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Why doesn't this have trample? Seriously?
Block as much as you want. Oh, wait, you thought this was supposed to be for Standard? You poor, demented honkies.
it could be a good card to slow the enemy down perhaps, put this down turn 4 block with is gain 6 life then sac it to some sort of effect like disciple of bolas or something, I really trying to think of a combination in which this works...if your going against a rush deck and block with this your up 6 points, then on turn 5 swing, and in the second main phase sac it to be up by 18 points, seems pretty good to me... hehe this is my new favorite card, I love janky stuff like this that makes no since.
Block as much as you want. Oh, wait, you thought this was supposed to be for Standard? You poor, demented honkies.that would probably hurt you more than help you because you lose life as well lol
There's gotta be something missing here. Some sort of combo that makes this make sense without having to dip into modern.
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198732583 wrote:Oh Ajani seems to like Elpheth's milk, meow.
what? really this card sucks now, I read it wrong I thought it said whenever it blocks or gets blocked both creatures get lifelink... this should have been common or perhaps uncommon at best.
192884403 wrote:surely one can't say complex conditional passive language is bad grammar ?
Havoc Festival!Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner, Johnny, tell him what he's won..........
Havoc Festival!Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner, Johnny, tell him what he's won..........Not. Orzhov wants their life drain. Havoc Festival shuts off both players lifegain.