If there is a god

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He may want her dead.

Wow.  Poor girl had cancer, a head injury and then mysteriously caught fire. 
If ya can't laugh at a silly farm animal, what can ya do?
Cancer, the gateway to pyromancy.

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List of no-action attacks.
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Phalanx tactics and builds
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s to intentionally miss with
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Retroactive bonus vs Static bonus.
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my builds
F-111 Interdictor Long (200+ squares) distance ally teleporter. With some warlord stuff. Broken in a plot way, not a power way.

Thought Switch Higher level build that grants upto 14 attacks on turn 1. If your allies play along, it's broken.

Elven Critters Crit op with crit generation. 5 of these will end anything. Broken.

King Fisher Optimized net user.  Moderate.

Boominator Fun catch-22 booming blade build with either strong or completely broken damage depending on your reading.

Very Distracting Warlock Lot's of dazing and major penalties to hit. Overpowered.

Pocket Protector Pixie Stealth Knight. Maximizing the defender's aura by being in an ally's/enemy's square.

Yakuza NinjIntimiAdin: Perma-stealth Striker that offers a little protection for ally's, and can intimidate bloodied enemies. Very Strong.

Chargeburgler with cheese Ranged attacks at the end of a charge along with perma-stealth. Solid, could be overpowered if tweaked.

Void Defender Defends giving a penalty to hit anyone but him, then removing himself from play. Can get somewhat broken in epic.

Scry and Die Attacking from around corners, while staying hidden. Moderate to broken, depending on the situation.

Skimisher Fly in, attack, and fly away. Also prevents enemies from coming close. Moderate to Broken depending on the enemy, but shouldn't make the game un-fun, as the rest of your team is at risk, and you have enough weaknesses.

Indestructible Simply won't die, even if you sleep though combat.  One of THE most abusive character in 4e.

Sir Robin (Bravely Charge Away) He automatically slows and pushes an enemy (5 squares), while charging away. Hard to rate it's power level, since it's terrain dependent.

Death's Gatekeeper A fun twist on a healic, making your party "unkillable". Overpowered to Broken, but shouldn't actually make the game un-fun, just TPK proof.

Death's Gatekeeper mk2, (Stealth Edition) Make your party "unkillable", and you hidden, while doing solid damage. Stronger then the above, but also easier for a DM to shut down. Broken, until your DM get's enough of it.

Domination and Death Dominate everything then kill them quickly. Only works @ 30, but is broken multiple ways.

Battlemind Mc Prone-Daze Protecting your allies by keeping enemies away. Quite powerful.

The Retaliator Getting hit deals more damage to the enemy then you receive yourself, and you can take plenty of hits. Heavy item dependency, Broken.

Dead Kobold Transit Teleports 98 squares a turn, and can bring someone along for the ride. Not fully built, so i can't judge the power.

Psilent Guardian Protect your allies, while being invisible. Overpowered, possibly broken.

Rune of Vengance Do lot's of damage while boosting your teams. Strong to slightly overpowered.

Charedent BarrageA charging ardent. Fine in a normal team, overpowered if there are 2 together, and easily broken in teams of 5.

Super Knight A tough, sticky, high damage knight. Strong.

Super Duper Knight Basically the same as super knight with items, making it far more broken.

Mora, the unkillable avenger Solid damage, while being neigh indestuctable. Overpowered, but not broken.

Swordburst Maximus At-Will Close Burst 3 that slide and prones. Protects allies with off actions. Strong, possibly over powered with the right party.

God works in trollish ways?
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Divine lolz ftw.
If ya can't laugh at a silly farm animal, what can ya do?
That's pretty terrible.

                                                                                                                                                                                        <----- Loser.


 Well, she ain't a celebrity and she ain't dead, so don't blame me...

Show

I am the Magic Man.

(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.)

 

I am the Lawnmower Man.

(I AM GOD HERE!)

 

I am the Skull God.

(Koo Koo Ka Choo)

 

There are reasons they call me Mad...

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for fact.  bad things do not happen to nice people...and there are presents.

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I've snipped some posts due to religious content being against the CoC, found here - http://company.wizards.com/conduct .

Let's avoid that topic  - it usually deevolves pretty fast. 
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for fact.  bad things do not happen to nice people...and there are presents.



You make no sense. Gve your self 30 lashes.
President of the OTTer Research Council on the Universe
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for fact.  bad things do not happen to nice people...and there are presents.



You make no sense. Gve your self 30 lashes.

Yes Krampus

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Wow...really not funny.

Then again, such comments are par for the course for some people around here.

The fire was most likely caused by the alcohol fumes, combined with either a spark of static electricity or combining with something that was in the paint she was using (chemical combustion).
Wow...really not funny.

