I found a strnage image. Can anyone tell me what this is?

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Well the thread title pretty much explains it.


Is this real or just a photoshop o something else/ fanmade thing?
Also interesting to see that they seem to be targetting this piece of marketing toward girls (or at least that's the impression I get).
It's proably a marketing image for Japan, they do it with DnD too.

It's kinda weird when you first see it, but you know, dat animu is popular there.
Meh, has to be better than Yugioh.
Meh, has to be better than Yugioh.


You have to admire the seriousness with which Yugioh operates though. Especially the earlier chapters of the manga, back when Yami was truly batshit. Lets look at some highlights

-A bully is exploiting Yugi for roughly $200 (or 2k, I forget). Yami brings twice that, but instead of giving it to him, they play a game where they take turns placing the bills on their hand and stabbing the money, keeping what they stab.

- A sleazy producer is bribing students to beat kids up in order to fabricate a media sensation. They play a game where they each roll a d6, low roll wins and the director wins ties. Yami goes first and rolls a 6. The director is all "I don't even have to roll, I can't lose." Yami insists, the director decides to be an ass and whip the die at Yami's face. Yami blocks with the millenium puzzle, splitting the die and thus causing the director to roll a six and a one, for a total of seven.

-One of  Yugi's friends gets on the bad side of some street-toughs. Yami comes to the rescue, but gets in over his head and has to run from them- wait nevermind, he was just laying down a trail of gasoline for a MAZE OF FIRE.

- A convicted  murderer escapes and takes Anzu hostage. Yami proposes a game where they can each only move one finger after the game starts. The criminal chooses his index finger in order to pull the trigger of the gun he has pointed at Yami. Yami chooses his thumb. Which he uses to light a lighter that he then places on the criminals gun hand. Oh BTDubs, the table is also soaked with vodka that Yami had been pouring before the game started.

-Kaiba  is looking to get back at Yugi, so he invites/coerces Yugi and co to test his new theme park. Attractions include a laser tag game against green berets who are actually firing real lasers (Or something murdery anyway); a haunted house ride, where making a single sound gets you lethally electrocuted; and a featureless room with massive cubes that fall where the goal is to avoid being crushed long enough to climb to the exit.

... Man, I should really acquire all the pre-card game volumes of the manga .
Thanks to Long_Con for the avatar.
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121816979 wrote:
56819178 wrote:
147112461 wrote:
Hi everyone,I have two questions. 1. If my opponent already controlled a planewalker , then he cast avacyn,angle of hope ,and resolved on battlefield.Now his planewalker in indestructible right?
[c]Avacyn, Angel of Hope[/c] -> Avacyn, Angel of Hope
No need to be so obtuse, maybe he's just trying to complement her. That's not too radical of a concept, I mean she is pretty acute, right?.
This right here should be a bannable offense :p
No, not an outright banning, that's too easy. He should be punished ... ... by degrees.
@Dapperghast Sounds you like grim Shonen, have you ever read Akagi? You'd appreciate it.
@Dapperghast Sounds you like grim Shonen,


Possibry, I do love me some Monster and Higurashi and Battle Royale. Though I think with Yugioh I really more like how ridonkulously over the top it is. Like Battle Royale has murder and such but it's a pretty subtle series overall. Yugioh conversely is all MAZE OF FIRE :33.
have you ever read Akagi? You'd appreciate it.


Not as such, I'll have to look into that.
Thanks to Long_Con for the avatar.
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56756068 wrote:
58147568 wrote:
121816979 wrote:
56819178 wrote:
147112461 wrote:
Hi everyone,I have two questions. 1. If my opponent already controlled a planewalker , then he cast avacyn,angle of hope ,and resolved on battlefield.Now his planewalker in indestructible right?
[c]Avacyn, Angel of Hope[/c] -> Avacyn, Angel of Hope
No need to be so obtuse, maybe he's just trying to complement her. That's not too radical of a concept, I mean she is pretty acute, right?.
This right here should be a bannable offense :p
No, not an outright banning, that's too easy. He should be punished ... ... by degrees.
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Probably made by a magic player who likes anime too.

