Why do people hate mill?

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I play mill in formats where you can play mill and those where you can't. It's my favourite deck. But it creates such negative reactions sometimes I feel like I'm doing something wrong.

I mean, why are people ok about dying to the monored nuts hand, or cheap combos but get mad when they get milled out by a triple Archive Trap on their turn?

Like, in this game that I just played, I really have no idea why my opponent got so butthurt:

I won the roll and went first, and this was my hand: island, island, Hedron Crab x2, Jace's Phantasm x2, Terramorphic Expanse.

I play island, one crab, pass.
He plays Khalni Garden and passes.
I play 2nd crab, drop and search with expanse and mill him for 12 (he seems to be playing mono green with Khalni Hydra and the such.)
He plays another Garden, drops Ulvenwald Tracker, and passes.
I drop a swamp, play a Phantasm and that causes him to say:
man. when did douchebags have to start ruining the game? try making a real deck dude.


and he promptly concedes.

I am like, mortified. So I PM him to find out what made him so mad and this is what he tells me.
you are trash and I guarantee you lose otherwise


so I reply asking what he means by "otherwise" and I find out he has me blocked.

I don't get it. Is watching your cards get put into your graveyard traumatizing or what?

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192884403 wrote:
surely one can't say complex conditional passive language is bad grammar ?
Does all of your mill experience come from playing Duels of the Planeswalkers 2013? All of the cards that you mentioned imply this.
It might just be people on the internet being on the internet.

Yxoque wrote:
This forum can't even ****ing self-destruct properly.

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Does all of your mill experience come from playing Duels of the Planeswalkers 2013? All of the cards that you mentioned imply this.


Nope, this is from modo. I play mill in current standard, modern, commander, and played in older standards as well. I dont play dotpd.
It might just be people on the internet being on the internet.


Yeah but it's like that person was implying that I was doing something wrong, and it's not the first one. I mean, every other non-standard decks usually get a "nice deck" response, but mill seems to always make people hate you.

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192884403 wrote:
surely one can't say complex conditional passive language is bad grammar ?
Does all of your mill experience come from playing Duels of the Planeswalkers 2013? All of the cards that you mentioned imply this.



Nope, this is from modo. I play mill in current standard, modern, commander, and played in older standards as well. I dont play dotpd.


It's funny, because it seems like your deck is built exactly the same.

At any rate, that kind of deck with very stepwise mill and cards that benefit from cards being in the graveyard really just aren't the best examples of mill. Milling can be very powerful and end a game quickly, but your deck is almost like an aggro deck that happens to mill you in a lot of cases. The really powerful mill decks are the combo decks that go off and wipe you out in one shot like with a Stroke of Genius or maybe some kind of Painter's Servant combo thing. That's more like mill being mill. But either way it's not generally that fun to play with or play against, or even particularly good. But maybe that's just me talking.

I think to me it would depend on what you're milling.


If I'm playing a reanimator or something, great! Just don't mill all my lands.

I really don't like seeing much needed lands or win-cons hitting the GY.
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I think to me it would depend on what you're milling.


If I'm playing a reanimator or something, great! Just don't mill all my lands.

I really don't like seeing much needed lands or win-cons hitting the GY.

That's actually a good point against mill as well. In modern Magic there are a lot of decks that actually benefit from having you do the job of milling for them.

Most people don't like mill because playing mill implies that you've got some lock or degenerate combo to accomplish it. 
Mill is kinda weird. It feels annoying, but usually doesn't accomplish anything. However, if you play mill, it means you have Bloodchief Ascension or reanimator cards or Lhurgoyf-like mechanics or something else that immediately breaks mill. Or the Judgment incarnation cycle.
139359831 wrote:
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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It's psychological, really.  Even if you play a creature and it gets countered, or immediately destroyed, at least you played it.  With Mill, you wind up watching your cards go straight from deck to graveyard, not even getting the chance to see them in your hand.  Never mind that all the opponent is really doing is telling you 'you won't be drawing these cards' and you can adjust your strategy appropriately, and he's not affecting the board situation ...

But, seriously, back in the day, whenever I'd drop a Millstone, that card would immediately draw more anti-artifact hate than anything in existence.
Another day, another three or four entries to my Ignore List.
None of those break mill. They're not even decent compared to other options.

However, for what I think is the most realistic approach, casual players dislike that you're attacking them from another avenue. Just like Infect, they find it cheap that you're not playing fair by trying to hit their life total. Couple this with the insult of whenever they have their favority fatty hit the bin, regardless of the statistics behind it, and I suppose they don't find it terribly fun. Expecting human psyche to work on a logical level doesn't work all that well.

When you play mill, your opponent is also actively hitting himself at every draw step, and it's nothing they can do about it, giving a sense of inevitable loss.

Yxoque wrote:
This forum can't even ****ing self-destruct properly.

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No I don't play degenerate one-shot kill cards, I don't enjoy the Painter's Servant and co. decks, I like slow mill decks that play lots of permission and grind the opponent out.

I wasn't aware my deck looked like anything, I just use the best cards I have, and since I don't spend money on MODO it tends to be limited stuff. I did get 4 Archive Trap, 4 Mind Funeral and a Jace 3 from a friend though. Those are my "big" mill spells. The rest is just counterspells and stuff.

And yeah mill is the deck that backfires most frequently. I have lost countless of games due to milling Bloodghasts, Gravecrawlers, Vengevines, Hellspark Elementals, reanimator targets, ....

Not to mention that cards like Emrakul make it impossible to win games with milling for me, my only hope against those is to kill them with Jace's Phantasm.

None of those break mill. They're not even decent compared to other options.

However, for what I think is the most realistic approach, casual players dislike that you're attacking them from another avenue. Just like Infect, they find it cheap that you're not playing fair by trying to hit their life total. Couple this with the insult of whenever they have their favority fatty hit the bin, regardless of the statistics behind it, and I suppose they don't find it terribly fun. Expecting human psyche to work on a logical level doesn't work all that well.

When you play mill, your opponent is also actively hitting himself at every draw step, and it's nothing they can do about it, giving a sense of inevitable loss.


This makes a lot of sense, actually. I guess that since I have very rarely played against it and always have been the one milling not the one being milled, those "psychological" effects were not relevant to me.

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192884403 wrote:
surely one can't say complex conditional passive language is bad grammar ?
Well, being infected feels like a sort of violation. You can't undo it.

This obviously isn't true with mill.
139359831 wrote:
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
---- Autocard is your friend. Lightning Bolt = Lightning Bolt
Well, being infected feels like a sort of violation. You can't undo it.

This obviously isn't true with mill.


Actually it is possible.

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192884403 wrote:
surely one can't say complex conditional passive language is bad grammar ?
Well, being infected feels like a sort of violation. You can't undo it.

This obviously isn't true with mill.


Actually it is possible.



Not in Modern, is a magic bullet, and not one of the three playable cards in Homelands.
139359831 wrote:
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
---- Autocard is your friend. Lightning Bolt = Lightning Bolt
There are two other things people hate about mill that were not pointed out yet.

First, it's highly uninteractive. Seriously, you're playing alone. He can't block, the cards aren't often creatures or anything... It really looks like goldfishing.

Second, you're on the internet. That means that you're profiting from the fact that you're playing against random people just once. It can be frustrating to play against decks that you are really crappy when you can have a sideboard but capitalize on the fact that you aren't prepared. For example, playing Bolt.dec means that you will auto-win slow decks, but auto-lose any deck that has Leyline of Sanctity or early lifegain. Playing Hexproof.dec means that if I get a sweeper, you haven't got a chance, but if I don't, then you pretty much auto-win. Those decks can get very frustrating to play against because they win due to your lack of preparations, and encountering those in a SBed setting would be pretty funny.

None of those are inherently bad, but when you encounter multiples... Sometimes it gets on your nerves. I took the habit of always running three Leyline of Sanctity and at least four sweepers in all my decks on the forbidden program, because I'll encounter every so often Bolt.dec, a mill deck, Elf.dec and Hexproof.dec.

You should play Leyline of the Void or Ravenous Trap somewhere in there. No graveyard-filling problem, no Eldrazi problem... Nice.

