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Traumanticore
Creature - Manticore
Flying
Players dealt damage by Traumanticore become Hesitant. (Hesitant players draw a card at the beginning of their second main phase instead of during their draw step.) 

"A tiger's claws will scratch you, but those wounds will heal. A snake's coils will bruise you, but those wounds will heal. A scorpion's sting will poison you, but those wounds will heal. A manticore's jaws may rend your flesh. These wounds do not heal." 


4/2


Now: Masticore/ 

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
Razorhide Masticore
Artifact Creature – Masticore
First strike
Whenever Razorhide Masticore attacks or blocks, it deals 1 damage to each other creature.
5/5

Next up: Mercenary! 

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Grisly Ruffians 
Creature - Human Mercenary
: ~ fights target creature.
You'll find them outside the bar... the owner don't let em in anymore.
3/2

 Next: Merfolk
 

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Upon the day that dragons were born, so to was the first white wig worn, by men who wished to make the world theirs, and in the process sorcery tears - the very fabric of space and time, dragging the dragons right into their prime, these monstrous beasts in philosophical mansions, stood right in the way of colonial expansions. To break these beasts a hero must be found, a hero of the future who can stand the sound - of centuries past and voices unfettered, and someone who'll carve dragon graves lettered - R, I, and P the three sacred symbols, that curse the dead to a land without gimbals. A land they'll never leave, because escape cannot conceive - itself, out of the grip of this mustachio'd hero, a Roosevelt who is comparable to zero. Family crest tattooed on his chest, the baddest m****rf****r this side of the West. And to the dismay of the colonial fools, their futuristic hero had to play by the rules, and the hero chosen by the dragons themselves, they summoned with a tome pulled from dusty shelves. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, or so they said, as their dragon tails were waggin'. And up from the depths, as the earth shook, the Oldest of Ones opened eyes for a look - at the battle that was about to be waged, the human champion that stood enraged - on the precipice between hither and yon, to battle this most eldritch scion. And with that, the tension was broken, the combat began, and each soul had spoken - its very last words, because as soon as time had started, so to had it ended, and sentience departed.
School of Merfolk
Creature – Merfolk
Islandwalk
When School of Merfolk enters the battlefield, you may draw a card.
2/2

Next up: Metathran! 

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Metathran Airship
Artifact Creature – Metathran Ship
Creatures you control have flying.
4/4

Next up: Minion! 

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Laboratory Rat ()
Creature - Rat Minion
Whenever ~ is dealt damage, you may draw a card. 
1/2

Next: Minotaur

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Upon the day that dragons were born, so to was the first white wig worn, by men who wished to make the world theirs, and in the process sorcery tears - the very fabric of space and time, dragging the dragons right into their prime, these monstrous beasts in philosophical mansions, stood right in the way of colonial expansions. To break these beasts a hero must be found, a hero of the future who can stand the sound - of centuries past and voices unfettered, and someone who'll carve dragon graves lettered - R, I, and P the three sacred symbols, that curse the dead to a land without gimbals. A land they'll never leave, because escape cannot conceive - itself, out of the grip of this mustachio'd hero, a Roosevelt who is comparable to zero. Family crest tattooed on his chest, the baddest m****rf****r this side of the West. And to the dismay of the colonial fools, their futuristic hero had to play by the rules, and the hero chosen by the dragons themselves, they summoned with a tome pulled from dusty shelves. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, or so they said, as their dragon tails were waggin'. And up from the depths, as the earth shook, the Oldest of Ones opened eyes for a look - at the battle that was about to be waged, the human champion that stood enraged - on the precipice between hither and yon, to battle this most eldritch scion. And with that, the tension was broken, the combat began, and each soul had spoken - its very last words, because as soon as time had started, so to had it ended, and sentience departed.
Labyrinth
Tribal Land – Minotaur
When Labyrinth enters the battlefield, choose a creature you control. The chosen creature has ": Exile this creature with five time counters on it. It gains suspend and loses this ability."
: Add to your mana pool.
When the chosen creature enters the battlefield from exile, create a 5/5 red Minotaur creature token.

Next up: Monger!

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Brawlmonger

Creature -- Ogre Monger
: Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. Any player may activate this ability. 
He doesn't fight for the money, the fame or the glory. He does it simply for the simple joy of feeling someone's ribs crack underneath your fist.
4/4 

Next: Mongoose!
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Blurry Mongoose
Creature – Mongoose
Flash, hexproof
1/1

Next up: Monk!