If you ever find out who made it, never mention yu-gi-oh to them. 

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139359831 wrote:
I hope all this helps you to see things in a greater light—and understand that Magic: the Gathering was really created by extraterrestials using Richard Garfield as a medium. The game itself reflects the socio-psycho realtivity between living beings, and the science that takes precedence over them—to define reality for them all (like telekinesis, weather, scientific reaction, phenomenon, ingenuity, how the brain works, etc.). I'd also bet there is an entity floating thousands of miles above us, looking down on the current state of game, shaking its fist like... "Wtf are you doing?! You're getting it all screwed up!". Awkward—to be evolved, and yet still subject to the ladder that is the concepts of the game. In this case, misconception, corruption, and deception. With the realities of each color becoming distorted (through oblivious designers), leading the game to reflect a false state of reality that warps the understanding that other people have about those things. For example, people thinking that white could be anything except pure good. This shouldn't be too far off though, I mean...Magic is designed based on reality after all, so that entity (those entities) should be subject to those things. Anyways, I guess when you're busy doing space stuff you can't always be around to ensure quality control. It's no wonder they choose Garfield, they're so much alike; that's exactly what happened to him and Magic.
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omg snortng so much febbdelicious /intocixated in rl
If it is Japanese marketing materials, I didn't see any when I visited Japan this summer. All I saw was the standard posters we have here in 'MURICA, except in Japanese. Of course, I didn't exactly visit every store, but I visited quite a few.
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Vodka is not combustible; needs to be at least 50% alcohol (vodka is 40%) and much of the actual alcohol would evaporate the instant it touches down.
Meh, has to be better than Yugioh.


You have to admire the seriousness with which Yugioh operates though. Especially the earlier chapters of the manga, back when Yami was truly batshit. Lets look at some highlights

-A bully is exploiting Yugi for roughly $200 (or 2k, I forget). Yami brings twice that, but instead of giving it to him, they play a game where they take turns placing the bills on their hand and stabbing the money, keeping what they stab.

- A sleazy producer is bribing students to beat kids up in order to fabricate a media sensation. They play a game where they each roll a d6, low roll wins and the director wins ties. Yami goes first and rolls a 6. The director is all "I don't even have to roll, I can't lose." Yami insists, the director decides to be an ass and whip the die at Yami's face. Yami blocks with the millenium puzzle, splitting the die and thus causing the director to roll a six and a one, for a total of seven.

-One of  Yugi's friends gets on the bad side of some street-toughs. Yami comes to the rescue, but gets in over his head and has to run from them- wait nevermind, he was just laying down a trail of gasoline for a MAZE OF FIRE.

- A convicted  murderer escapes and takes Anzu hostage. Yami proposes a game where they can each only move one finger after the game starts. The criminal chooses his index finger in order to pull the trigger of the gun he has pointed at Yami. Yami chooses his thumb. Which he uses to light a lighter that he then places on the criminals gun hand. Oh BTDubs, the table is also soaked with vodka that Yami had been pouring before the game started.

-Kaiba  is looking to get back at Yugi, so he invites/coerces Yugi and co to test his new theme park. Attractions include a laser tag game against green berets who are actually firing real lasers (Or something murdery anyway); a haunted house ride, where making a single sound gets you lethally electrocuted; and a featureless room with massive cubes that fall where the goal is to avoid being crushed long enough to climb to the exit.

... Man, I should really acquire all the pre-card game volumes of the manga .


Damn, how did you get me to actually hold any positive feelings about yu-gi-oh? 