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56945988 wrote:
Rancor dies to in-response removal.
Yeah... Until next game, where it'll be right back. Seriously, there's no way to deal with Rancor in any format. It should be banned, except Gleemax is a lobbyist for the Rancor party, so that'll never happen.
You can't ban rancor, it just returns to your deck.
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57461258 wrote:
You might want to actually talk to the Flavor & Storyline Board people... since, you know, our whole reason for playing Magic is the flavor. I'm willing to bet you'll get a lot more interest there than in General.
Indeed, both posters down there would be thrilled.
57817638 wrote:
I think I wasn't direct enough in my last post. I'll try to fix it now. Ahem... NO ONE CARES there you have it.
57471038 wrote:
When talks about banning Jace first started, I was thinking that I would see him banned come June 20th. But as I think more about it, I don't really think that Jace is the problem anymore. Sure his power level leaves very little to the imagination (opening Jace is like opening a refrigerator box with a naked girl on the inside), and sure his price does have a strong impact on what players choose to play (playing Jace is like being intimate with a woman and she doesn't charge you in the morning), but it is not the source of all the problems in Standard.
76973988 wrote:
How do people think saving room to print more abilities on cards is dumbing down the game?

Do you really think, say, Akroma would ever be printed if she said, "Akroma can block by creatures with this ability and cannot be blocked by creatures without this ability.  If a creature without this ability would deal combat damage by Akroma would be destroyed, prevent all combat damage that creature would deal to Akroma this combat.  Attacking does not cause Akroma to tap.  If Akroma is blocked and deals lethal damage, it deals the remainder of its damage to the defending player.  Akroma may attack and use abilities that require tapping in the casting cost the turn it enters the battlefield.  Akroma cannot be damaged, enchanted, equipped, blocked or targeted by black or red sources" rather than her "dumbed down" wording she has?  No freaking way.  Keywording and shorthand allows them to make complicated cards easy to play with, allowing them to be printed in the first place.
57817638 wrote:
The creation of praetors was worth it just because now amoeboid changeling is a praetor.
57140668 wrote:
1. cast frankie peanuts2. ask opponent "will you concede the game this turn"? if they say yes, you win; if they say no, play a staying power
3. subsequently ask "will you attack this turn"? and "will you cast a spell this turn"? (using a Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir for the second question if necessary) to ensure they can't disrupt the combo
4. donate them a platinum angel
5. play a mox lotus and braingeyser them for every card in their library. play an opalescence and donate them a glorious anthem and a blacker lotus, then play enchanted evening. play and activate a mindslaver and then donate them a fastbond and the mox lotus (returning one of the donates to your hand with eternal witness or whatever)
6. during their turn, play every permanent in their hand (playing lands with fastbond) then (as yourself) cast mirrorweave on the blacker lotus, so every permanent becomes a copy of it. proceed to tear up every card they control, and hopefully do it before they notice that they aren't bound by staying power's ability anymore and can concede
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82423538 wrote:
One part of the statement being true=/=the whole statement true.
Whatever. I'm still here about ten minutes away. Whenever you want to get destroyed in Magic, I'm available.
I would like to get destroyed in Magic, actually. Do you know anybody good enough?
57617478 wrote:
Please format your statements in a way that doesn't look like a baboon hit its face on your keyboard.
57140668 wrote:
why did Garruk Relentless lose a loyalty counter
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89522235 wrote:
You're such an obvious troll that you have hexproof and : Regenerate.
56957928 wrote:
56776038 wrote:
Dark Ritual being overpowered is determined more by what is done with it than the card itself.
True, but the fact that it enables so many ridiculous things is pretty telling. It's like, sure I can use a shotgun as a bludgeoning instrument, but that doesn't make it not a shotgun.
79035425 wrote:
Shortly before Serra died, she transferred her spark into an angel whose full name was Asha Avacyn Bolas. Her dragon father groomed her for her positions in Alara and Innistrad, and she's also been getting help from her uncle Ugin in the form of Urza, who was resurrected as Marit Lage to be the avatar as which she projects herself into material realms. Grieslbrand is a split personality who sometimes wanders the planes disguised as a human woman named Liliana Vess.
97610188 wrote:
Yeah that (Content Removed) really annoys me. Moderated by MY_self right about naahowwww!
93446159 wrote:
Dilleux_Lepaire just won the thread.
57461258 wrote:
And, as usual, Dilleux wins the entire thread. Nice work, sir, nice work.
99113151 wrote:
They need to make 9 layers of zones where cards go when they "die". Much like Hell.
56778328 wrote:
Wow, holy doggy poop, kids, obvious statement is obvious.
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122053101 wrote:
i don't think your geting it WotC is trying to kill the comption to make it so that there shity app is the only one left.
I haven't tried the app. How is its use of English grammar? Cheers!
57471038 wrote:
Everyone's life would be easier if players would, instead of coming to the 'net for help with a deck, just netdeck and be done with it. And I'm not talking about some Top 8 lists, for the Casualists, too, can benefit from netdecking. I've netdecked plenty of decks from the Casual Play forums from users such as Mown, Raedien, Floopfoot, and a few others. I snatched straight the heck out of my web browser. Yes, people, your original idea fell victim to a savage netdecker. You have been assimiliated. Suppose I wanted a Zombie deck. Why on earth would I spend time searching Gatherer for a decent list of Zombie cards when Raedien already did it for me? Taking time to be creative or waiting on people on the forums to tell you why your deck sucks or 'go to Casual forums' is a disasterous waste of time (to me).
56957928 wrote:
82423538 wrote:
If WotC started putting $100 bills in packs, the players would complain that they folded them wrong.
No, they just spam them with ban requests. That being said, Magic was ruined back in Alpha when they added all that rules and cards [Debutantes avert your eyes]. My friends and I still like playing it the "pure" way (Basically we go into the woods and hit eachother with wiffle bats while shouting made up obscenities. You know, the way Garfield wanted it to be played).
56957928 wrote:
Don't worry about it. I've come up with a list of changes to fix EDH. -First off, there's no commander. -The minimum deck size is 60 cards, and each deck can have up to four of each card, save basic lands and relentless rats. Also decks have no color identity. -Starting life total is 20. And voila, now things are balanced.
89522235 wrote:
Here's a clever play you can try yourself: -Convince friend to run relentless rats.dec in legacy tournament -Get a deck with lots of mill, yixlid jailer, and humility -Drop humility and jailer, wait for him to dump his hand, mill him out -All his rats now have no abilities. Call a judge because he's playing an illegal deck with more than 4 of a single card. -Get him/her banned from competitive magic play
142055101 wrote:
But how to mark them without making the individual sleeve different! You could buy a skunk and slam it's butt on you deck (pardon the french) Then after the game just sniff at your opponent's pile of cards and you will know if any of your cards are there!!!
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L, is for the leather gloves you weaaaar. O, is for the organs that guy could spaaaare. V, is very very, extraordinay. E, is for every vagrant i butchered in a wine cellar befooooore.
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The outer layer of the Magic: the Gathering box, the carton, or crust, is fairly thin and light, and contains largely aluminosilcates. Within that lies the middle layer, consisting of the familiar booster pack. Although solid, the booster packs' high temperatures allow them to acutally move around within the booster box. This flow, sometimes called convection, is cited by frustrated box mappers as one of WOTC's most genious uses of thermodynamics since the Ravnica block. No one knows what lies at the core of the booster box, but scientists theorize that it must be especially dense in order to make up for the large amount of fluff distributed amongst the booster packs.
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88993869 wrote:
Torpor Orb is absolutely godawful against Vexing Devil.
whoever is playing vexing devil is probably losing anyways
56957928 wrote:
I imagine [Ajani 3's] second ability involves him hurling the creature at your opponent Brion Stoutarm style, then the guy is just like "Okay, that may have worked, but don't- GOD DAMN IT!" as he does it again because cats don't give a **** :33.
56957928 wrote:
"Do or do not, there is no try." - Albus Dumbledore, The Lord of the Rings.
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68978039 wrote:
Its like that one time Elves broke out in a field of Jund. Elves became a resurgent hit, then died off again once Jund adapted to the rest of the field of G/W that it required mass removal that inherently pooped on Elves too. Submit to the menace. Delver can, and will blot out the sun.
Then we shall play in the shade.
89522235 wrote:
I'm sorry, this forum isn't for getting bad advice on mediocre decks, that's standard deck help. This forum is for starting ****storms.
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139359831 wrote:
Your advice would only lead me to make generic, boring, and unworthy content. It's of no use to me.
I just got this image of you as an architect, having finished a building suspended by only a small pole in its southwest corner, saying it's original. Then the building collapses.
56957928 wrote:
I for one love the flavor of legendary lands. "I remember my days as a youth at Tolarian Academy." "Wow, small multiverse, I actually went there too." "WAIT, DON'T- Well ****, there's $200,000 in student loans well spent."
56957928 wrote:
And flavor goes out the window when you cast a second copy of a planeswalker right after the first one dies, so... "Hey Nissa, I need a favor." "You just asked me for a 'favor' like thirty seconds ago, and it turned out to be having Sarkhan Transmogrify my only follower into a dragon like 5 times -which dickery aside also violates some laws of causality - and then you let me get beaten over the head by that hedron crab." "...I'll give you " "...Well all right then."
57150868 wrote:
GM, I don't think Dill is better than you. I KNOW it. Even if he wakes up every morning, clubs a baby seal, steals all the TV remotes from within a block's radius of his house and then robs hungry orphans of their food he'd be better than you, for the simple reason that he learns from his mistakes.
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Tamiyo vs. Gideon
What would they have to fight about? Like, all I can think of now is Gideon going "Hey, long-ears! I'm gathering a group of 'Walkers together to fight some tentacle monsters.....you want in?" and Tamiyo going "Ew! Hentai no bakka Gideon-desu desu!" and flying away.
76783093 wrote:
I open 4 packs just to be on the safe side. Not only do I get more cards than everyone else, but I also get to spend the rest of the night off. Win Win.
191752181 wrote:
MaRo has a thing for people opening boosters with bad cards. But since he can only get so many bad cards printed in each set, he has found a devious way of getting more bad cards into circulation: He makes entire print sheets with just bad rares, then puts them onto the assembly line. He proceeds to wring his hands and twirl his evil mustache that he grew for twirling purposes as a lightning bolt strikes in the background. Afterwards, he goes to make sure that the good cards are only opened by everyone's friends, and that we all only get to open bad cards. He does this by memorising each booster, than switching them around accordingly. Whenever someone complains about a card, he immediately jumps out from behind a chair to yell "WELL, IT'S NOT FOR YOU!" before merging back into the shadows in order to devise new ways in which he can screw over players, then claim that he has valid reasons for doing so.
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192729031 wrote:
You open a booster pack, and staring back at you from the rare slot is a Lotleth Troll? At least I can stick him in my EDH deck and still have four for my standard constructed.
Because lol troll
56874518 wrote:
It helped that I more or less skipped most of GM_Champion's longer diatribes. I only have so many brain cells I'm willing to sacrifice each day.
192931349 wrote:
Mark Rosewater is sitting in a seemingly innocuous cable TV van, outside of Bankaimastery's house. Sitting nearby are two hardened criminal hackers, fresh out of prison, and filled with resentment at their lack of physical fitness. "Have you managed to hack his brainwaves yet? The set deadline's coming up fast." "We're almost through. It should be coming up on the screen any second." The hacker presses a button, and Kevin's thoughts flash onto the screen. Mark and the hackers stare in amazement at the sheer beauty, the elegance, and the raw truth of what they see. It's like the ending to 2001: A Space Odyssey. Brilliant light shines across the screen, the truth of existence is made clear to them, and they despair at their own foolishness, their own ignorance, their own inadequacy. And then they steal his ideas. As they return back to R&D, Mark sneers at a haggard old man chained to a cast-iron sphere. The man looks up from his laborious task of breaking rocks in the dungeon of Wizards of the Coast headquarters, and asks a question: "Kevin, my greatest student. He - he's all right, isn't he? You didn't hurt him?" Mark deals him a weighty blow with his boot. "Know your place, Richard. Get back to work."
57023768 wrote:
Now show me on the Garruk doll where Zac Hill ruined your enjoyment of Magic...
63711769 wrote:
I'm only opposed to it because it bears so little relation to how people actually play the game. The example of Miracles is actually a much better one then the Clone example I was trying to use. From the game's perspective, the card can move instantly from face down in the library to revealed in the hand and that's fine for the rules. But in real life, we can't actually do that, so the card spends a good bit of time in locations that are neither where that player's library is nor where that player's hand is. And that's fine for real life. What I don't want is the disconnect to be explicitly codified. Along the lines of
183664.697 A game of Magic as laid out by these rules exists only as a pure Platonic ideal, utterly unrealizable by fallible mortals limited by the confines of physicality and the ravages of evil and sin. 183664.698 The cake is a lie, too.
I know it's true, but I don't want the rules to actually straight-up tell me that.
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77120821 wrote:
Pfft this cant be serious can it? If it is please delete your account OP. Its not even close to ban worthy, considering what JTMS and stoneforge had to accomplish to get banned i see the WotC selling magic to aquire Pokemon before that ever happens.
I'm trying to imagine sorin markov as a gym leader in one of those pokemon games which you have to beat him to get his badge... somehow I imagine that he would stab you in the chest with his sword before giving you the badge, even if you beat his pokemon....
196239043 wrote:
Personally, I'd be fine with tea time but then I'm not gonna waste the mana summoning Emrakul, the Aeons Torn. He always takes all the sugar, drinks the whole pot of Earl Grey and doesn't even say thank you. SO. RUDE.

