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So today I went to FNM and they had these delicious bagels.    I mean, really delicious.  Like, trade-a-foil-goyf-for-one delicious.  So I ate one of them and went 2-1.  Have you ever eaten a bagel while playing magic?  Has it improved your gameplay? 

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139359831 wrote:
I hope all this helps you to see things in a greater light—and understand that Magic: the Gathering was really created by extraterrestials using Richard Garfield as a medium. The game itself reflects the socio-psycho realtivity between living beings, and the science that takes precedence over them—to define reality for them all (like telekinesis, weather, scientific reaction, phenomenon, ingenuity, how the brain works, etc.). I'd also bet there is an entity floating thousands of miles above us, looking down on the current state of game, shaking its fist like... "Wtf are you doing?! You're getting it all screwed up!". Awkward—to be evolved, and yet still subject to the ladder that is the concepts of the game. In this case, misconception, corruption, and deception. With the realities of each color becoming distorted (through oblivious designers), leading the game to reflect a false state of reality that warps the understanding that other people have about those things. For example, people thinking that white could be anything except pure good. This shouldn't be too far off though, I mean...Magic is designed based on reality after all, so that entity (those entities) should be subject to those things. Anyways, I guess when you're busy doing space stuff you can't always be around to ensure quality control. It's no wonder they choose Garfield, they're so much alike; that's exactly what happened to him and Magic.
166199665 wrote:
omg snortng so much febbdelicious /intocixated in rl
I love bagels. Like, really love bagels. But to be frank, i've never had a bagel while playing magic. I usually eat bagels in the morning and play magic in the afternoon and night times. I think I will have to start documenting the times in which I eat bagels and assess how they effect my magical abilities. 
I love bagels. Like, really love bagels. But to be frank, i've never had a bagel while playing magic. I usually eat bagels in the morning and play magic in the afternoon and night times. I think I will have to start documenting the times in which I eat bagels and assess how they effect my magical abilities. 


Don't bother, just go with how you FELT that bagels affected your magic.  It's how it works for mulligans.

Why does everyone think I'm phantom lancer? QFT:

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139359831 wrote:
I hope all this helps you to see things in a greater light—and understand that Magic: the Gathering was really created by extraterrestials using Richard Garfield as a medium. The game itself reflects the socio-psycho realtivity between living beings, and the science that takes precedence over them—to define reality for them all (like telekinesis, weather, scientific reaction, phenomenon, ingenuity, how the brain works, etc.). I'd also bet there is an entity floating thousands of miles above us, looking down on the current state of game, shaking its fist like... "Wtf are you doing?! You're getting it all screwed up!". Awkward—to be evolved, and yet still subject to the ladder that is the concepts of the game. In this case, misconception, corruption, and deception. With the realities of each color becoming distorted (through oblivious designers), leading the game to reflect a false state of reality that warps the understanding that other people have about those things. For example, people thinking that white could be anything except pure good. This shouldn't be too far off though, I mean...Magic is designed based on reality after all, so that entity (those entities) should be subject to those things. Anyways, I guess when you're busy doing space stuff you can't always be around to ensure quality control. It's no wonder they choose Garfield, they're so much alike; that's exactly what happened to him and Magic.
166199665 wrote:
omg snortng so much febbdelicious /intocixated in rl
I love bagels. Like, really love bagels. But to be frank, i've never had a bagel while playing magic. I usually eat bagels in the morning and play magic in the afternoon and night times. I think I will have to start documenting the times in which I eat bagels and assess how they effect my magical abilities. 


Don't bother, just go with how you FELT that bagels affected your magic.  It's how it works for mulligans.


That's true. 

We'll have the 3 factors in which bagels cause magic losses: Cream Cheese and lox; taylor ham, egg and cheese; or toasted with butter. 
What type of bagel was it?

I've never actually eaten one while playing cards but i can see it being absolutely delicious.

By the way, what type of deck did you play and how did it perform?
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What type of bagel was it?

I've never actually eaten one while playing cards but i can see it being absolutely delicious.

By the way, what type of deck did you play and how did it perform?


It was a pretty aggressive deck, but it had a strong lategame too.

