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Or so I've heard. Can anyone provide proof or debunking?

If true... Beer-flavored Ho-Hos! And I won't even have to pay extra for that.
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I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
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So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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if the two investment firms -- C. Dean Metropoulos & Co. and Apollo Global Management also own PBR then yes...otherwise no

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Beer flavored Ho-Hos? Since when is PBR considered beer?
Well, I was going to say "urine-flavored Ding-Dongs", but that wouldn't be ironic.
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56788208 wrote:
I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
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So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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Well, I was going to say "urine-flavored Ding-Dongs", but that wouldn't be ironic.


It wouldn't be ironic, but it would be accurate. 
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Hostess and PBR? A match made in heaven, that.

They could use packaging tape and put the Twinkies right on the beer can.

Call it a redneck snack or something.

Oh the possibilities...
Hostess and PBR? A match made in heaven, that.

They could use packaging tape and put the Twinkies right on the beer can.

Call it a redneck snack or something.

Oh the possibilities...

How often do you eat out of dumpsters?

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My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Someone who eats out of dumpsters will have tastes far too refined to even allow them to contemplate drinking PBR. Only trailer trash and hipsters are tasteless enough to drink it.
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How often do you eat out of dumpsters?

Can't say that I have, but since you're so kind to offer, what's on the menu?

Only trailer trash and hipsters are tasteless enough to drink it.

You need to find better friends.

That said, I would imagine that, unlike hipsters, trailer trash at least know how to drink PBR correctly.
That said, I would imagine that, unlike hipsters, trailer trash at least know how to drink PBR correctly.



Well, since the correct way to drink PBR is 'not at all', I don't think you're on the mark here.

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Can't say that I have, but since you're so kind to offer, what's on the menu?

Hostess products and PBR.

You need to find better friends.

That said, I would imagine that, unlike hipsters, trailer trash at least know how to drink PBR correctly.

Straight from the septic tank it was brewed in?

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
I think he means "When they're already so drunk their taste buds went on strike."
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56788208 wrote:
I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
Tempest_Stormwind on Character Optimization
So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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I think he means "When they're already so drunk their taste buds went on strike."

No, I'm pretty sure he meant that the right way to drink PBR is straight out of the septic tank it was brewed in.

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Well, since the correct way to drink PBR is 'not at all', I don't think you're on the mark here.


Why I otta!

Can't say that I have, but since you're so kind to offer, what's on the menu?

Hostess products and PBR.

Do you prefer everything used?

Wait...you wear recycled tires on your feet.

I begin to understand.

That said, I would imagine that, unlike hipsters, trailer trash at least know how to drink PBR correctly.

Straight from the septic tank it was brewed in?

Even the trailer bound put limits on the concept of "don't use it until it's been used". Maybe they need to spend more time swimming in the ocean? I dunno.

Hostess and PBR? A match made in heaven, that.

They could use packaging tape and put the Twinkies right on the beer can.

Call it a redneck snack or something.

Oh the possibilities...



You like PBR too? Somehow im not suprised.
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Well, since the correct way to drink PBR is 'not at all', I don't think you're on the mark here.


Why I otta!

Admit that he is right?
 Do you prefer everything used?

Wait...you wear recycled tires on your feet.

I begin to understand.

That makes absolutely no sense. Drinking PBR has damaged your brain. 


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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
You like PBR too? Somehow im not suprised.

I liked PBR before Zombie_Babies knew he was supposed to hate it.
I liked PBR before Zombie_Babies knew he was supposed to hate it.



Hey man, I've had the stuff.  I'd have liked it, too ... if I never had beer before.  Ok, that's a lie.  I never would have liked it.
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Only trailer trash and hipsters are tasteless enough to drink it.


I drink it.
And I am not a hipster, trailer trash, or tasteless.
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At least one of those is up for debate. 
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It all makes sense now, Mr M and RH are the same person! 



Don't ever, ever, EVER insult me like that again!
EVER!
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I drink it.
And I am not a hipster, trailer trash, or tasteless.



Lets take us a looksee here:

Do you drink it ironically?  No.
Do you live in a trailer? No.

Well pal, that only leaves one.  Looks like you're tasteless.  ;)
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I drink it.
And I am not a hipster, trailer trash, or tasteless.



Lets take us a looksee here:

Do you drink it ironically?  No.
Do you live in a trailer? No.

Well pal, that only leaves one.  Looks like you're tasteless.  ;)


Well...
...
Yeah.

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It all makes sense now, Mr M and RH are the same person! 



Don't ever, ever, EVER insult me like that again!
EVER!

Wow! Thou shalt not have a PBR or

That's OK. More for me.

It all makes sense now, Mr M and RH are the same person! 



Don't ever, ever, EVER insult me like that again!
EVER!

Wow! Thou shalt not have a PBR or

That's OK. More for me.



Oh, I like PBR, and drink it frequently.
Those guys are always clownin' me over it.

I just don't want to be confused with you.
See, I'm way cooler than you.
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  You can't be cool if you drink PBR.  Hipsters drink PBR, brah.
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  You can't be cool if you drink PBR.  Hipsters drink PBR, brah.


