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Dude, you didn't quote the best part of the article: soccer mom hatin'
Speaking directly to St-Pierre, Diaz said, "Check it out [expletive], I pulled up to a stop light the other day and some [expletive] 40-year-old lady, some soccer mom, sticks her head out the window and she's like, 'I hope GSP beats your [expletive].' We're in [expletive] Lodi, [Calif.] [expletive]. I'm like, 'Are you serious?' We are in the bull's-eye right now. You hope to beat my [expletive]? That's [expletive] wonderful.


Then there is Gracies excuse for the ramblings of Diaz who was probably high. Seriously, you want to be respected, you have to earn that respect. Acting like an ass isn't going to help. 

I saw this article about Diaz punching a speed bag for 23 minutes. If only GSP moved like a speed bag1, Diaz may have a chance.

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That is, stand in front of Nick and not move at all or fight back
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Yeah, if they have a problem with Nick's image they need to talk to Nick.  He did have a point about the flight, though.  Diaz is gonna help make them a ton of money.  There's no reason for a coach seat.
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I hope GSP gets beat to hell.
I don't like GSP... because everybody else does.
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Yeah, if they have a problem with Nick's image they need to talk to Nick.  He did have a point about the flight, though.  Diaz is gonna help make them a ton of money.  There's no reason for a coach seat.

Well, Dana could just be getting back at him. I mean, he will be making them a lot of money when the fight happens, but how much money did he cost them when he didn't show up to the previous press conferences, and when he got suspended for being a pot-head? Dana probably thought that it wasn't worth the price of the ticket for a guy that may not show up.

Besides, if Nick and Gracie have such a problem with Nick flying in coach, they can pony up the money for a first class ticket. I'm sure Cesar Gracie has made a good amount off of his fighters. He can afford to pay for Nick's ticket.
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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
I hope GSP gets beat to hell.
I don't like GSP... because everybody else does.



Dood, that ain't going to happen.

GSP is the champ for a reason.

And Diaz's fighting style is totally countered by GSP's.

I mean really it's Walk up with your chin stuck out, and arms down, talk trash and get your ass beat.


HS, does he not have a sparing partner? jeeze. Even fighting a bag, like that it looks like the bag stood a fair chance of winning, didn't even hold his off hand ready as a guard during that vid either. He should totally just practice his unique style of walk up chin out arms wide.
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I hope GSP gets beat to hell.
I don't like GSP... because everybody else does.

Like everything else about your life, you're going to be dissapointed.

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
I hope GSP gets beat to hell...



As some humans say, "Hope in one hand...". I estimate you know the rest of the phrase, RH.
I hope GSP gets beat to hell.
I don't like GSP... because everybody else does.



dood, a Diaz can never be champion.  It's just not allowed.

Well, Dana could just be getting back at him. I mean, he will be making them a lot of money when the fight happens, but how much money did he cost them when he didn't show up to the previous press conferences, and when he got suspended for being a pot-head? Dana probably though that it wasn't worth the price of the ticket for a guy that may not show up.

Besides, if Nick and Gracie have such a problem with Nick flying in coach, they can pony up the money for a first class ticket. I'm sure Cesar Gracie has made a good amount off of his fighters. He can afford to pay for Nick's ticket.



True on all counts.  I'm sure Gracie could afford an upgrade.
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I hope GSP gets beat to hell.
I don't like GSP... because everybody else does.



Dood, that ain't going to happen.

GSP is the champ for a reason.

And Diaz's fighting style is totally countered by GSP's.


*shrug*
So?
I didn't say Diaz was going to win.

I would just like to see him beat GSP so all those people on GSPs dick will start crying.
*shrug*
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I hope GSP gets beat to hell...



As some humans say, "Hope in one hand...". I estimate you know the rest of the phrase, RH.


Yes, yes... I know the rest of it.
It's one of my ol' mans favorite sayings.
I heard it a million times while growing up.
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Did ya ... did ya ever test it? 
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Did ya ... did ya ever test it? 


No.
I'm intelligent and educated.
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And you're also no kinda fun. 
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And you're also no kinda fun. 


I'm too aggravated and annoyed to be much fun right now.

Also just found out that my company is going to start doing quarterly urine tests.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I'll be fine by the time next quarter rolls around. However, my co-worker, who has to drop a urine tomorrow, is sweating bullets right now.

Yeah, I am agitated and pissed off right now... I'll be no fun at all...
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Meh, scheduled is nothin'.  We have to submit to randoms (and yes, I have been pulled).  I mean, that's no problem for me since I gave all that stuff up a long time ago (aside from the fact that I find the practice invasive, demeaning and insulting) but it's still lame. 
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Yeah, I'm not sweating it yet as my name can't be called until next quarter, but I'm a heavy smoker.
And I know several ways to beat a urine test, none of which are comfortable.
I may need to stop entirely.