Then again, such comments are par for the course for some people around here.

The fire was most likely caused by the alcohol fumes, combined with either a spark of static electricity or combining with something that was in the paint she was using (chemical combustion).


You have faith in this?
President of the OTTer Research Council on the Universe
Fath in.....what exactly?  Please be specific so that I can give a proper response.

Thanks.
Wow...really not funny.

Then again, such comments are par for the course for some people around here.

The fire was most likely caused by the alcohol fumes, combined with either a spark of static electricity or combining with something that was in the paint she was using (chemical combustion).



What's not funny?
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[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

The beginning statement:  If there is a god, He may want her dead.

I do not find that amusing in the least.  However, given the proclivities and lack of manners/taste of some people in this forum, I'm not surprised to see it.

Yes, I've been away for a while.  I've been busy developing my first novel, and am on the road to publication.  I let my membership lapse because of the hype (undeserved, imho) over D&D Next, but realized that 4e is (as they said in Monty Python and the Holy Grail) "not quite dead."  I have also found sources of material that seem compatible with 4e AND my vision of the game.  These will help me in many ways as aids to my imagination.

It's reasonably nice to be back.
The beginning statement:  If there is a god, He may want her dead.

I do not find that amusing in the least.  However, given the proclivities and lack of manners/taste of some people in this forum, I'm not surprised to see it.

The title could be true.

Yes, I've been away for a while.  I've been busy developing my first novel, and am on the road to publication.  I let my membership lapse because of the hype (undeserved, imho) over D&D Next, but realized that 4e is (as they said in Monty Python and the Holy Grail) "not quite dead."  I have also found sources of material that seem compatible with 4e AND my vision of the game.  These will help me in many ways as aids to my imagination.

Give it time. It'll die.
It's reasonably nice to be back.

Give us time.  

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Fath in.....what exactly?  Please be specific so that I can give a proper response.

Thanks.


In your "explanations" as to why she flamed up. The title sounds more plausible.
President of the OTTer Research Council on the Universe
First off, death was never part of the deal that God put together.  We were all destined to live forever with Him.  It was only when Adam and Eve sinned that death came into the picture (yes, both of them; the Bible makes clear, btw, that it was Adam's fault:  Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned (Romans 5:12)).  Furthermore, God has no desire for anyone to die, either physically or spiritually:  The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. (2 Peter 3:9)  Therefore, Hipster Dog's statement is absolutely untrue.

It would only be true if God Almighty, Yah'Veh Elohim, were as depraved as Hipster Dog seems to be, which He is not.  Having been gone for a good while, it would not surprise me to learn that Hipster Dog is Goldomark in yet another disguise.

I am reasonably sure that my explanation, that of chemical combustion (possibly accelerated by the presence of pure oxygen) is the real answer.  However, we should wait until the investigation is complete before commenting further.

However, I will say that if a natural explanation is lacking, it does not mean that "God wants her dead."  That would be confusion, and God Almighty is NOT the author of confusion.  Rather Satan is the author of confusion (I Corinthians 14:33), the one who seeks the death of all of us, not just Christians.  Read the Book of Job for insight.

Peace.
First off, death was never part of the deal that God put together.  We were all destined to live forever with Him.

Not really. He didn't want us to eat fromthe Tree of Life so he cast us off Eden.  

It was only when Adam and Eve sinned that death came into the picture (yes, both of them; the Bible makes clear, btw, that it was Adam's fault:  Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned (Romans 5:12)).  Furthermore, God has no desire for anyone to die, either physically or spiritually:  The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. (2 Peter 3:9)  Therefore, Hipster Dog's statement is absolutely untrue.

It would only be true if God Almighty, Yah'Veh Elohim, were as depraved as Hipster Dog seems to be, which He is not.  Having been gone for a good while, it would not surprise me to learn that Hipster Dog is Goldomark in yet another disguise.

I am reasonably sure that my explanation, that of chemical combustion (possibly accelerated by the presence of pure oxygen) is the real answer.  However, we should wait until the investigation is complete before commenting further.

However, I will say that if a natural explanation is lacking, it does not mean that "God wants her dead."  That would be confusion, and God Almighty is NOT the author of confusion.  Rather Satan is the author of confusion (I Corinthians 14:33), the one who seeks the death of all of us, not just Christians.  Read the Book of Job for insight.

Peace.

I worship a vengeful and wrathful God. He punishes those who have sinned. Like that girl. Learn to fear him to save your soul. Those who fear not God will commit sins. 

And bake cakes that resemble the Devil.

President of the OTTer Research Council on the Universe
I'd like to thank Iqwinn for getting this thread shut down.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
I'd like to thank Iqwinn for getting this thread shut down.