"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
  You can't be cool if you drink PBR.  Hipsters drink PBR, brah.

I remember when it was said you can't be cool if you use the internet, because nerds use the internet.

Hipsters will never enjoy an apotheosis into awesome like nerds did, but PBR will some day shed its unasked for skin of Hipster-deposited weltschmerz.




Don't hate the messenger, brah.  Hate your b0rked up tastebuds. 

I remember when it was said you can't be cool if you use the internet, because nerds use the internet.

Hipsters will never enjoy an apotheosis into awesome like nerds did, but PBR will some day shed its unasked for skin of Hipster-deposited weltschmerz.




That would be possible if PBR were notable for anything aside from it's awfulness.  It's ingested, for the most part, out of irony - not a craving for its taste.  There's nothing there to lead it from the depths.  The bottom is where it belongs.
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People who drink PBR aren't hipsters. They're people who want to be hipster and think hipsters drink PBR. Or they're just poor and thirsty and wanna catch a .5 hour buzz.

All the hipsters I know have aged past their poor years and now drink real beer or are still poor and drink Miller High Life.

Also, seriously, only outsiders think irony+hipsterdom are still connected.

~Ex Billyburg Bartender

I found Carmen Sandiego before you were born unless you're Zlehtnoba.

People who drink PBR aren't hipsters. They're people who want to be hipster and think hipsters drink PBR. Or they're just poor and thirsty and wanna catch a .5 hour buzz.

All the hipsters I know have aged past their poor years and now drink real beer or are still poor and drink Miller High Life.

Also, seriously, only outsiders think irony+hipsterdom are still connected.

~Ex Billyburg Bartender


Well.

you dood.
What do you know kid?
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People who drink PBR aren't hipsters. They're people who want to be hipster and think hipsters drink PBR. Or they're just poor and thirsty and wanna catch a .5 hour buzz.

All the hipsters I know have aged past their poor years and now drink real beer or are still poor and drink Miller High Life.

Also, seriously, only outsiders think irony+hipsterdom are still connected.

~Ex Billyburg Bartender



Well we have a resident Hipster who says otherwise.  Who should we believe?  Some guy who says he knows some hipsters or the hipster we actually know?

PBR = Hipster drink, ingested ironically. 
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[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

People who drink PBR aren't hipsters. They're people who want to be hipster and think hipsters drink PBR. Or they're just poor and thirsty and wanna catch a .5 hour buzz.

All the hipsters I know have aged past their poor years and now drink real beer or are still poor and drink Miller High Life.

Also, seriously, only outsiders think irony+hipsterdom are still connected.

~Ex Billyburg Bartender


Well.

you dood.
What do you know kid?



Way too much about the drinking habits of Brooklyners.

Respect.

I found Carmen Sandiego before you were born unless you're Zlehtnoba.

People who drink PBR aren't hipsters. They're people who want to be hipster and think hipsters drink PBR. Or they're just poor and thirsty and wanna catch a .5 hour buzz.

All the hipsters I know have aged past their poor years and now drink real beer or are still poor and drink Miller High Life.

Also, seriously, only outsiders think irony+hipsterdom are still connected.

~Ex Billyburg Bartender



Well we have a resident Hipster who says otherwise.  Who should we believe?  Some guy who says he knows some hipsters or the hipster we actually know?

PBR = Hipster drink, ingested ironically. 



Since you're asking, I'd go with the hipster you know.

I found Carmen Sandiego before you were born unless you're Zlehtnoba.



Way too much about the drinking habits of Brooklyners.


Well, there's the problem.

Respect.



As if...
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Since you're asking, I'd go with the hipster you know.



Since it doesn't seem you understood, I'll explain: I wasn't asking - as indicated by the final line.
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Oh for Christs sake!

I AM NOT A HIPSTER!
OR A HIPPIE!

STOP CALLING ME THOSE FOUL, EVIL NAMES!!!!

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People who drink PBR aren't hipsters.

True, most of the time.

They're people who want to be hipster and think hipsters drink PBR.

Usually not true.

Sometimes they are UNICORNS.

Or they're just poor and thirsty and wanna catch a .5 hour buzz.

This.

I like whiskey with my PBR and so can you.

Also, seriously, only outsiders think irony+hipsterdom are still connected.

I just think whatever the internet tells me is true. Now I have to deal with cognitive dissonance. Thanks for that.

People who drink PBR aren't hipsters.

True, most of the time.

They're people who want to be hipster and think hipsters drink PBR.

Usually not true.

Sometimes they are UNICORNS.

Or they're just poor and thirsty and wanna catch a .5 hour buzz.

This.

I like whiskey with my PBR and so can you.

Also, seriously, only outsiders think irony+hipsterdom are still connected.

I just think whatever the internet tells me is true. Now I have to deal with cognitive dissonance. Thanks for that.




Hahaha, that last line actually made me laugh loud enough that my coworkers came over to investigate. Imagine their dismay.

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