Not all FNM's are equal

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I love this myth that perpetuates that you can throw together any old deck and win a Friday Night Magic at where ever you are. It's not that true.

Sure, in my local area, I can find a few places where that would be true. If I want to travel about 15 miles out of my way, there's a small store where I can be in contention every weekend. A little closer to home, though, I am near a major secondary card distributor. There, the competition is somewhat feirce, and the crowd regularly are at the bottom tiers of the grinders (X-3 at the GP's and SCG's). You have a lot of high quality expensive decks running around my favorite place to play FNM.

Consequently, at that venue, I do really horrible at times, even with established net decks. I go not to win (although that would be nice), but to learn to play better.

Not everyone may have a choice on where they play, and sometimes the venue where you play makes a huge difference in what qualifies as a FNM deck. Stop thinking that all venues are equal at this level of play, because they're not.

Sometime you're going to need a well tuned deck with best cards. That's all there is to it. This, of course, is not an answer some will be looking for, but that's the way it is. Know your venues, and play at the one that is more friendly to your style and budget.
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Nonsense. Every FNM is identical, just like every store and every player is. Claiming that stores have different atmospheres and metas is pure foolishness resulting from the inability to recognize that everybody is identical and anybody who claims to have experiences which differ from yours is lying.
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Yeah, I agree with that sentiment. Every Friday I expect to be playing against the decks that won the SCG or GP the previous weekend, card for card. I'm rarely disappointed.
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While its funny to crack jokes at the OP basically saying 'obvious statement is obvious', there are quite a few people on these forums who I've seen claim the opposite (that all FNM's are exactly the same and never remotely competitive) without anyone pointing out how stupid a generalization that is.

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Talk to your store owner if you think the player conduct is bad. One of the places by me if a guy who is clearly experienced is being a dick to players who are there just for fun he'll pull them aside and tell them that they need to calm down and take it less seriously. You might want to ask your store owner to do something similar. 
Talk to your store owner if you think the player conduct is bad. One of the places by me if a guy who is clearly experienced is being a dick to players who are there just for fun he'll pull them aside and tell them that they need to calm down and take it less seriously. You might want to ask your store owner to do something similar. 

Shadowchu, I think you're arguing a different thread's arguement. I don't think anyone is talking about player conduct here. Maybe *skill* level, but that's mostly a general statement.

Where I play, skill level is expected, and typically players aren't kittens towards other that are less experienced. It just that if you bring your Timmy deck in with a pool of Spikes, you're in trouble.

Unless you're playing Thragtusk and Resto. Then you're probably okay.
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Still takes skill and a competent deck.  I doubt when people mention going to FNM and placing with any deck, that they mean some random person you grabbed off the street can go in with 60 basic lands and win it.  Would imagine when they say it they mean if you are a good player and have a competent deck then you should place.

Funny, you over generalized when you complained about over generalization.
Talk to your store owner if you think the player conduct is bad. One of the places by me if a guy who is clearly experienced is being a dick to players who are there just for fun he'll pull them aside and tell them that they need to calm down and take it less seriously. You might want to ask your store owner to do something similar. 

Shadowchu, I think you're arguing a different thread's arguement. I don't think anyone is talking about player conduct here. Maybe *skill* level, but that's mostly a general statement.

Where I play, skill level is expected, and typically players aren't kittens towards other that are less experienced. It just that if you bring your Timmy deck in with a pool of Spikes, you're in trouble.

Unless you're playing Thragtusk and Resto. Then you're probably okay.


nah I didn't really read the thread.  
My local FNM is usually a booster draft tournament, so everyone has access to roughly the same card set. The skill is how you draft and put your deck together, plus some luck in the cards you get to choose.
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My local FNM is usually a booster draft tournament, so everyone has access to roughly the same card set. The skill is how you draft and put your deck together, plus some luck in the cards you get to choose.


^^ I can't recall an FNM at my FLGS where it was not draft or sealed.

Still takes skill and a competent deck.  I doubt when people mention going to FNM and placing with any deck, that they mean some random person you grabbed off the street can go in with 60 basic lands and win it.


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While its funny to crack jokes at the OP basically saying 'obvious statement is obvious', there are quite a few people on these forums who I've seen claim the opposite (that all FNM's are exactly the same and never remotely competitive) without anyone pointing out how stupid a generalization that is.


Well yeah, of course I'm cracking jokes. That's what I normally do when somebody accurately points out something I occasionally do is stupid but hasn't actually pointed me out as doing it.
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While I see where the OP is coming from, I cannot completely agree with it. It is simply impossible for decks that are tuned to contend higher-tier decks to deal with off-the-wall/wacky/obscure interactions and cards in addition to beating a large percentage of the field.

The prevalent (although unattainable) goal of building a deck that can "deal with anything" that is popular among Kitchen Table Casualists certainly does not apply to top-tier decks. 75 cards is not enough for even high-end decks to deal with any and everything that someone can come up with.

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When I was younger me and a couple friends would drop by the FNM.  We were just kids and had no idea how to play competitive magic.  They were still pretty good sports with us and we all had a good time.  Shame that the store went out of business.  Had a really good group of people there playing.  Nice people.  I would never go (back) to a shop if it was loaded with jerks.  Just a waste of time. 

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Talk to your store owner if you think the player conduct is bad. One of the places by me if a guy who is clearly experienced is being a dick to players who are there just for fun he'll pull them aside and tell them that they need to calm down and take it less seriously. You might want to ask your store owner to do something similar. 

Shadowchu, I think you're arguing a different thread's arguement. I don't think anyone is talking about player conduct here. Maybe *skill* level, but that's mostly a general statement.

Where I play, skill level is expected, and typically players aren't kittens towards other that are less experienced. It just that if you bring your Timmy deck in with a pool of Spikes, you're in trouble.

Unless you're playing Thragtusk and Resto. Then you're probably okay.


nah I didn't really read the thread.  

Fair enough. :D
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While I see where the OP is coming from, I cannot completely agree with it. It is simply impossible for decks that are tuned to contend higher-tier decks to deal with off-the-wall/wacky/obscure interactions and cards in addition to beating a large percentage of the field.

The prevalent (although unattainable) goal of building a deck that can "deal with anything" that is popular among Kitchen Table Casualists certainly does not apply to top-tier decks. 75 cards is not enough for even high-end decks to deal with any and everything that someone can come up with.




I think the OP is talking about all of those people giving advice to new players telling them that they will be just fine with their beginner decklist at FNM when in reality there are some locations where that will not be true and they will lose badly in every match.
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I'm thankful the shop I go to runs two pools. One for the super competitive proven decks and experienced players, and one for the more new players or people testing strange builds.
Although I played YGO at the highest level for years, my last CCG was L5R(where matching your local environment and reading the meta is KING), and it amazes me that people are much more oblivious to that in Magic. People just throw decks together based on what the internet tells them has won at a certain event and don't bother to know their local environment and read it in order to make better choices. They just build together a machine and use that, no tweaking, no meta choices to answer specific stuff they know is popular where they play, none of it. Apart from the winners, they do that, all the while most other people in the room are scratching their heads.

I'm lucky though, I live in London and there is really only one place to play(Shoutouts to Jason at Games Club and the Euston and Escape crews), but they're all a straight up bunch of dudes and there is a nice mix of srs bzniss types and a few of the older guard who are still very good at the game but have been there, done that, earned their stripes and don't go all try-hard with top-tier.dec and make proper cracking rogue decks. Great environment to play in.
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Although I played YGO at the highest level for years, my last CCG was L5R(where matching your local environment and reading the meta is KING), and it amazes me that people are much more oblivious to that in Magic. People just throw decks together based on what the internet tells them has won at a certain event and don't bother to know their local environment and read it in order to make better choices. They just build together a machine and use that, no tweaking, no meta choices to answer specific stuff they know is popular where they play, none of it. Apart from the winners, they do that, all the while most other people in the room are scratching their heads.

