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  (White) Equality: If this creature's power and toughness are equal to another creature's power and toughness, both creatures gain STUFF.

 (Blue) Parallel: Permanents at the same angle as this permanent, EFFECT.

 (Red) Mandlebrot X: Whenever a player Mandlebrot's he or she copy's the last numerical instant or sorcery spell cast X times. Each time reduce all numbers by half and round down. (A numerical Instant or Sorcery is one that specifies a number, i.e. +2, or three target, or draw four).

 (Green) Sum: Target creature's P and T each become equal to its P + its T.

 (Black) Negative: When you cast this spell, you may pay its Negative Cost, if you do EFFECT. Two examples:

Target creature gets +1/-1
Negative : -1/+1

Target player loses 5 Life.
Negative Gain Five Life: Counter this spell.


White

Commons 12

1. One Mana Creature
2. One Mana Creature
3. One Mana Sorcery
4. One Mana Aura
5. Two Mana Instant
6. Three Mana Creature
7. Three Mana Aura
8. Four Mana Creature
9. Five Mana Sorcery
10. Six Mana Creature
11. Six Mana Instant
12. Seven Mana Creature

Uncommons

1. One Mana Creature
2. One Mana Sorcery
3. Two Mana Creature
4. Three Mana Aura
5. Four Mana Enchantment
6. Five Mana Creature
7. Seven Mana Creature

Rare

1. One Mana Aura
2. Two Mana Creature
3. Two Mana Enchantment
4. Four Mana Creature
5. Five Mana Sorcery
6. Six Mana Creature

1. Mythic
2. Mythic


Blue

Commons

1. One Mana Creature
2. One Mana Aura
3. One Mana Instant
4. Two Mana Sorcery
5. Two Mana Creature
6. Three Mana Creature
7. Three Mana Instant
8. Four Mana Sorcery
9. Four Mana Aura
10. Five Mana Creature
11. Five Mana Instant
12. Six Mana Sorcery

Uncommons

1. One Mana Sorcery
2. Two Mana Instant
3. Two Mana Creature
4. Three Mana Aura
5. Three Mana Instant
6. Five Mana Creature
7. Five Mana Enchantment

Rare

1. One Mana Creature
2. Two Mana Aura
3. Three Mana Sorcery
4. Four Mana Instant
5. Four Mana Creature
6. Seven Mana Enchantment

1. Mythic
2. Mythic


Black

Commons

1. One Mana Creature
2. One Mana Sorcery
3. Two Mana Instant
4. Two Mana Creature
5. Three Mana Instant
6. Three Mana Creature
7. Four Mana Aura
8. Five Mana Sorcery
9. Five Mana Instant
10. Six Mana Sorcery
11. Seven Mana Instant
12. Eight Mana Creature

Uncommons

1. One Mana Instant
2. Two Mana Sorcery
3. Two Mana Enchantment
4. Three Mana Aura
5. Five Mana Aura
6. Five Mana Creature
7. Six Mana Sorcery

Rare

1. One Mana Instant
2. One Mana Creature
3. Four Mana Sorcery
4. Four Mana Instant
5. Five Mana Creature
6. Five Mana Enchantment

1. Mythic
2. Mythic


Red

Commons

1. One Mana Instant
2. One Mana Instant
3. One Mana Sorcery
4. One Mana Creature
5. Two Mana Instant
6. Two Mana Aura
7. Three Mana Sorcery
8. Three Mana Creature
9. Four Mana Instant
10. Five Mana Sorcery
11. Five Mana Creature
12. Six Mana Sorcery

Uncommons

1. One Mana Instant
2. One Mana Sorcery
3. One Mana Creature
4. Two Mana Aura
5. Three Mana Sorcery
6. Four Mana Instant
7. Four Mana Creature

Rare

1. One Mana Sorcery
2. One Mana Instant
3. Two Mana Sorcery
4. Three Mana Enchantment
5. Four Mana Creature
6. Seven Mana Sorcery

1. Mythic
2. Mythic


Green

Commons

1. One Mana Creature
2. One Mana Instant
3. Two Mana Sorcery
4. Two Mana Creature
5. Three Mana Aura
6. Three Mana Creature
7. Four Mana Instant
8. Four Mana Creature
9. Five Mana Sorcery
10. Six Mana Creature
11. Seven Mana Sorcery
12. Eight Mana Instant

Uncommons

1. One Mana Instant
2. One Mana Sorcery
3. Two Mana Creature
4. Four Mana Aura
5. Four Mana Creature
6. Five Mana Creature
7. Six Mana Enchantment

