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Anybody got suggestions for high potein and low fat food? I know about greek yogurt and quinoa, but it is not enough to get 175 g of proteins a day if I want variety.

Am I doomed to had whey to my smoothies and scream beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!
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Hm. Bison? Other lean meats? Various beans?
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Yeah, a lot of wild game would probably fit the bill.  Maybe some fish?
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Protein and fat can kill you if overconsumed.
They are poison.
We must ban them.
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That is way too vague.
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Protein and fat can kill you if overconsumed.
They are poison.
We must ban them.


I think rationing would be better, but those them liberals want their damn market freedom. 
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Protein and fat can kill you if overconsumed.
They are poison.
We must ban them.


Lies. I'm betting there is at least one person in your life who constantly overconsumes protein and fat on a daily basis and is still alive... even though you wish otherwise.  :-p 
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My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
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Protein and fat can kill you if overconsumed.
They are poison.
We must ban them.


I think rationing would be better, but those them liberals want their damn market freedom. 


Oh, so ration fat and protein, but ban sugar.
Makes perfect sense.
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Protein and fat can kill you if overconsumed.
They are poison.
We must ban them.


Lies. I'm betting there is at least one person in your life who constantly overconsumes protein and fat on a daily basis and is still alive... even though you wish otherwise.  :-p 


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I win.
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My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Protein and fat can kill you if overconsumed.
They are poison.
We must ban them.


I think rationing would be better, but those them liberals want their damn market freedom. 


Oh, so ration fat and protein, but ban sugar.
Makes perfect sense.


Sure. Refined sugar is a poisonous ingrediant we do not need, like cyanide, nicotine or E. coli. Fat, proteins and glucose are what we need, but only incertain quantities.
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Protein and fat can kill you if overconsumed.
They are poison.
We must ban them.


I think rationing would be better, but those them liberals want their damn market freedom. 


Oh, so ration fat and protein, but ban sugar.
Makes perfect sense.


Sure. Refined sugar is a poisonous ingrediant we do not need, like cyanide, nicotine or E. coli. Fat, proteins and glucose are what we need, but only incertain quantities.


Glucose is sugar brainiac.
Only somebody like you can equate cyanide with sugar.

Hey! Too much oxygen is poison too!
We need to ban oxygen!
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Is 175 g of protein a lot?  That would be like 7 cans of tuna. 

I eat a lot of fish...comparatively high in protein and low in fat.  I mix it up a little with turkey, nuts, beans , yogurt and eggs.

i have never been one to go for protein shakes and the like.  I enjoy eating too much. 
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Glucose is sugar brainiac.

Not all glucose is refine sugar, derp.
Only somebody like you can equate cyanide with sugar.

Only someone like you wouldn't.

Hey! Too much oxygen is poison too!

I recommand you stop breathing.

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Is 175 g of protein a lot?  That would be like 7 cans of tuna. 

I eat a lot of fish...comparatively high in protein and low in fat.  I mix it up a little with turkey, nuts, beans , yogurt and eggs.

i have never been one to go for protein shakes and the like.  I enjoy eating too much. 


I want variety in my diet, so just eating cans of tuna will not do. Plus all the mercury in them...

Whey is a crotch.

Take yesterday what I had to eat to get my proteins (well I went a bit over). I needed whey to go over 175g.

3/4 cup of greek yogurt (18g)
1/2 cup of egg whites plus two toasts. (22g)
1 can of salmon (26g)
4 pork chops (88g) (2 would have been enough)
6 tiger shrimps and vermicelli (24g)
1 protein shake (52g)
 
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Is 175 g of protein a lot?  That would be like 7 cans of tuna. 

I eat a lot of fish...comparatively high in protein and low in fat.  I mix it up a little with turkey, nuts, beans , yogurt and eggs.

i have never been one to go for protein shakes and the like.  I enjoy eating too much. 


I want variety in my diet, so just eating cans of tuna will not do. Plus all the mercury in them...

Whey is a crotch.

Take yesterday what I had to eat to get my proteins (well I went a bit over). I needed whey to go over 175g.

3/4 cup of greek yogurt (18g)
1/2 cup of egg whites plus two toasts. (22g)
1 can of salmon (26g)
4 pork chops (88g) (2 would have been enough)
6 tiger shrimps and vermicelli (24g)
1 protein shake (52g)
 

i would eat all of that. Smile

....except for maybe the protein shake.  Are you lifting serious weights?  

I have been bulking up slowly and running a lot.

Yesterday:

yogurt
granola bar
salad of chicken, avocado, tomato and peppers.
nuts
dried apricots
a bunch of sashimi
a bunch of beer
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I am lifting weight and doing cadio. But proteins are only to burn fat and maintain the muscle mass I already have. This is why I have to bring to a minimal the fat intake. 
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Life is too short to eat food that sucks.
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Whey is a crotch.

 



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Life is too short to eat food that sucks.


Those are great food. Right now I am eating a raw green pepper after I ate a bean and tuna salad, all washed down with water. Num num!
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Life is too short to eat food that sucks.


Those are great food. Right now I am eating a raw green pepper after I ate a bean and tuna salad, all washed down with water. Num num!

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And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Life is too short to eat food that sucks.


Those are great food. Right now I am eating a raw green pepper after I ate a bean and tuna salad, all washed down with water. Num num!