I'm lucky though, I live in London and there is really only one place to play(Shoutouts to Jason at Games Club and the Euston and Escape crews), but they're all a straight up bunch of dudes and there is a nice mix of srs bzniss types and a few of the older guard who are still very good at the game but have been there, done that, earned their stripes and don't go all try-hard with top-tier.dec and make proper cracking rogue decks. Great environment to play in.



To illustrate what the OP is talking about you refer to your metagame as being one that is predictable. In 2006 I was at one shop where the regulars all brought a different decklist each week. The only thing you could predict was that they would not be playing a similar decklist to what they played the week before. So I find it funny that you think because your FLGS has a predictable metagame that you think every FNM also has one..... Maybe this is why the OP is saying that not all FNM's are equal.
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To illustrate what the OP is talking about you refer to your metagame as being one that is predictable. In 2006 I was at one shop where the regulars all brought a different decklist each week. The only thing you could predict was that they would not be playing a similar decklist to what they played the week before. So I find it funny that you think because your FLGS has a predictable metagame that you think every FNM also has one..... Maybe this is why the OP is saying that not all FNM's are equal.



The game is the game, and people will still tend to lean in one way or another based on preferences and alignments and whatnot. There are Black Players, Control Players etc... While it might not be as clear cut as it is in L5R(anybody that played that game will know exactly what I'm talking about), just getting to know the people in the room will give you leanings as to what your local is like and you should tailor your game accordingly, but Magic players are in a bit of a bubble. They'll theorycraft for days and then build what they think is good, regardless of their environment.

In my experience anyway. There

So, if you'd have read the post properly BEFORE being a sarky bugger, you would have seen my point is that FNMs are most certainly NOT all the same, I agree with the overall point, and think that people should factor in their environment into their building/sidedeck stuff. If we have an outlier such as your own where every week every individual takes a completely unique list to the shop regardless of what's popular or personal preferences, and nobody speaks to one another(which wouldn't surprise me. Having social skills is not a requisite of being a magic player) then bully for you. Can't really read something like that.

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I think it's also important to illustrate that while not all FNM's are pushovers, they're also not all filled with championship winners.

Just because your FNM might resemble a PTQ line up doesn't mean the next guys will.
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To illustrate what the OP is talking about you refer to your metagame as being one that is predictable. In 2006 I was at one shop where the regulars all brought a different decklist each week. The only thing you could predict was that they would not be playing a similar decklist to what they played the week before. So I find it funny that you think because your FLGS has a predictable metagame that you think every FNM also has one..... Maybe this is why the OP is saying that not all FNM's are equal.



The game is the game, and people will still tend to lean in one way or another based on preferences and alignments and whatnot. There are Black Players, Control Players etc... While it might not be as clear cut as it is in L5R(anybody that played that game will know exactly what I'm talking about), just getting to know the people in the room will give you leanings as to what your local is like and you should tailor your game accordingly, but Magic players are in a bit of a bubble. They'll theorycraft for days and then build what they think is good, regardless of their environment.

In my experience anyway. There

So, if you'd have read the post properly BEFORE being a sarky bugger, you would have seen my point is that FNMs are most certainly NOT all the same, I agree with the overall point, and think that people should factor in their environment into their building/sidedeck stuff. If we have an outlier such as your own where every week every individual takes a completely unique list to the shop regardless of what's popular or personal preferences, and nobody speaks to one another(which wouldn't surprise me. Having social skills is not a requisite of being a magic player) then bully for you. Can't really read something like that.




If you play week after week, that is. I play every month or so. It's not always the same people. This season, the first FNM I went to was full to burst of aggro decks. The following FNM, just control decks. How should I prepare? I built a deck with a favorable end game and the means to beat aggro, simply put. I can't hope to read the meta at all.

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One part of the statement being true=/=the whole statement true.
Whatever. I'm still here about ten minutes away. Whenever you want to get destroyed in Magic, I'm available.
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Dark Ritual being overpowered is determined more by what is done with it than the card itself.
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I'm sorry, this forum isn't for getting bad advice on mediocre decks, that's standard deck help. This forum is for starting ****storms.
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It helped that I more or less skipped most of GM_Champion's longer diatribes. I only have so many brain cells I'm willing to sacrifice each day.
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Mark Rosewater is sitting in a seemingly innocuous cable TV van, outside of Bankaimastery's house. Sitting nearby are two hardened criminal hackers, fresh out of prison, and filled with resentment at their lack of physical fitness. "Have you managed to hack his brainwaves yet? The set deadline's coming up fast." "We're almost through. It should be coming up on the screen any second." The hacker presses a button, and Kevin's thoughts flash onto the screen. Mark and the hackers stare in amazement at the sheer beauty, the elegance, and the raw truth of what they see. It's like the ending to 2001: A Space Odyssey. Brilliant light shines across the screen, the truth of existence is made clear to them, and they despair at their own foolishness, their own ignorance, their own inadequacy. And then they steal his ideas. As they return back to R&D, Mark sneers at a haggard old man chained to a cast-iron sphere. The man looks up from his laborious task of breaking rocks in the dungeon of Wizards of the Coast headquarters, and asks a question: "Kevin, my greatest student. He - he's all right, isn't he? You didn't hurt him?" Mark deals him a weighty blow with his boot. "Know your place, Richard. Get back to work."
57023768 wrote:
Now show me on the Garruk doll where Zac Hill ruined your enjoyment of Magic...
63711769 wrote:
I'm only opposed to it because it bears so little relation to how people actually play the game. The example of Miracles is actually a much better one then the Clone example I was trying to use. From the game's perspective, the card can move instantly from face down in the library to revealed in the hand and that's fine for the rules. But in real life, we can't actually do that, so the card spends a good bit of time in locations that are neither where that player's library is nor where that player's hand is. And that's fine for real life. What I don't want is the disconnect to be explicitly codified. Along the lines of
183664.697 A game of Magic as laid out by these rules exists only as a pure Platonic ideal, utterly unrealizable by fallible mortals limited by the confines of physicality and the ravages of evil and sin. 183664.698 The cake is a lie, too.
I know it's true, but I don't want the rules to actually straight-up tell me that.
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77120821 wrote:
Pfft this cant be serious can it? If it is please delete your account OP. Its not even close to ban worthy, considering what JTMS and stoneforge had to accomplish to get banned i see the WotC selling magic to aquire Pokemon before that ever happens.
I'm trying to imagine sorin markov as a gym leader in one of those pokemon games which you have to beat him to get his badge... somehow I imagine that he would stab you in the chest with his sword before giving you the badge, even if you beat his pokemon....
196239043 wrote:
Personally, I'd be fine with tea time but then I'm not gonna waste the mana summoning Emrakul, the Aeons Torn. He always takes all the sugar, drinks the whole pot of Earl Grey and doesn't even say thank you. SO. RUDE.

 

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JuliusPringle wrote:

All I want to do is sit down and play magic, but when I walked in yesterday, (since I didn't talk to anyone) nobody talked to me and I silently bought what I wanted and walked out.


If you don't talk to anyone, that increases the odds that no one will talk to you.

 

JuliusPringle wrote:

So how do I just... introduce myself? "Hi, my name is Adam, wanna play magic with me?" Do I go to the counter and talk to the cashier?


Yeah. Talk to the cashier. Tell him/her that you want a Black Lotus, and if they don't have one tell them that the store isn't on par with what you expected.

 

Reach into your back left pocket. Pull out a deck list that you copied directly from some ChannelFireball top 8 Standard discussion, and ask for all the cards, as is, on that list. Then, ask for some random, probably terrible cards from whatever set is Standard legal. Say it's tech for the upcoming changes in the metagame.

 

Pull out a deck, and tell some random dude you wanna test (you have to use the term "test" for this to work) for Standard. Make sure that deck contains Kitchen Finks and Alluring Siren. Maybe throw in Nyxathid for good measure.

 

Finally, before you leave, spill (make it look like an accident) one hundred singleton, random cards onto the floor. Pick them up, put them in a pile, and say "EEE-DEE-AYCH".

