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You get the urge to poo right after you took a shower. 
Why not just go while you're still in the shower? It's the classy thing to do.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Knew someone who didn't buy toilet paper, he just had a shower afterwards.
Always a fun time. In the mornings, you can use coffee. It's a real "pick-me-up."
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
You sir are offensive.

 
You sir are offensive.

 

You start a thread about "poo," and we are the ones that are offensive? Well then... 

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
You sir are offensive.

 

You start a thread about "poo," and we are the ones that are offensive? Well then... 



Poo is a word used by children. It is innocent. 

You two have suggested horrible unhealthy disgusting acts that are against nature.  
You sir are offensive.

 

You start a thread about "poo," and we are the ones that are offensive? Well then... 



Poo is a word used by children. It is innocent.

Unless "poo" stands for butterflies and rainbows instead of feces, no, it isn't innocent.
You two have suggested horrible unhealthy disgusting acts that are against nature.  

I disagree. Children are horrible, unhealthy, and disgusting acts against nature.

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Children are horrible, unhealthy, and disgusting acts against nature.


   But tasty, if you put enough ketchup on them...


Show

I am the Magic Man.

(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.)

 

I am the Lawnmower Man.

(I AM GOD HERE!)

 

I am the Skull God.

(Koo Koo Ka Choo)

 

There are reasons they call me Mad...

Children are horrible, unhealthy, and disgusting acts against nature.

But tasty, if you put enough ketchup on them...

But what if you want to class it up?

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

 Serve with asparagus tips?

Show

I am the Magic Man.

(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.)

 

I am the Lawnmower Man.

(I AM GOD HERE!)

 

I am the Skull God.

(Koo Koo Ka Choo)

 

There are reasons they call me Mad...

But what would you use instead of ketchup?
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
You sir are offensive.

 

You start a thread about "poo," and we are the ones that are offensive? Well then... 



Poo is a word used by children. It is innocent.

Unless "poo" stands for butterflies and rainbows instead of feces, no, it isn't innocent.
You two have suggested horrible unhealthy disgusting acts that are against nature.  

I disagree. Children are horrible, unhealthy, and disgusting acts against nature.



Poo is not offensive like ****. I do not let my kids say ****. There are reasons why poo is not censored and **** is on these forums. Enemas are offensive. Coffee enemas to get a high is wrong. I guess you were joking, but it's jokes like that lead kids to put tampons soaked in vodka in their behind. 

Kids are a treasure. Yes, their soul is dormant and they are much like animals, but they need us to awaken it. Guide them to relive their passed lives to reach a higher state of being.
Poo is not offensive like ****. I do not let my kids say ****. There are reasons why poo is not censored and **** is on these forums.

Some people are just very sensitive. They are easily insulted. 
Enemas are offensive. Coffee enemas to get a high is wrong.

Enemas are a medical procedure. That's like saying getting a colonoscopy is offensive.
I guess you were joking, but it's jokes like that lead kids to put tampons soaked in vodka in their behind.

No, that would be due to stupidity and bad parenting. Hell, tampons don't even go in the "behind." If your kid is putting it in there, he/ she is retarded, and it's your fault as a parent. 
Kids are a treasure. Yes, their soul is dormant and they are much like animals, but they need us to awaken it. Guide them to relive their passed lives to reach a higher state of being.

I thought you were opposed to coffee enemas in order to get high?

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
But what would you use instead of ketchup?


A sauce made with the left over cooking juices of the babies?

That sounds promising.

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
This is just horrible. 
This is just horrible. 


Why?
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
The way you talk about: eating kids, clling my kids retarded, biological functions and then insinuate I am on drugs. 
The way you talk about: eating kids,

Hey, I class it up. I asked for a different sauce than ketchup, and added the asparagus tips. By the way, have you ever read "A Modest Proposal" by Johnathan Swift? If you should. I think you'll like it.
clling my kids retarded,

I didn't call your kids retarded.  By "your kid" I meant the general "your," not you specifically. 
biological functions

Dude, you're the one that started a thread about bodily functions after getting out of the shower.
and then insinuate I am on drugs. 

I assumed that was the only logical reason you would say
Kids are a treasure. Yes, their soul is dormant and they are much like animals, but they need us to awaken it. Guide them to relive their passed lives to reach a higher state of being.

Right?

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
The way you talk about: eating kids, clling my kids retarded, biological functions and then insinuate I am on drugs. 


