Sub-par barbecue leads to injuries

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Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
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My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
I'd say he deserved it.
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A bear + pieces of meat + shower after? Sounds like a closet homosexual to me. 
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A bear + pieces of meat + shower after? Sounds like a closet homosexual to me. 



They never said it was a male bear! Why do you got to jump the conculsion of homosexuality? 
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
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a mask everyone has at least two of, one they wear in public and another they wear in private.....
A bear + pieces of meat + shower after? Sounds like a closet homosexual to me. 



They never said it was a male bear! Why do you got to jump the conculsion of homosexuality? 


Put some goggles on.

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Prjection.
 
President of the OTTer Research Council on the Universe
A bear + pieces of meat + shower after? Sounds like a closet homosexual to me. 



They never said it was a male bear! Why do you got to jump the conculsion of homosexuality? 


Wishful thinking.
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