 

I know this sounds dumb at first, but it will work. With the method outlined above, you will draw the attention of players that play older formats by asking for cards that no one on Earth can reasonably afford. You will get the attention of the wanna-be pro, Stomp-n00bz players by pulling out a well known decklist and declare that you have "tech" to make it better. You will get the attention of all the kind, helpful players by seemingly not knowing the most common format by having non-Standard legal cards in a deck that you claim is Standard legal. Finally, you catch all the rest of the Magic players by saying "EEE-DEE-AYCH" (EDH (or Commander)).

And there you have it. You will be talking to more people than you would have wanted to talk to in no time.

 

Smoke_Stack wrote:

EDH is the best format anyway


See, it's starting already.

 

Break the Card
What is Break the Card?
Break the Card is a regular thread in the Cards and Combo Forum. Quite simply, the participants are given a Johnnystatic card (e.g. Xenograft) and are asked to build a deck around it. The winner and honorable mentions are sigged below. Get brewing!
Week 1 : Xenograft
This week's Break the Card was based around Xenograft. Thread : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27681049/Break_the_card_:_Xenograft?pg=1 Winner : Axterix with his Vampdrazi deck. Finalist : Vektor480 with his Ally/Golem/Plant deck. Honorable mentions : Zammm for the Turntimber Ranger combo and TinGorilla for suggesting Sarkhan the Mad.
Week 2 : Mindlock Orb
Here's the link to the Mindlock Orb contest : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27697565/Break_the_Card_:_Mindlock_Orb?sdb=1&pg=last#497536269 Winner : Axterix with his Maralen of the Mornsong deck. Honorable mentions : Void_Elemental.
Week 3 : Bludgeon Brawl
Here's the link to Break the Card : Bludgeon Brawl : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27715169/Break_the_Card_:_Bludgeon_Brawl?sdb=1&pg=last#498208797 Winner : Vektor and his Grab the World deck. Finalist : Crandor with his Awesome Aliteration deck. Honorable mentions : RP Jesus with his Wat deck and Zix200 with his Signet Renewal deck.
Week 4 : Followed Footsteps
This week was Followed Footsteps : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27748677/Break_the_Card_:_Followed_Footsteps?pg=1 Winner : Tevish_Szat with his Exponential Growth deck. Honorable mentions : Zix with his Carbon Copies deck and Escef with his Fungus of Speed and Time deck.
Week 5 : Delaying Shield
This week's card was Delaying Shield : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27790101/Break_the_Card_:_Delaying_Shield Winner : Tevish_Szat. Finalist : Vampire_Bat. Honorable Mention : Zix200.
Week 6 : Painter's Servant
This week's card was Painter's Servant : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27940861/Break_the_Card_:_Painters_Servant?pg=1 Winner : Tevish_Szat with his Paint it Black deck. Finalist : Wprundv with his Tiger, Tiger Painted Bright deck.
Week 7 : Venser, the Sojourner
This week's card was Venser, the Sojourner : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27977489/Break_the_Card_:_Venser,_the_Sojourner Winner : Izzett with her "Venser, Trickster Trader" deck. Finalist : Wprundv with his "Tactical Sojourner Action" deck.
Week 8 : Personal Sanctuary
This week's card was Personal Sanctuary : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/28005461/Break_the_card_:_Personal_Sanctuary Winner : MrQuizzles. Honorable mention : Vampire_Bat and UbberSheep
Week 9 : Sundial of the Infinite
This week's card was Sundial of the Infinite : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/28038277/Break_the_card_:_Sundial_of_the_Infinite Finalist : Izzett with her "Afterlife Trespassers" deck. Winner : Xeromus with his "Fortune 500" deck.
Week 10 : Jace's Archivist
This week's card was Jace's Archivist : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/28063377/Break_the_Card_:_Jaces_Archivist. Finalists : Jentaru with his "Consecration of the Draw" deck and HereticSmitty with his "ADHD: The deck" deck. Winner : JaxsonBateman with his "The Archives Are Endless!" deck.
Week 11 : Search the City
This week's card was Search the City : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29518555/Break_the_Card_:_Search_the_City Finalist : Mown with "A Thousand Footsteps". Winner : Desolation_masticore with "Burn the City".
Week 12 : Fiend Hunter
This week's card was Fiend Hunter : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29530975/Break_the_Card_:_Fiend_Hunter Winner : Yuyu63 with "Carnival Hunting". Honorable mention : Dknowle's "Champion the Fiend".
Week 13 : Clock of Omens
This week's card was Clock of Omens : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29541549/Break_the_Card_:_Clock_of_Omens?pg=1 Winner : Dknowle's "The Myrs Go Marching".
Week 14 : Light of Sanction
This week's card was Light of Sanction : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29607219/Break_the_Card_:_Light_of_Sanction?pg=1 Winner : Zauzich's "Divine Plague".
Week 15 : Assemble the Legion
This week's card was Assemble the Legion : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29662307/Break_the_Card_:_Assemble_the_Legion Winner : JBTM's "Some Assembly Required".
Week 16 : High Tide
This week's cards were High Tide and/or Bubbling Muck : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29760427/Break_the_Card_:_High_Tide Winner : Mown's "Puppet Strings".
Week 17 : Illusionist's Bracers
This week's card was Illusionist's Bracers : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29776943/Break_the_Card_:_Illusionistss_Bracers Winner : Enigma256's "Tezzeret's Bracers"
Week 18 : Savor the Moment
This week's card was Savor the Moment : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29787235/Break_the_Card_:_Savor_the_Moment Winner : POSValkir's "A Savory Filibuster!"
Week 19 : Grinning Ignus
This week's card was Grinning Ignus : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29795547/Break_the_Card_:_Grinning_Ignus Winner : dknowle's "Luren' and Laughin'".
Week 20 : Transcendence
This week's card was Transcendence : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29806481/Break_the_Card_:_Transcendence Winners : Mown's "Transcending Timing Restrictions" and Dknowle's "Blinded by Greed", tied for the win.
Week 21 : Mortus Strider
This week's card was Mortus Strider : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29818471/Break_the_Card_:_Mortus_Strider Winner : SimonGlume's "Mortus Head".
Week 22 : High Priest of Penance
This week's card was High Priest of Penance : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29917231/Break_the_Card_High_Priest_of_Penance Winners : JBTM's "Two Clerics and a Goblin walk into a (Bom)bar(dment)..." and POSValkir1's "Choke Their Rivers with Our Dead!".
Week 23 : False Cure
This week's card was False Cure :http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29964239/Break_the_Card_:_False_Cure Winner : Dknowle's "When Hippos Fly".

Week 24 : Akroan Horse

This week's card was Akroan Horse : http://community.wizards.com/forum/cards-and-combos/threads/4024821.

Winner : Dknowle's "Indian Giver".

Week 25 : Leylines

This week saw multiple cards being in the contest : all of the Leylines! http://community.wizards.com/forum/cards-and-combos/threads/4067621

Winner : POSValkir1's "Laying the Battle Lines".

The game is the game, and people will still tend to lean in one way or another based on preferences and alignments and whatnot. There are Black Players, Control Players etc... While it might not be as clear cut as it is in L5R(anybody that played that game will know exactly what I'm talking about), just getting to know the people in the room will give you leanings as to what your local is like and you should tailor your game accordingly, but Magic players are in a bit of a bubble. They'll theorycraft for days and then build what they think is good, regardless of their environment.

In my experience anyway. There

So, if you'd have read the post properly BEFORE being a sarky bugger, you would have seen my point is that FNMs are most certainly NOT all the same, I agree with the overall point, and think that people should factor in their environment into their building/sidedeck stuff. If we have an outlier such as your own where every week every individual takes a completely unique list to the shop regardless of what's popular or personal preferences, and nobody speaks to one another(which wouldn't surprise me. Having social skills is not a requisite of being a magic player) then bully for you. Can't really read something like that.