Why does everyone think I'm phantom lancer? QFT:

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139359831 wrote:
I hope all this helps you to see things in a greater light—and understand that Magic: the Gathering was really created by extraterrestials using Richard Garfield as a medium. The game itself reflects the socio-psycho realtivity between living beings, and the science that takes precedence over them—to define reality for them all (like telekinesis, weather, scientific reaction, phenomenon, ingenuity, how the brain works, etc.). I'd also bet there is an entity floating thousands of miles above us, looking down on the current state of game, shaking its fist like... "Wtf are you doing?! You're getting it all screwed up!". Awkward—to be evolved, and yet still subject to the ladder that is the concepts of the game. In this case, misconception, corruption, and deception. With the realities of each color becoming distorted (through oblivious designers), leading the game to reflect a false state of reality that warps the understanding that other people have about those things. For example, people thinking that white could be anything except pure good. This shouldn't be too far off though, I mean...Magic is designed based on reality after all, so that entity (those entities) should be subject to those things. Anyways, I guess when you're busy doing space stuff you can't always be around to ensure quality control. It's no wonder they choose Garfield, they're so much alike; that's exactly what happened to him and Magic.
166199665 wrote:
omg snortng so much febbdelicious /intocixated in rl
What type of bagel was it?

I've never actually eaten one while playing cards but i can see it being absolutely delicious.

By the way, what type of deck did you play and how did it perform?


It was a pretty aggressive deck, but it had a strong lategame too.



Partner you mentioned you like fancy cats, what kind of cat you got anyways?

What type of bagel was it?

I've never actually eaten one while playing cards but i can see it being absolutely delicious.

By the way, what type of deck did you play and how did it perform?


It was a pretty aggressive deck, but it had a strong lategame too.



Partner you mentioned you like fancy cats, what kind of cat you got anyways?



I don't own any cats.

Why does everyone think I'm phantom lancer? QFT:

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139359831 wrote:
I hope all this helps you to see things in a greater light—and understand that Magic: the Gathering was really created by extraterrestials using Richard Garfield as a medium. The game itself reflects the socio-psycho realtivity between living beings, and the science that takes precedence over them—to define reality for them all (like telekinesis, weather, scientific reaction, phenomenon, ingenuity, how the brain works, etc.). I'd also bet there is an entity floating thousands of miles above us, looking down on the current state of game, shaking its fist like... "Wtf are you doing?! You're getting it all screwed up!". Awkward—to be evolved, and yet still subject to the ladder that is the concepts of the game. In this case, misconception, corruption, and deception. With the realities of each color becoming distorted (through oblivious designers), leading the game to reflect a false state of reality that warps the understanding that other people have about those things. For example, people thinking that white could be anything except pure good. This shouldn't be too far off though, I mean...Magic is designed based on reality after all, so that entity (those entities) should be subject to those things. Anyways, I guess when you're busy doing space stuff you can't always be around to ensure quality control. It's no wonder they choose Garfield, they're so much alike; that's exactly what happened to him and Magic.
166199665 wrote:
omg snortng so much febbdelicious /intocixated in rl
What type of bagel was it?

I've never actually eaten one while playing cards but i can see it being absolutely delicious.

By the way, what type of deck did you play and how did it perform?


It was a pretty aggressive deck, but it had a strong lategame too.



Partner you mentioned you like fancy cats, what kind of cat you got anyways?



I don't own any cats.



Oh, fancy that...
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Why does everyone think I'm phantom lancer? QFT:

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139359831 wrote:
I hope all this helps you to see things in a greater light—and understand that Magic: the Gathering was really created by extraterrestials using Richard Garfield as a medium. The game itself reflects the socio-psycho realtivity between living beings, and the science that takes precedence over them—to define reality for them all (like telekinesis, weather, scientific reaction, phenomenon, ingenuity, how the brain works, etc.). I'd also bet there is an entity floating thousands of miles above us, looking down on the current state of game, shaking its fist like... "Wtf are you doing?! You're getting it all screwed up!". Awkward—to be evolved, and yet still subject to the ladder that is the concepts of the game. In this case, misconception, corruption, and deception. With the realities of each color becoming distorted (through oblivious designers), leading the game to reflect a false state of reality that warps the understanding that other people have about those things. For example, people thinking that white could be anything except pure good. This shouldn't be too far off though, I mean...Magic is designed based on reality after all, so that entity (those entities) should be subject to those things. Anyways, I guess when you're busy doing space stuff you can't always be around to ensure quality control. It's no wonder they choose Garfield, they're so much alike; that's exactly what happened to him and Magic.
166199665 wrote:
omg snortng so much febbdelicious /intocixated in rl
Yeah, I just took a name similar to catowner's because right before he got banned from here, he had caused a ton of drama in standard general, and as a former lurker making my first account, I saw the perfect opportunity to capitalize on it.  And then he came back as felis, and it started even more drama.  It was beautiful.



If I knew about all you creepy cat people in this here forum I would have never signed me up. But here I am. I just gotta ask is it all worth it at the end of the day. When I was a magazine editor we had a jokerface in our office as well. He was a writer, and a damn good one, did the fleas and ticks article every month and won several prestigious cat awards (but that's a story for another time). The guy owned about 27 cats and went nuts one day and never showed up for work. The guy lived and breathed cats and if I'm not mistaken Cato...that man was You.
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