But what really sucks is that my buddy has to drop tomorrow... and I don't think he's going to make the cut unless he takes measures... none of which, as I said before, is comfortable.
Lamez.
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Yeah, sucks to be him. 
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Yeah, I'm not sweating it yet as my name can't be called until next quarter, but I'm a heavy smoker.
And I know several ways to beat a urine test, none of which are comfortable.



Just don't try anything that involves a waffle iron.

Or do it, and post pics.
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And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
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Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
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I personally don't want him decapitated.
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And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
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I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Meh, scheduled is nothin'.  We have to submit to randoms (and yes, I have been pulled).  I mean, that's no problem for me since I gave all that stuff up a long time ago (aside from the fact that I find the practice invasive, demeaning and insulting) but it's still lame. 




Yeah, +1.

Seriously though, sorry to hear thnat RH.
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And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
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I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Yeah, sucks to be him. 


Yup.
He's been surly all day.
I told him I could help him, he just has to decide how he wants to handle it.

Thing is, he's a good guy what knows what he's doing. He knows how to do his job and does it well.
I just wish the company didn't go looking for trouble.
Well, actually, the company has to do it. New state regulation in WV. Go figure.
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Yeah, I personally see no reason to check someone if they don't have/cause any issues.  Not my decision to make, however.
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Yeah, I personally see no reason to check someone if they don't have/cause any issues.


That's how I see it.

 
Not my decision to make, however.


Unfortunately, not mine either.

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And you're also no kinda fun. 


I'm too aggravated and annoyed to be much fun right now.

Also just found out that my company is going to start doing quarterly urine tests.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I'll be fine by the time next quarter rolls around. However, my co-worker, who has to drop a urine tomorrow, is sweating bullets right now.

Yeah, I am agitated and pissed off right now... I'll be no fun at all...

Maybe your new resident title should be "Resident Diaz brother from another mother."

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
And you're also no kinda fun. 


I'm too aggravated and annoyed to be much fun right now.

Also just found out that my company is going to start doing quarterly urine tests.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I'll be fine by the time next quarter rolls around. However, my co-worker, who has to drop a urine tomorrow, is sweating bullets right now.

Yeah, I am agitated and pissed off right now... I'll be no fun at all...

Maybe your new resident title should be "Resident Diaz brother from another mother."



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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.


So when he gets in the ring is he going to change his combat style?

From walking up arms wide chin out to running to whatever opposite corner GSP is at?
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So when he gets in the ring is he going to change his combat style?

From walking up arms wide chin out to running to whatever opposite corner GSP is at?

Impossible. The Diaz brothers only know how to go forward in a straight line. Nick will walk straight into the take down and spend the entire fight on his back getting punched.

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Excuses for loss start early.



Meh, he's probably right. 

Impossible. The Diaz brothers only know how to go forward in a straight line. Nick will walk straight into the take down and spend the entire fight on his back getting punched.



And elbowed.  Can't forget the elbows.
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Meh, he's probably right. 

Highly unlikely.
And elbowed.  Can't forget the elbows.

GSP will probably hit Diaz with his shoulder, as he has done to everyone else whenever he gets in someone's guard and can't punch or elbow them. GSP is just too much for Diaz. Diaz might have amazing endurance, but he isn't active enough. GSP is constantly moving, constantly striking. It's the reason he doesn't get stood up when he takes people down and holds them there.


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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Highly unlikely.



With rehabbin' a 'sploded knee in the mix?  I think you need to drop that to just unlikely.  ;)  Lotsa peeps cheat.  Remember that one dood what everyone thought was a paragon of sportsmanship?  He, like, rode a bike or something?  ;)

GSP will probably hit Diaz with his shoulder, as he has done to everyone else whenever he gets in someone's guard and can't punch or elbow them. GSP is just too much for Diaz. Diaz might have amazing endurance, but he isn't active enough. GSP is constantly moving, constantly striking. It's the reason he doesn't get stood up when takes people down and holds them there.



Yeah, Diaz won't be able to get up when GSP plants his ass on the mat - and he will, too.  Nick's got some BJJ but so does GSP.  This'll probably end up another grind but who cares?  Diaz will probably look like hamburger when it's over.  Remember Fitch?  Hell, GSP liked Fitch. 
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With rehabbin' a 'sploded knee in the mix?  I think you need to drop that to just unlikely.  ;)

I'm sure they gave him some type of steroid medication during the time he was recuperating. GSP doesn't seem like the type of guy that would be using to get an edge on his competition. He also hasn't had a roid-rage episode. He seems too calm for that kind of thing.
Lotsa peeps cheat.  Remember that one dood what everyone thought was a paragon of sportsmanship?  He, like, rode a bike or something?  ;)

Yeah, but Lance was a jerk to begin with. He also only had one testicle. And seriously, that guy was always on the verge of roid-rage.
Yeah, Diaz won't be able to get up when GSP plants his ass on the mat - and he will, too.  Nick's got some BJJ but so does GSP.  This'll probably end up another grind but who cares?  Diaz will probably look like hamburger when it's over.  Remember Fitch?  Hell, GSP liked Fitch. 