>sarky bugger

lol 
[...] I agree with the overall point, and think that people should factor in their environment into their building/sidedeck stuff. If we have an outlier such as your own where every week every individual takes a completely unique list to the shop regardless of what's popular or personal preferences, and nobody speaks to one another(which wouldn't surprise me. Having social skills is not a requisite of being a magic player) then bully for you. Can't really read something like that.

 

Case and point: I took my American burn control to one of the bigger shops, and beforehand I made some changes based on my standard games with friends. What I didn't realize was that almost every single deck was running a full set of Snapcasters, and if I had been running 4x Rest In Peace and 4x Ash Zealot like I had been originally, the games would have been in my favor. I didn't know they meta was going to be all about Azorius Control and Bant Control, because the other shops I'd played at were all about Red/Black and Green/Black aggro builds.

Didn't Thomas Jefferson say "We hold these Truths to be self-evident that all FNMs are created equal, except for the Ones we don't want to recognize as equal"?
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Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
---- Autocard is your friend. Lightning Bolt = Lightning Bolt
Four Score and Seven Packs ago, our Forefather, Doctor Garfield, handed down to this game, that all Planeswalkers are created equal!
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Four Score and Seven Packs ago, our Forefather, Doctor Garfield, handed down to this game, that all Planeswalkers are created equal!


And if you, can't afford four Jaces, that's your fault.
You are Red/Blue!
You are Red/Blue!
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While its funny to crack jokes at the OP basically saying 'obvious statement is obvious', there are quite a few people on these forums who I've seen claim the opposite (that all FNM's are exactly the same and never remotely competitive) without anyone pointing out how stupid a generalization that is.


Well, FNM is only like step three in the srsbsns ladder (Step 1 is casual obvi, and step 2 is prereleases). The fact that there are people out there who flip their [Debutantes avert your eyes] if they lose at Candyland is hardly our fault .

Zammm = Batman.

It's my sig in a box
58280208 wrote:
Everything is better when you read it in Bane's voice.
192334281 wrote:
Your human antics and desire to continue living have moved me. Just kidding. You cannot move me physically or emotionally. Wall humor.
57092228 wrote:
Copy effects work like a photocopy machine: you get a copy of the 'naked' card, NOT of what's on it.
56995928 wrote:
Funny story: InQuest Magazine (I think it was InQuest) had an oversized Chaos Orb which I totally rooked someone into allowing into a (non-sanctioned) game. I had a proxy card that was a Mountain with "Chaos Orb" written on it. When I played it, my opponent cried foul: Him: "WTF? a Proxy? no-one said anything about Proxies. Do you even own an actual Chaos Orb?" Me: "Yes, but I thought it would be better to use a Proxy." Him: "No way. If you're going to put a Chaos Orb in your deck you have to use your actual Chaos Orb." Me: "*Sigh*. Okay." I pulled out this huge Chaos Orb and placed it on the table. He tried to cry foul again but everyone else said he insisted I use my actual Chaos Orb and that was my actual Chaos Orb. I used it, flipped it and wiped most of his board. Unsurprisingly, that only worked once and only because everyone present thought it was hilarious.
My DM on Battleminds:
no, see i can kill defenders, but 8 consecutive crits on a battlemind, eh walk it off.
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195392035 wrote:
Hi guys! So, I'm a sort of returning player to Magic. I say sort of because as a child I had two main TCG's I liked. Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pokemon. Some of my friends branched off in to Magic, and I bought two pre-made decks just to kind of fit in. Like I said, Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon were what I really knew how to play. I have a extensive knowledge of deck building in those two TCG's. However, as far as Magic is concerned, I only ever used those two pre made decks. I know how the game is played, and I know general things, but now I want to get in the game for real. I want to begin playing it as a regular. My question is, are all cards ever released from the time of the inception of this game until present day fair game in a deck? Or are there special rules? Are some cards forbidden or restricted? Thanks guys, and I will gladly accept ANY help lol.
I have the same problem with women.
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198869283 wrote:
Oh I have a standing rule. If someone plays a Planeswalker I concede the game. I refuse to play with or against people who play Planeswalkers. They really did ruin the game.
A turn two Tibalt win?! Wicked... Betcha don't see that everyday.

The Pony Co. 

Is this my new ego sig? Yes it is, other Barry
57461258 wrote:
And that's why you should never, ever call RP Jesus on being a troll, because then everyone else playing along gets outed, too, and the thread goes back to being boring.
57461258 wrote:
See, this is why RPJesus should be in charge of the storyline. The novel line would never have been cancelled if he had been running the show. Specifically the Slobad and Geth's Head talkshow he just described.
57461258 wrote:
Not only was that an obligatory joke, it was an on-topic post that still managed to be off-topic due to thread derailment. RP Jesus does it again folks.
92481331 wrote:
I think I'm gonna' start praying to Jesus... That's right, RPJesus, I'm gonna' be praying to you, right now. O' Jesus Please continue to make my time here on the forums fun and cause me to chuckle. Amen.
92481331 wrote:
56957928 wrote:
It was wonderful. Us Johnnies had a field day. That Timmy with the Grizzly bears would actually have to think about swinging into your Mogg Fanatic, giving you time to set up your silly combo. Nowadays it's all DERPSWING! with thier blue jeans and their MP3 players and their EM EM OH AR PEE JEES and their "Dewmocracy" and their children's card games and their Jersey Shores and their Tattooed Tenaged Vampire Hunters from Beverly Hills
Seriously, that was amazing. I laughed my *ss off. Made my day, and I just woke up.
[quote=ArtVenn You're still one of my favorite people... just sayin'.[/quote]
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56786788 wrote:
.....would it be a bit blasphemous if I said, "PRAYSE RPJAYSUS!" like an Evangelical preacher?
Perhaps, but who doesn't like to blaspheme every now and again? Especially when Mr. RPJesus is completely right.
56756068 wrote:
I don't say this often, but ... LOL
57526128 wrote:
You... You... Evil something... I actualy made the damn char once I saw the poster... Now you made me see it again and I gained resolve to put it into my campaign. Shell be high standing oficial of Cyrix order. Uterly mad and only slightly evil. And it'll be bad. Evil even. And ill blame you and Lizard for it :P.
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111809331 wrote:
I'm trying to work out if you're being sarcastic here. ...
Am going to stop you right there... it's RPJesus... he's always sarcastic
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56957928 wrote:
112114441 wrote:
we can only hope it gets the jace treatment...it could have at least been legendary
So that even the decks that don't run it run it to deal with it? Isn't that like the definition of format warping?
I lol'd.
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98088088 wrote:
Uktabi Orangutan What the heck's going on with those monkeys?
The most common answer is that they are what RPJesus would call "[Debutantes avert your eyes]ing."
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57461258 wrote:
116498949 wrote:
I’ve removed content from this thread because off-topic discussions are a violation of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code here: www.wizards.com/Company/About.aspx?x=wz_... Please keep your posts polite, on-topic, and refrain from making personal attacks. You are welcome to disagree with one another but please do so respectfully and constructively. If you wish to report a post for Code of Conduct violation, click on the “Report Post” button above the post and this will submit your report to the moderators on duty.
...Am I the only one that thinks this is reaching the point of downright Kafkaesque insanity?
I condone the use of the word Kafkaesque. However, I'm presentely ambivalent. I mean, that can't be serious, right? We're April 1st, right? They didn't mod RPJesus for off-topic discussion when the WHOLE THREAD IS OFF-TOPIC, right? Right.
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56957928 wrote:
Save or die. If you disagree with this, you're wrong (Not because of any points or arguements that have been made, but I just rolled a d20 for you and got a 1, so you lose).
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58222628 wrote:
This just won the argument, AFAIC.
That's just awesome.
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57718868 wrote:
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BEAR PRODUCING WORDS OF WILDING?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!
That's what RPJesus tends to do. That's why I don't think he's a real person, but some Magic Card Archive Server sort of machine, that is programmed to react to other posters' comments with obscure cards that do in fact exist, but somehow missed by even the most experienced Magic players. And then come up with strange combos with said cards. All of that is impossible for a normal human to do given the amount of time he does it and how often he does it. He/It got me with Light of Sanction, which prompted me to go to RQ&A to try and find if it was even possible to do combat damage to a creature I control (in light that Mark of Asylum exists).
71235715 wrote:
+10
100176878 wrote:
56957928 wrote:
57078538 wrote:
heaven or hell.
Round 1. Lets rock.
GG quotes! RPJesus just made this thread win!
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56957928 wrote:
143359585 wrote:
Blue players get all the overpowerered cards like JTMS. I think it's time that wizards gave something to people who remember what magic is really about: creatures.
Initially yes, Wizards was married to blue. However, about a decade ago they had a nasty divorce, and a few years after that they began courting the attention of Green. Then in Worldwake they had a nasty affair with their ex, but as of Innistrad, things seem to have gotten back on track, and Wizards has even proposed.
You are my favorite. Yes you. And moments like this make it so. Thank you RPJesus for just being you.
On what flavor text fits me:
57307308 wrote:
Surely RPJesus gets Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius?
56874518 wrote:
First: I STILL can't take you seriously with that avatar. And I can take RPJesus seriously, so that's saying something.
121689989 wrote:
I'd offer you a cookie for making me laugh but it has an Upkeep Cost that has been known to cause people to quit eating.
56267956 wrote:
I <3 you loads
57400888 wrote:
56957928 wrote:
"AINT NO LAWS IN THE SKY MOTHER****." - Agrus Kos, Wojek Veteran
10/10. Amazing.
I love this myth that perpetuates that you can throw together any old deck and win a Friday Night Magic at where ever you are. It's not that true.

