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So, girlfriend and I are in the middle of a dispute and she told me to go to the internets. This happened to be the site I had pulled up and so I pose to you folk the following quandary.

Yay or nay, is is sexy to watch your woman shave her legs/other bits?
It's like watching her do a number 1. Some will find it sexy, others will feel unconfortable. 
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Other bits, yes; legs, not so much.
Other than that: What the "ironic" canine said.
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I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
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When she meets CJ's mom?
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It's like watching her do a number 1. Some will find it sexy, others will feel unconfortable. 

Yeah.
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
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I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Out of curiousity, who's the one that thinks it's sexy?
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
So, girlfriend and I are in the middle of a dispute and she told me to go to the internets. This happened to be the site I had pulled up and so I pose to you folk the following quandary.


Your account was created two years ago.  This fills me with doubt that this "happened" to be the site you pulled up.

Yay or nay, is is sexy to watch your man shave is beard/other bits?


Fixed to make relevant to me: Are we talking a wet shave or an electric shave?  Cause an electric shave would just be vwip and you're done, but a wet shave... you've got shaving cream going on, the delicate edge of a blade in such a vulnerable spot (the neck, you pervs), slow but strong and deliberate motions, all tempered by a necessary gentleness...

Doesn't work for me, but I could see how someone might get their kink on that way.  But if the person doing the shavign is weirded out by the watcher getting their kink on then I would think that makes it moot whether the watcher is turned on or not.

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So, girlfriend and I are in the middle of a dispute and she told me to go to the internets. This happened to be the site I had pulled up and so I pose to you folk the following quandary.


Your account was created two years ago.  This fills me with doubt that this "happened" to be the site you pulled up.

Yay or nay, is is sexy to watch your man shave is beard/other bits?


Fixed to make relevant to me: Are we talking a wet shave or an electric shave?  Cause an electric shave would just be vwip and you're done, but a wet shave... you've got shaving cream going on, the delicate edge of a blade in such a vulnerable spot (the neck, you pervs), slow but strong and deliberate motions, all tempered by a necessary gentleness...

Doesn't work for me, but I could see how someone might get their kink on that way.  But if the person doing the shavign is weirded out by the watcher getting their kink on then I would think that makes it moot whether the watcher is turned on or not.





Is it wrong that this post got me interested?
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Well, if you look at my recent activity, yes, I created my account two years ago, but the majority of my posts have been within the last two weeks. This is because I was originally drawn to D&D two years ago, but have only recently begun getting into the real game and not completely house-ruled ridiculousness. 

To answer the questions, it is my interest that is peaked. It is a wet shave. No, it is not like watching her do number 1, thats icky. 
Id rather watch her a in jello, shaving would be pretty low on the list.

 
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No, it is not like watching her do number 1, thats icky. 


No it's not.

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I think it would be wise for all participating in this conversation to remember the golden rule of kink... "call not other kinks icky, lest your own kink be called icky in kind".

Then again, people have been ragging on RH for his oler woman kink for a while now, so I think that golden rule hasn't been followed... so have fun calling each other dirty ol' icky perverts.
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I'm not that old.
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I'm not that old.

Neither am I. At least, not to old for a certain Canadian doggie.
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
President of the OTTer Research Council on the Universe
I think it would be wise for all participating in this conversation to remember the golden rule of kink... "call not other kinks icky, lest your own kink be called icky in kind".

Then again, people have been ragging on RH for his oler woman kink for a while now, so I think that golden rule hasn't been followed... so have fun calling each other dirty ol' icky perverts.


So someones been paying attention.
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No, EE hasn't been paying attention. He missed the part about you liking morbidly obese women that resemble bloated beached whales.
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No, EE hasn't been paying attention. He missed the part about you liking morbidly obese women that resemble bloated beached whales.


Oh yeah.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
No, EE hasn't been paying attention. He missed the part about you liking morbidly obese women that resemble bloated beached whales.




When they and then , do they call it a Nantucket Sleigh Ride?




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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Well me running!
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
Well me running!

Only if I get to and then in your while opening a into your .
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)