 

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JuliusPringle wrote:

All I want to do is sit down and play magic, but when I walked in yesterday, (since I didn't talk to anyone) nobody talked to me and I silently bought what I wanted and walked out.


If you don't talk to anyone, that increases the odds that no one will talk to you.

 

JuliusPringle wrote:

So how do I just... introduce myself? "Hi, my name is Adam, wanna play magic with me?" Do I go to the counter and talk to the cashier?


Yeah. Talk to the cashier. Tell him/her that you want a Black Lotus, and if they don't have one tell them that the store isn't on par with what you expected.

 

Reach into your back left pocket. Pull out a deck list that you copied directly from some ChannelFireball top 8 Standard discussion, and ask for all the cards, as is, on that list. Then, ask for some random, probably terrible cards from whatever set is Standard legal. Say it's tech for the upcoming changes in the metagame.

 

Pull out a deck, and tell some random dude you wanna test (you have to use the term "test" for this to work) for Standard. Make sure that deck contains Kitchen Finks and Alluring Siren. Maybe throw in Nyxathid for good measure.

 

Finally, before you leave, spill (make it look like an accident) one hundred singleton, random cards onto the floor. Pick them up, put them in a pile, and say "EEE-DEE-AYCH".

 

I know this sounds dumb at first, but it will work. With the method outlined above, you will draw the attention of players that play older formats by asking for cards that no one on Earth can reasonably afford. You will get the attention of the wanna-be pro, Stomp-n00bz players by pulling out a well known decklist and declare that you have "tech" to make it better. You will get the attention of all the kind, helpful players by seemingly not knowing the most common format by having non-Standard legal cards in a deck that you claim is Standard legal. Finally, you catch all the rest of the Magic players by saying "EEE-DEE-AYCH" (EDH (or Commander)).

And there you have it. You will be talking to more people than you would have wanted to talk to in no time.

 

Smoke_Stack wrote:

EDH is the best format anyway


See, it's starting already.