Sure, in my local area, I can find a few places where that would be true. If I want to travel about 15 miles out of my way, there's a small store where I can be in contention every weekend. A little closer to home, though, I am near a major secondary card distributor. There, the competition is somewhat feirce, and the crowd regularly are at the bottom tiers of the grinders (X-3 at the GP's and SCG's). You have a lot of high quality expensive decks running around my favorite place to play FNM.

Consequently, at that venue, I do really horrible at times, even with established net decks. I go not to win (although that would be nice), but to learn to play better.

Not everyone may have a choice on where they play, and sometimes the venue where you play makes a huge difference in what qualifies as a FNM deck. Stop thinking that all venues are equal at this level of play, because they're not.

Sometime you're going to need a well tuned deck with best cards. That's all there is to it. This, of course, is not an answer some will be looking for, but that's the way it is. Know your venues, and play at the one that is more friendly to your style and budget.



I always loved that most pro players that generally laugh at grinders at fnm's.

I also love the fact that most casual players laugh at grinders at fnm.

Wasn't FNM originally the casual friday night set up? I think its outright oxymoronic to go to a fnm with gold in your eyes. However, I only play games that have 6 or more people in it, and still play for ante from time to time, so what do I know.

Still takes skill and a competent deck.  I doubt when people mention going to FNM and placing with any deck, that they mean some random person you grabbed off the street can go in with 60 basic lands and win it.  Would imagine when they say it they mean if you are a good player and have a competent deck then you should place.

Funny, you over generalized when you complained about over generalization.




No it isn't. I saw a 10 year old run someones Resto/Thusk deck, and made top 8. He was a newb too. The deck builds itself worst then Jund. I swear, its almost at YuGiOh archtype building itself levels, which is saying something. I shouldn't have to wait several months for a 30 dollar answer to a card.


If you play week after week, that is. I play every month or so. It's not always the same people. This season, the first FNM I went to was full to burst of aggro decks. The following FNM, just control decks. How should I prepare? I built a deck with a favorable end game and the means to beat aggro, simply put. I can't hope to read the meta at all.



I think you and I are thinking of different things when I say reading the meta. It's an art, not a science. You can't say 'these guys will be running this, which is countered by this, in the sideboard 4 copies go mwahaha!', but I would say what you did was read the meta, at least to an extent. You built a deck that had a few answers in it for Aggro, but made sure to be mindful of the late game. You fine tuned a handful of choices yourself to be more relevant in the immediate environment. A lot of people don't even do that much...
I want to be Cultured.
No it isn't. I saw a 10 year old run someones Resto/Thusk deck, and made top 8. He was a newb too. The deck builds itself worst then Jund. I swear, its almost at YuGiOh archtype building itself levels, which is saying something. I shouldn't have to wait several months for a 30 dollar answer to a card.


That's not something that happens everywhere. At my FNM the new players running expensive decks do better than new players running cheap decks, but the experienced players usually beat both. On occasion a new player with a good deck will top8 at my local FNM, but only if they've already gotten pretty good at the game.
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No it isn't. I saw a 10 year old run someones Resto/Thusk deck, and made top 8. He was a newb too. The deck builds itself worst then Jund. I swear, its almost at YuGiOh archtype building itself levels, which is saying something. I shouldn't have to wait several months for a 30 dollar answer to a card.


That's not something that happens everywhere. At my FNM the new players running expensive decks do better than new players running cheap decks, but the experienced players usually beat both. On occasion a new player with a good deck will top8 at my local FNM, but only if they've already gotten pretty good at the game.




You missed my point. Give that skilled player a cheap deck, and see how he does.
You missed my point. Give that skilled player a cheap deck, and see how he does.


Been there. Done that. It was hilarious. I didn't quite top 8, but I only missed it by one play mistake that cost me a fourth match win that would've put me in the top 8. Since that mistake would like not have been made by a more skilled player, the easy conclusion is that a skilled player with the deck would have gone 4-1. (Or possibly 5-0 depending on luck in that last match)

The deck in question was a Nivmagus Elemental based deck that didn't have any cards with a price higher than $2 or so besides the dual lands.

I've won the event completely with a control thing that ran on then-$4 Olivia Voldaren among other things.

Possible at every FNM? Probably not. But definitely doable at mine.
Immature College Student (Also a Rules Advisor)
You missed my point. Give that skilled player a cheap deck, and see how he does.


Been there. Done that. It was hilarious. I didn't quite top 8, but I only missed it by one play mistake that I realized shortly after making it that cost me a fourth match win.

The deck in question was a Nivmagus Elemental based deck that didn't have any cards with a price higher than $2 or so besides the dual lands.




Besides the Duals. In my area Steam Vents are 10 a pop, and Falls are at 9. 

However that aside that is funny. I did the same thing with the Loner mechanic right after Avacyn came out.

Yet my point still stands. Can we just keep the old tradition of laughing at grinders alive and well?
Besides the Duals. In my area Steam Vents are 10 a pop, and Falls are at 9. 

However that aside that is funny. I did the same thing with the Loner mechanic right after Avacyn came out.

Yet my point still stands. 


How? How does your point stand? If I can cite multiple instances of the skilled players in my area using cheap decks to destroy new (Or simply bad) players running expensive decks, how can you claim that the expensive deck always wins?

If expensive decks run by 'noobs' dominate your local FNM, it's probably because either the 'skilled' players aren't as skilled as you think or the 'noobs' are much better than you think.

As for why I can't cite more specific examples: Experienced players tend to have played long enough to trade for or buy at least some of the more expensive pieces for their decks and so they have more expensive decks. Experienced players don't run $20 decks even if they don't buy singles because unless you have abysmal luck, sooner or later you'll open something worth enough money to help you trade for pieces you want.
Immature College Student (Also a Rules Advisor)
Besides the Duals. In my area Steam Vents are 10 a pop, and Falls are at 9. 

However that aside that is funny. I did the same thing with the Loner mechanic right after Avacyn came out.

Yet my point still stands. 


How? How does your point stand? If I can cite multiple instances of the skilled players in my area using cheap decks to destroy new (Or simply bad) players running expensive decks, how can you claim that the expensive deck always wins?

