The Onion Gets it Right

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It may be intended as a joke, but I'm pretty sure this is about how it goes for a disturbing number of people.

www.theonion.com/articles/nation-horrifi...
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That's awesomely funny. 
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Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
I wish it wasn't an accurate picture. 

I'm pretty sure this article is true enough for at least 30 percent of the us population. 
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OMG, we are at war with Afghanistan? When did that happen?Smile
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OMG, we are at war with Afghanistan? When did that happen?


The 80s. The soviets invaded Afghanistan.



Afghanistan not like real country...if Soviet Union was like your house, Afghanistan would be that muddy ground out back that no one owns but everyone drives dirt bike on for fun and Homeless guy who squat there keep yelling at you to get off his lawn.
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There is no such thing as a driveway on the Plateau.
Only old, poorly insulated and pricy appartments with hipsters wearing tight brown pants and Daniel Boone hats running around.

You might be thinking about the Bixi stand on the corner though.
There is no such thing as a driveway on the Plateau.
Only old, poorly insulated and pricy appartments with hipsters wearing tight brown pants ugly shirts and Daniel Boone hats cheap aviator sunglasses and bad hair styles running around.

You might be thinking about the Bixi stand on the corner though.


"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
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Afghanistan? Is that in New Mexico? Surprised
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There is no such thing as a driveway on the Plateau.
Only old, poorly insulated and pricy appartments with hipsters wearing tight brown pants and Daniel Boone hats running around.

You might be thinking about the Bixi stand on the corner though.


That is because you're poor. People like me, with more money that is, can actually afford new constructions that are properly insulated and have actual garages.


Now you need to work on your wardrobe and a haircut.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
On that pic I just had a 50$ hair cut.


You paid $49.99 too much.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
I nailed some girl because of it.


With a hammer?
Or a nail-gun?
;)
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
What ever makes you confortable while I do my thing, baby. 


I'm never comfortable.
I am in a constant state of agitation.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
There is no such thing as a driveway on the Plateau.
Only old, poorly insulated and pricy appartments with hipsters wearing tight brown pants and Daniel Boone hats running around.

You might be thinking about the Bixi stand on the corner though.


That is because you're poor. People like me, with more money that is, can actually afford new constructions that are properly insulated and have actual garages.



Fair enough. You hipsters are quick on the defensive though, I never said I was living there, just observation.
But, with the price of the appartments there, I would buy myself a second house or a Ferrari.

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