Yeah, pretty much. It'll be GSP taking Diaz down and turning his face into something resembling JDS after his fight with Cain.

Hopefully after GSP thoroughly trounces Diaz, Dana hands Diaz over to Rory McDonald. That would be awesome to watch.

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I wonder if Diaz will even remember his name, or anything for that matter once GSP is done with him.

Diaz is so vastly out classed, this was definitely just a PR fight to give the fans what we want, and that's to see Diaz get all but murdered in the ring.
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Think he'll play the race card, too? Or just stick with roids?
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So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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I'm sure they gave him some type of steroid medication during the time he was recuperating. GSP doesn't seem like the type of guy that would be using to get an edge on his competition. He also hasn't had a roid-rage episode. He seems too calm for that kind of thing.



Bro, he's nearly exploded talking to Nick a couple of times now.  There's articles out there that focus on how GSP is a totally different cat right now.  You think that's only cuz Nick is so good at pushin' his buttons? 

Honestly, I doubt he's a juicer.  His physique does give me pause, though.  He's either a genetic freak or a roider.  Still, I don't think he juices.  Didn't think he greased, either.  But who knows?  I mean, Mark McGuire broke all of our hearts. 

Yeah, but Lance was a jerk to begin with. He also only had one testicle. And seriously, that guy was always on the verge of roid-rage.



He probably lost his nut from doping.  And he was a jerk but nobody (other than the peeps that knew) suspected him of doping.  People wrote tons of articles explaining why he wasn't a doper.  Talkin' 'bout all his passed tests and the peeps that had an axe to gind bein' the ones what accused him.  Turns out he was a doper even though he fooled most people.

Yeah, pretty much. It'll be GSP taking Diaz down and turning his face into something resembling JDS after his fight with Cain.

Hopefully after GSP thoroughly trounces Diaz, Dana hands Diaz over to Rory McDonald. That would be awesome to watch.



That'd be sweet. 
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Bro, he's nearly exploded talking to Nick a couple of times now.  There's articles out there that focus on how GSP is a totally different cat right now.  You think that's only cuz Nick is so good at pushin' his buttons? 

Nearly isn't roid-rage.
Honestly, I doubt he's a juicer.  His physique does give me pause, though.  He's either a genetic freak or a roider.  Still, I don't think he juices.  Didn't think he greased, either.  But who knows?  I mean, Mark McGuire broke all of our hearts. 

When you have as much money as GSP, you can hire a group of people that know how to get you into the best shape. I read an article where GSP was talking about his weight cuts. The guy cuts about 20 lbs to meet weight. After weigh-ins, he gets some prteing shake and rehydrates. He gets high protein, high calorie stuff and gets back up to his weight by fight night (3 nights after weigh-ins). GSP steps into the ring between 190-200 lbs. 
He probably lost his nut from doping.  And he was a jerk but nobody (other than the peeps that knew) suspected him of doping.  People wrote tons of articles explaining why he wasn't a doper.  Talkin' 'bout all his passed tests and the peeps that had an axe to gind bein' the ones what accused him.  Turns out he was a doper even though he fooled most people.

There were plenty of people who suspected he was using. Some people didn't want to believe it. 
That'd be sweet. 

That would be awesome. Too bad McDonald got injured. He won't be fighting Condit tomorrow. Instead Hendricks ill fight Condit. That'll be an interesting fight. Hopefully by the time that McDonald comes back, Diaz will have healed up and be tossed in the ring against McDonald. Some people think that Nate is a better fighter than Nick. Rory destroyed Nate. Imagine what he would do to Nick.

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Nearly isn't roid-rage.



dood, this is GSP we're talking about.  Nearly is his roud rage! 

When you have as much money as GSP, you can hire a group of people that know how to get you into the best shape. I read an article where GSP was talking about his weight cuts. The guy cuts about 20 lbs to meet weight. After weigh-ins, he gets some prteing shake and rehydrates. He gets high protein, high calorie stuff and gets back up to his weight by fight night (3 nights after weigh-ins). GSP steps into the ring between 190-200 lbs. 



And that's messed up.  Not much you can do, though.  Put the weigh in the day of the fight and you'll have morons dying from dehydration during the bout. 

There were plenty of people who suspected he was using. Some people didn't want to believe it. 