Good food doesn't just taste good, it makes you feel good.

Lunch: swordfish sandwich on wheat with avocado, daikon sprouts and fresh squeezed lemon.  Along with an arugula and endive salad with tomato and almonds.

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Ahhh...
I am totally enjoying a pizza with loads of cheese and pepperoni!
And then I am going to have a couple of pieces of chocolate cake... made with sugar!
Yum-Yum!!!
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Damnit guys! I just saved the other thread from the dripping bowels of Onesite and you migrate on over here?
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Ahhh...
I am totally enjoying a pizza with loads of cheese and pepperoni!
And then I am going to have a couple of pieces of chocolate cake... made with sugar!
Yum-Yum!!!


You'll die if...

...


...


Please continue.  
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Ahhh...
I am totally enjoying a pizza with loads of cheese and pepperoni!
And then I am going to have a couple of pieces of chocolate cake... made with sugar!
Yum-Yum!!!


You'll die if...

...


...


Please continue.  


Meh... you're already brain dead.
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Ahhh...
I am totally enjoying a pizza with loads of cheese and pepperoni!
And then I am going to have a couple of pieces of chocolate cake... made with sugar!
Yum-Yum!!!


You'll die if...

...


...


Please continue.  


Meh. Everyone dies eventually.
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Ahhh...
I am totally enjoying a pizza with loads of cheese and pepperoni!
And then I am going to have a couple of pieces of chocolate cake... made with sugar!
Yum-Yum!!!


You'll die if...

...


...


Please continue.  


Meh. Everyone dies eventually.

True, but you have to admit that there are people you wished died faster than others.

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Ahhh...
I am totally enjoying a pizza with loads of cheese and pepperoni!
And then I am going to have a couple of pieces of chocolate cake... made with sugar!
Yum-Yum!!!


You'll die if...

...


...


Please continue.  


Meh. Everyone dies eventually.

True, but you have to admit that there are people you wished died faster than others.



Yup.
I most certainly agree with that!
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Ahhh...
I am totally enjoying a pizza with loads of cheese and pepperoni!
And then I am going to have a couple of pieces of chocolate cake... made with sugar!
Yum-Yum!!!


You'll die if...

...


...


Please continue.  


Meh. Everyone dies eventually.

True, but you have to admit that there are people you wished died faster than others.



Yup.
I most certainly agree with that!

That's because you agree with everything I say.

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Those are great food. Right now I am eating a raw green pepper after I ate a bean and tuna salad, all washed down with water. Num num!



That actually sounds pretty good.  I couldn't eat the green pepper, though - even though it's one of my favorite foods.  They kick my reflux into high gear for whatever reason.  It sux. 

I had a pork chop with BBQ sauce, potato salad and a caesar salad for dinner last night.  Pretty good.  For my birthday dinner on Sat we're goin' to this awesome burger place.  I'm gonna have a burger that's got lettuce, tomato, cheese and an egg on it with fries slathered in truffle butter.  Most of their stuff comes from the state and the beef is grass fed only.  It's awesome.
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Those are great food. Right now I am eating a raw green pepper after I ate a bean and tuna salad, all washed down with water. Num num!



That actually sounds pretty good.  I couldn't eat the green pepper, though - even though it's one of my favorite foods.  They kick my reflux into high gear for whatever reason.  It sux. 

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. You're a walking bag of dysfunction, aren't you?
I had a pork chop with BBQ sauce, potato salad and a caesar salad for dinner last night.  Pretty good way to clog up an artery, while making myself think I was healthy by eating a salad that was most likely iceburg lettuce.  For my birthday dinner on Sat we're goin' to this awesome burger place my wife is going to help me kill myself.  I'm gonna have a burger that's got lettuce, tomato, cheese and an egg on it with fries slathered in truffle butter heart attack.  Most of their stuff comes from the state and the beef is grass fed only.  It's awesome a way to kill yourself while helping out local businesses.




Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. You're a walking bag of dysfunction, aren't you?



My guts are, yeah.  Part heredity, part ... umm ... stuff from my younger years.

I had a pork chop with BBQ sauce, potato salad and a caesar salad for dinner last night.  Pretty good way to clog up an artery, while making myself think I was healthy by eating a salad that was most likely iceburg lettuce.  For my birthday dinner on Sat we're goin' to this awesome burger place my wife is going to help me kill myself.  I'm gonna have a burger that's got lettuce, tomato, cheese and an egg on it with fries slathered in truffle butter heart attack.  Most of their stuff comes from the state and the beef is grass fed only.  It's awesome a way to kill yourself while helping out local businesses.







Hey now, I've eaten there twice and I haven't had a heart attack yet! 
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Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. You're a walking bag of dysfunction, aren't you?



My guts are, yeah.  Part heredity, part ... umm ... stuff from my younger years.

How about all your other maladies?
Hey now, I've eaten there twice and I haven't had a heart attack yet! 

Maybe you've already had a stroke and lost part of your memory.

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Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
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How about all your other maladies?



Those?  Those are what we call a bonus.  ;)

Maybe you've already had a stroke and lost part of your memory.



I have no doubt my memory isn't as good as it should be.  I'm also pretty sure I remember why.
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What, I can't help you fatties have a crappy metabolism.
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