Rare

1. One Mana Sorcery
2. Two Mana Creature
3. Three Mana Instant
4. Five Mana Creature
5. Five Mana Creature
6. Five Mana Enchantment

1. Mythic
2. Mythic


Multi-Color

Commons

1. Two Mana Instant
2. Two Mana Creature
3. Two Mana Sorcery
4. Three Mana Creature
5. Three Mana Creature
6. Three Mana Creature
7. Three Mana Aura
8. Four Mana Sorcery
9. Five Mana Instant
10. Five Mana Creature
11. Six Mana Instant
12. Seven Mana Sorcery

Uncommons

1. Two Mana Creature
2. Two Mana Sorcery
3. Three Mana Creature
4. Three Mana Aura
5. Five Mana Enchantment
6. Five Mana Enchantment
7. Eight Mana Sorcery

Rare

1. Two Mana Instant
2. Two Mana Enchantment
3. Three Mana Sorcery
4. Four Mana Instant
5. Six Mana Aura
6. Six Mana Creature

1. Mythic
2. Mythic


Colourless

Commons

1. Point
2. Point
3. Point
4. Point
5. Point
6. One Mana Artifact
7. One Mana Artifact
8. Two Mana Artifact
9. Three Mana Artifact
10. Four Mana Artifact
11. Five Mana Artifact
12. Six Mana Artifact

Uncommons

1. Point
2. Point
3. Point
4. 0 Mana Artifact
5. One Mana Artifact
6. Three Mana Artifact
7. Six Mana Artifact

Rare

1. Point
2. Point
3. One Mana Artifact
4. Three Mana Artifact
5. Four Mana Artifact
6. Seven Mana Artifact

1. Mythic
2. Mythic


Totals:
Commons:  60/84
Uncommons:  21/49 
Rares:  2/42
Mythic:  2/14

All: 85/189

 
White

Commons 12

Faithless Camel 
Creature - Camel
Lifelink, Vigilance

"The Euclidean Camel is known to serve his master well, but only if the master can breach the first hump of domestication."
- Camels of the Grid: A Guide

0/1

Dawn's Dreader 
Creature - Dwarf Citizen
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have Dawn's Dreader gain -0/-1 until end of turn.

"After a barrel of the ol' Gridlock, any Dwarf'd feel this way. Aye, this ain't a hang-over, more of a crucifixition-over."

1/2

Subjugal Strategique 
Sorcery
Target creature you control gets -X/-Y where X and Y are no greater than 5 until end of turn. You may choose the values for X and Y. X may be equal to Y.

"Why? For the greater good of course."

Bronzed Bravado 
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever this becomes attached to a creature, you may attach any unattached equipment you control to that creature as well.

"When I heard of the dastardly deeds of Pentaxeron in the First Quadrant, well, my mind lost control, and my Steel took over."
- Frevlit, Sword Man

Inperminent Solution 
Instant
Exile target creature. That creature's controller may search his or her library for a creature of the same type, reveal it, and put it into his or her hand. If he or she does this, he or she then shuffles his or her library.

Humble Power 
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
At the beginning of each upkeep, you may have the enchanted creature's power and toughness become equal to any other creature on the battlefield's power and toughness.

"I'll tell you something, my chappies. Size does matter."
- Hoplard, Squire, recently transformed from three inches tall to sixty feet.

Kibbutz Watchward 
Creature - Dwarf Shaman
Equality - As long as a creature has power and toughness equal to Kibbutz Watchward's power and toughness, each creature with Kibbutz Watchward's power and toughness has Vigilance.

"A dwarf does get lonely you know. . ."
(Art depicting lonely dwarf looking out of the card in a sexy/creepy way)

1/1

Guardian Slight 
Creature - Human Soldier
First Strike
When Guardian Slight enters the battlefield create two 1/1 White Soldier tokens.

"A leader should be able to defeat any of her underlings in single combat. If she can do that and nothing else, then she is a leader."
- Umbramel, Combat Trainer

1/1

Brotherly Insurance 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to casting Brotherly Insurance, sacrifice a creature you control.
Create four X/Y tokens of the sacrificed creature's type. X and Y are equal to the sacrificed creature's power and toughness, respectively.

"We insure that your death shan't be in vain."


Trilephant 
Creature - Elephant

"The Elephant of the Third Quadrant is nothing to be scoffed at. As long and wide as a square with tusks parrallel to the lines themselves - aye, it'll reduce you to zero as soon as look at you!"
(Art depicting Elephant with three straight tusks)

3/8

Double the Dose 
Instant
Gain 4 life, then gain 4 life.

