How do you take your coffee?

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
a mask everyone has at least two of, one they wear in public and another they wear in private.....
As soon as I read the thread title I was thinking please dont let this be about coffee enemas please dont let this be about coffee enemas, NOOOOOOOOOO!
I should have known better, I really should have. 
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There are better, more fun things to stick up your butt other than coffee...
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That just sounds.... odd and uncomfortable. 
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That just sounds.... odd and uncomfortable. 


Not any more uncomfortable than any other enema.

Not that I know what it feels like, 'cause I don't.
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That just sounds.... odd and uncomfortable. 


Not any more uncomfortable than any other enema.

Not that I know what it feels like, 'cause I don't.


I do. As a kid I had many issues with food which caused issues with going to the bathroom so I had enemas. I found them uncomfortable and so I'm not sure why anyone would want to do that willingly for enjoyment. That sounds so.... odd to me. 
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That just sounds.... odd and uncomfortable. 


Not any more uncomfortable than any other enema.

Not that I know what it feels like, 'cause I don't.


I do. As a kid I had many issues with food which caused issues with going to the bathroom so I had enemas. I found them uncomfortable and so I'm not sure why anyone would want to do that willingly for enjoyment. That sounds so.... odd to me. 


Your enemas weren't made of warm coffee, I suppose. 
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That just sounds.... odd and uncomfortable. 


Not any more uncomfortable than any other enema.

Not that I know what it feels like, 'cause I don't.


I do. As a kid I had many issues with food which caused issues with going to the bathroom so I had enemas. I found them uncomfortable and so I'm not sure why anyone would want to do that willingly for enjoyment. That sounds so.... odd to me. 


You were a kid then.
And porn stars do it for enjoyment... and they get paid too!
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
That just sounds.... odd and uncomfortable. 


Not any more uncomfortable than any other enema.

Not that I know what it feels like, 'cause I don't.


I do. As a kid I had many issues with food which caused issues with going to the bathroom so I had enemas. I found them uncomfortable and so I'm not sure why anyone would want to do that willingly for enjoyment. That sounds so.... odd to me. 

You know what sounds odd to me? Enema stories. Some things shouldn't be shared.

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
I hope these people put 175 degree coffee up there just once.
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I hope these people put 175 degree coffee up there just once.

175 Celsius.
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I hope these people put 175 degree coffee up there just once.

175 Celsius.



lol ,I was just about to say the same thing.
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 I wonder if we could sue them for not having the "Warning: Contents hot" disclaimer tattooed on their butts... There might be money in this, lol.

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There are reasons they call me Mad...

That just sounds.... odd and uncomfortable. 


Not any more uncomfortable than any other enema.

Not that I know what it feels like, 'cause I don't.


I do. As a kid I had many issues with food which caused issues with going to the bathroom so I had enemas. I found them uncomfortable and so I'm not sure why anyone would want to do that willingly for enjoyment. That sounds so.... odd to me. 

You know what sounds odd to me? Enema stories. Some things shouldn't be shared.


Yeah. Glad the colon cleansing fad is over. Definitely not something I want to hear about at the water cooler.
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 Yeah. Glad the colon cleansing fad is over. Definitely not something I want to hear about at the water cooler.


Then walk away from the water cooler.
See how easy that was?
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?
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I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
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So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?


I'm old, so I have a ton of stories.
But I take my coffee the old-fashioned way... in a mug.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?


I'm old, so I have a ton of stories.
But I take my coffee the old-fashioned way... in a mug.


Like 2 girls 1 cup?
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Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?


I'm old, so I have a ton of stories.
But I take my coffee the old-fashioned way... in a mug.


Like 2 girls 1 cup?


No.
Not like that at all.
I'm a freak, but that's where I draw the line.
No poo for Hoodsie.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?


I'm old, so I have a ton of stories.
But I take my coffee the old-fashioned way... in a mug.

I've seen bottle being used. You're the first person I've heard of inserting a mug.

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?


I'm old, so I have a ton of stories.
But I take my coffee the old-fashioned way... in a mug.

I've seen bottle being used. Yuo're the first person I've heard of inserting a mug.



"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
No.
Not like that at all.
I'm a freak, but that's where I draw the line.
No poo for Hoodsie.



dood, 2G1C was fake fake totally fake.

I've seen bottle being used. You're the first person I've heard of inserting a mug.



Well, 1G1J is close but not a mug specifically ... 
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Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?


I'm old, so I have a ton of stories.
But I take my coffee the old-fashioned way... in a mug.


Like 2 girls 1 cup?


I have yet to be able to fit two girls into one cup, even after I used a blender and one of those giant slurpee cups from seven eleven.
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Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?


I'm old, so I have a ton of stories.
But I take my coffee the old-fashioned way... in a mug.


Like 2 girls 1 cup?


I have yet to be able to fit two girls into one cup, even after I used a blender and one of those giant slurpee cups from seven eleven.



Did you strain out the bone chunks? That's what takes up all the space.
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If he was using a proper blender there wouldn't be any chunks. 
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No.
Not like that at all.
I'm a freak, but that's where I draw the line.
No poo for Hoodsie.



dood, 2G1C was fake fake totally fake.


No, unfortunately it wasn't.

I know the website it came from, and that website is noted for its.... extreme acts.
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If he was using a proper blender there wouldn't be any chunks. 


Or use younger, thinner girls.
*shrug*
I always de-bone mine beforehand anyway.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
dood, it was chocolate.  Director said he sometimes does that cuz peeps won't eat the other stuff.  So fake fake totally fake.  1 Guy 1 Jar, though, certainly seems real.  Check it out if you have a minute and can find it.  It's ... something.
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dood, it was chocolate.  Director said he sometimes does that cuz peeps won't eat the other stuff.  So fake fake totally fake.  1 Guy 1 Jar, though, certainly seems real.  Check it out if you have a minute and can find it.  It's ... something.


I am inclined to believe it was fake. The way that stuff came out it made me think of ice cream. But I bet the vomit was real. 
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Yeah well, I've been to that site, and I've seen it being eaten right from the tap... and it wasn't chocolate.
No, wasn't chocolate at all...
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Yeah well, I've been to that site, and I've seen it being eaten right from the tap... and it wasn't chocolate.
No, wasn't chocolate at all...



How do you know, brah?  Did you taste it?
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I am inclined to believe it was fake. The way that stuff came out it made me think of ice cream. But I bet the vomit was real. 



Yup.  It was like a sorbet or mousse.
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[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

Yeah well, I've been to that site, and I've seen it being eaten right from the tap... and it wasn't chocolate.
No, wasn't chocolate at all...


Why do you watch that?
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Yeah well, I've been to that site, and I've seen it being eaten right from the tap... and it wasn't chocolate.
No, wasn't chocolate at all...



How do you know, brah?  Did you taste it?


No, but it's kinda hard to fake... stuff emerging from.. somewhere.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Yeah well, I've been to that site, and I've seen it being eaten right from the tap... and it wasn't chocolate.
No, wasn't chocolate at all...


Why do you watch that?


There are other things on the site I watch.
It's like a train wreck, no matter how much you want to avert your eyes, you just can't...
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
No, but it's kinda hard to fake... stuff emerging from.. somewhere.



Not really.  Insert, expel.  Srsly, the director said he does it.
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Oh, so you're saying that it would be like drinking coffee?
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56788208 wrote:
I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
Tempest_Stormwind on Character Optimization
So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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