Why does everyone think I'm phantom lancer? QFT:

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139359831 wrote:
I hope all this helps you to see things in a greater light—and understand that Magic: the Gathering was really created by extraterrestials using Richard Garfield as a medium. The game itself reflects the socio-psycho realtivity between living beings, and the science that takes precedence over them—to define reality for them all (like telekinesis, weather, scientific reaction, phenomenon, ingenuity, how the brain works, etc.). I'd also bet there is an entity floating thousands of miles above us, looking down on the current state of game, shaking its fist like... "Wtf are you doing?! You're getting it all screwed up!". Awkward—to be evolved, and yet still subject to the ladder that is the concepts of the game. In this case, misconception, corruption, and deception. With the realities of each color becoming distorted (through oblivious designers), leading the game to reflect a false state of reality that warps the understanding that other people have about those things. For example, people thinking that white could be anything except pure good. This shouldn't be too far off though, I mean...Magic is designed based on reality after all, so that entity (those entities) should be subject to those things. Anyways, I guess when you're busy doing space stuff you can't always be around to ensure quality control. It's no wonder they choose Garfield, they're so much alike; that's exactly what happened to him and Magic.
166199665 wrote:
omg snortng so much febbdelicious /intocixated in rl
It's proably a marketing image for Japan, they do it with DnD too.

It's kinda weird when you first see it, but you know, dat animu is popular there.


Wait so there's no attatched show or manga or anything? THey just put anime characters in the poster enjoying the product being advertized like we would do with photos of real poeple?
It's proably a marketing image for Japan, they do it with DnD too.

It's kinda weird when you first see it, but you know, dat animu is popular there.


Wait so there's no attatched show or manga or anything? THey just put anime characters in the poster enjoying the product being advertized like we would do with photos of real poeple?

They had Gendo from Evangelion do a shaving commercial for...I think Gillette recently.

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@biotech66 aren't you the boss anyway? isn't "DO IT OR I FIRE YOU!" still an option?

@mikemearls I think Perkins would throat punch me if I ever tried that. And I'd give him a glowing quarterly review for it.

Speaking of Yu-Gi-Oh!, I just passed by a store with a box of cards for it in the window, and I noticed that the design included characters of the Enochian Alphabet.

This shows that the world has changed - or Japan is different - from the days when Unholy Strength had to have its artwork changed.

EDIT: I finally managed to identify the product; it was Legendary Collection 3: Yugi's World. Apparently the design including Enochian characters was from one version of the artwork on the card Seal of Orichalcos.

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I have now started a blog as an appropriate place to put my crazy ideas.

I think that's a cover for some sort of how-to-play booklet. I saw something like that a while back, and those characters look familiar.
Vodka is not combustible; needs to be at least 50% alcohol (vodka is 40%) and much of the actual alcohol would evaporate the instant it touches down.


Might have been something else, I forget, point is if you mess with Yugi you're probably going to be immolated, electrocuted or blown up (If you're lucky).

 
Damn, how did you get me to actually hold any positive feelings about yu-gi-oh? 



I'm magic like that. Also, I'm not fond of Duel Monsters, but Dungeon Dice Monsters, Monster World and Capsule Monsters are all pretty cool.
Thanks to Long_Con for the avatar.
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56756068 wrote:
58147568 wrote:
121816979 wrote:
56819178 wrote:
147112461 wrote:
Hi everyone,I have two questions. 1. If my opponent already controlled a planewalker , then he cast avacyn,angle of hope ,and resolved on battlefield.Now his planewalker in indestructible right?
[c]Avacyn, Angel of Hope[/c] -> Avacyn, Angel of Hope
No need to be so obtuse, maybe he's just trying to complement her. That's not too radical of a concept, I mean she is pretty acute, right?.
This right here should be a bannable offense :p
No, not an outright banning, that's too easy. He should be punished ... ... by degrees.
Wait, guys. Let's not turn this into a YuGiOh bashing session. YuGiOh's still cool in my eyes, with the exception of the YuGiOh Zexal cartoon.

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How;s a 2 drop 1/2, Flying broken? What am I missing?
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Found it.