 

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Here's the link to Break the Card : Bludgeon Brawl : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27715169/Break_the_Card_:_Bludgeon_Brawl?sdb=1&pg=last#498208797 Winner : Vektor and his Grab the World deck. Finalist : Crandor with his Awesome Aliteration deck. Honorable mentions : RP Jesus with his Wat deck and Zix200 with his Signet Renewal deck.
Week 4 : Followed Footsteps
This week was Followed Footsteps : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27748677/Break_the_Card_:_Followed_Footsteps?pg=1 Winner : Tevish_Szat with his Exponential Growth deck. Honorable mentions : Zix with his Carbon Copies deck and Escef with his Fungus of Speed and Time deck.
Week 5 : Delaying Shield
This week's card was Delaying Shield : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27790101/Break_the_Card_:_Delaying_Shield Winner : Tevish_Szat. Finalist : Vampire_Bat. Honorable Mention : Zix200.
Week 6 : Painter's Servant
This week's card was Painter's Servant : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27940861/Break_the_Card_:_Painters_Servant?pg=1 Winner : Tevish_Szat with his Paint it Black deck. Finalist : Wprundv with his Tiger, Tiger Painted Bright deck.
Week 7 : Venser, the Sojourner
This week's card was Venser, the Sojourner : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27977489/Break_the_Card_:_Venser,_the_Sojourner Winner : Izzett with her "Venser, Trickster Trader" deck. Finalist : Wprundv with his "Tactical Sojourner Action" deck.
Week 8 : Personal Sanctuary
This week's card was Personal Sanctuary : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/28005461/Break_the_card_:_Personal_Sanctuary Winner : MrQuizzles. Honorable mention : Vampire_Bat and UbberSheep
Week 9 : Sundial of the Infinite
This week's card was Sundial of the Infinite : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/28038277/Break_the_card_:_Sundial_of_the_Infinite Finalist : Izzett with her "Afterlife Trespassers" deck. Winner : Xeromus with his "Fortune 500" deck.
Week 10 : Jace's Archivist
This week's card was Jace's Archivist : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/28063377/Break_the_Card_:_Jaces_Archivist. Finalists : Jentaru with his "Consecration of the Draw" deck and HereticSmitty with his "ADHD: The deck" deck. Winner : JaxsonBateman with his "The Archives Are Endless!" deck.
Week 11 : Search the City
This week's card was Search the City : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29518555/Break_the_Card_:_Search_the_City Finalist : Mown with "A Thousand Footsteps". Winner : Desolation_masticore with "Burn the City".
Week 12 : Fiend Hunter
This week's card was Fiend Hunter : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29530975/Break_the_Card_:_Fiend_Hunter Winner : Yuyu63 with "Carnival Hunting". Honorable mention : Dknowle's "Champion the Fiend".
Week 13 : Clock of Omens
This week's card was Clock of Omens : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29541549/Break_the_Card_:_Clock_of_Omens?pg=1 Winner : Dknowle's "The Myrs Go Marching".
Week 14 : Light of Sanction
This week's card was Light of Sanction : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29607219/Break_the_Card_:_Light_of_Sanction?pg=1 Winner : Zauzich's "Divine Plague".
Week 15 : Assemble the Legion
This week's card was Assemble the Legion : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29662307/Break_the_Card_:_Assemble_the_Legion Winner : JBTM's "Some Assembly Required".
Week 16 : High Tide
This week's cards were High Tide and/or Bubbling Muck : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29760427/Break_the_Card_:_High_Tide Winner : Mown's "Puppet Strings".
Week 17 : Illusionist's Bracers
This week's card was Illusionist's Bracers : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29776943/Break_the_Card_:_Illusionistss_Bracers Winner : Enigma256's "Tezzeret's Bracers"
Week 18 : Savor the Moment
This week's card was Savor the Moment : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29787235/Break_the_Card_:_Savor_the_Moment Winner : POSValkir's "A Savory Filibuster!"
Week 19 : Grinning Ignus
This week's card was Grinning Ignus : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29795547/Break_the_Card_:_Grinning_Ignus Winner : dknowle's "Luren' and Laughin'".
Week 20 : Transcendence
This week's card was Transcendence : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29806481/Break_the_Card_:_Transcendence Winners : Mown's "Transcending Timing Restrictions" and Dknowle's "Blinded by Greed", tied for the win.
Week 21 : Mortus Strider
This week's card was Mortus Strider : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29818471/Break_the_Card_:_Mortus_Strider Winner : SimonGlume's "Mortus Head".
Week 22 : High Priest of Penance
This week's card was High Priest of Penance : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29917231/Break_the_Card_High_Priest_of_Penance Winners : JBTM's "Two Clerics and a Goblin walk into a (Bom)bar(dment)..." and POSValkir1's "Choke Their Rivers with Our Dead!".
Week 23 : False Cure
This week's card was False Cure :http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29964239/Break_the_Card_:_False_Cure Winner : Dknowle's "When Hippos Fly".

Week 24 : Akroan Horse

This week's card was Akroan Horse : http://community.wizards.com/forum/cards-and-combos/threads/4024821.

Winner : Dknowle's "Indian Giver".

Week 25 : Leylines

This week saw multiple cards being in the contest : all of the Leylines! http://community.wizards.com/forum/cards-and-combos/threads/4067621

Winner : POSValkir1's "Laying the Battle Lines".

There's also the whole "OMG you just milled X,Y,Z cards that I needed for the 5th time in a row and instead I've drawn my 12th land"

Another point, milling is not very popular so there's not many main deck cards to counter it and people will feel like they never had a chance. People will feel that their X,Y,Z cards that are useful agaisnt 95% of the decks are useless agaisnt your deck. We got a milling deck in our group and we play with random decks of "equal" strenght and sometimes he will play his milling deck agaisnt my reanimator deck and I'll laugh and sometimes he will play his milling deck agaisnt my blue/white control what I'll draw deck and he'll laugh.
I love trolls Dont hate me because I'm blunt and you cannot handle it
I've taught and played with a LOT of new players. We've all seen the posts on these board where someone refers to mind sculpt or other mill cards as "removal". I'm going to agree with Moi Moi here. A player who builds his godsire decklist (not a reanimator deck obviously) and then sees his godsire go the graveyard. Gets pretty upset.

In the example in the OP, imagine this player opening a khalni hydra and thinking. Wow! super cool card I'm going to build a decklist for him then each game he plays someone terror's his khalni hydra so he starts to put in things that can prevent that like lightning greaves but then he comes across you and before he even gets a chance to draw khalni hydra he sees it go to the graveyard.

Another possible reason could be that he was just frustrated because he didn't put any answers for a 5/5 flier which came out turn 3. Really you put him on a 4 turn clock before he conceeded. I wonder if it was actually the mill that caused that kind of reaction?
Don't be too smart to have fun
In standard I've had many wins at the hands of Sands of Delirium due to how utterly sluggish the format has become. Most of the rage I get happens because the opponent doesn't feel like they have any real power over me tearing apart their deck and I simply try to explain that it isn't anything degenerate or unfair- if they could beat out my removal they could race with creatures, if they could interact with Sands better than using Oblivion Ring, then I would have to find a totally different win-condition, but I get an upheavel of BM because I'm not "playing the game" as they see the game should be played (they think I'm being funny when I say "creatures aren't all that important".)

That's just the game, I suppose.
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One of the things that I often see inexperienced players complaining about when it comes to mill is losing their "good cards" to it, without ever getting a chance to play these. Obviously, a lot of new players' decks are filled with 1-ofs that they really want to play, so any games where they lose that without getting to play it. So that's one psychological issue. I always tell them that to think of it as them just never drawing it in that game, but they usually don't really listen. Newbs will be newbs, I suppose.
If Emrakul and friends are a problem, you could run Stifle to counter its triggered ability.  Would Yixlid Jailer prevent it from reshuffling?  It's certainly a consideration against decks that like to use their graveyard.
If Emrakul and friends are a problem, you could run Stifle to counter its triggered ability.  Would Yixlid Jailer prevent it from reshuffling?  It's certainly a consideration against decks that like to use their graveyard.



The problems with mill as a strategy are these:

First off, your opponent starts at 53/52 life, rather than 20.

Second of all, lots of strategies shut down your deck without even trying to. And even then, sideboarding is easy. If I was afraid of a mill deck, I'd put Emrakul in my sideboard. Boom. Mill deck can't do anything unless they counter-counter what I do, all while I'm killing them.

Third, you will generally not be doing much to your opponent, as you'll be spending your resources on, y'know, milling. That whole thing about you suddenly having to take down twice as many life points? Yeah, your opponent still only needs to remove 20 from you.

Finally, mill cards are just generally bad. Unless you run some oddball combo, you're stuck with stuff like Archive Trap and Glimpse the Unthinkable which, on their own, just don't do a whole lot of work. They're like burn spells, only they can't target creatures. So more like life-loss spells, I guess. Bad ones. Plenty of mill cards that make your opponent draw cards too. I mean, every time I play against a mill deck and they force me to draw cards, I giggle inside. As with life, it's only the last card that actually matters... Except it's not. Every time you force me to draw a card, you give me more options for countering your deck. You give me extra cards. That's more cards for me. And that's terrible.
If Emrakul and friends are a problem, you could run Stifle to counter its triggered ability.  Would Yixlid Jailer prevent it from reshuffling?  It's certainly a consideration against decks that like to use their graveyard.