"Some medicine is only effective when you don't know how to take it."

Golden Goat 
Creature - Goat Beast
Defender

"Too huge to move great distances, the peasants of the Fourth Quadrant spend much of their time bringing rations to these enormous and holy beasts. It is said that their sacred and communal bleat will herald the beginning of a Golden Epoch."

7/7

Uncommons 7

Necessity Akita 
Creature - Hound
Equality - At the beginning of each upkeep, if any creature has the same power and toughness as this creature, exile both creatures.

"He comes not when called, but when needed."

2/1

Anticlimactic Binge
Sorcery
Gain six life, then lose one life, then lose one life, then lose one life, then lose one life, then lose one life.

"With the advent of redemption, there is often an unforseen consequence. It is not uncommon, in fact, for the original effect to be entirely negated."

Quartermaster
Creature - Dwarf
Other Dwarves are 1/4.

"Do not give it your all. Give it what it needs."

1/4

Crippling Weakness
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has ": This creature gets -1/-0. Any player may activate this ability."

"Apathy is not given, it is earned!"
- Pentaxeron to slave

Relative Bodies
Enchantment
If you control two or more creatures with the same toughness you may prevent all damage dealt to one, by dealing it to the other.

"My mind will be your mind. My heart will be your heart. My flesh will be your flesh."
- Osveriat Li to Pentaxeron

Preist of Yokur
Creature - Beast Shaman
Equality - As long as a creature has the same power and toughness as this creature, each of those creatures have "These creatures have +3/+3 and are Legendary."

"He remembers Torae Yokur with more than just his mind."

5/5

Herald of the Fifth Quadrant
Creature - Angel Barbarian
Flash, Flying
Put a -1/-1 counter on Herald of the Fifth Quadrant, target creature gets +1/+0 or +0/+1 until end of turn.

"It has begun."
- Svyx G'nies, Elder Scribe

5/5



 

 
Blue

Commons 12

Common Carp 
Creature - Fish

"With fate's majestic fingers 'stretched, my palms extended for the elder brother's caress - his sire and heir and flesh and sense, all resplendent upon the casket of an ancestor known for nothing, loved by the lost, and torn apart by his very crow."

1/1

Crustaceanization 
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant land or point
Enchanted land or point has "Parallel: Lands or Points at the same angle as this land or point have ': This land or point becomes a 0/2 Crab Elemental until end of turn. It is still a land or point.'"

"I have crabs! Crabs I tell you!"
- Lord Walblo

Steam Heal 
Instant
Untap target non-creature permanent you control.

"The finest Point across the Grid! Come and enjoy a weekend at Hectalishe, Nature's Hot Springs. Come full circle before you become so wrecked and tangled that you don't have a choice!"

Starsealed Yokery 
Sorcery
Tap or untap two target permanents that you control.

"As they say: birds of a feather!"
- Poloros, Aven

Sapphire Dove 
Creature - Bird Imp
Flying
Parallel: Permanents at the same angle as this creature have protection from Green.

"It can spot the monstrous hordes of Pentaxeron from squares away. Whether or not it chooses to let us know is up to it."
- Tlayn, Grid Guide

0/1

Nimbulian Tracer 
Creature - Drake
Flying

"And as the dial read upon its stone the sun crept just past every apex and proceeded on the course it had retraced for centuries. At that moment, the likeliest of sovereigns set down her headdress for the penultimate occasion and let all fear fly from her skull, for it had not long to bear." 

1/3

Synchroblast 
Instant
Counter target spell. Then rotate each permanent target player controls to 90 degrees.

"Resigned and realigned. My work is perfection."
- Jalstrom, Grid Wizard

Spinal Inspiration 
Sorcery
Draw 2 cards. Then if each of your permanents is at the same angle, draw one more.

"This will only hurt a little. . ."
- Gralve, Orcish Chiropraetor

Hero's Impotence
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Defender and "Parallel: Each other creature at the same angle as this creature has +0/+2."

"It isn't always about inspiring the soldiers - sometimes all one needs to do is prevent uninspiration."

Liquidous Matron 
Creature - Whale Elemental
Parallel: At the beginning of each upkeep, if this creature is tapped, untap each tapped Blue creature you control.

2/3

Skullular Breach
Instant
Target player puts the top six cards from his or her library into his or her graveyard.

"The coordinates are just about perfect."
- Humbla Kom, Sorcery Surgeon

Mistwater Mates 
Sorcery
Create two 3/3 Blue Whale tokens. Tap them.

