Target player puts all cards in his or her hand face-down onto the battlefield under that player's control as a green Ooze creature with power and toughness equal to the number of cards in it.
"Don't let your thoughts wander off."
Put the top two cards of your library face-down onto the battlefield as a 2/2 green Ooze creature.
It's dripping with knowledge.
Hey look at my terrible puns.
You can now go ahead and mention all the cards it breaks the game with. Although I think they're an interesting thought experiment, so go ahead and write your expected outcome. Currently one event I don't know what to do with.