If expensive decks run by 'noobs' dominate your local FNM, it's probably because either the 'skilled' players aren't as skilled as you think or the 'noobs' are much better than you think.




You're implying I even enter the local fnm's. Only when they are free, otherwise I'm in the back w/ the neckbeards, playing magic as it was intended. Where lands go boom, and every deck has Zuran Orbs.

I can state that I am right simply by stating you didn't make top 8. Like I said, I've run off the wall decks too (I did mention my loner deck), and it probably worked the one time due to a lack of hate and you being matched scrubs. God why did I use that term?


If you play week after week, that is. I play every month or so. It's not always the same people. This season, the first FNM I went to was full to burst of aggro decks. The following FNM, just control decks. How should I prepare? I built a deck with a favorable end game and the means to beat aggro, simply put. I can't hope to read the meta at all.



I think you and I are thinking of different things when I say reading the meta. It's an art, not a science. You can't say 'these guys will be running this, which is countered by this, in the sideboard 4 copies go mwahaha!', but I would say what you did was read the meta, at least to an extent. You built a deck that had a few answers in it for Aggro, but made sure to be mindful of the late game. You fine tuned a handful of choices yourself to be more relevant in the immediate environment. A lot of people don't even do that much...



That's not reading the meta. That's good deckbuilding. Building a deck without thinking about what you need to answer is just being inexperienced. That's the very basis of the choice of answers. If you're building to fight against any deck, you're not reading any meta, you're a good deckbuilder.

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76783093 wrote:
56957928 wrote:
58331438 wrote:
56945988 wrote:
Rancor dies to in-response removal.
Yeah... Until next game, where it'll be right back. Seriously, there's no way to deal with Rancor in any format. It should be banned, except Gleemax is a lobbyist for the Rancor party, so that'll never happen.
You can't ban rancor, it just returns to your deck.
58331438 wrote:
57461258 wrote:
You might want to actually talk to the Flavor & Storyline Board people... since, you know, our whole reason for playing Magic is the flavor. I'm willing to bet you'll get a lot more interest there than in General.
Indeed, both posters down there would be thrilled.
57817638 wrote:
I think I wasn't direct enough in my last post. I'll try to fix it now. Ahem... NO ONE CARES there you have it.
57471038 wrote:
When talks about banning Jace first started, I was thinking that I would see him banned come June 20th. But as I think more about it, I don't really think that Jace is the problem anymore. Sure his power level leaves very little to the imagination (opening Jace is like opening a refrigerator box with a naked girl on the inside), and sure his price does have a strong impact on what players choose to play (playing Jace is like being intimate with a woman and she doesn't charge you in the morning), but it is not the source of all the problems in Standard.
76973988 wrote:
How do people think saving room to print more abilities on cards is dumbing down the game?