You clearly haven't visited this part of the forums before.
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The way you talk about: eating kids, clling my kids retarded, biological functions and then insinuate I am on drugs. 



I suggest using the report button as all of the above can fall under baiting,trolling,bullying.....


EDIT: not that it really matters since this place has become a prime example of GIFT but on the bright side it's not as bad as some places,but also atleast this forum area isn't as good as others... 

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The way you talk about: eating kids, clling my kids retarded, biological functions and then insinuate I am on drugs. 



I suggest using the report button as all of the above can fall under baiting,trolling,bullying.....


EDIT: not that it really matters since this place has become a prime example of GIFT but on the bright side it's not as bad as some places,but also atleast this forum area isn't as good as others... 


Why don't you report it?
I mean, after all, reporting is your fetish or something, right?

Hey Truenamer, if you don't like what someone is saying, ignore them. If you report, you will be hated, despisd, and shunned... just like TS is around these parts.
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Kids are a treasure. Yes, their soul is dormant and they are much like animals, but they need us to awaken it. Guide them to relive their passed lives to reach a higher state of being.



Sorry to pile on, but awakening their souls by guiding them to relive their past lives?  You can't be serious.  If you are, can you tell us about some of your past lives?  I'm fascinated.
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[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

HS, I use a spiced alfredo sauce when I cook kids.

Also you could slow cook the kids in bourbon. It really brings out the flavors, and tenderizes that already tender meat further
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HS, I use a spiced alfredo sauce when I cook kids.

Also you could slow cook the kids in bourbon. It really brings out the flavors, and tenderizes that already tender meat further


Bourbon... mmmm... sounds tasty.
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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
HS, I use a spiced alfredo sauce when I cook kids.

Also you could slow cook the kids in bourbon. It really brings out the flavors, and tenderizes that already tender meat further


Bourbon... mmmm... sounds tasty.



I recommend something with alot of real heavy bite to it, since the bourbon flavors naturally are abit diluted when used as a cooking agent.
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Question: would it be ok to use the bourbon and smoke the meat?  I mean, bourbon often has a woody taste so it sort of makes sense.  I just worry that it may be too much. 
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[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

In your case, I think you might be okay if you use a very mild bourbon.
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Poo is not offensive like ****. I do not let my kids say ****. There are reasons why poo is not censored and **** is on these forums. Enemas are offensive. Coffee enemas to get a high is wrong. I guess you were joking, but it's jokes like that lead kids to put tampons soaked in vodka in their behind. 

It's only offensive because we, as a culture, decided to be offended by it.

Also, welcome to the OTT.  Don't expect much and you'll be plesantly surprised.

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F-111 Interdictor Long (200+ squares) distance ally teleporter. With some warlord stuff. Broken in a plot way, not a power way.

Thought Switch Higher level build that grants upto 14 attacks on turn 1. If your allies play along, it's broken.

Elven Critters Crit op with crit generation. 5 of these will end anything. Broken.

King Fisher Optimized net user.  Moderate.

Boominator Fun catch-22 booming blade build with either strong or completely broken damage depending on your reading.

Very Distracting Warlock Lot's of dazing and major penalties to hit. Overpowered.

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Yakuza NinjIntimiAdin: Perma-stealth Striker that offers a little protection for ally's, and can intimidate bloodied enemies. Very Strong.

Chargeburgler with cheese Ranged attacks at the end of a charge along with perma-stealth. Solid, could be overpowered if tweaked.

Void Defender Defends giving a penalty to hit anyone but him, then removing himself from play. Can get somewhat broken in epic.

Scry and Die Attacking from around corners, while staying hidden. Moderate to broken, depending on the situation.

Skimisher Fly in, attack, and fly away. Also prevents enemies from coming close. Moderate to Broken depending on the enemy, but shouldn't make the game un-fun, as the rest of your team is at risk, and you have enough weaknesses.

Indestructible Simply won't die, even if you sleep though combat.  One of THE most abusive character in 4e.

Sir Robin (Bravely Charge Away) He automatically slows and pushes an enemy (5 squares), while charging away. Hard to rate it's power level, since it's terrain dependent.

Death's Gatekeeper A fun twist on a healic, making your party "unkillable". Overpowered to Broken, but shouldn't actually make the game un-fun, just TPK proof.

Death's Gatekeeper mk2, (Stealth Edition) Make your party "unkillable", and you hidden, while doing solid damage. Stronger then the above, but also easier for a DM to shut down. Broken, until your DM get's enough of it.