Jailer would indeed prevent the reshuffling.

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76783093 wrote:
56957928 wrote:
58331438 wrote:
56945988 wrote:
Rancor dies to in-response removal.
Yeah... Until next game, where it'll be right back. Seriously, there's no way to deal with Rancor in any format. It should be banned, except Gleemax is a lobbyist for the Rancor party, so that'll never happen.
You can't ban rancor, it just returns to your deck.
58331438 wrote:
57461258 wrote:
You might want to actually talk to the Flavor & Storyline Board people... since, you know, our whole reason for playing Magic is the flavor. I'm willing to bet you'll get a lot more interest there than in General.
Indeed, both posters down there would be thrilled.
57817638 wrote:
I think I wasn't direct enough in my last post. I'll try to fix it now. Ahem... NO ONE CARES there you have it.
57471038 wrote:
When talks about banning Jace first started, I was thinking that I would see him banned come June 20th. But as I think more about it, I don't really think that Jace is the problem anymore. Sure his power level leaves very little to the imagination (opening Jace is like opening a refrigerator box with a naked girl on the inside), and sure his price does have a strong impact on what players choose to play (playing Jace is like being intimate with a woman and she doesn't charge you in the morning), but it is not the source of all the problems in Standard.
76973988 wrote:
How do people think saving room to print more abilities on cards is dumbing down the game?

Do you really think, say, Akroma would ever be printed if she said, "Akroma can block by creatures with this ability and cannot be blocked by creatures without this ability.  If a creature without this ability would deal combat damage by Akroma would be destroyed, prevent all combat damage that creature would deal to Akroma this combat.  Attacking does not cause Akroma to tap.  If Akroma is blocked and deals lethal damage, it deals the remainder of its damage to the defending player.  Akroma may attack and use abilities that require tapping in the casting cost the turn it enters the battlefield.  Akroma cannot be damaged, enchanted, equipped, blocked or targeted by black or red sources" rather than her "dumbed down" wording she has?  No freaking way.  Keywording and shorthand allows them to make complicated cards easy to play with, allowing them to be printed in the first place.
57817638 wrote:
The creation of praetors was worth it just because now amoeboid changeling is a praetor.
57140668 wrote:
1. cast frankie peanuts2. ask opponent "will you concede the game this turn"? if they say yes, you win; if they say no, play a staying power
3. subsequently ask "will you attack this turn"? and "will you cast a spell this turn"? (using a Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir for the second question if necessary) to ensure they can't disrupt the combo
4. donate them a platinum angel
5. play a mox lotus and braingeyser them for every card in their library. play an opalescence and donate them a glorious anthem and a blacker lotus, then play enchanted evening. play and activate a mindslaver and then donate them a fastbond and the mox lotus (returning one of the donates to your hand with eternal witness or whatever)
6. during their turn, play every permanent in their hand (playing lands with fastbond) then (as yourself) cast mirrorweave on the blacker lotus, so every permanent becomes a copy of it. proceed to tear up every card they control, and hopefully do it before they notice that they aren't bound by staying power's ability anymore and can concede
82423538 wrote:
57471038 wrote:
82423538 wrote:
One part of the statement being true=/=the whole statement true.
Whatever. I'm still here about ten minutes away. Whenever you want to get destroyed in Magic, I'm available.
I would like to get destroyed in Magic, actually. Do you know anybody good enough?
57617478 wrote:
Please format your statements in a way that doesn't look like a baboon hit its face on your keyboard.
57140668 wrote:
why did Garruk Relentless lose a loyalty counter
Show
to get to the other side
89522235 wrote:
You're such an obvious troll that you have hexproof and : Regenerate.
56957928 wrote:
56776038 wrote:
Dark Ritual being overpowered is determined more by what is done with it than the card itself.
True, but the fact that it enables so many ridiculous things is pretty telling. It's like, sure I can use a shotgun as a bludgeoning instrument, but that doesn't make it not a shotgun.
79035425 wrote:
Shortly before Serra died, she transferred her spark into an angel whose full name was Asha Avacyn Bolas. Her dragon father groomed her for her positions in Alara and Innistrad, and she's also been getting help from her uncle Ugin in the form of Urza, who was resurrected as Marit Lage to be the avatar as which she projects herself into material realms. Grieslbrand is a split personality who sometimes wanders the planes disguised as a human woman named Liliana Vess.
97610188 wrote:
Yeah that (Content Removed) really annoys me. Moderated by MY_self right about naahowwww!
93446159 wrote:
Dilleux_Lepaire just won the thread.
57461258 wrote:
And, as usual, Dilleux wins the entire thread. Nice work, sir, nice work.
99113151 wrote:
They need to make 9 layers of zones where cards go when they "die". Much like Hell.
56778328 wrote:
Wow, holy doggy poop, kids, obvious statement is obvious.
56776038 wrote:
122053101 wrote:
i don't think your geting it WotC is trying to kill the comption to make it so that there shity app is the only one left.
I haven't tried the app. How is its use of English grammar? Cheers!
57471038 wrote:
Everyone's life would be easier if players would, instead of coming to the 'net for help with a deck, just netdeck and be done with it. And I'm not talking about some Top 8 lists, for the Casualists, too, can benefit from netdecking. I've netdecked plenty of decks from the Casual Play forums from users such as Mown, Raedien, Floopfoot, and a few others. I snatched straight the heck out of my web browser. Yes, people, your original idea fell victim to a savage netdecker. You have been assimiliated. Suppose I wanted a Zombie deck. Why on earth would I spend time searching Gatherer for a decent list of Zombie cards when Raedien already did it for me? Taking time to be creative or waiting on people on the forums to tell you why your deck sucks or 'go to Casual forums' is a disasterous waste of time (to me).
56957928 wrote:
82423538 wrote:
If WotC started putting $100 bills in packs, the players would complain that they folded them wrong.
No, they just spam them with ban requests. That being said, Magic was ruined back in Alpha when they added all that rules and cards [Debutantes avert your eyes]. My friends and I still like playing it the "pure" way (Basically we go into the woods and hit eachother with wiffle bats while shouting made up obscenities. You know, the way Garfield wanted it to be played).
56957928 wrote:
Don't worry about it. I've come up with a list of changes to fix EDH. -First off, there's no commander. -The minimum deck size is 60 cards, and each deck can have up to four of each card, save basic lands and relentless rats. Also decks have no color identity. -Starting life total is 20. And voila, now things are balanced.
89522235 wrote:
Here's a clever play you can try yourself: -Convince friend to run relentless rats.dec in legacy tournament -Get a deck with lots of mill, yixlid jailer, and humility -Drop humility and jailer, wait for him to dump his hand, mill him out -All his rats now have no abilities. Call a judge because he's playing an illegal deck with more than 4 of a single card. -Get him/her banned from competitive magic play
142055101 wrote:
But how to mark them without making the individual sleeve different! You could buy a skunk and slam it's butt on you deck (pardon the french) Then after the game just sniff at your opponent's pile of cards and you will know if any of your cards are there!!!
141434757 wrote:
In Soviet Russia, Sorin opens You
71235715 wrote:
L, is for the leather gloves you weaaaar. O, is for the organs that guy could spaaaare. V, is very very, extraordinay. E, is for every vagrant i butchered in a wine cellar befooooore.
57052258 wrote:
The outer layer of the Magic: the Gathering box, the carton, or crust, is fairly thin and light, and contains largely aluminosilcates. Within that lies the middle layer, consisting of the familiar booster pack. Although solid, the booster packs' high temperatures allow them to acutally move around within the booster box. This flow, sometimes called convection, is cited by frustrated box mappers as one of WOTC's most genious uses of thermodynamics since the Ravnica block. No one knows what lies at the core of the booster box, but scientists theorize that it must be especially dense in order to make up for the large amount of fluff distributed amongst the booster packs.
58232598 wrote:
88993869 wrote:
Torpor Orb is absolutely godawful against Vexing Devil.
whoever is playing vexing devil is probably losing anyways
56957928 wrote:
I imagine [Ajani 3's] second ability involves him hurling the creature at your opponent Brion Stoutarm style, then the guy is just like "Okay, that may have worked, but don't- GOD DAMN IT!" as he does it again because cats don't give a **** :33.
56957928 wrote:
"Do or do not, there is no try." - Albus Dumbledore, The Lord of the Rings.
89522235 wrote:
68978039 wrote:
Its like that one time Elves broke out in a field of Jund. Elves became a resurgent hit, then died off again once Jund adapted to the rest of the field of G/W that it required mass removal that inherently pooped on Elves too. Submit to the menace. Delver can, and will blot out the sun.
Then we shall play in the shade.
89522235 wrote:
I'm sorry, this forum isn't for getting bad advice on mediocre decks, that's standard deck help. This forum is for starting ****storms.
97820278 wrote:
139359831 wrote:
Your advice would only lead me to make generic, boring, and unworthy content. It's of no use to me.
I just got this image of you as an architect, having finished a building suspended by only a small pole in its southwest corner, saying it's original. Then the building collapses.
56957928 wrote:
I for one love the flavor of legendary lands. "I remember my days as a youth at Tolarian Academy." "Wow, small multiverse, I actually went there too." "WAIT, DON'T- Well ****, there's $200,000 in student loans well spent."
56957928 wrote:
And flavor goes out the window when you cast a second copy of a planeswalker right after the first one dies, so... "Hey Nissa, I need a favor." "You just asked me for a 'favor' like thirty seconds ago, and it turned out to be having Sarkhan Transmogrify my only follower into a dragon like 5 times -which dickery aside also violates some laws of causality - and then you let me get beaten over the head by that hedron crab." "...I'll give you " "...Well all right then."
57150868 wrote:
GM, I don't think Dill is better than you. I KNOW it. Even if he wakes up every morning, clubs a baby seal, steals all the TV remotes from within a block's radius of his house and then robs hungry orphans of their food he'd be better than you, for the simple reason that he learns from his mistakes.
143211137 wrote:
57033358 wrote:
Tamiyo vs. Gideon
What would they have to fight about? Like, all I can think of now is Gideon going "Hey, long-ears! I'm gathering a group of 'Walkers together to fight some tentacle monsters.....you want in?" and Tamiyo going "Ew! Hentai no bakka Gideon-desu desu!" and flying away.
76783093 wrote:
I open 4 packs just to be on the safe side. Not only do I get more cards than everyone else, but I also get to spend the rest of the night off. Win Win.
191752181 wrote:
MaRo has a thing for people opening boosters with bad cards. But since he can only get so many bad cards printed in each set, he has found a devious way of getting more bad cards into circulation: He makes entire print sheets with just bad rares, then puts them onto the assembly line. He proceeds to wring his hands and twirl his evil mustache that he grew for twirling purposes as a lightning bolt strikes in the background. Afterwards, he goes to make sure that the good cards are only opened by everyone's friends, and that we all only get to open bad cards. He does this by memorising each booster, than switching them around accordingly. Whenever someone complains about a card, he immediately jumps out from behind a chair to yell "WELL, IT'S NOT FOR YOU!" before merging back into the shadows in order to devise new ways in which he can screw over players, then claim that he has valid reasons for doing so.
97820278 wrote:
192729031 wrote:
You open a booster pack, and staring back at you from the rare slot is a Lotleth Troll? At least I can stick him in my EDH deck and still have four for my standard constructed.
Because lol troll
56874518 wrote:
It helped that I more or less skipped most of GM_Champion's longer diatribes. I only have so many brain cells I'm willing to sacrifice each day.
192931349 wrote:
Mark Rosewater is sitting in a seemingly innocuous cable TV van, outside of Bankaimastery's house. Sitting nearby are two hardened criminal hackers, fresh out of prison, and filled with resentment at their lack of physical fitness. "Have you managed to hack his brainwaves yet? The set deadline's coming up fast." "We're almost through. It should be coming up on the screen any second." The hacker presses a button, and Kevin's thoughts flash onto the screen. Mark and the hackers stare in amazement at the sheer beauty, the elegance, and the raw truth of what they see. It's like the ending to 2001: A Space Odyssey. Brilliant light shines across the screen, the truth of existence is made clear to them, and they despair at their own foolishness, their own ignorance, their own inadequacy. And then they steal his ideas. As they return back to R&D, Mark sneers at a haggard old man chained to a cast-iron sphere. The man looks up from his laborious task of breaking rocks in the dungeon of Wizards of the Coast headquarters, and asks a question: "Kevin, my greatest student. He - he's all right, isn't he? You didn't hurt him?" Mark deals him a weighty blow with his boot. "Know your place, Richard. Get back to work."
57023768 wrote:
Now show me on the Garruk doll where Zac Hill ruined your enjoyment of Magic...
63711769 wrote:
I'm only opposed to it because it bears so little relation to how people actually play the game. The example of Miracles is actually a much better one then the Clone example I was trying to use. From the game's perspective, the card can move instantly from face down in the library to revealed in the hand and that's fine for the rules. But in real life, we can't actually do that, so the card spends a good bit of time in locations that are neither where that player's library is nor where that player's hand is. And that's fine for real life. What I don't want is the disconnect to be explicitly codified. Along the lines of
183664.697 A game of Magic as laid out by these rules exists only as a pure Platonic ideal, utterly unrealizable by fallible mortals limited by the confines of physicality and the ravages of evil and sin. 183664.698 The cake is a lie, too.
I know it's true, but I don't want the rules to actually straight-up tell me that.
147137503 wrote:
77120821 wrote:
Pfft this cant be serious can it? If it is please delete your account OP. Its not even close to ban worthy, considering what JTMS and stoneforge had to accomplish to get banned i see the WotC selling magic to aquire Pokemon before that ever happens.
I'm trying to imagine sorin markov as a gym leader in one of those pokemon games which you have to beat him to get his badge... somehow I imagine that he would stab you in the chest with his sword before giving you the badge, even if you beat his pokemon....
196239043 wrote:
Personally, I'd be fine with tea time but then I'm not gonna waste the mana summoning Emrakul, the Aeons Torn. He always takes all the sugar, drinks the whole pot of Earl Grey and doesn't even say thank you. SO. RUDE.

