Fave Flavour Text on a card?

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Hi everyone,

alzabo's thread about fave black 3-drops gor me thinkin about flavour text.

What's your favourite flavour text on a card?

Obvioulsy we'll have a strong goblin content here, so I'll get the ball rollin,
Goblin Grenade
Last-Ditch Effort
Goblin Clearcutter
Goblin War Strike 
Fling 
 
Wheel of Torture 
Wave of Indifference
Reparations
Hidden Gibbons 
Gorilla Titan love this card!
Uktabi Orangutan Just what the hell are the little monkeys doin? 
Werebear
Clergy En-Vec .....sorry, the art together with the text just makes me laugh everytime!


So whats your fave?
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Goblin Mountaineer, barely keeps his family fed.
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Mercadian Masques Counterspell. Ice Age Counterspell is pretty awesome too.
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Clearly, Yet Another Aether Vortex has the best flavor text ever.

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Please autocard: [c]Shard Phoenix[/c] = Shard Phoenix.

Mercadian Masques Counterspell. Ice Age Counterspell is pretty awesome too.



Because I have become one with the autocarder... (see my blog on how to do this - it's complex)

Mercadian Masques Counterspell
Ice Age Counterspell
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~ Latest Multiplayer Ramblings: Appearing on my blog when I feel like it ~
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Watch The Little Birdies! (Bird Tribal with Proliferate)
Kavu Kavu Kavu Banana (Kavu Predator aggro)
Faerie Bleeder (The "Death By A Thousand Cuts" Faerie deck)
Braaiiins! (Mono-black Zombie control)
Verhexterring (Jinxed Ring / Grave Pact)
Flourishing Blowflies ( -1/-1 Counters)
goblin offensive obvious flavor text is obvious
Phantom Monster for clasic awesome

Fodder Cannon for LoL

Ogre Resister for
I like the counterspell from duel decks

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Oh jaya, you always had the best flavor texts.
I always liked Squee's flavor texts.

Call of the Wild (Weatherlight Edition)
Firestorm
Goblin Grenadiers


I'm still a big fan of Lhurgoyf, though.


Thanks, Bloom, for the tip on autocarding specific printings!
I always liked Squee's flavor texts.

Call of the Wild (Weatherlight Edition)
Firestorm
Goblin Grenadiers



Definitely - Aluren makes me laugh too. 

I've always appreciated how some flavor texts help convey the story of the set that they're printed in. This in mind, I always go back to Seachrome Coast for my favorite flavor text:


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The world is being invaded and the Mirran are being overrun, losing hope which is further expressed by the metaphor of the 5 suns' hope being lost, being reflected back to the world. That's deep for a card!  

BMO 
Gossamer Phantasm

"Belief matters more than truth.  Every moment, belief in imaginary things alters lives while truth sits unnoticed and waits."
  - Hakim Loreweaver
In honor of the goblin himself;
Squee, Goblin Nabob

My all time favorite - Hatred; it ain't funny, but it is epic.

Honourable mentions;
Sneak Attack
Bottomless Pit
Mogg Fanatic
Mogg Flunkies
 
Gossamer Phantasm

"Belief matters more than truth.  Every moment, belief in imaginary things alters lives while truth sits unnoticed and waits."
  - Hakim Loreweaver



In a lot of ways, thats actually a very true statement.  Well played sir.

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I'm still a big fan of Lhurgoyf, though.




And that brings us to:

Revenant

Also, Goblin Ski Patrol.

EDIT: OK, STRONGHOLD Revenant. How do you link specific versions? I copied and pasted from Bloom's blog, swapped name, number and set name. No worky for me.

Example of what I got:
gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.... class="linkedCardName" target="_blank">Revenant (Stronghold)
   

There is no way to autocard for a card from a specific set.  There used to be a way of auto-decking and chosing which expansion you wanted various cards to be, but that got broken along with many other forum features.

Seventh Edition Revenant

Stronghold Revenant

Promo set for Gatherer Revenant




EDIT: OK, STRONGHOLD Revenant. How do you link specific versions? I copied and pasted from Bloom's blog, swapped name, number and set name. No worky for me.




Put the cursor in the link and try clicking the second icon on the second row above the post text box "unlink."
Revenant


WOOT!!! Learn sumtin' new everday... 
I always liked Squee's flavor texts.

Call of the Wild (Weatherlight Edition)
Firestorm
Goblin Grenadiers


I'm still a big fan of Lhurgoyf, though.


Thanks, Bloom, for the tip on autocarding specific printings!



Poor Squee...
Manakin 
Shock Troops
I love puns



Which, you may notice, the name is too.

Leaf Arrow makes me laugh just because the only Eldrazi with flying has pro-colored spells, and an Eldrazi can easily shrug off a Bolt.

I like Inexorable Tide for capturing the hopelessness of Mirrodin, and the hopelessness of playing against it.
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So, so many to choose from!  But I'll go old-school...

Goblin Piker

and from pre-Tenth Edition Grizzy Bear...



Don't try to outrun one of Dominia's Grizzlies; it'll catch you, knock you down, and eat you. Of course, you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks the tree down and eats you.

Canyon Minotaur makes me chuckle every time, too...











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I personally like Ardent Militia from Weatherlight.
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The flavor text of Remand makes me feel like a boss when I cast it. It's like Jace's quote for Counterspell, except that it's my line to say, not Jace's. 

Bro, do you even Autocard?

Autocarding: [c]Cryptic Command[/c] = Cryptic Command

Showing somebody how to autocard: [c[b][/b]]Cryptic Command[/c] = [c]Cryptic Command[/c] = Cryptic Command

Day of Destiny always been one of my epic favorites

Reparations consistently makes me laugh and I'm eventually going to buy the card just for the flavor text

Primal Bellow one of my new favorites, funny and witty at the same time
   
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