Uncommons 7

Revenge of the Council
Sorcery
Target creature's power becomes X where X is its power multiplied by -4, until end of turn.

"We will make Pentaxeron pay for the wreckage of our world!"
- Crihfton Qualk, Speaker of the First House

Delineation
Instant
Target player reveals his or her hand, you may cast the least expensive non-land card in that player's hand without paying its mana cost.

"The quickest way to get from A to B may be a straight line, but it isn't always the most pleasurable."
- Hufi Blax, Pleasure Mage

Pointspeaker
Creature - Snake Wizard
Flash, Vigilance

"Alone they stand, each one point from the others, awaiting the mad force of Pentaxeron."

1/1

Manipulatable Mass
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever another creature becomes tapped, tap enchanted creature. Whenever another creature becomes untapped, untap enchanted creature. 

"If each of your friends were to leap from the river crossing, would you do so as well?"
- Sorin Markov, Five Hundred Years Ago

Octoplot 
Instant
Draw eight cards, then put one card from your hand on top of your library, then put one card from your hand on top of your library, then put one card from your hand on top of your library, then put one card from your hand on top of your library, then put one card from your hand on top of your library, then put one card from your hand on top of your library, then put one card from your hand on top of your library, then put one card from your hand on top of your library.

Shellceror 
Creature - Turtle Artificer
Parallel: Each Artifact at the same angle as this creature is Indestructible.

"Protection comes in many forms. I have mastered them all."

2/6

Follow the Crowd
Enchantment
At the beginning of your endstep, each creature you control assumes the angle that the majority of them are at.

"If we are to maintain our world, unity is the only solution."
- Thycen Drok, Unicognitore



 

 
Black

Commons 12

Accelerated Destiny 
Sorcery
Put the third card from the top of target player's library into his or her graveyard.

"We both knew it would come to this."
- Pentaxeron to the Council of Four

Wicklicker 
Creature - Imp
Flying
You can't cast spells, unless you cast them for their alternative costs.

"Only the finest candles for the gentle-imp. Be sure his dinner is lit by a thousand burning fowl."

2/2

Plainsure 
Instant
Target opponent discards two cards, then draws a card.
Negative - Discard a card, then draw two cards.

"Whips feel good, your embrace hurts, from pain to pleasure my sense converts. . ."

Bonemourner 
Creature - Orc Minion

"With the disappearance of Dylocro a great wave passed for those born by Crocodile. A vehement passion for destruction. For some this was not so much a change, but an upgrade."

2/1

Loaned Loners 
Instant
Create X 2/2 Black Mercenary Tokens with First Strike. Sacrifice X minus 1 of them at the beginning of your next upkeep.

"We'll kill anything for the right price - for the wrong one, we'll only kill one person: the payer."


Crimson Spiller 
Creature - Vampire Ape
Deathtouch
If Crimson Spiller is blocked by two or more creatures each of those creatures gains Deathtouch. (This effect lasts indefinitely).

"When faced with foes too numerous, the Blood Ape'll do what any of us'd do: Bite onto anything she can."
- Florsome Gret, Collegiate Instructro

2/2

Mark of the Spott 
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Spells with X in their cost, cost less to cast if they target enchanted creature.

"Once they brand you, your destiny is sealed."

Necromatician's Ire 
Sorcery
Destroy up to two target creatures.
Negative - : Return up two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

"You will pay for your crimes - and those that you commited them against will sentence you!"

Nigh Fatal Plague 
Instant
Each creature gets -X/-X where X is the highest toughness amongst all creatures minus 1.

"Only the strong survive, or in this case, only the tough." 

Fanged Drain 
Sorcery
Target player loses six life and you gain six life.

"The Vampire of the Grid are generally tolerated by the citizenry - however tensions have been rising since the Disappearance."

Vain Drain 
Instant
Draw six cards and lose six life. 

"Most of the learned will tell you that knowledge lies within the brain, but those of us that suckle the vein know better."

Vrykulus 
Creature - Vampire Beast Shaman
If a spell or ability would cause a player to lose life or draw cards that player loses six life or draws six cards.

Uncommons 7

Bumbling Couple
Instant
Two target creatures lose all abilities until end of turn.

"You do know how to operate this thing, don't you?"
- Skralzax, Last Words

Mana4Lyfe Verlin's Cunning 
Sorcery
Each player loses 2 life.
Negative - Add to your mana pool: You lose 4 life.

"You're right; every life is precious - if by 'every' you mean 'Verlin's.'"
- Verlin

Logical Release
Enchantment
When Logical Release enters the battlefield, choose a number.
Whenever a player casts a spell of the chosen number, sacrifice Logical Release. If you do, that player loses life equal to the number chosen.