Magic: the Gathering Academy Student Council



It's kind of like they took the Nightmares, Geass, and grand political insurgency away from Code Geass and replaced them with Magic Cards instead.
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Found it.

Magic: the Gathering Academy Student Council



O.o

Is this really an official publication from WOTC?  Surely this must be the work of some fan with too much time?

I mean seriously.. this has to be fanfiction?  Right?

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Is this really an official publication from WOTC? Surely this must be the work of some fan with too much time?

I mean seriously.. this has to be fanfiction?

The English text was translated and edited by fans. You can see their credits on the second page.

I do not think it was produced by Wizards. Like the comics released by IDW Publishing in North America, this one was probably licensed by Wizards but produced by a different company.
Alright, talked with my friend who speaks Japanese.
The title is 'Magic School Student Council' and the cover at least claims it was written by WotC. (The copyright Wizards 2012 at the bottom supports this theory)

A quick google search failed to pull up much regading its origins, unfortunately.
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If it does not credit a writer or an artist, then I bet it was created by an advertising company.
I didn't get an exact wording out of him. It probably does credit a real artist somewhere. I may bug him more about it later.
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I found us a mystery! [feels oddly proud of self]
Vodka is not combustible; needs to be at least 50% alcohol (vodka is 40%) and much of the actual alcohol would evaporate the instant it touches down.


They make 100proof vodka, which means 50% alcohol by volume.
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I see that she's holding a Stormtide Leviathan.  See! Size DOES matter, guys ;)
I see that she's holding a Stormtide Leviathan.  See! Size DOES matter, guys ;)