Do you fear The Lord?
President of the OTTer Research Council on the Universe
I am the one and only true Lord.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
I'd like to thank Iqwinn for getting this thread shut down.


Do you fear The Lord?

As The Lord giveth, so shall he taketh away.  grehnhewe 4:20

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I am the one and only true Lord.


*Gasp*

Blasphemer! 
President of the OTTer Research Council on the Universe
I'd like to thank Iqwinn for getting this thread shut down.


Do you fear The Lord?

As The Lord giveth, so shall he taketh away.  grehnhewe 4:20


*Gasp*

False prophet!
President of the OTTer Research Council on the Universe
God didn't want Adam & Eve to eat from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil because it would kill us:  But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die. (Genesis 2:17)

If the ORCs were serious about religion not being allowed as a topic, they would have shut down this thread before the first reply came out.  As it is, hits against Christianity seem to be fair game.

Edit:  Corrected Scripture reference
I am the one and only true Lord.


*Gasp*

Blasphemer! 


Bow before your Squirrel God or I'll strike you dead!

 
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
God didn't want Adam & Eve to eat from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil because it would kill us:  But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. (Genesis 3:3)

If the ORCs were serious about religion not being allowed as a topic, they would have shut down this thread before the first reply came out.  As it is, hits against Christianity seem to be fair game.


Then stop spreading lies about our Lord and Savior. Repent and fear him. 
President of the OTTer Research Council on the Universe
I'd like to thank Iqwinn for getting this thread shut down.


Do you fear The Lord?

As The Lord giveth, so shall he taketh away.  grehnhewe 4:20


*Gasp*

False prophet!

It is only in those that find me genuine whom I am interested.

Chelsea FC - winner of 2012 FA Cup and Champions League Champions of Europe! Three Lions Resident Footie
I am the one and only true Lord.


*Gasp*

Blasphemer! 


Bow before your Squirrel God or I'll strike you dead!

 


Vade retro!

 
President of the OTTer Research Council on the Universe
God didn't want Adam & Eve to eat from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil because it would kill us:  But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. (Genesis 3:3)

If the ORCs were serious about religion not being allowed as a topic, they would have shut down this thread before the first reply came out.  As it is, hits against Christianity seem to be fair game.

You know, God isn't a Christian only thing. Now bow before me, your true God.

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
I'd like to thank Iqwinn for getting this thread shut down.


Do you fear The Lord?

As The Lord giveth, so shall he taketh away.  grehnhewe 4:20


*Gasp*

False prophet!

It is only in those that find me genuine whom I am interested.



There is nothing genune abut you! You're a Brit who immigrated to the US. You are not a genuine United-Statians.
President of the OTTer Research Council on the Universe
I am the one and only true Lord.


*Gasp*

Blasphemer! 


Bow before your Squirrel God or I'll strike you dead!

 


Vade retro!

 


Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Ummm... burrito!
President of the OTTer Research Council on the Universe
I'd like to thank Iqwinn for getting this thread shut down.


Do you fear The Lord?

As The Lord giveth, so shall he taketh away.  grehnhewe 4:20


*Gasp*

False prophet!

It is only in those that find me genuine whom I am interested.



There is nothing genune abut you! You're a Brit who immigrated to the US. You are not a genuine United-Statians.


Call immigration on him!!! 
Damn brits always trying to invade everything.  
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Leslie Nielsen

I liked him, he was hilariously funny, even when he was serious in movies like Forbidden Planet.
I'd like to thank Iqwinn for getting this thread shut down.


Do you fear The Lord?

As The Lord giveth, so shall he taketh away.  grehnhewe 4:20


*Gasp*

False prophet!

It is only in those that find me genuine whom I am interested.



There is nothing genune abut you! You're a Brit who immigrated to the US. You are not a genuine United-Statians.

The States seemed the most pliable place to further my prophetic career.

Chelsea FC - winner of 2012 FA Cup and Champions League Champions of Europe! Three Lions Resident Footie
God didn't want Adam & Eve to eat from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil because it would kill us:  But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die. (Genesis 2:17)


Personally, I'd rather gain some understanding of the world around me and die a free man than live for an eternity blinded and enslaved.
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Resident Invisible Man Lurker in the House of Trolls A Testament to My Glory
God didn't want Adam & Eve to eat from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil because it would kill us:  But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die. (Genesis 2:17)


Personally, I'd rather gain some understanding of the world around me and die a free man than live for an eternity blinded and enslaved.


Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.


How am I blinded and enslaved?  Serious question here.
Leslie Nielsen

I liked him, he was hilariously funny, even when he was serious in movies like Forbidden Planet.

Love the Tempest!

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