"The rules are not always applicable!"
- Unheard-of heresy spoken by Laxec, young lover

Ring of Stained Lips 
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player casts a spell, your total becomes equal to the amount of mana spent to cast that spell.
: Attach Ring of Stained Lips to target player. 

Flowsewn Mask
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
At the beginning of each upkeep choose a positive number. Enchanted creature has +X/-X, where X is the chosen number, until end of turn.

"Hideous, yes. . . Dangerous, also yes."

Hateful Half-Weight
Creature - Orc Berserker
Deathtouch, Trample
The X in Hateful Half-Weight's power and toughness is equal to the number of cards in your opponents' hands. If Hateful Half-Weight's power and/or toughness would be a fraction, round it down.

X/2/X/2

The Last Thrill
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures.
Negative : Return all creature cards from each graveyard to the battlefield under their owner's control.

"If infants could speak, would they tell us that after the womb, it is all downhill? Would they inform us that birth is the most exciting moment of you dull and tawdry lives, and that most of us will never remember this moment?"



Mythic 1

Negative Attitude
Enchantment (M)
Each creature gets x1-1/x-1. (Videlicet, a 3/3 Creature is now a -3/-3 creature. A -6/-6 creature is now a 6/6 creature.) 

"Under Pentaxeron, only the most beautiful shall survive - and Pentaxeron enjoys looking at no one as much as Pentaxeron enjoys looking at Pentaxeron."
- Pentaxeron




 

 
Red

Commons 12

Fractal Flames 
Instant
Fractal Flames deal two damage to each player.
Mandlebrot 1 (Copy the last instant or sorcery card cast one time, each time reduce all numbers on that spell by half. Round down if need be).

"Beauty is often the mask of violence - in this case, the mask hides a lovely death."
- Tygrel, Penultimate Philosopher

Indubitable Pang 
Instant
Indubitable Pang deals 1 damage to target creature or player. If that number would be reduced, it isn't.

"You can not deny what is in your heart, especially if it is a burning bolt of fiery lightning."

Finesse Aflame 
Sorcery
Finesse Aflame deals 2X damage to target creature, where X is the number of spells you have cast this turn.

"The only thing harder than starting, is stopp-"
- Krevble, Pyrodancer

Perpendiculos 
Creature - Elemental
Perpendiculos' power and toughness are equal to the number of creature cards not at the same angle as it.

"After the Disappearance, it is true that the Elemental Beasts have been growing in number. Their odd organic rituals are the cause of much lament amongst both peasant and scholar alike."

*/*

Sorcerer's Lament 
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever you cast a spell, enchanted creature deals one damage to its controller.

"Directionless fury is the only kind worth having."
- Iplo, Rage Mage

Fractalitize 
Instant
Mandlebrot 4 (Copy the last instant or sorcery card cast four times, each time reduce all numbers on that spell by half. Round down if need be).

"Dangerous in the wrong hands? Dangerous in any hands!"
- Ibivan, Recently Handless

Cerebral Perfidy 
Sorcery
Draw 2 cards, then discard 2 cards unless you discard your hand.

Hell Hog 
Creature - Boar Hound

"When the fractal traces verse across the stars, you will know us by our tuskan scars. . ."
- Nineteenth Mantra of the Faithless

4/1

Weighted Strike 
Instant
Weighted Strike deals damage equal to the sum of one target creature's power and toughness to another target creature.

"There is no beast nor fowl that cannot serve a purpose to the Council of Four. We will not accept defeat at the claws of Pentaxeron."
- Ghrit Krormvel, Speaker of the Second House

Pyrodancer 
Creature - Troll Shaman
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, regenerate Pyrodancer.
Whenever you regenerate Pyrodancer, it deals 3 damage to target player

3/3

Preemtive Smash 
Sorcery
Search target library for as many as five colourless cards and put them into that player's graveyard.

"Smash them before they smash you!"
- Hickurs, Goblin Clocksmith

Trollathon 
Sorcery
Create eight 1/1 Red Troll Tokens.

"In response to the disappearance of Taelb, the Goatborn did not react with violence or depression. Instead, they multiplied like mathemagicians."
- Tablarution Variation VII, Article XXI






Rare 1





Tuskskull 
Creature - Minotaur Berserker
Flash, Haste
Whenever Tuskskull deals damage, Mandlebrot X where X is the amount of damage Tuskskull dealt. (Copy the last instant or sorcery card cast two times, each time reduce all numbers on that spell by half. Round down if need be).

