So that's why so many D&D gamers are fat?

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Lies.  That would mean D&D players have tried to exercise at some point.
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Lies.  That would mean D&D players have tried to exercise at some point.


It's possible they got excited and ran to the table for pizza and had an allergic reaction to the short run.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
It's possible they got excited and ran to the table for pizza and had an allergic reaction to the short run.



Lies.  Fatties won't run even for food.  They just huff and puff alot about the distance they have to travel.




Shall we ask...no, that would have been mean.
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And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
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Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
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I personally don't want him decapitated.
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I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies.
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I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
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CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies.


Or towards enemies, if everyone is using proper weapons.
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CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies.


Or towards enemies, if everyone is using proper weapons.




Such as compresion phaser rifles.
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies.

No, not you.
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to.
CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies.


Or towards enemies, if everyone is using proper weapons.




Such as compresion phaser rifles.


 Pffft... If you're using proper weapons, you're not even on the same planet as your enemy. Worst-case scenario, you're launching a kinetic bombardment from a few thousand miles over his head...


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Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to.



Some will consider that a waste of a cookie on a lesser game. I have been informed that there are better games to play with cookies.
Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to.


This is almost brilliant- I say replace 'cookie' with 'shot' and get the world's slowest and possibly nerdiest drinking game. =D
Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to.


That doesn't sound like it'd be terribly cohesive to team-work, and would really shaft support characters who make everyone else more effective.

Also, when does the GM get to eat a cookie?  If he kills a player?  Seems like the GM would get fewer cookies... 
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Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to.


That doesn't sound like it'd be terribly cohesive to team-work, and would really shaft support characters who make everyone else more effective.

Also, when does the GM get to eat a cookie?  If he kills a player?  Seems like the GM would get fewer cookies... 


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Or not enough Paranoia.
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Paranoia is one of the few games ive havnt played, Id like to try it atleast once, Ive read the comic books, it seems pretty uhm... interesting.
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Paranoia was one of those games I was gonna play and then never did.  And the friggin' guy who friggin' DMd it moved to friggin' Vegas.  Oh well.

And cookies as monster counters?  Gee, wonder why there's that whole 'D&D players are unhealthy fatsos' stereotype.
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