 

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JuliusPringle wrote:

All I want to do is sit down and play magic, but when I walked in yesterday, (since I didn't talk to anyone) nobody talked to me and I silently bought what I wanted and walked out.


If you don't talk to anyone, that increases the odds that no one will talk to you.

 

JuliusPringle wrote:

So how do I just... introduce myself? "Hi, my name is Adam, wanna play magic with me?" Do I go to the counter and talk to the cashier?


Yeah. Talk to the cashier. Tell him/her that you want a Black Lotus, and if they don't have one tell them that the store isn't on par with what you expected.

 

Reach into your back left pocket. Pull out a deck list that you copied directly from some ChannelFireball top 8 Standard discussion, and ask for all the cards, as is, on that list. Then, ask for some random, probably terrible cards from whatever set is Standard legal. Say it's tech for the upcoming changes in the metagame.

 

Pull out a deck, and tell some random dude you wanna test (you have to use the term "test" for this to work) for Standard. Make sure that deck contains Kitchen Finks and Alluring Siren. Maybe throw in Nyxathid for good measure.

 

Finally, before you leave, spill (make it look like an accident) one hundred singleton, random cards onto the floor. Pick them up, put them in a pile, and say "EEE-DEE-AYCH".

 

I know this sounds dumb at first, but it will work. With the method outlined above, you will draw the attention of players that play older formats by asking for cards that no one on Earth can reasonably afford. You will get the attention of the wanna-be pro, Stomp-n00bz players by pulling out a well known decklist and declare that you have "tech" to make it better. You will get the attention of all the kind, helpful players by seemingly not knowing the most common format by having non-Standard legal cards in a deck that you claim is Standard legal. Finally, you catch all the rest of the Magic players by saying "EEE-DEE-AYCH" (EDH (or Commander)).

And there you have it. You will be talking to more people than you would have wanted to talk to in no time.

 

Smoke_Stack wrote:

EDH is the best format anyway


See, it's starting already.

