5e really needs something like Wrecan's SARN-FU to support "Theatre of the Mind."
"You want The Tooth? You can't handle The Tooth!" - Dahlver-Nar.
"If magic is unrestrained in the campaign, D&D quickly degenerates into a weird wizard show where players get bored quickly" - E. Gary Gygax
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