Iron Man gets all the cool toys

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Iron Man 3 looks awesome!
Wait, is that a California plate?  I can't say I've been paying too close attention to the setting of the movies, but I thought Stark Tower was supposed to be in New York?
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Yes, but the house in the trailer was, as I recall, Stark's house in Malibu from the first film.
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Wait, is that a California plate?  I can't say I've been paying too close attention to the setting of the movies, but I thought Stark Tower was supposed to be in New York?



Wasnt Tony Stark part of the West Coast Avengers?
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Yes, but the house in the trailer was, as I recall, Stark's house in Malibu from the first film.



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Wait, is that a California plate?  I can't say I've been paying too close attention to the setting of the movies, but I thought Stark Tower was supposed to be in New York?


If it's Marvel, it's almost certainly in New York. And yeah, Stark Tower is no exception.
In the movies, Stark has always been LA-based. Remember the Stan Lee cameo as Hef in the first one?
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I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
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So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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What about the Great Lakes Avengers? Isnt it about time that Flatman got his own movie!?
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What about the Great Lakes Avengers? Isnt it about time that Flatman got his own movie!?


I don't think Flatman has enough depth for a movie.

I'd watch a Squirrel Girl though.
I heard that theyre working on an Ant-Man movie, so there is that.
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It's probably not a big-budget film, though.
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I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
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So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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I think it's going to be in the Avengers 2 line-up. And the plot is supposedly based on "To steal an Ant Man", so the wifebeater one is going to be shown up by some thief.
It's kinda funny how when someone hears about there being an Ant Man in the Avengers they would probably laugh that this superhero must suck, and indeed, sucking is Ant Man's main schtick.
To be fair, in the animated Ultimate Avengers, Pym first appears as Ant-Man, but when Fury says he's not needed, he goes into Giant-Man mode. Maybe that's what they'll do in Avengers 2.
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I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
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So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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To be fair, in the animated Ultimate Avengers, Pym first appears as Ant-Man, but when Fury says he's not needed, he goes into Giant-Man mode. Maybe that's what they'll do in Avengers 2.


In Avengers EMH he was Ant Man and Giant Man at the same time. And he came with Wasp and she was cool.
Ant Man sucks. What a terribly stupid power.

I don't like Giants in D&D either. For much the same reason, it's stupid.
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Ant Man sucks. What a terribly stupid power.

I don't like Giants in D&D either. For much the same reason, it's stupid.


Exactly. And other superheroes, like Mr Fantastic or Iron Man out-science him too.
In the comics they even call Spider-Man for scientific opinion more often than Ant Man.
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