Nick ain't the only one who thinks GSP juices.  ;)

That would be awesome. Too bad McDonald got injured. He won't be fighting Condit tomorrow. Instead Hendricks ill fight Condit. That'll be an interesting fight. Hopefully by the time that McDonald comes back, Diaz will have healed up and be tossed in the ring against McDonald. Some people think that Nate is a better fighter than Nick. Rory destroyed Nate. Imagine what he would do to Nick.



Yeah, this fight is tough to call.  Condit is really technical but Hendricks has the kind of power to make all that skill meaningless - and quickly.  And yeah, it'd be awesome to see Rory toss Nick all over the mat.
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dood, this is GSP we're talking about.  Nearly is his roud rage! 

Those aren't quality roids then. You would think he could afford the kind that would make him roid-raige like a WWE wrestler.
And that's messed up.  Not much you can do, though.  Put the weigh in the day of the fight and you'll have morons dying from dehydration during the bout.

Some people can't even recoup within those three days. Look at Jake Shields. He couldn't do it, so he had to juice. 
Nick ain't the only one who thinks GSP juices.  ;)

If Nick didn't sound like that guy who wants to kill people because of the donkey thing, he'd be more credible. The rest of the people that believe GSP uices are Diaz's fanboys who are mmaking excuses why Nick will lose the fight.
Yeah, this fight is tough to call.  Condit is really technical but Hendricks has the kind of power to make all that skill meaningless - and quickly.  And yeah, it'd be awesome to see Rory toss Nick all over the mat.

Yup, although Condit can take a punch. Don't forget, Condit also has some good power. This could end up fight of the night.

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Those aren't quality roids then. You would think he could afford the kind that would make him roid-raige like a WWE wrestler.



dood, you're forgetting he'd have to have cycled off by now.  It's just the roid remnants at this point.

Some people can't even recoup within those three days. Look at Jake Shields. He couldn't do it, so he had to juice. 



Yeah, and Rumble Johnson.  dood was huge for his class and really good.  Too bad he couldn't cut properly.

If Nick didn't sound like that guy who wants to kill people because of the donkey thing, he'd be more credible. The rest of the people that believe GSP uices are Diaz's fanboys who are mmaking excuses why Nick will lose the fight.



And BJ Penn fans. Can't forget BJ Penn fans when it comes to GSP hate.

Yup, although Condit can take a punch. Don't forget, Condit also has some good power. This could end up fight of the night.



Oh yeah, I thought Condit had a real chance against GSP.  dood is a quality fighter.  This may end up the fight of the year.  Two smart guys who really want the shot and have the ability to do real damage while also taking a beating.  Sounds good to me.  It'd be better than the main event if the main event wasn't Nick Diaz taking a beating.
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dood, you're forgetting he'd have to have cycled off by now.  It's just the roid remnants at this point.

He would have had a roid rage episode before. 
Yeah, and Rumble Johnson.  dood was huge for his class and really good.  Too bad he couldn't cut properly.

Yeah, he went over to another organization and even went up in weight class. He still couldn't meet weight. That guy had some issues with his weight. He was a pretty damn good fighter, but he just couldn't make weight.
And BJ Penn fans. Can't forget BJ Penn fans when it comes to GSP hate.

True, but does BJ have any fans any more?
Oh yeah, I thought Condit had a real chance against GSP.  dood is a quality fighter.  This may end up the fight of the year.  Two smart guys who really want the shot and have the ability to do real damage while also taking a beating.  Sounds good to me.  It'd be better than the main event if the main event wasn't Nick Diaz taking a beating.


Hendricks won, and both he and Condit got $50,000.00 for fight of the night. I think GSP may finally get someone that can challenge him. Hendricks has some good wrestling. He took Condit down throughout the fight. Unfortunately, Hendricks wasn't able to do much once he got Condit down. Condit kept on striking from the bottom. It was a close fight, but I think Codit did a bit more. Hendricks mainly took him down and tried to hold him.
Hendricks also looked like he gassed out after the second round. He may want to get in better shape for the GSP fight. If three rounds is wearing him out like that, he is going to be dead by round five. Hell, he will probably be dead by the end of round three. That'll give GSP the advantage.

As for the GSP VS Diaz fight, as expected, RH was disapointed.

For his next fight, Nick is going to take on Uncle Sam.

 
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My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
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I watched the prelims.  Overall pretty ok.  That Cote fight was pretty good - though I thought he lost.  And that one stoppage was terrible.  dood stopped the fight as the guy what got dropped was standing back up - and he was obviously aware since he was protesting the stoppage as it was happening.  He was probably done but he should have had a chance. 

I was glad to see Marquardt lost, heh.  And yeah, GSP will have his hands full with Hendricks.  dood is tough.  But yeah, if he's got cardio issues that will be a problem.

So what's next?  Rory and Nick?  Rory and Condit (again)?  Condit and Nick (again)?  I wanna see Rory and Nick.  That'd be awesome.
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