Domination and Death Dominate everything then kill them quickly. Only works @ 30, but is broken multiple ways.

Battlemind Mc Prone-Daze Protecting your allies by keeping enemies away. Quite powerful.

The Retaliator Getting hit deals more damage to the enemy then you receive yourself, and you can take plenty of hits. Heavy item dependency, Broken.

Dead Kobold Transit Teleports 98 squares a turn, and can bring someone along for the ride. Not fully built, so i can't judge the power.

Psilent Guardian Protect your allies, while being invisible. Overpowered, possibly broken.

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I don't use plain jane store bought alfredo sauce.
I only use it when I'm lazy at any rate. Mostly I smoke, grill, or slow cook baby.

Meh, I'm not big on frying them. The best part of baby is that the meat just wants to fall off the bone as it is. It quite literally does when slow cooked. The bourbon spices, and brings out the flavors of the meat fully too.
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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
The way you talk about: eating kids,

Hey, I class it up. I asked for a different sauce than ketchup, and added the asparagus tips. By the way, have you ever read "A Modest Proposal" by Johnathan Swift? If you should. I think you'll like it.
clling my kids retarded,

I didn't call your kids retarded.  By "your kid" I meant the general "your," not you specifically. 
biological functions

Dude, you're the one that started a thread about bodily functions after getting out of the shower.
and then insinuate I am on drugs. 

I assumed that was the only logical reason you would say
Kids are a treasure. Yes, their soul is dormant and they are much like animals, but they need us to awaken it. Guide them to relive their passed lives to reach a higher state of being.

Right?



No. You are just ignorant. Research Thetans.

This is all I have to say on the matters.
Kids are a treasure. Yes, their soul is dormant and they are much like animals, but they need us to awaken it. Guide them to relive their passed lives to reach a higher state of being.



Sorry to pile on, but awakening their souls by guiding them to relive their past lives?  You can't be serious.  If you are, can you tell us about some of your past lives?  I'm fascinated.


I was a great greek warrior poet. But he also liked whine a lot and explains some of current issues with alcohol right now.
No. You are just ignorant. Research Thetans.

Well now... that explains so much about you. Say hi to Tom Cruise for me. ;)
This is all I have to say on the matters.

Really? That saddens me. I was so hoping you'd enlighten us.

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Marinade your baby in kitten oil, garlic, oregano, cumin, and cilantro for at least 8 hours. Place in roasting pan. Add 2 cups water, 4 tablespoons puppy-butter, onions, carrots, celery, and minced garlic. Tent foil over pan. Place in 325o F oven until internal temperature reaches 160o F (about 8 minutes per pound). Remove from oven and allow to rest for 10 minutes before serving.
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No. You are just ignorant. Research Thetans.

Well now... that explains so much about you. Say hi to Tom Cruise for me. ;)
This is all I have to say on the matters.

Really? That saddens me. I was so hoping you'd enlighten us.



You have to want to be enlighten. All I see are people who like to talk of ways to kill babies.

A behind it all a psychologist who likes to manipulate people. 
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You have to want to be enlighten. All I see are people who like to talk of ways to kill babies.

You play a game where worse things happen. What's the difference?
A behind it all a psychologist who likes to manipulate people. 

You guys are afraid of psychologists, aren't you? Why is that? I'vealways been interested in that.

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
I don't use plain jane store bought alfredo sauce.
I only use it when I'm lazy at any rate. Mostly I smoke, grill, or slow cook baby.

Smoking and grilling I can totally get behind. Slow cook? Not so much

Also, baby goes pretty nice in stew. I've also heard of stuffing and baking a baby, though I've never done so myself.
Meh, I'm not big on frying them. The best part of baby is that the meat just wants to fall off the bone as it is. It quite literally does when slow cooked. The bourbon spices, and brings out the flavors of the meat fully too.

Really? It always feels weird when slow cooked. Too soft, really. Babies are relatively tender as is

Do you marinade the baby? If so, what do you use?




Garlic, some black pepper, a little diced tomatos, some cheerwine / cherry soda.  During the last 2 hours of cooking I add the bourbon.
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I prefer Cheerwine to most cherry sodas due to them using darker cherries (and actually using Cherries for the flavoring). It's more biting than super sweet.

But normal cherry soda will work in a pinch. I tend to add more bourbon, and pepper though if I use non cheerwine, cherry soda.
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