"His madness is not quantifiable."

2/2



 

 
Green

Commons 12


Ornery Ocelot 
Creature - Cat
Whenever a spell targets Ornery Ocelot, Sum it until end of turn. (To Sum a creature, make that creatures P/T equal to its P+T).

"I wouldn't wrinkle her whiskers if I were you."
 - Ghopter to Frepre

1/1

Algorithmic Swell 
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If Algorithmic Swell is a copy that creature gets +4/+4 instead.

"Like I always say: The time that is X plus one divided by the lowest possible integer is the charm."

Indisputability 
Sorcery
Put two +1/+1 counters on target permanent.

Honeybreath 
Creature - Bear
Gain 2 life: Regenerate Honeybreath. Any player may activate this ability, but only once each turn, and only when one could cast a sorcery.

2/2

Additional Power 
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is Summed. (Its power and toughness are equal to its printed power plus its printed toughness).

"Danger just became measurable - and I'd say it is about forty feet long, twelve feet high, and probably weighs a little over ten tons."
- Thevas

Manifoldaire 
Creature - Satyr Shaman
: Multiply target creature's power by its toughness. The result is that creatures power until end of turn.

"Simple increase is not enough."

1/1

Quadratic Quest 
Instant
Search your library for four basic lands and reveal them. Put them into your hand and shuffle your library.

"Only through Unity can we destroy the evil by which we are beset!"
- B'tor Jis, Speaker of Fourth House

Gridcrack Sproutling 
Creature - Plant

"The Grid is not a hospitable environment for plantlife, since it is not made of soil. This in turn implies that any life form that takes root on this dryscape will be especially. . . virile."
- Bobquat, Chlorotheorist

1/6

Immutable Cacaphony 
Sorcery
Until end of turn, each creature you control gains +5/+0 and is Indestructible.

"The face of the Grid was like a drum that morning. And it was beaten until it broke. . ."
- Tales of the Grid: Gridwars, Volume III

Surface Defacer 
Creature - Wurm
Whenever Surface Defacer attacks you may sacrifice an untapped Point. If you do, destroy target land.

"She doesn't like mountains."
- Throggle Bok, Wurm Wrestler

3/4

Hare Growth 
Sorcery
Create an 8/8 Green Rabbit token.

"The end is upon us!"
- Jivlits, Mayor of the Carrotfolk

Twice the Vice 
Instant
Destroy 2 target permanents.

"Do you not realize my awesome power? Perhaps this will give you a taste of it!"
- Prefious Xit, about to smash two of Pentaxeron's vases




 

Multi-Colour



Rare 1

Cardinal Nobility 
Enchantment
Whenever a player is dealt damage put that many Blood Counters on Cardinal Nobility.
At the beginning of your upkeep, your life total becomes equal to the number of Blood Counters on Cardinal Nobility.

"What doesn't kill you, makes me stronger. . ."









 

Colourless




Mythic 1

Pentaxeron, Then and Again 
Legendary Artifact Creature - Elemental
At the beginning of each untap step, the active player rotates his or her cards 180 degrees. (Clockwise)(This does not negate the normal 90 degree untap that most permanents will perform during this step).

"You think your world is perfect divided into manageable quadrants? True perfection lies in the madness of my coming."

5/5

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In?
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144543765 wrote:
I was browsing through some cards in gatherer and I noticed something really odd - the transforming cards from Innistrad like Mayor of Avabruck have separate comments and ratings for each side. Isn't that totally stupid? It feels as senseless as having two different pages for each side of a split card or having different pages for Nimble Mongoose with and without threshold.

56965528 wrote:
*mutters under his breath* Squinty's Wife: "What was that!?!?" Umm, I said.... umm..... ahhh.... *another smack upside the head* Squinty's Wife: "Care to try again?" *shakes head vigerously* Squinty's Wife: "That's better." ~SE++ *whimpering*

Current deck goals:

NON-AGGRO, NON-MONO RED deck (Not getting very far with it though)

Standard mono red deck for FNM next Friday

*flips a coin to decide whether to continue paying attention until some explanation is given for this*

