This is kinda dumb

A part of my signature keeps getting deleted. This quote, to be precise:

143359585 wrote:
193034811 wrote:
I wish more girls play magic cards... ;)

Have you considered assassinating Kevin?

Now I know some people lack a sense of humor, and I have no right to complain and whatever, but seriously, I should be at least warned that my signature is getting edited. So guess what, unless you tell me how my signature breaks a rule or WHY that part keeps being removed, I will re-edit it every time. >:|


192884403 wrote:
surely one can't say complex conditional passive language is bad grammar ?
Because it's an endorsement of physical harm against another person, and it's by felisdomesticus.

Also Kevin couldn't be assassinated, he's not a public figure.
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Agreed, open threats made by banned users are pretty obviously going to be edited. It's common sense that something like that would violate the CoC.

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