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Funny story: InQuest Magazine (I think it was InQuest) had an oversized Chaos Orb which I totally rooked someone into allowing into a (non-sanctioned) game. I had a proxy card that was a Mountain with "Chaos Orb" written on it. When I played it, my opponent cried foul: Him: "WTF? a Proxy? no-one said anything about Proxies. Do you even own an actual Chaos Orb?" Me: "Yes, but I thought it would be better to use a Proxy." Him: "No way. If you're going to put a Chaos Orb in your deck you have to use your actual Chaos Orb." Me: "*Sigh*. Okay." I pulled out this huge Chaos Orb and placed it on the table. He tried to cry foul again but everyone else said he insisted I use my actual Chaos Orb and that was my actual Chaos Orb. I used it, flipped it and wiped most of his board. Unsurprisingly, that only worked once and only because everyone present thought it was hilarious.
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Hi guys! So, I'm a sort of returning player to Magic. I say sort of because as a child I had two main TCG's I liked. Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pokemon. Some of my friends branched off in to Magic, and I bought two pre-made decks just to kind of fit in. Like I said, Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon were what I really knew how to play. I have a extensive knowledge of deck building in those two TCG's. However, as far as Magic is concerned, I only ever used those two pre made decks. I know how the game is played, and I know general things, but now I want to get in the game for real. I want to begin playing it as a regular. My question is, are all cards ever released from the time of the inception of this game until present day fair game in a deck? Or are there special rules? Are some cards forbidden or restricted? Thanks guys, and I will gladly accept ANY help lol.
I have the same problem with women.
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Oh I have a standing rule. If someone plays a Planeswalker I concede the game. I refuse to play with or against people who play Planeswalkers. They really did ruin the game.
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57461258 wrote:
And that's why you should never, ever call RP Jesus on being a troll, because then everyone else playing along gets outed, too, and the thread goes back to being boring.
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See, this is why RPJesus should be in charge of the storyline. The novel line would never have been cancelled if he had been running the show. Specifically the Slobad and Geth's Head talkshow he just described.
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Not only was that an obligatory joke, it was an on-topic post that still managed to be off-topic due to thread derailment. RP Jesus does it again folks.
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I think I'm gonna' start praying to Jesus... That's right, RPJesus, I'm gonna' be praying to you, right now. O' Jesus Please continue to make my time here on the forums fun and cause me to chuckle. Amen.
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It was wonderful. Us Johnnies had a field day. That Timmy with the Grizzly bears would actually have to think about swinging into your Mogg Fanatic, giving you time to set up your silly combo. Nowadays it's all DERPSWING! with thier blue jeans and their MP3 players and their EM EM OH AR PEE JEES and their "Dewmocracy" and their children's card games and their Jersey Shores and their Tattooed Tenaged Vampire Hunters from Beverly Hills
Seriously, that was amazing. I laughed my *ss off. Made my day, and I just woke up.
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.....would it be a bit blasphemous if I said, "PRAYSE RPJAYSUS!" like an Evangelical preacher?
Perhaps, but who doesn't like to blaspheme every now and again? Especially when Mr. RPJesus is completely right.
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I don't say this often, but ... LOL
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You... You... Evil something... I actualy made the damn char once I saw the poster... Now you made me see it again and I gained resolve to put it into my campaign. Shell be high standing oficial of Cyrix order. Uterly mad and only slightly evil. And it'll be bad. Evil even. And ill blame you and Lizard for it :P.
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I'm trying to work out if you're being sarcastic here. ...
Am going to stop you right there... it's RPJesus... he's always sarcastic
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we can only hope it gets the jace treatment...it could have at least been legendary
So that even the decks that don't run it run it to deal with it? Isn't that like the definition of format warping?
I lol'd.
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Uktabi Orangutan What the heck's going on with those monkeys?
The most common answer is that they are what RPJesus would call "[Debutantes avert your eyes]ing."
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...Am I the only one that thinks this is reaching the point of downright Kafkaesque insanity?
I condone the use of the word Kafkaesque. However, I'm presentely ambivalent. I mean, that can't be serious, right? We're April 1st, right? They didn't mod RPJesus for off-topic discussion when the WHOLE THREAD IS OFF-TOPIC, right? Right.
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Save or die. If you disagree with this, you're wrong (Not because of any points or arguements that have been made, but I just rolled a d20 for you and got a 1, so you lose).
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This just won the argument, AFAIC.
That's just awesome.
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HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BEAR PRODUCING WORDS OF WILDING?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!
That's what RPJesus tends to do. That's why I don't think he's a real person, but some Magic Card Archive Server sort of machine, that is programmed to react to other posters' comments with obscure cards that do in fact exist, but somehow missed by even the most experienced Magic players. And then come up with strange combos with said cards. All of that is impossible for a normal human to do given the amount of time he does it and how often he does it. He/It got me with Light of Sanction, which prompted me to go to RQ&A to try and find if it was even possible to do combat damage to a creature I control (in light that Mark of Asylum exists).
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heaven or hell.
Round 1. Lets rock.
GG quotes! RPJesus just made this thread win!
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Blue players get all the overpowerered cards like JTMS. I think it's time that wizards gave something to people who remember what magic is really about: creatures.
Initially yes, Wizards was married to blue. However, about a decade ago they had a nasty divorce, and a few years after that they began courting the attention of Green. Then in Worldwake they had a nasty affair with their ex, but as of Innistrad, things seem to have gotten back on track, and Wizards has even proposed.
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Surely RPJesus gets Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius?
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First: I STILL can't take you seriously with that avatar. And I can take RPJesus seriously, so that's saying something.
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I'd offer you a cookie for making me laugh but it has an Upkeep Cost that has been known to cause people to quit eating.
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I <3 you loads
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I see that she's holding a Stormtide Leviathan.  See! Size DOES matter, guys ;)



When the green girl shows Duskdale Wurm, I'll agree with you.

I just noticed the guy representing white has a dog collar on.
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Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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Why are they playing with core sets?  Everyone knows block sets give a better limited experience due to the variety of mechanics and increased possibility for synergy.

Well, I suppose it could be worse, they could be holding AVR cards... 

