The Bourbon Everyone Wants But No One Can Get

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My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Dammit.  Now I have to try and find it.  I'm actually really interested in it cuz of the desciption of the flavor the article gives.  Totall what I look for in a bourbon.

EDIT: After a short look online, it appears I've had a very similar bourbon before.  Old Rip VanWinkle.  Good stuff as I recall.
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I thought you gave up on quality liquor and turned to the darkside and started drinking vodka and cranberry?

Also, yeah, I want to try it now.  
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
A pity that they produce such a paltry amount.
I thought you gave up on quality liquor and turned to the darkside and started drinking vodka and cranberry?

Also, yeah, I want to try it now.  



Of course I did.  I moved to N Carolina, didn't I? 

If it's better than Old Rip it'll be excellent.
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I wonder how it will make the brats taste. Sorry guys, bourbon is still nothing more than a cooking ingredient.
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So is cranberry juice.



Who actually drinks cranberry juice?
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It's good for the prostate and just taste good.



I suppose being middle aged you need to really start thinking about that sort of thing eh?
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I wonder how it will make the brats taste. Sorry guys, bourbon is still nothing more than a cooking ingredient.



So do you know what day your tastebuds died or were they stillborn?
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I wonder how it will make the brats taste. Sorry guys, bourbon is still nothing more than a cooking ingredient.

Meh.. you think a corvette shirt is appropriate dress for a job interview. Your taste in liquor is just as bad.


Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
So is cranberry juice.



Who actually drinks cranberry juice?

Actually, the real question is "who drinks vodka?" That stuff is terrible. That's why you have to add cranberry juice. To not taste the terrible garbage you are drinking.

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Actually, the real question is "who drinks vodka?" That stuff is terrible. That's why you have to add cranberry juice. To not taste the terrible garbage you are drinking.




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Yeah, if you're an alcoholic.  If you only drink booze you can't drink, you may have a drinking problem.
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... I like my vodkas. And I like cranberry juice. So, I guess I have no taste!
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Actually, the real question is "who drinks vodka?" That stuff is terrible. That's why you have to add cranberry juice. To not taste the terrible garbage you are drinking.


I've seen a large shot of vodka with cranberry juice being described as "Ukrainian Harvest".
There is vodka that actually tastes good clear.
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I wonder how it will make the brats taste. Sorry guys, bourbon is still nothing more than a cooking ingredient.

Meh.. you think a corvette shirt is appropriate dress for a job interview. Your taste in liquor is just as bad.





Says the rodent in toe shoes.

At least at the end of the day, neither of us is wearing an orange shirt, with a dead salt and peppered rat taped on our heads, while wearing cheap aviator knock off sunglasses.

ZB: they died after I tasted your mom!
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ZB: they died after I tasted your mom!

Oh snap!

Benevolent God of Death "No one told you when to run."
... I like my vodkas. And I like cranberry juice. So, I guess I have no taste!

Amitting you have a problem is the first step in getting the help you need.

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

google chrome cant find the web page, so I havnt a clue what youre all talking about.

but I will talk about some bourbon Ive tried recently. Jim Bean's 'Devil's Cut'. The angel's share is lost to evaporation and the devil's cut is trapped inside the barrel, until now... or thats what the bottle said anyways. basically, as I understand it, they take old bourbon barrels and press the whiskey out. gives it a very oaky taste, and a hell of a bite, but I kinda like that in a whiskey, stuff like Crown Royal is just too smooth and I end up drinking way too much. so yeah I give Devil's Cut a thumbs up. Looking for something to give you a little kick in the ass? This **** will punch you in the face!  

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google chrome cant find the web page, so I havnt a clue what youre all talking about.

but I will talk about some bourbon Ive tried recently. Jim Bean's 'Devil's Cut'. The angel's share is lost to evaporation and the devil's cut is trapped inside the barrel, until now... or thats what the bottle said anyways. basically, as I understand it, they take old bourbon barrels and press the whiskey out. gives it a very oaky taste, and a hell of a bite, but I kinda like that in a whiskey, stuff like Crown Royal is just too smooth and I end up drinking way too much. so yeah I give Devil's Cut a thumbs up. Looking for something to give you a little kick in the ass? This **** will punch you in the face!  



Sounds worth a try.
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... I like my vodkas. And I like cranberry juice. So, I guess I have no taste!

Amitting you have a problem is the first step in getting the help you need.


*shrug* Wanting to change would probably be the next, but that's a bridge too far. So, I'll keep my vodka, cranberry juice, and cape cods.
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Vodka vs Whisky


Methanol?! That sounds more like something homemade or from a science lab than actual vodka.
Seriously, calling methanol "vodka"...
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Vodka vs Whisky


Good thing I don't have diabetes.
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Good thing you don't drink wood alcohol. It seems one of his students either doesn't know how to make ethanol, or wanted to kill this human.
Actually, the real question is "who drinks vodka?" That stuff is terrible. That's why you have to add cranberry juice. To not taste the terrible garbage you are drinking.






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ZB: they died after I tasted your mom!



So you admit to having bad taste?  Finally, step one is completed.  You deserve a hug.
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ZB: they died after I tasted your mom!



So you admit to having bad taste?  Finally, step one is completed.  You deserve a hug.

Yes, give him a hug. ZB, run your hands through his hair. Yes, that's it.

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
I can't make physical contact with him, I'm his therapist.  You oughtta know that, dood.
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ZB: they died after I tasted your mom!



So you admit to having bad taste?  Finally, step one is completed.  You deserve a hug.



I have no taste. Or is that shame?

Worlds different than bad taste. Bad taste would lead to things like the half ass salt and pepper stubble, orange shirts and aviator knock offs...
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I have no taste. Or is that shame?

Worlds different than bad taste. Bad taste would lead to things like the half ass salt and pepper stubble, orange shirts and aviator knock offs...



Liking vodka is the American equivalent of the type of Canadian bad taste you describe.  ;)
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Nah that's thinking beer is good.
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You just keep on thinkin' that.  Oh, good news!  I heard your complimentary orange shirt and aviation shades are on the way now - courtesy of the Canadian people, of course, as an acknowledgement of your adoption of their strict 'taste rules'.  Congrats!

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There's a mistake on the address. They are sending it to me by mistake. I'm sending them to the correct address, your place. They also are sending you a help guide to get some fugly salt and pepper stubble.

Canadians after all like beer.
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Canadians don't know the first thing about beer, actually.  They do, however, know how to make excellent whisky ... for mixing.  So, you'd probably like it.  Cuz it's light and barely there.  Sorta like the vodka of the whisky world except actually palatable on its own.  If they get one thing right it's mild whisky.
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Clothes?  You don't seriously think you wear clothes in my world, do you?  That's so cute! 
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Lies.  You wouldn't have it any other way.
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You don't need to be.
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Yes, we will carry on ... together.
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You're lying.  I like it.
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Both, neither.  Does it really matter?
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