As you may be aware, April Fools Day is coming up. That means un-cards. I'd like to create an Un-card with one of the following names:
- Boom Blade
- Death By Chocolate
- Sarpadian Empires, Vol 8½
Need not be a legal card. Here are the restrictions:
- Must be a parody Doom Blade,
- Must be colorshifted to red (or red Phyrexian artifact)
- (as if you didn’t know) It should either ither deal some direct damage and/or destroy something
Death by Chocolate:
- Creatures made of Chocolate are Oozes
Sarpadian Empires, Vol 8½:
- Must have the form:"As Sarpadian Empires, Vol. 8½ enters the battlefield, choose _______, _______, _______, _______, or _______. ½: Put a 1½/1½ creature token of the chosen color and type onto the battlefield.
- Each blank should be color-creature. The creatures should be as ridiculous as possible
- You can pick whatever colors you want, but I'd recommend five of the following: Pink (RW), Gray (WB), Brown (BG), Turquoise (GU), Purple (UR); Yellow, Orange, Apricot, Tan, Chartreuse
You have 48 hours, after which there will be a 48-hour voting period. Go!