Lucky... I'll be watching...
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Sometimes I imagine what Cisnero's life must be like. I imagine cargo pants - every pocket stuffed with coins. I imagine him (I almost said "him or her" but then I decided his gender with through the randomization of a small metal disk) - I imagine him, shopping, purchasing food, choosing which spot to park in, all through this meticulous flipping process. I imagine him asking a girl out, taking her to have a drink or whatever and then asking if she wants to play this fun game. When she responds "Sure." he removes a single quarter from one of his jingling pockets. Then proceeds to flip it repeatedly while she calls it - until she is able to make up an excuse to leave. Will he respond to this post? Only if the Chaotic Gods of Copper and Nickel deem it so. Someday many years from now, in the Dystopian future world, I'll ride my Billy Idol Unicycle past a bedraggled slumbub - He'll be clad in armor made all of the (now worthless) coins of yesterdecade. He'll grin a shiny grin at me as he flips another coin - and I'll know who it was. How could I not?
best x-men movie so far

also, in 

"Go, then. There are other worlds than these." -- Stephen King, The Gunslinger

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This is suspicious.

Out.

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192884403 wrote:
surely one can't say complex conditional passive language is bad grammar ?
Ok I guess I'm supposed to say in so...

I'm in!

A typical   trying to get somewhere in the Multiverse, allons-y?

DOCTOR WHO OOOOOOOOEEOOOOOOOO OOOOOOEEOOOOOOO (I'm weird, cant help it)

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144543765 wrote:
I was browsing through some cards in gatherer and I noticed something really odd - the transforming cards from Innistrad like Mayor of Avabruck have separate comments and ratings for each side. Isn't that totally stupid? It feels as senseless as having two different pages for each side of a split card or having different pages for Nimble Mongoose with and without threshold.

56965528 wrote:
*mutters under his breath* Squinty's Wife: "What was that!?!?" Umm, I said.... umm..... ahhh.... *another smack upside the head* Squinty's Wife: "Care to try again?" *shakes head vigerously* Squinty's Wife: "That's better." ~SE++ *whimpering*

Current deck goals:

NON-AGGRO, NON-MONO RED deck (Not getting very far with it though)

Standard mono red deck for FNM next Friday

Yuna, Sphere Hunter -
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
Whenever Yuna, Sphere Hunter attacks, return target artifact card from a graveyard to play tapped under defending player's control.
Whenever Yuna, Sphere Hunter deals combat damage to a player, you may gain control of target artifact that player controls.
3/3

Uh, I'll move to B-4 and then spend 3 AP to attempt to steal Cisnero's purse!
Hmm, that sounds more like Rikku????
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I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly.
I guess that it's alright, because it's a thread named X2, not a thread named X!
Sure. Personally, I just like X more so X has a stronger mental image in my head. Oh, and waiting to see what stunt/contest Pablo is going to pull with this thread.
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I am Red/White
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I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly.
Professor Xavier, Restrained -
Legendary Creature - Mutant Advisor
When Professor Xavier, Restrained enters play, target opponent puts a black 0/2 mutant creature token into play with "Creatures named Professor Xavier, Restrained don't untap."
, : Tap or untap target permanent.
0/4
Magneto, Master of Magnetism -
Legendary Creature - Mutant Rebel Wizard
Hexproof, Flying
You control all artifacts on the battlefield.
: Put a 0/1 Construct artifact creature token onto the battlefield.
Tap three untapped artifacts: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. If it is a human, search its owner's library for all cards with that name and put them into his or her graveyard.
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Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
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I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly.
Bewilderment Zone
Enchantment
If a player would draw a card for the first time this turn, instead that player draws five cards, then shuffles four cards from his or her hand into his or library.
This thread. 
@metalevolence: Oh come on, can't you read the title of this thread? ô.Ô

Multiplicate With Two -
Sorcery
Target opponent separates all permanents into piles, then you choose one of them. For each permanent in that pile, its controller puts a token into play that's a copy of that permanent.
uh

Doublewilderment Zone
Enchantment
The first two times a player would draw a card this turn, instead that player draws five cards, then shuffles four cards from his or her hand into his or her library.
Bwuh 
Wait, maybe it's a smiley that's devouring something? ô.Ô

Enjoying That You're Eating A Fish -
Instant
Destroy target blue creature. You gain six life.

Edit: Nobody realizes that Pablo simply edits his first post every once in a while! I'm not going to draw people's attention by bumping this thread, so I'll just write this into my last post and continue bothering you with my pms..
Vengfull zombie fish  :Bm:
creature-zombie fish

Persist

if zombie fish comes into play with a -1/-1 counter on it, target creature gets -3/-3 untill the end of the turn.

1/1


So this is a set...?
I LOVE Parallel.

Also, the second Negative example is super cool.

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192884403 wrote:
surely one can't say complex conditional passive language is bad grammar ?
Y'all are so silly, "In" - ha ha. Thank you, Chaos, you really are the best troll because nobody knows you're a troll.