Why does everyone think I'm phantom lancer? QFT:

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139359831 wrote:
I hope all this helps you to see things in a greater light—and understand that Magic: the Gathering was really created by extraterrestials using Richard Garfield as a medium. The game itself reflects the socio-psycho realtivity between living beings, and the science that takes precedence over them—to define reality for them all (like telekinesis, weather, scientific reaction, phenomenon, ingenuity, how the brain works, etc.). I'd also bet there is an entity floating thousands of miles above us, looking down on the current state of game, shaking its fist like... "Wtf are you doing?! You're getting it all screwed up!". Awkward—to be evolved, and yet still subject to the ladder that is the concepts of the game. In this case, misconception, corruption, and deception. With the realities of each color becoming distorted (through oblivious designers), leading the game to reflect a false state of reality that warps the understanding that other people have about those things. For example, people thinking that white could be anything except pure good. This shouldn't be too far off though, I mean...Magic is designed based on reality after all, so that entity (those entities) should be subject to those things. Anyways, I guess when you're busy doing space stuff you can't always be around to ensure quality control. It's no wonder they choose Garfield, they're so much alike; that's exactly what happened to him and Magic.
166199665 wrote:
omg snortng so much febbdelicious /intocixated in rl

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(page 21)


I'm getting flashbacks of turn 2 terminus rips followed by multiple thragtusks.

I think I'm going to be sick. 

Why does everyone think I'm phantom lancer? QFT:

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139359831 wrote:
I hope all this helps you to see things in a greater light—and understand that Magic: the Gathering was really created by extraterrestials using Richard Garfield as a medium. The game itself reflects the socio-psycho realtivity between living beings, and the science that takes precedence over them—to define reality for them all (like telekinesis, weather, scientific reaction, phenomenon, ingenuity, how the brain works, etc.). I'd also bet there is an entity floating thousands of miles above us, looking down on the current state of game, shaking its fist like... "Wtf are you doing?! You're getting it all screwed up!". Awkward—to be evolved, and yet still subject to the ladder that is the concepts of the game. In this case, misconception, corruption, and deception. With the realities of each color becoming distorted (through oblivious designers), leading the game to reflect a false state of reality that warps the understanding that other people have about those things. For example, people thinking that white could be anything except pure good. This shouldn't be too far off though, I mean...Magic is designed based on reality after all, so that entity (those entities) should be subject to those things. Anyways, I guess when you're busy doing space stuff you can't always be around to ensure quality control. It's no wonder they choose Garfield, they're so much alike; that's exactly what happened to him and Magic.
166199665 wrote:
omg snortng so much febbdelicious /intocixated in rl
I see that she's holding a Stormtide Leviathan.  See! Size DOES matter, guys ;)



I guess she should meet Emmy, then she will think that size and number DOES matter
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Wait until they start getting into other formats. Yugioh (the anime) has more formats than the IRL game, of which motorcycles are only the most unintentionally hilarious.

If I had Yugioh-style draw, I'd play more five-card combo decks.

Which might also explain the dog collar. Yugioh reference? But I still think it's for yaoi fangirls.
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Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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I think they're playing Scars-M13-Innistrad 'cus the girl playing black whips out a lashwrite-Blight Dragon one hit combo-wombo.
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I see that she's holding a Stormtide Leviathan.  See! Size DOES matter, guys ;)



I guess she should meet Emmy, then she will think that size and number DOES matter


I dunno, animu ladies and giant betentacled monstrosities have a rather rocky history.
Thanks to Long_Con for the avatar.
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Hi everyone,I have two questions. 1. If my opponent already controlled a planewalker , then he cast avacyn,angle of hope ,and resolved on battlefield.Now his planewalker in indestructible right?
[c]Avacyn, Angel of Hope[/c] -> Avacyn, Angel of Hope
No need to be so obtuse, maybe he's just trying to complement her. That's not too radical of a concept, I mean she is pretty acute, right?.
This right here should be a bannable offense :p
No, not an outright banning, that's too easy. He should be punished ... ... by degrees.
I think they're playing Scars-M13-Innistrad 'cus the girl playing black whips out a lashwrite-Blight Dragon one hit combo-wombo.