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Loxodon Pacifist 
Creature - Elephant Monk
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to ~. Whenever ~ blocks, you gain 3 life.
: Regenerate ~ .
0/4
 

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Upon the day that dragons were born, so to was the first white wig worn, by men who wished to make the world theirs, and in the process sorcery tears - the very fabric of space and time, dragging the dragons right into their prime, these monstrous beasts in philosophical mansions, stood right in the way of colonial expansions. To break these beasts a hero must be found, a hero of the future who can stand the sound - of centuries past and voices unfettered, and someone who'll carve dragon graves lettered - R, I, and P the three sacred symbols, that curse the dead to a land without gimbals. A land they'll never leave, because escape cannot conceive - itself, out of the grip of this mustachio'd hero, a Roosevelt who is comparable to zero. Family crest tattooed on his chest, the baddest m****rf****r this side of the West. And to the dismay of the colonial fools, their futuristic hero had to play by the rules, and the hero chosen by the dragons themselves, they summoned with a tome pulled from dusty shelves. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, or so they said, as their dragon tails were waggin'. And up from the depths, as the earth shook, the Oldest of Ones opened eyes for a look - at the battle that was about to be waged, the human champion that stood enraged - on the precipice between hither and yon, to battle this most eldritch scion. And with that, the tension was broken, the combat began, and each soul had spoken - its very last words, because as soon as time had started, so to had it ended, and sentience departed.
Next: Moonfolk

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Upon the day that dragons were born, so to was the first white wig worn, by men who wished to make the world theirs, and in the process sorcery tears - the very fabric of space and time, dragging the dragons right into their prime, these monstrous beasts in philosophical mansions, stood right in the way of colonial expansions. To break these beasts a hero must be found, a hero of the future who can stand the sound - of centuries past and voices unfettered, and someone who'll carve dragon graves lettered - R, I, and P the three sacred symbols, that curse the dead to a land without gimbals. A land they'll never leave, because escape cannot conceive - itself, out of the grip of this mustachio'd hero, a Roosevelt who is comparable to zero. Family crest tattooed on his chest, the baddest m****rf****r this side of the West. And to the dismay of the colonial fools, their futuristic hero had to play by the rules, and the hero chosen by the dragons themselves, they summoned with a tome pulled from dusty shelves. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, or so they said, as their dragon tails were waggin'. And up from the depths, as the earth shook, the Oldest of Ones opened eyes for a look - at the battle that was about to be waged, the human champion that stood enraged - on the precipice between hither and yon, to battle this most eldritch scion. And with that, the tension was broken, the combat began, and each soul had spoken - its very last words, because as soon as time had started, so to had it ended, and sentience departed.
Oboro Sentinel

Creature -- Moonfolk Wizard (U)
Flying
When Oboro Sentinel enters the battlefield, you may return a land you control to its owner's hand. If you do, return target creature to its owner's hand.
"You wouldn't think that a palace in the sky would need to be guarded from outsiders. But then again, the soratami really don't like outsiders." --Shimori, the Misted Veil
2/3


Next: Mutant!
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Battlemuck
Creature - Mutant
Battlemuck's power is equal to the number of permanents on the battlefield divided by ten, rounded up.
Battlemuck's toughness is equal to number of permanents in all graveyards divided by ten, rounded up. 

"They say that the tears of the battlemuck will heal even the worst case of Cornstrowel. The only problem is telling which secretion is lacrimal."

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Set up some adorable Myr for me gangstas. 
Battlefront Myr

Artifact Creature -- Myr (C)
: Add to your mana pool.
The myr thought of themselves as the only true natives of Mirrodin, and to make their plane Pure, all others must be rid of.
2/1 

Next: Mystic!
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Bog Mystic 
Creature - Mystic
Protection from White
Threshold - As long as you have 7 or more cards in your graveyard, ~ has +3/+3 and intimidate.
1/2

Next: Nautilus

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Upon the day that dragons were born, so to was the first white wig worn, by men who wished to make the world theirs, and in the process sorcery tears - the very fabric of space and time, dragging the dragons right into their prime, these monstrous beasts in philosophical mansions, stood right in the way of colonial expansions. To break these beasts a hero must be found, a hero of the future who can stand the sound - of centuries past and voices unfettered, and someone who'll carve dragon graves lettered - R, I, and P the three sacred symbols, that curse the dead to a land without gimbals. A land they'll never leave, because escape cannot conceive - itself, out of the grip of this mustachio'd hero, a Roosevelt who is comparable to zero. Family crest tattooed on his chest, the baddest m****rf****r this side of the West. And to the dismay of the colonial fools, their futuristic hero had to play by the rules, and the hero chosen by the dragons themselves, they summoned with a tome pulled from dusty shelves. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, or so they said, as their dragon tails were waggin'. And up from the depths, as the earth shook, the Oldest of Ones opened eyes for a look - at the battle that was about to be waged, the human champion that stood enraged - on the precipice between hither and yon, to battle this most eldritch scion. And with that, the tension was broken, the combat began, and each soul had spoken - its very last words, because as soon as time had started, so to had it ended, and sentience departed.