A cards that pickled Nancy: Borborygmos cards

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Smash and Smash and Smash
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast ~ sacrifice a creature.
Destroy up to three target artifacts.
"Kill two birds with one stone? Too slow. I kill three stones with one bird" -
Borborygmos


Smash and Sear
Instant
~ deals 4 damage to target creature, and 3 damage to another target creature.
"Toast and Jam. We eat!" -
Borborygmos
Smash and Smash and Smash
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast ~ sacrifice a creature.
Destroy up to three target artifacts.
"Kill two birds with one stone? Too slow. I kill three stones with one bird" -
Borborygmos


I love this, especially the flavor. It feels Green though, since Green is the Naturalize color, not to mention the creature color.

Smash and Sear
Instant
~ deals 4 damage to target creature, and 3 damage to another target creature.
"Toast and Jam. We eat!" -
Borborygmos


What is the mana cost? And I also don't get the flavor on this one. Only that it seems to reference Protean Hulk.
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Okay. I like that its very much red, and its useful. I don't like that its not very creative and I don't get the flavor. 

Useful & Red is good enough for me, tbh though. Common I guess Cool 
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Okay. I like that its very much red, and its useful. I don't like that its not very creative and I don't get the flavor. 

Useful & Red is good enough for me, tbh though. Common I guess  



I wanted one creature to be burnt and one to be smashed into jam, but red nor green can destroy creatures and I'm too lazy to make it work so I'll figure out something latter or never.
is there a reason to fix what will never be used and at best priarted?

smash doesn't smash artufact in smash and smear
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Aw - I feel bad about the quality and number of your responses!

Smash and Smash and Smash is Smashing! That name is just wetter than like, Kevin Costner! That flavour text, though - I like it, but I feel as though it has too much grammar and word. What about:

"Kill two bird one stone? Slow. I three stone one bird"

Still longer than I would've liked, but. . .

I wish Sear had a way to ensure that the damaged creature lived. Like "Deal 3 damage to target creature with a toughness of four or somethin'!"

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As pablo said, these cards are excellent.  They are dripping with flavor.  I'm now deciding which to nominate for the card of the week.

To TheKazu, the flavor text of Smash and Sear is (probably) related to the fact that the smashed one is now jam and the seared one is now toast!

As for the flavor text on Smash and Smash and Smash, perhaps -- "Only kill two bird with stone?  Ha.  I kill three stone with bird!"

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