Do you really think, say, Akroma would ever be printed if she said, "Akroma can block by creatures with this ability and cannot be blocked by creatures without this ability.  If a creature without this ability would deal combat damage by Akroma would be destroyed, prevent all combat damage that creature would deal to Akroma this combat.  Attacking does not cause Akroma to tap.  If Akroma is blocked and deals lethal damage, it deals the remainder of its damage to the defending player.  Akroma may attack and use abilities that require tapping in the casting cost the turn it enters the battlefield.  Akroma cannot be damaged, enchanted, equipped, blocked or targeted by black or red sources" rather than her "dumbed down" wording she has?  No freaking way.  Keywording and shorthand allows them to make complicated cards easy to play with, allowing them to be printed in the first place.
57817638 wrote:
The creation of praetors was worth it just because now amoeboid changeling is a praetor.
57140668 wrote:
1. cast frankie peanuts2. ask opponent "will you concede the game this turn"? if they say yes, you win; if they say no, play a staying power
3. subsequently ask "will you attack this turn"? and "will you cast a spell this turn"? (using a Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir for the second question if necessary) to ensure they can't disrupt the combo
4. donate them a platinum angel
5. play a mox lotus and braingeyser them for every card in their library. play an opalescence and donate them a glorious anthem and a blacker lotus, then play enchanted evening. play and activate a mindslaver and then donate them a fastbond and the mox lotus (returning one of the donates to your hand with eternal witness or whatever)
6. during their turn, play every permanent in their hand (playing lands with fastbond) then (as yourself) cast mirrorweave on the blacker lotus, so every permanent becomes a copy of it. proceed to tear up every card they control, and hopefully do it before they notice that they aren't bound by staying power's ability anymore and can concede
82423538 wrote:
57471038 wrote:
82423538 wrote:
One part of the statement being true=/=the whole statement true.
Whatever. I'm still here about ten minutes away. Whenever you want to get destroyed in Magic, I'm available.
I would like to get destroyed in Magic, actually. Do you know anybody good enough?
57617478 wrote:
Please format your statements in a way that doesn't look like a baboon hit its face on your keyboard.
57140668 wrote:
why did Garruk Relentless lose a loyalty counter
Show
to get to the other side
89522235 wrote:
You're such an obvious troll that you have hexproof and : Regenerate.
56957928 wrote:
56776038 wrote:
Dark Ritual being overpowered is determined more by what is done with it than the card itself.
True, but the fact that it enables so many ridiculous things is pretty telling. It's like, sure I can use a shotgun as a bludgeoning instrument, but that doesn't make it not a shotgun.
79035425 wrote:
Shortly before Serra died, she transferred her spark into an angel whose full name was Asha Avacyn Bolas. Her dragon father groomed her for her positions in Alara and Innistrad, and she's also been getting help from her uncle Ugin in the form of Urza, who was resurrected as Marit Lage to be the avatar as which she projects herself into material realms. Grieslbrand is a split personality who sometimes wanders the planes disguised as a human woman named Liliana Vess.
97610188 wrote:
Yeah that (Content Removed) really annoys me. Moderated by MY_self right about naahowwww!
93446159 wrote:
Dilleux_Lepaire just won the thread.
57461258 wrote:
And, as usual, Dilleux wins the entire thread. Nice work, sir, nice work.
99113151 wrote:
They need to make 9 layers of zones where cards go when they "die". Much like Hell.
56778328 wrote:
Wow, holy doggy poop, kids, obvious statement is obvious.
56776038 wrote:
122053101 wrote:
i don't think your geting it WotC is trying to kill the comption to make it so that there shity app is the only one left.
I haven't tried the app. How is its use of English grammar? Cheers!
57471038 wrote:
Everyone's life would be easier if players would, instead of coming to the 'net for help with a deck, just netdeck and be done with it. And I'm not talking about some Top 8 lists, for the Casualists, too, can benefit from netdecking. I've netdecked plenty of decks from the Casual Play forums from users such as Mown, Raedien, Floopfoot, and a few others. I snatched straight the heck out of my web browser. Yes, people, your original idea fell victim to a savage netdecker. You have been assimiliated. Suppose I wanted a Zombie deck. Why on earth would I spend time searching Gatherer for a decent list of Zombie cards when Raedien already did it for me? Taking time to be creative or waiting on people on the forums to tell you why your deck sucks or 'go to Casual forums' is a disasterous waste of time (to me).
56957928 wrote:
82423538 wrote:
If WotC started putting $100 bills in packs, the players would complain that they folded them wrong.
No, they just spam them with ban requests. That being said, Magic was ruined back in Alpha when they added all that rules and cards [Debutantes avert your eyes]. My friends and I still like playing it the "pure" way (Basically we go into the woods and hit eachother with wiffle bats while shouting made up obscenities. You know, the way Garfield wanted it to be played).
56957928 wrote:
Don't worry about it. I've come up with a list of changes to fix EDH. -First off, there's no commander. -The minimum deck size is 60 cards, and each deck can have up to four of each card, save basic lands and relentless rats. Also decks have no color identity. -Starting life total is 20. And voila, now things are balanced.
89522235 wrote:
Here's a clever play you can try yourself: -Convince friend to run relentless rats.dec in legacy tournament -Get a deck with lots of mill, yixlid jailer, and humility -Drop humility and jailer, wait for him to dump his hand, mill him out -All his rats now have no abilities. Call a judge because he's playing an illegal deck with more than 4 of a single card. -Get him/her banned from competitive magic play
142055101 wrote:
But how to mark them without making the individual sleeve different! You could buy a skunk and slam it's butt on you deck (pardon the french) Then after the game just sniff at your opponent's pile of cards and you will know if any of your cards are there!!!
141434757 wrote:
In Soviet Russia, Sorin opens You
71235715 wrote:
L, is for the leather gloves you weaaaar. O, is for the organs that guy could spaaaare. V, is very very, extraordinay. E, is for every vagrant i butchered in a wine cellar befooooore.
57052258 wrote:
The outer layer of the Magic: the Gathering box, the carton, or crust, is fairly thin and light, and contains largely aluminosilcates. Within that lies the middle layer, consisting of the familiar booster pack. Although solid, the booster packs' high temperatures allow them to acutally move around within the booster box. This flow, sometimes called convection, is cited by frustrated box mappers as one of WOTC's most genious uses of thermodynamics since the Ravnica block. No one knows what lies at the core of the booster box, but scientists theorize that it must be especially dense in order to make up for the large amount of fluff distributed amongst the booster packs.
58232598 wrote:
88993869 wrote:
Torpor Orb is absolutely godawful against Vexing Devil.
whoever is playing vexing devil is probably losing anyways
56957928 wrote:
I imagine [Ajani 3's] second ability involves him hurling the creature at your opponent Brion Stoutarm style, then the guy is just like "Okay, that may have worked, but don't- GOD DAMN IT!" as he does it again because cats don't give a **** :33.
56957928 wrote:
"Do or do not, there is no try." - Albus Dumbledore, The Lord of the Rings.
89522235 wrote:
68978039 wrote:
Its like that one time Elves broke out in a field of Jund. Elves became a resurgent hit, then died off again once Jund adapted to the rest of the field of G/W that it required mass removal that inherently pooped on Elves too. Submit to the menace. Delver can, and will blot out the sun.
Then we shall play in the shade.
89522235 wrote:
I'm sorry, this forum isn't for getting bad advice on mediocre decks, that's standard deck help. This forum is for starting ****storms.
97820278 wrote:
139359831 wrote:
Your advice would only lead me to make generic, boring, and unworthy content. It's of no use to me.
I just got this image of you as an architect, having finished a building suspended by only a small pole in its southwest corner, saying it's original. Then the building collapses.
56957928 wrote:
I for one love the flavor of legendary lands. "I remember my days as a youth at Tolarian Academy." "Wow, small multiverse, I actually went there too." "WAIT, DON'T- Well ****, there's $200,000 in student loans well spent."
56957928 wrote:
And flavor goes out the window when you cast a second copy of a planeswalker right after the first one dies, so... "Hey Nissa, I need a favor." "You just asked me for a 'favor' like thirty seconds ago, and it turned out to be having Sarkhan Transmogrify my only follower into a dragon like 5 times -which dickery aside also violates some laws of causality - and then you let me get beaten over the head by that hedron crab." "...I'll give you " "...Well all right then."
57150868 wrote:
GM, I don't think Dill is better than you. I KNOW it. Even if he wakes up every morning, clubs a baby seal, steals all the TV remotes from within a block's radius of his house and then robs hungry orphans of their food he'd be better than you, for the simple reason that he learns from his mistakes.
143211137 wrote:
57033358 wrote:
Tamiyo vs. Gideon
What would they have to fight about? Like, all I can think of now is Gideon going "Hey, long-ears! I'm gathering a group of 'Walkers together to fight some tentacle monsters.....you want in?" and Tamiyo going "Ew! Hentai no bakka Gideon-desu desu!" and flying away.
76783093 wrote:
I open 4 packs just to be on the safe side. Not only do I get more cards than everyone else, but I also get to spend the rest of the night off. Win Win.
191752181 wrote:
MaRo has a thing for people opening boosters with bad cards. But since he can only get so many bad cards printed in each set, he has found a devious way of getting more bad cards into circulation: He makes entire print sheets with just bad rares, then puts them onto the assembly line. He proceeds to wring his hands and twirl his evil mustache that he grew for twirling purposes as a lightning bolt strikes in the background. Afterwards, he goes to make sure that the good cards are only opened by everyone's friends, and that we all only get to open bad cards. He does this by memorising each booster, than switching them around accordingly. Whenever someone complains about a card, he immediately jumps out from behind a chair to yell "WELL, IT'S NOT FOR YOU!" before merging back into the shadows in order to devise new ways in which he can screw over players, then claim that he has valid reasons for doing so.
97820278 wrote:
192729031 wrote:
You open a booster pack, and staring back at you from the rare slot is a Lotleth Troll? At least I can stick him in my EDH deck and still have four for my standard constructed.
Because lol troll
56874518 wrote:
It helped that I more or less skipped most of GM_Champion's longer diatribes. I only have so many brain cells I'm willing to sacrifice each day.
192931349 wrote:
Mark Rosewater is sitting in a seemingly innocuous cable TV van, outside of Bankaimastery's house. Sitting nearby are two hardened criminal hackers, fresh out of prison, and filled with resentment at their lack of physical fitness. "Have you managed to hack his brainwaves yet? The set deadline's coming up fast." "We're almost through. It should be coming up on the screen any second." The hacker presses a button, and Kevin's thoughts flash onto the screen. Mark and the hackers stare in amazement at the sheer beauty, the elegance, and the raw truth of what they see. It's like the ending to 2001: A Space Odyssey. Brilliant light shines across the screen, the truth of existence is made clear to them, and they despair at their own foolishness, their own ignorance, their own inadequacy. And then they steal his ideas. As they return back to R&D, Mark sneers at a haggard old man chained to a cast-iron sphere. The man looks up from his laborious task of breaking rocks in the dungeon of Wizards of the Coast headquarters, and asks a question: "Kevin, my greatest student. He - he's all right, isn't he? You didn't hurt him?" Mark deals him a weighty blow with his boot. "Know your place, Richard. Get back to work."
57023768 wrote:
Now show me on the Garruk doll where Zac Hill ruined your enjoyment of Magic...
63711769 wrote:
I'm only opposed to it because it bears so little relation to how people actually play the game. The example of Miracles is actually a much better one then the Clone example I was trying to use. From the game's perspective, the card can move instantly from face down in the library to revealed in the hand and that's fine for the rules. But in real life, we can't actually do that, so the card spends a good bit of time in locations that are neither where that player's library is nor where that player's hand is. And that's fine for real life. What I don't want is the disconnect to be explicitly codified. Along the lines of
183664.697 A game of Magic as laid out by these rules exists only as a pure Platonic ideal, utterly unrealizable by fallible mortals limited by the confines of physicality and the ravages of evil and sin. 183664.698 The cake is a lie, too.
I know it's true, but I don't want the rules to actually straight-up tell me that.
147137503 wrote:
77120821 wrote:
Pfft this cant be serious can it? If it is please delete your account OP. Its not even close to ban worthy, considering what JTMS and stoneforge had to accomplish to get banned i see the WotC selling magic to aquire Pokemon before that ever happens.
I'm trying to imagine sorin markov as a gym leader in one of those pokemon games which you have to beat him to get his badge... somehow I imagine that he would stab you in the chest with his sword before giving you the badge, even if you beat his pokemon....
196239043 wrote:
Personally, I'd be fine with tea time but then I'm not gonna waste the mana summoning Emrakul, the Aeons Torn. He always takes all the sugar, drinks the whole pot of Earl Grey and doesn't even say thank you. SO. RUDE.

 

JustTerrorIt wrote:

 

JuliusPringle wrote:

All I want to do is sit down and play magic, but when I walked in yesterday, (since I didn't talk to anyone) nobody talked to me and I silently bought what I wanted and walked out.


If you don't talk to anyone, that increases the odds that no one will talk to you.