 

Break the Card
What is Break the Card?
Break the Card is a regular thread in the Cards and Combo Forum. Quite simply, the participants are given a Johnnystatic card (e.g. Xenograft) and are asked to build a deck around it. The winner and honorable mentions are sigged below. Get brewing!
Week 1 : Xenograft
This week's Break the Card was based around Xenograft. Thread : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27681049/Break_the_card_:_Xenograft?pg=1 Winner : Axterix with his Vampdrazi deck. Finalist : Vektor480 with his Ally/Golem/Plant deck. Honorable mentions : Zammm for the Turntimber Ranger combo and TinGorilla for suggesting Sarkhan the Mad.
Week 2 : Mindlock Orb
Here's the link to the Mindlock Orb contest : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27697565/Break_the_Card_:_Mindlock_Orb?sdb=1&pg=last#497536269 Winner : Axterix with his Maralen of the Mornsong deck. Honorable mentions : Void_Elemental.
Week 3 : Bludgeon Brawl
Here's the link to Break the Card : Bludgeon Brawl : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27715169/Break_the_Card_:_Bludgeon_Brawl?sdb=1&pg=last#498208797 Winner : Vektor and his Grab the World deck. Finalist : Crandor with his Awesome Aliteration deck. Honorable mentions : RP Jesus with his Wat deck and Zix200 with his Signet Renewal deck.
Week 4 : Followed Footsteps
This week was Followed Footsteps : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27748677/Break_the_Card_:_Followed_Footsteps?pg=1 Winner : Tevish_Szat with his Exponential Growth deck. Honorable mentions : Zix with his Carbon Copies deck and Escef with his Fungus of Speed and Time deck.
Week 5 : Delaying Shield
This week's card was Delaying Shield : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27790101/Break_the_Card_:_Delaying_Shield Winner : Tevish_Szat. Finalist : Vampire_Bat. Honorable Mention : Zix200.
Week 6 : Painter's Servant
This week's card was Painter's Servant : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27940861/Break_the_Card_:_Painters_Servant?pg=1 Winner : Tevish_Szat with his Paint it Black deck. Finalist : Wprundv with his Tiger, Tiger Painted Bright deck.
Week 7 : Venser, the Sojourner
This week's card was Venser, the Sojourner : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/27977489/Break_the_Card_:_Venser,_the_Sojourner Winner : Izzett with her "Venser, Trickster Trader" deck. Finalist : Wprundv with his "Tactical Sojourner Action" deck.
Week 8 : Personal Sanctuary
This week's card was Personal Sanctuary : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/28005461/Break_the_card_:_Personal_Sanctuary Winner : MrQuizzles. Honorable mention : Vampire_Bat and UbberSheep
Week 9 : Sundial of the Infinite
This week's card was Sundial of the Infinite : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/28038277/Break_the_card_:_Sundial_of_the_Infinite Finalist : Izzett with her "Afterlife Trespassers" deck. Winner : Xeromus with his "Fortune 500" deck.
Week 10 : Jace's Archivist
This week's card was Jace's Archivist : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/28063377/Break_the_Card_:_Jaces_Archivist. Finalists : Jentaru with his "Consecration of the Draw" deck and HereticSmitty with his "ADHD: The deck" deck. Winner : JaxsonBateman with his "The Archives Are Endless!" deck.
Week 11 : Search the City
This week's card was Search the City : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29518555/Break_the_Card_:_Search_the_City Finalist : Mown with "A Thousand Footsteps". Winner : Desolation_masticore with "Burn the City".
Week 12 : Fiend Hunter
This week's card was Fiend Hunter : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29530975/Break_the_Card_:_Fiend_Hunter Winner : Yuyu63 with "Carnival Hunting". Honorable mention : Dknowle's "Champion the Fiend".
Week 13 : Clock of Omens
This week's card was Clock of Omens : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29541549/Break_the_Card_:_Clock_of_Omens?pg=1 Winner : Dknowle's "The Myrs Go Marching".
Week 14 : Light of Sanction
This week's card was Light of Sanction : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29607219/Break_the_Card_:_Light_of_Sanction?pg=1 Winner : Zauzich's "Divine Plague".
Week 15 : Assemble the Legion
This week's card was Assemble the Legion : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29662307/Break_the_Card_:_Assemble_the_Legion Winner : JBTM's "Some Assembly Required".
Week 16 : High Tide
This week's cards were High Tide and/or Bubbling Muck : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29760427/Break_the_Card_:_High_Tide Winner : Mown's "Puppet Strings".
Week 17 : Illusionist's Bracers
This week's card was Illusionist's Bracers : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29776943/Break_the_Card_:_Illusionistss_Bracers Winner : Enigma256's "Tezzeret's Bracers"
Week 18 : Savor the Moment
This week's card was Savor the Moment : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29787235/Break_the_Card_:_Savor_the_Moment Winner : POSValkir's "A Savory Filibuster!"
Week 19 : Grinning Ignus
This week's card was Grinning Ignus : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29795547/Break_the_Card_:_Grinning_Ignus Winner : dknowle's "Luren' and Laughin'".
Week 20 : Transcendence
This week's card was Transcendence : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29806481/Break_the_Card_:_Transcendence Winners : Mown's "Transcending Timing Restrictions" and Dknowle's "Blinded by Greed", tied for the win.
Week 21 : Mortus Strider
This week's card was Mortus Strider : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29818471/Break_the_Card_:_Mortus_Strider Winner : SimonGlume's "Mortus Head".
Week 22 : High Priest of Penance
This week's card was High Priest of Penance : http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29917231/Break_the_Card_High_Priest_of_Penance Winners : JBTM's "Two Clerics and a Goblin walk into a (Bom)bar(dment)..." and POSValkir1's "Choke Their Rivers with Our Dead!".
Week 23 : False Cure
This week's card was False Cure :http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/29964239/Break_the_Card_:_False_Cure Winner : Dknowle's "When Hippos Fly".

Week 24 : Akroan Horse

This week's card was Akroan Horse : http://community.wizards.com/forum/cards-and-combos/threads/4024821.

Winner : Dknowle's "Indian Giver".

Week 25 : Leylines

This week saw multiple cards being in the contest : all of the Leylines! http://community.wizards.com/forum/cards-and-combos/threads/4067621

Winner : POSValkir1's "Laying the Battle Lines".

Apparently some of you have never been hit with Traumatize followed by Haunting Echoes.

It might seem exspensive and slow, but when it happens, its like getting kicked in the nuts while spewing hot sauce out of your nose. 
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perodequeso provides a lovely image. 

It might be the "slow, grindy" effect of some controlling mill builds that irritates some players.

Leyline of the Void and Helm of Obedience at least mill a person quickly.  Not as fast as Grindstone+Painter's Servant, perhaps, but still.

Try adding Bazaar of Wonders to your mill deck for some extra aggravation; punishing people who follow typical deckbuilding logic of running playsets is fun.

It's a shame you keep running into poor sports.  Perhaps you should try a deck based on Humility, so they can still keep their creatures?

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Why do people hate mill?

Because they are scrubs.
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Or because the mill deck is actually well made, which is hilariously rare

Why do people hate mill?

Because they are scrubs.
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Or because the mill deck is actually well made, which is hilariously rare

Yes, it is scrubbish to dislike a deck type, but not to label people who dislike a typoe of deck like you do.

Gimmie a break.
Yes, it is scrubbish to dislike a deck type, but not to label people who dislike a typoe of deck like you do. Gimmie a break.



It's also scrubbish to label people who labeled you.

Actually, a scrub is, by definition, someone who says "BAWWWW! NO FAIR!"
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I like slow mill decks that play lots of permission and grind the opponent out.



Well theres your problem, its just no fun to play against decks that do that while watching your whole deck go straight to the graveard.

Yes, it is scrubbish to dislike a deck type, but not to label people who dislike a typoe of deck like you do. Gimmie a break.


You are not a scrub if you hate using a certain deck type.
You are not a scrub if you dislike playing against a certain deck type.
You are a scrub if you playing against a certain deck type makes you angry.

Immature College Student (Also a Rules Advisor)
Honestly, this thread could be titlied "Why do people hate [INSERT DECK NAME/STYLE]?" Sure, there are traditionally some decks that upset more than others, but I wouldn't say mill is more hated than, say, RDW, draw-go, land destruction, storm combo, etc. The less interactive and more isolating a strategy seems, the more people feel like they aren't actually playing Magic. Thing is, that definition is vastly open-ended and covers decks that kill fast, decks that shut you down, decks that combo off in one turn, and so on.

