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Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
2036 is too far off though, we need a sooner apocalypse damnit.
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bah the dark heretic foretold 2060
a mask everyone has at least two of, one they wear in public and another they wear in private.....
And who is the Dark Heretic? I actually watched that on the History Channel or whatever but I dont remeber who it was, Sir Issac Newton? DaVinci? That one guy?
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
Sir Iasaa Newton.


Davinci was just an alien from some other world 
a mask everyone has at least two of, one they wear in public and another they wear in private.....
I knewd it was one of them. Some old dead famous smart guy.

Ive heard that Alexander Bell was big into the Paranormal as well, Infact, ive heard that the telephone was invented by mistake, he was actually working on a device to communicate with the dead. Theres even some certain frequency thats supposed to be used to talk to ghosts, I cant remember what the frequency is, Id have to reread the comic book I got that information from, Hey! If you cant believe comic books, what else is there!? 
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Hitler and other high level Nazis were super into the occult.  That means, of course, that if someone is into the occult they're a Nazi.
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Hitler and other high level Nazis were super into the occult.  That means, of course, that if someone is into the occult they're a Nazi.


Did they play D&D?
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Yup.  They invented it.  Gary Gygax was actually Herman Goering.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.

Section Six Soldier

Front Door of the House of Trolls

[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

And who is the Dark Heretic? I actually watched that on the History Channel or whatever but I dont remeber who it was, Sir Issac Newton? DaVinci? That one guy?



It was that one guy, you know the one I'm talking about right? the guy with the face?

                                                                                                                                                                                        <----- Loser.

OMG! That guy I was thinking of has a face! Dude! Get out of my head!
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That explains the Tomb of Horrors.



Yep.  Hell, my DM even decided to get us there via train.  It was ... sort of uncomfortable.  When the dwarf put his hand into that mouth or whatever the DM narrated it like it was an oven, not a sphere of annihilation.  Looking back, it all makes some very disturbing sense.
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Front Door of the House of Trolls

[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

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