmental sermon on every episode. Don't you believe in the Holy Doctrine of It's All Our Fault?!
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56788208 wrote:
I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
Tempest_Stormwind on Character Optimization
So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
Resident Pithed-Off Dragon Poon Slayer of the House of Trolls
How can you guys not like Captain Planet?! I mean, it's like a perverted environmental sermon on every episode. Don't you believe in the Holy Doctrine of It's All Our Fault?!

No, I believe that industrial waste is good for you. Wait 

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That makes sense. However, it is not fair to continually attack those that benefit for being, somehow, deviant for deriving enjoyment from something that you cannot. Instead, alignment is continually attacked...it is demonized...and those that use it are lumped in with it.

 

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How can you guys not like Captain Planet?! I mean, it's like a perverted environmental sermon on every episode. Don't you believe in the Holy Doctrine of It's All Our Fault?!

No, I believe that industrial waste is good for you. Wait 

Dude, industrial toxic waste is awesome for you. It gives you super powers. Haven't you ever seen the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon? 

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How can you guys not like Captain Planet?! I mean, it's like a perverted environmental sermon on every episode. Don't you believe in the Holy Doctrine of It's All Our Fault?!

No, I believe that industrial waste is good for you. Wait 

Dude, industrial toxic waste is awesome for you. It gives you super powers. Haven't you ever seen the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon? 





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Told you so.
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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Maybe that's how Captain Planet got his powers. He fell into some toxic sludge. Now he must fight the turtles for the title of crappiest show. 
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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Maybe that's how Captain Planet got his powers. He fell into some toxic sludge. Now he must fight the turtles for the title of crappiest show. 



But I don't think a defender of mother earth, like Cpt. Planet, would gain powers from toxic sludge. He would have to get his powers from something like a stupid "planet heart" or some crap like that.
That way he can be diametrically opposed to the TMNT, since they got their powers from toxic stuff, created by evil industrialists and wanton polluters who only care for profit and want to destroy the earth.
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He gets his power from Vegan! Haven't you seen Scott Pilgrim?
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56788208 wrote:
I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
Tempest_Stormwind on Character Optimization
So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
Resident Pithed-Off Dragon Poon Slayer of the House of Trolls
But how does Cpt. Planet get his powers?
From enviro-weenies tears?



He gott'em from the waste, now he wants everyone too clean up the planet and get rid of all the waste so no one will get super powers like his, and once he has everyone fooled and the planet is cleaned he'll use the said powers to enslave mankind.

All hail Captain Planet! 

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Looks like they got Don Cheadle to Play Captain Planet, this new Captn Planet seems alright, I may have to check it out.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo 
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Looks like they got Don Cheadle to Play Captain Planet, this new Captn Planet seems alright, I may have to check it out.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo 


funny or die do make funny vids but in reality www.imdb.com/title/tt2005171/?ref_=sr_2

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Looks like they got Don Cheadle to Play Captain Planet, this new Captn Planet seems alright, I may have to check it out.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo 


funny or die do make funny vids but in reality www.imdb.com/title/tt2005171/?ref_=sr_2



So you sayin Don Cheadle isnt going to be in it!?
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Of course not! Don Cheadle's actually a good actor.
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56788208 wrote:
I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
Tempest_Stormwind on Character Optimization
So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
Resident Pithed-Off Dragon Poon Slayer of the House of Trolls
Well, hes already proven that he can do the role.
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
thats a stoner looking image of capt planet
a mask everyone has at least two of, one they wear in public and another they wear in private.....
Well, it is a plant.
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there

But I don't think a defender of mother earth, like Cpt. Planet, would gain powers from toxic sludge. He would have to get his powers from something like a stupid "planet heart" or some crap like that.
That way he can be diametrically opposed to the TMNT, since they got their powers from toxic stuff, created by evil industrialists and wanton polluters who only care for profit and want to destroy the earth.


Wouldn't it be more fitting if he fought Toxie the Toxic Avenger? Or does no one remember that?
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Of course  I remember the Toxic Avenger! Didnt he have a short lived saturday morning cartoon?
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
Of course  I remember the Toxic Avenger! Didnt he have a short lived saturday morning cartoon?


I believe he also had a play on broadway.
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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Of course  I remember the Toxic Avenger! Didnt he have a short lived saturday morning cartoon?


I believe he also had a play on broadway.


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Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
I've removed a large number of posts from this thread. Please keep the conversation on-topic and free from baiting.

Discussion of real-world politics and religion is always considered to be off-topic and disruptive on the Wizards Community, even here in the Off-Topic Tavern.
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Let's just ignore this thread and let it die like it needs to.
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Let's just ignore this thread and let it die like it needs to.



did you notice his opening post had content removed?

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