[GTC-ICD] Crab-limb Shark

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Crab-limb Shark Shambleshark

Creature-Fish crab
Gatecrash common
Flash
Evolve
2/1
Oh My GoD! I'm dripping, drenched, and all around refreshed. The floodgates have openned. Holy Noah's Ark Batman! My clothes will need to spin in the dryer for all of eternity, just to return to damp. I seem to have developed gills.

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
good lord
192884403 wrote:
firstrike
56965458 wrote:
97820278 wrote:
56965458 wrote:
97820278 wrote:
Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
This definitely doesn't mean what you think it means.
I was referring to the painting The Treachery of Images.
I know.
WWWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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Craaaaaab....people....CRAAAAAAAAB...PEOPLE!
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Craaaaaab....people....CRAAAAAAAAB...PEOPLE!



look like crab, talk like people.


you beat me to it. 

                                                                                                                                                                                        <----- Loser.

Craaaaaab....people....CRAAAAAAAAB...PEOPLE!

that's Mr. Crab Shark People to you.

1st they gave us a sharktopus, and now we get a crab-legged shark?  Nice.  Wizards is obviously listening to their customers these days.  That's a pretty decent common.   
WWWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT



That fills out the curve pretty awesomely, I must say.

And flash is gonna make for someamazing combat tricks. 
I find this card annoying for some reason...

pontiac, your dice are all over the place, please clean them up
Yeah, Wesley Burt is a pretty cool guy. A little digital for my tastes, but he definitely utilizes the medium well!

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
There are no words.

This is too fantastic.

We need The Fonz in here stat.
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It's becoming very apparent why counterspells got hosed so bad last set.
why did they bother designing 248 other cards?
192884403 wrote:
firstrike
56965458 wrote:
97820278 wrote:
56965458 wrote:
97820278 wrote:
Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
This definitely doesn't mean what you think it means.
I was referring to the painting The Treachery of Images.
I know.
Ravnica has technologist mad science and geneticist mad science.
Innistrad had Frankenstein mad science.

Has there been a plane with mad science yet?
why did they bother designing 248 other cards?

apparently you haven't looked at the other cards that have been spoiled.  they probably did this one first, looked at each other, told the janitor to 'flesh things out from here' and shipped out.

Simic just won Ravnica. Everyone else can go home.
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I guess wotc just decided to rain lols with simic this time. 
Why improve upon nature's glory?
Because we can. 
Oh god. The sharks have made their move. The invasion has begun. At instant speed. 
Why improve upon nature's glory?


Because SCIENCE! demands it.

I personally wouldn't have taken this direction with the art. Rather than the current crab-man-shark I'd just make it a crab-shark, as if some Simic decided that the problem with sharks was simply that they had to stop chasing you at the water's edge.
Freaky.

hey, what's with all the dice rolls? 
Eh.
At Common!!!! thank you Wizards! Perfect for my Crab tribal deck;) evolve Crab Whale evolve!!!
watch them spoil a Human Troll next.... that'd be perfect
Freaky.

hey, what's with all the dice rolls? 




Pssst.... hey pssst.....   You have one too.

Yes, they're freaking annoying. 
Sharks with frickin' lasers pincers!
Wow, this is going to be pretty nice in Limited.
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And now I'm going Simic for the Midnight Prerelease.

0/1 Flying Evolver for at common.
1/1 Regenerate evolver for at uncommon.
0/4 Unblockable for evolver for 3.
1 CMC destruction spell/Evolver utility.
And now a 2/1 Flashing Evolver for .

Hyper efficient creatures that just grow.  I figured that most of the commons/uncommons would be relatively overcosted given the ability, and it seems I was horribly, wonderfully wrong. 

Also, the name is awesome. 
Freaky.

hey, what's with all the dice rolls? 




Pssst.... hey pssst.....   You have one too.

Yes, they're freaking annoying. 



I have one as well, but i didn't put it there and have no idea how to get rid of it.  Can a mod help?  Did the forum get hacked?      :/
I have one as well, but i didn't put it there and have no idea how to get rid of it.  Can a mod help?  Did the forum get hacked?      :/


It's meant to be there, no doubt, so you can play Play-by-Post games on the forum. Now if people would just stop screwing around with it like a toddler that just found a bucket of paint...
I have one as well, but i didn't put it there and have no idea how to get rid of it.  Can a mod help?  Did the forum get hacked?      :/


It's meant to be there, no doubt, so you can play Play-by-Post games on the forum. Now if people would just stop screwing around with it like a toddler that just found a bucket of paint...


NEVER
192884403 wrote:
firstrike
56965458 wrote:
97820278 wrote:
56965458 wrote:
97820278 wrote:
Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
This definitely doesn't mean what you think it means.
I was referring to the painting The Treachery of Images.
I know.
Freaky.

hey, what's with all the dice rolls? 




Pssst.... hey pssst.....   You have one too.

Yes, they're freaking annoying. 

Actually, I added that myself. an 'add a dice roll button' appeared a few seconds after I posted. I was curious, so I tried it out. 
Eh.
This Hammerheaded Crab also has quite the beer belly. He must drink like a fish. Doh
Craaaaaab....people....CRAAAAAAAAB...PEOPLE!




Going to be in my head now. And I expect whoever plays with it at the pre-release will be singing that song.

The card itself is an amazing common with wonderful art. I am just glad cool art is not wasted on a bad/medicore card.
Ravnica has technologist mad science and geneticist mad science.
Innistrad had Frankenstein mad science.

Has there been a plane with mad science yet?



Yes.

They're in Ravnica.

They're called the Azorious.

Their science is LAW.
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Ravnica has technologist mad science and geneticist mad science.
Innistrad had Frankenstein mad science.

Has there been a plane with mad science yet?



Yes.

They're in Ravnica.

They're called the Azorious.

Their science is LAW.



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First thing I thought of when I saw this post. In that guy's voice,
Cool card it's a pity that it's not very good.

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Love the creature type. The card seems cool, but not really useful since 2/1 isn't going to pump much past the 3rd or 4th turn probably. Not  bad cmbat trick early: surprise blocker and pump on one or two creatures.
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Trolling WotC. This looks decent in Simic Tempo. a 2/1 GU with flash is good in my book. How often have you beaten face with Snappy for the win? Evolve is just gravy.
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