a card chaos made - robot vampire squid

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Artifact creature - Vampire Squid
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"Why would anyone beleive a robot vampire squid!?" Barked Trilnob, "They would because he's the ruler of all zorblax and henceforth brings the truth to puny humans..." said Kiktog
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This is the best card you've ever made.
You can quit now.
Magic can quit now.
The human race can quit now.
This is our evolutionary peak.

I'm not even being sarcastic.
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57817638 wrote:
I like storm crow because I really like crows in real life, as an animal, and the card isn't terribly stupid, but packs a good deal of nostalgia and also a chunck of the game's history. So it's perhaps one of the cards I have most affection to, but not because "lol storm crow is bad hurr hurr durr".
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56747598 wrote:
57295478 wrote:
Although I do assume you deliberately refer to them (DCI) as The Grand Imperial Convocation of Evil just for the purposes of making them sound like an ancient and terrible conspiracy.
Now, now. 1994 doesn't quite qualify as "ancient".
56734518 wrote:
Oh, it's a brilliant plan. You see, Bolas was travelling through shadowmoor, causing trouble, when he saw a Wickerbough Elder with its stylin' dead scarecrow hat. Now, Bolas being Bolas took the awesome hat and he put it on his head, but even with all his titanic powers of magic he couldn't make it fit. He grabbed some more scarecrows, but then a little kithkin girl asked if he was trying to build a toupee. "BY ALL THE POWERS IN THE MULTIVERSE!" he roared, "I WILL HAVE A HAT WORTHY OF MY GLORY." and so he went through his Dark Lore of Doom (tm) looking for something he could make into a hat that would look as stylish on him as a scarecrow does on a treefolk. He thought about the Phyrexians, but they were covered in goopy oil that would make his nonexistant hair greasy. He Tried out angels for a while but they didn't sit quite right. Then, he looked under "e" (because in the Elder Draconic alphabet, "e" for Eldrazi is right next to "h" for Hat) in his Dark Lore of Doom and saw depictions of the Eldrazi, and all their forms. "THIS SHALL BE MY HAT!" he declared, poking a picture of Emrakul, "AND WITH IT I WILL USHER IN A NEW AGE OF DARKNESS -- ER, I MEAN A NEW AGE OF FASHION!" And so Nicol Bolas masterminded the release of the Eldrazi.
57864098 wrote:
Rhox War Monk just flips pancakes, and if games have told us anything, it's that food = life.
56747598 wrote:
76973988 wrote:
This thread has gotten creepy. XP
Really? Really? The last couple days have been roughly every perverse fetish imaginable, but it only got "creepy" when speculation on Mother of Runes's mob affiliation came up?
76672808 wrote:
57864098 wrote:
57531048 wrote:
Nice mana base. Not really.
Yeah, really. If my deck was going to cost $1000+, I'd at least make it good.
99812049 wrote:
I like to think up what I consider clever names for my decks, only later to be laughed at by my wife. It kills me a little on the inside, but thats what marriage is about.
56816728 wrote:
56854588 wrote:
Of course, the best use [of tolaria west] is transmuting for the real Tolaria. ;)
Absolutely. I used to loose to my buddy's Banding deck for ages, it was then that I found out about Tolaria, and I was finally able win my first game.
70246459 wrote:
WOAH wait wait wait
56957928 wrote:
You know, being shallow and jusdgmental aside, "I later found out that Jon infiltrated his way into OKCupid dates with at least two other people"
56957928 wrote:
"I later found out that Jon infiltrated his way into OKCupid dates with at least two other people"
56957928 wrote:
Jon infiltrated his way into OKCupid dates
56957928 wrote:
OH MY GOD
109874309 wrote:
The only way I'd cast this card is into a bonfire.
82032421 wrote:
The short answer is that there's no rule barring annoying people from posting, but there a rule barring us from harassing them about it.
56747598 wrote:
Browbeat is a card that is an appropriate deck choice when there's no better idea available. "No better idea available" was pretty much the running theme of Odyssey era.
56874518 wrote:
Or perhaps it was a more straightforward comment indicating a wish for you to be bitten (Perhaps repeatedly) by a small yet highly venomous arachnid.
70246459 wrote:
58280208 wrote:
You're an idiot, and I'm in no mood for silliness.
57817638 wrote:
57145078 wrote:
You just... Vektor it.
That's the answer to everything.
70246459 wrote:
58347268 wrote:
I think the problem is that you don't exist.
This would sound great out of context!
56965458 wrote:
Modern is like playing a new tournament every time : you build a deck, you win with it, don't bother keeping it. Just build another, its key pieces will get banned.
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57309598 wrote:
I specifically remember posting a thread when I was just a witty bitty noob.
You make it sound like that's still not the case.
58325628 wrote:
Rap is what happens when the c from crap is taken away.
Doug Beyer:
But sometimes it's also challenging. Because sometimes OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?
141434757 wrote:
Flashforward five thousand years (Click for atmosphere) :
57927608 wrote:
to paraphrase Jeff Goldblum, Vektor finds a way.
58347268 wrote:
when in rome **** AND PILLAGE
143229641 wrote:
I always find it helpful when im angry to dress up in an owl costume and rub pennies all over my body in front of a full body mirror next to the window.
Dymecoar:
Playing Magic without Blue is like sleeping without any sheets or blankets. You can do it...but why?
Omega137:
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Zigeif777:
Just do it like Yu-Gi-Oh or monkeys: throw all the crap you got at them and hope it works or else the by-standers (or opponents) just get dirty and pissed.
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58258708 wrote:
It's true that Alpha and Beta didn't contain any cards like Tarmogoyf, Darksteel Colossus, or Platinum Angel. It just contained weak, insignificant cards like Black Lotus, Mox Sapphire, and Time Walk.
Normally it's difficult to pick up on your jokes/sarcasm. But this one's pretty much out there. Good progress. You have moved up to Humanoid. You'll be Human in no time.
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94618431 wrote:
I didn't know Samurai were known to be able to cut down whole armies...
They can when they're using lightsabers!
57129358 wrote:
97980259 wrote:
My wife brought home a baby black squirrel they found on a horse track and cared for it for a few days. We named it Grixis, but it died.
Unearth it!
70246459 wrote:
[/spoiler] And I'm on Magic Arcana. How about you? Oh, by the way, I'm also on From the Lab now. Twice, actually. And now with my own submited decklist!
This is the best card you've ever made.
You can quit now.
Magic can quit now.
The human race can quit now.
This is our evolutionary peak.