And yeah, Fenix. Thanks. I might try to edit the first one into something like that. I kinda want all of them to be that way, but then it gets all Red, like these would be good Ritual cards. I guess I could maybe do one in Black, like the good ol' days.

Parallel is weird, but X1 has cards that give other cards Orbit, and I'm into that idea. Sometimes I just really want to make a deck with these things. Hopefully at some point I have a Standard Environment, or even an Extended one.

I also realize that these are a lot to take in, so I might do some "Best of. . ." Threads later, because it seems like Kevin isn't around very much? I have to admit a slight twinge of sadness at this. I made up some metaphors but then I erased them. Anyway, if y'all don't comment to my satisfaction, look forward to some "Best ofs" in the near future.

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
don't do Mandelbrot

please?

 

120.6. Some effects replace card draws.

 

why are you here when NGA exists and is just better

Because of the name? Or because its too awesome?

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
What was x1?
because it's absurd. how would Mandelbrot 2, for instance, interact with switcheroo? the first makes you exchange control of a single creature which is already bizarre, and then the second one makes you choose 0 targets. I get what you're going for, but numbers are ued for too many different things.

 

120.6. Some effects replace card draws.

 

why are you here when NGA exists and is just better

Yeah man even I find Mandelbroth to be "too much"

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192884403 wrote:
surely one can't say complex conditional passive language is bad grammar ?
Chaos: X1 was The Euclidean Plane.

Razor: Hmmm, oh, that does put a wrench in my schemes. Hmmm. Let me think about it? And look at all the cool interactions it has with the other cards in the set so far? Like the one I posted earlier?

Fenix.: Nooooooooooooo! 

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
Sometimes I just want to add a clause to my mechanics: "Only use this in a way that won't break the game." And by "Sometimes" I mean "Every single day." Don't ya ever feel that way, Cor(e?)y?

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
Bumbling Couple
Instant
Two target creatures lose all abilities until end of turn.

"You do know how to operate this thing, don't you?"
- Skralzax, Last Words

Verlin's Cunning 
Sorcery
Each player loses 2 life.
Negative - Add to your mana pool: You lose 4 life.

"You're right; every life is precious - if by 'every' you mean 'Verlin's.'"
- Verlin

Logical Release
Enchantment
When Logical Release enters the battlefield, choose a number.
Whenever a player casts a spell of the chosen number, sacrifice Logical Release. If you do, that player loses life equal to the number chosen.

"The rules are not always applicable!"
- Unheard-of heresy spoken by Laxec, young lover

Ring of Stained Lips 
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player casts a spell, your total becomes equal to the amount of mana spent to cast that spell.
: Attach Ring of Stained Lips to target player. 

Flowsewn Mask
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
At the beginning of each upkeep choose a positive number. Enchanted creature has +X/-X, where X is the chosen number, until end of turn.

"Hideous, yes. . . Dangerous, also yes."

Hateful Half-Weight
Creature - Orc Berserker
Deathtouch, Trample
The X in Hateful Half-Weight's power and toughness is equal to the number of cards in your opponents' hands. If Hateful Half-Weight's power and/or toughness would be a fraction, round it down.

X/2/X/2

The Last Thrill
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures.
Negative : Return all creature cards from each graveyard to the battlefield under their owner's control.

"If infants could speak, would they tell us that after the womb, it is all downhill? Would they inform us that birth is the most exciting moment of you dull and tawdry lives, and that most of us will never remember this moment?"

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
So negative is kicker with really terrible and unintuitive wording?
Yes. I mean, wait? Why? Even Cats liked Negative! Cats likes like 1 in 100 cards I make! Why can't I please everyone?

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
I dont understand the negative cards very well, and I'm a genius.
Whenever you cast this spell you may pay its Negative cost. If you do, {effect}.

(You may pay an additional [cost] as you play this spell.) (If you do, {effect})


It IS kicker.
Well, 80% of the mechanics in the game are! But your "negative" mechanic doesn't really make sense for "Verlin's Cunning", what about this? "Each player loses 2 life, then target player gains life equal to the life lost this turn." <--> "Each player gains 2 life, then target player loses life equal to the life gained this turn." Don't make zero-mana versions of Dark Ritual for every color, Matt_Holck did exactly the same thing yesterday and I'm tired of arguing!
So negative is kicker with really terrible and unintuitive wording?



I was thinking split card where the right side does a semi-functional inversion of the left side. (Say, "draw a card" versus "target player puts a card from his or her hand on top of his or her library".)
139359831 wrote:
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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