Niche has found his new love, I think Mrs. Rosewater is in for some lonely nights...

Why does everyone think I'm phantom lancer? QFT:

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I hope all this helps you to see things in a greater light—and understand that Magic: the Gathering was really created by extraterrestials using Richard Garfield as a medium. The game itself reflects the socio-psycho realtivity between living beings, and the science that takes precedence over them—to define reality for them all (like telekinesis, weather, scientific reaction, phenomenon, ingenuity, how the brain works, etc.). I'd also bet there is an entity floating thousands of miles above us, looking down on the current state of game, shaking its fist like... "Wtf are you doing?! You're getting it all screwed up!". Awkward—to be evolved, and yet still subject to the ladder that is the concepts of the game. In this case, misconception, corruption, and deception. With the realities of each color becoming distorted (through oblivious designers), leading the game to reflect a false state of reality that warps the understanding that other people have about those things. For example, people thinking that white could be anything except pure good. This shouldn't be too far off though, I mean...Magic is designed based on reality after all, so that entity (those entities) should be subject to those things. Anyways, I guess when you're busy doing space stuff you can't always be around to ensure quality control. It's no wonder they choose Garfield, they're so much alike; that's exactly what happened to him and Magic.
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omg snortng so much febbdelicious /intocixated in rl
I think they're playing Scars-M13-Innistrad 'cus the girl playing black whips out a lashwrite-Blight Dragon one hit combo-wombo.


Niche has found his new love, I think Mrs. Rosewater is in for some lonely nights...



Do you ever have anything nice to say, ever?

You've got such a high opinion about things but you're in no place to be looking down on any of the people you do, specially not me; and secondly not the Rosewaters.

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I think they're playing Scars-M13-Innistrad 'cus the girl playing black whips out a lashwrite-Blight Dragon one hit combo-wombo.


Niche has found his new love, I think Mrs. Rosewater is in for some lonely nights...



She's busy protecting her home plane from the Eldrazi. At least according to Kevin.
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Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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I think they're playing Scars-M13-Innistrad 'cus the girl playing black whips out a lashwrite-Blight Dragon one hit combo-wombo.


Niche has found his new love, I think Mrs. Rosewater is in for some lonely nights...



Do you ever have anything nice to say, ever?

You've got such a high opinion about things but you're in no place to be looking down on any of the people you do, specially not me; and secondly not the Rosewaters.


It's something of an "inside joke".  A while back, someone posted in some future set speculation thread asking why black was getting all the bad cards, and someone else posted that it was because Niche, who is infamous for his love of monoblack control/midrange, was having an affair with Mrs.  Rosewater. 

Why does everyone think I'm phantom lancer? QFT:

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139359831 wrote:
I hope all this helps you to see things in a greater light—and understand that Magic: the Gathering was really created by extraterrestials using Richard Garfield as a medium. The game itself reflects the socio-psycho realtivity between living beings, and the science that takes precedence over them—to define reality for them all (like telekinesis, weather, scientific reaction, phenomenon, ingenuity, how the brain works, etc.). I'd also bet there is an entity floating thousands of miles above us, looking down on the current state of game, shaking its fist like... "Wtf are you doing?! You're getting it all screwed up!". Awkward—to be evolved, and yet still subject to the ladder that is the concepts of the game. In this case, misconception, corruption, and deception. With the realities of each color becoming distorted (through oblivious designers), leading the game to reflect a false state of reality that warps the understanding that other people have about those things. For example, people thinking that white could be anything except pure good. This shouldn't be too far off though, I mean...Magic is designed based on reality after all, so that entity (those entities) should be subject to those things. Anyways, I guess when you're busy doing space stuff you can't always be around to ensure quality control. It's no wonder they choose Garfield, they're so much alike; that's exactly what happened to him and Magic.
166199665 wrote:
omg snortng so much febbdelicious /intocixated in rl