I'm not even being sarcastic.



I expected more praise from all of you.
This is the best card you've ever made.
You can quit now.
Magic can quit now.
The human race can quit now.
This is our evolutionary peak.

I'm not even being sarcastic.

Agreed.

The flavor text is really what nails it.

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If wizards does not print this soon, im going to personaly go there and poop on there faces.
guys I think you're overreacting. like it's a fine card but it's not as good as you guys are saying it is.

 

120.6. Some effects replace card draws.

 

why are you here when NGA exists and is just better

You, more so than any YMTCer before you have truly captured the essence of a robot vampire squid.



That flavour text... I'm weeping for the beauty of it.
The angels sing their praise!!! Satan weeps at the elegance. Cthulhu himself is struck insane by the magical sparkle of this card!
I hate it
As much as I like the concept, the mechanics don't really suit it. Not squiddy, vampiric or robotic enough. Also not as scary in-game as the flavor text implies.

Embrace imagination.

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192884403 wrote:
surely one can't say complex conditional passive language is bad grammar ?
Disbeleivers! Burn them!
The card and the flavor is a reference to a conversation I had with vektor, where I had called him a robot vampire squid.
I still hate it
The card and the flavor is a reference to a conversation I had with vektor, where I had called him a robot vampire squid.


Sounds kinky.

Card is okay enough - nothing especially special. Type is probably best part. Pretty wicked type yeah.
This board is incredible.
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This board is incredible.


Isn't it?
This board is incredible.


Isn't it?


inb4 kevin
This board is incredible.


Isn't it?


inb4 kevin



And Kevin is the most incredible of us all.
139359831 wrote:
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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it seems "incredible" does not mean what I thought it meant
it seems "incredible" does not mean what I thought it meant


It's one of those words that is often misunderstood.
Just a question:
Any player can play any card exiled by Tentaculus?
Or
Any player can play any card they own exiled by Tentaculus?
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58060728 wrote:
I carefully examine the walls of the room in a determined effort to not follow the GMs plot.
Just a question:
Any player can play any card exiled by Tentaculus?
Or
Any player can play any card they own exiled by Tentaculus?


the first one

 

120.6. Some effects replace card draws.

 

why are you here when NGA exists and is just better

it seems "incredible" does not mean what I thought it meant



Credere means "to believe" in Latin. Hence "creed", "credence", etc.

So incredible means "something that cannot be believed".
139359831 wrote:
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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