 

JuliusPringle wrote:

So how do I just... introduce myself? "Hi, my name is Adam, wanna play magic with me?" Do I go to the counter and talk to the cashier?


Yeah. Talk to the cashier. Tell him/her that you want a Black Lotus, and if they don't have one tell them that the store isn't on par with what you expected.

 

Reach into your back left pocket. Pull out a deck list that you copied directly from some ChannelFireball top 8 Standard discussion, and ask for all the cards, as is, on that list. Then, ask for some random, probably terrible cards from whatever set is Standard legal. Say it's tech for the upcoming changes in the metagame.

 

Pull out a deck, and tell some random dude you wanna test (you have to use the term "test" for this to work) for Standard. Make sure that deck contains Kitchen Finks and Alluring Siren. Maybe throw in Nyxathid for good measure.

 

Finally, before you leave, spill (make it look like an accident) one hundred singleton, random cards onto the floor. Pick them up, put them in a pile, and say "EEE-DEE-AYCH".

 

I know this sounds dumb at first, but it will work. With the method outlined above, you will draw the attention of players that play older formats by asking for cards that no one on Earth can reasonably afford. You will get the attention of the wanna-be pro, Stomp-n00bz players by pulling out a well known decklist and declare that you have "tech" to make it better. You will get the attention of all the kind, helpful players by seemingly not knowing the most common format by having non-Standard legal cards in a deck that you claim is Standard legal. Finally, you catch all the rest of the Magic players by saying "EEE-DEE-AYCH" (EDH (or Commander)).

And there you have it. You will be talking to more people than you would have wanted to talk to in no time.

 

Smoke_Stack wrote:

EDH is the best format anyway


See, it's starting already.

 

Break the Card
What is Break the Card?
Break the Card is a regular thread in the Cards and Combo Forum. Quite simply, the participants are given a Johnnystatic card (e.g. Xenograft) and are asked to build a deck around it. The winner and honorable mentions are sigged below. Get brewing!
Week 1 : Xenograft
This week's Break the Card was based around Xenograft. Thread : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27681049/Break_the_card_:_Xenograft?pg=1 Winner : Axterix with his Vampdrazi deck. Finalist : Vektor480 with his Ally/Golem/Plant deck. Honorable mentions : Zammm for the Turntimber Ranger combo and TinGorilla for suggesting Sarkhan the Mad.
Week 2 : Mindlock Orb
Here's the link to the Mindlock Orb contest : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27697565/Break_the_Card_:_Mindlock_Orb?sdb=1&pg=last#497536269 Winner : Axterix with his Maralen of the Mornsong deck. Honorable mentions : Void_Elemental.
Week 3 : Bludgeon Brawl
Here's the link to Break the Card : Bludgeon Brawl : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27715169/Break_the_Card_:_Bludgeon_Brawl?sdb=1&pg=last#498208797 Winner : Vektor and his Grab the World deck. Finalist : Crandor with his Awesome Aliteration deck. Honorable mentions : RP Jesus with his Wat deck and Zix200 with his Signet Renewal deck.
Week 4 : Followed Footsteps
This week was Followed Footsteps : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27748677/Break_the_Card_:_Followed_Footsteps?pg=1 Winner : Tevish_Szat with his Exponential Growth deck. Honorable mentions : Zix with his Carbon Copies deck and Escef with his Fungus of Speed and Time deck.
Week 5 : Delaying Shield
This week's card was Delaying Shield : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27790101/Break_the_Card_:_Delaying_Shield Winner : Tevish_Szat. Finalist : Vampire_Bat. Honorable Mention : Zix200.
Week 6 : Painter's Servant
This week's card was Painter's Servant : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27940861/Break_the_Card_:_Painters_Servant?pg=1 Winner : Tevish_Szat with his Paint it Black deck. Finalist : Wprundv with his Tiger, Tiger Painted Bright deck.
Week 7 : Venser, the Sojourner
This week's card was Venser, the Sojourner : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27977489/Break_the_Card_:_Venser,_the_Sojourner Winner : Izzett with her "Venser, Trickster Trader" deck. Finalist : Wprundv with his "Tactical Sojourner Action" deck.
Week 8 : Personal Sanctuary
This week's card was Personal Sanctuary : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/28005461/Break_the_card_:_Personal_Sanctuary Winner : MrQuizzles. Honorable mention : Vampire_Bat and UbberSheep
Week 9 : Sundial of the Infinite
This week's card was Sundial of the Infinite : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/28038277/Break_the_card_:_Sundial_of_the_Infinite Finalist : Izzett with her "Afterlife Trespassers" deck. Winner : Xeromus with his "Fortune 500" deck.
Week 10 : Jace's Archivist
This week's card was Jace's Archivist : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/28063377/Break_the_Card_:_Jaces_Archivist. Finalists : Jentaru with his "Consecration of the Draw" deck and HereticSmitty with his "ADHD: The deck" deck. Winner : JaxsonBateman with his "The Archives Are Endless!" deck.
Week 11 : Search the City
This week's card was Search the City : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29518555/Break_the_Card_:_Search_the_City Finalist : Mown with "A Thousand Footsteps". Winner : Desolation_masticore with "Burn the City".
Week 12 : Fiend Hunter
This week's card was Fiend Hunter : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29530975/Break_the_Card_:_Fiend_Hunter Winner : Yuyu63 with "Carnival Hunting". Honorable mention : Dknowle's "Champion the Fiend".
Week 13 : Clock of Omens
This week's card was Clock of Omens : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29541549/Break_the_Card_:_Clock_of_Omens?pg=1 Winner : Dknowle's "The Myrs Go Marching".
Week 14 : Light of Sanction
This week's card was Light of Sanction : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29607219/Break_the_Card_:_Light_of_Sanction?pg=1 Winner : Zauzich's "Divine Plague".
Week 15 : Assemble the Legion
This week's card was Assemble the Legion : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29662307/Break_the_Card_:_Assemble_the_Legion Winner : JBTM's "Some Assembly Required".
Week 16 : High Tide
This week's cards were High Tide and/or Bubbling Muck : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29760427/Break_the_Card_:_High_Tide Winner : Mown's "Puppet Strings".
Week 17 : Illusionist's Bracers
This week's card was Illusionist's Bracers : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29776943/Break_the_Card_:_Illusionistss_Bracers Winner : Enigma256's "Tezzeret's Bracers"
Week 18 : Savor the Moment
This week's card was Savor the Moment : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29787235/Break_the_Card_:_Savor_the_Moment Winner : POSValkir's "A Savory Filibuster!"
Week 19 : Grinning Ignus
This week's card was Grinning Ignus : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29795547/Break_the_Card_:_Grinning_Ignus Winner : dknowle's "Luren' and Laughin'".
Week 20 : Transcendence
This week's card was Transcendence : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29806481/Break_the_Card_:_Transcendence Winners : Mown's "Transcending Timing Restrictions" and Dknowle's "Blinded by Greed", tied for the win.
Week 21 : Mortus Strider
This week's card was Mortus Strider : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29818471/Break_the_Card_:_Mortus_Strider Winner : SimonGlume's "Mortus Head".
Week 22 : High Priest of Penance
This week's card was High Priest of Penance : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29917231/Break_the_Card_High_Priest_of_Penance Winners : JBTM's "Two Clerics and a Goblin walk into a (Bom)bar(dment)..." and POSValkir1's "Choke Their Rivers with Our Dead!".
Week 23 : False Cure
This week's card was False Cure :http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29964239/Break_the_Card_:_False_Cure Winner : Dknowle's "When Hippos Fly".

Week 24 : Akroan Horse

This week's card was Akroan Horse : http://community.wizards.com/forum/cards-and-combos/threads/4024821.

Winner : Dknowle's "Indian Giver".

Week 25 : Leylines

This week saw multiple cards being in the contest : all of the Leylines! http://community.wizards.com/forum/cards-and-combos/threads/4067621

Winner : POSValkir1's "Laying the Battle Lines".