But even that's a bit of a misnomer. 
I play mill in formats where you can play mill and those where you can't. It's my favourite deck. But it creates such negative reactions sometimes I feel like I'm doing something wrong.

I mean, why are people ok about dying to the monored nuts hand, or cheap combos but get mad when they get milled out by a triple Archive Trap on their turn?

Like, in this game that I just played, I really have no idea why my opponent got so butthurt:

I won the roll and went first, and this was my hand: island, island, Hedron Crab x2, Jace's Phantasm x2, Terramorphic Expanse.

I play island, one crab, pass.
He plays Khalni Garden and passes.
I play 2nd crab, drop and search with expanse and mill him for 12 (he seems to be playing mono green with Khalni Hydra and the such.)
He plays another Garden, drops Ulvenwald Tracker, and passes.
I drop a swamp, play a Phantasm and that causes him to say:
man. when did douchebags have to start ruining the game? try making a real deck dude.


and he promptly concedes.

I am like, mortified. So I PM him to find out what made him so mad and this is what he tells me.
you are trash and I guarantee you lose otherwise


so I reply asking what he means by "otherwise" and I find out he has me blocked.

I don't get it. Is watching your cards get put into your graveyard traumatizing or what?




People hate everything. 

Mill, poison, combos etc.

Whatever makes them lose. 
Traumatize traumatises scrubs. xD
Honestly, this thread could be titlied "Why do people hate [INSERT DECK NAME/STYLE]?" Sure, there are traditionally some decks that upset more than others, but I wouldn't say mill is more hated than, say, RDW, draw-go, land destruction, storm combo, etc. The less interactive and more isolating a strategy seems, the more people feel like they aren't actually playing Magic. Thing is, that definition is vastly open-ended and covers decks that kill fast, decks that shut you down, decks that combo off in one turn, and so on.

But even that's a bit of a misnomer. 

I sometimes find it odd that people don't recognize that and respond by being more philosophical about it. Like, if you're going to be playing against a permission-heavy, grindy mill deck, isn't there some fun in the tension of wondering whether or not you're going to lose your most presently important cards? In combo, isn't it fun to watch the crazy thing go off, even if it takes you with it? There's some pleasure even in losing.

In fairness, this is probably part of why I am a terrible, terrible Magic player.

...But apparently I need to stop calling myself a scrub. Dammit. Uh. Infect is...broken? Mudhole hoses my favorite deck? Trying furiously to reclaim my cred here, guys...
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I sometimes find it odd that people don't recognize that and respond by being more philosophical about it. Like, if you're going to be playing against a permission-heavy, grindy mill deck, isn't there some fun in the tension of wondering whether or not you're going to lose your most presently important cards? In combo, isn't it fun to watch the crazy thing go off, even if it takes you with it? There's some pleasure even in losing.



THAT really comes down to the opponent. If you're opponent is stiff and spends forever to make every single decision no matter how minor, whether they can actually do anything or not and has absolutely zero sense of humor, then the game can tend to feel like you're playing a losing game of solitaire against a brick wall.

Seriously, I think these decks would have a lot better reputation without people playing them in UberSeriousMode at FNMs or casual events.

In my opinion, if you're at a high enough skill and deck level relative to your opponent that you're going to probably just destroy them, you should at least make sure the experience is as enjoyable as possible. There's no need to give a new player the death glare through both games of StuffIOpenedInAFatPack.dec vs Tier 1 Jund Midrange.

Immature College Student (Also a Rules Advisor)

THAT really comes down to the opponent. If you're opponent is stiff and spends forever to make every single decision no matter how minor, whether they can actually do anything or not and has absolutely zero sense of humor, then the game can tend to feel like you're playing a losing game of solitaire against a brick wall.

Seriously, I think these decks would have a lot better reputation without people playing them in UberSeriousMode at FNMs or casual events.

In my opinion, if you're at a high enough skill and deck level relative to your opponent that you're going to probably just destroy them, you should at least make sure the experience is as enjoyable as possible. There's no need to give a new player the death glare through both games of StuffIOpenedInAFatPack.dec vs Tier 1 Jund Midrange.



This.  We've all been the new guy.  Or at least the guy with a much smaller budget, at least.  Two opponents can play the same deck against me with similar results, but one match was more fun.  Not to sound too Timmy here, but isn't fun the point of a hobby? 
Does all of your mill experience come from playing Duels of the Planeswalkers 2013? All of the cards that you mentioned imply this.


There are no Evolving wilds in the Dream puppets decklist. Also there are no non-basic lands in the game except for Evolvling wilds.
57170298 wrote:
Borrowing the East Wind (P3) - Haha, it's like Hurricane but for horsemanship? That makes hilariously little sense. "Oh man, the wind is so much worse up on this horse."
57044478 wrote:
Jon Finkel can win a Magic tournament with a ham sandwich. That doesn't mean ham sandwiches are now the metagame breaker.
97820278 wrote:
Koth: I'm the first viable red planeswalker. Who are you? Tibalt: I'm a two-mana red planeswalker. Koth: I'm the last viable red planeswalker.
None of those break mill. They're not even decent compared to other options.

However, for what I think is the most realistic approach, casual players dislike that you're attacking them from another avenue. Just like Infect, they find it cheap that you're not playing fair by trying to hit their life total. Couple this with the insult of whenever they have their favority fatty hit the bin, regardless of the statistics behind it, and I suppose they don't find it terribly fun. Expecting human psyche to work on a logical level doesn't work all that well.

When you play mill, your opponent is also actively hitting himself at every draw step, and it's nothing they can do about it, giving a sense of inevitable loss.


To play devil's advocate here, when you play mill your opponent gets to choose how much life they want to start at, as high as they have cards.
57170298 wrote:
Borrowing the East Wind (P3) - Haha, it's like Hurricane but for horsemanship? That makes hilariously little sense. "Oh man, the wind is so much worse up on this horse."
57044478 wrote:
Jon Finkel can win a Magic tournament with a ham sandwich. That doesn't mean ham sandwiches are now the metagame breaker.
97820278 wrote:
Koth: I'm the first viable red planeswalker. Who are you? Tibalt: I'm a two-mana red planeswalker. Koth: I'm the last viable red planeswalker.
Honestly, this thread could be titlied "Why do people hate [INSERT DECK NAME/STYLE]?" Sure, there are traditionally some decks that upset more than others, but I wouldn't say mill is more hated than, say, RDW, draw-go, land destruction, storm combo, etc. The less interactive and more isolating a strategy seems, the more people feel like they aren't actually playing Magic. Thing is, that definition is vastly open-ended and covers decks that kill fast, decks that shut you down, decks that combo off in one turn, and so on.

But even that's a bit of a misnomer. 


The thing is unless the mill is a wincon in a combo deck most mill decks are just bad. So it would be like complaining about facing shock.dec, it seems unfair that this guy is just ignoring you and putting damage on your face, but you still win 97% of the time.

57170298 wrote:
Borrowing the East Wind (P3) - Haha, it's like Hurricane but for horsemanship? That makes hilariously little sense. "Oh man, the wind is so much worse up on this horse."
57044478 wrote:
Jon Finkel can win a Magic tournament with a ham sandwich. That doesn't mean ham sandwiches are now the metagame breaker.
97820278 wrote:
Koth: I'm the first viable red planeswalker. Who are you? Tibalt: I'm a two-mana red planeswalker. Koth: I'm the last viable red planeswalker.
Yes, it is scrubbish to dislike a deck type, but not to label people who dislike a typoe of deck like you do. Gimmie a break.


You are not a scrub if you hate using a certain deck type.
You are not a scrub if you dislike playing against a certain deck type.
You are a scrub if you playing against a certain deck type makes you angry.




I don't know, Null Rod/Mycosynth Lattice is pretty unfun 99% of the time. (For those who don't understand, the Lattice makes everything an artifact, and Null Rod shuts down those activated abilities: You can't even tap lands for mana.) But I'd use Curse of the Pierced Heart over Curse of the Bloody Tome in that particular deck every time.
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Null Rod shuts down those activated abilities: You can't even tap lands for mana.


Null Rod does not affect mana abitities, check it out on Gatherer.
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