How did you get started roleplaying?

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How did you get started roleplaying?  Was it a friend, parent, book, game, or some crazy turn of fate that brought you into the community?  I'm kind of hoping for some crazy stories here, but I'll settle for anything.
It all began when I was a child. I would act out my serial killer fantasies with the neighbors girl dolls, which pissed herr off cuz I sliced up all her rotten dolls. But what really made her cry was when I hung her cat.
*shrug*
And then, in my teens, I started playing D&D and listening to heavy metal music backwards. My grandmother called in a priest, but I just screamed at my grandma and pushed the priest out of the house while he screamed something about "demon possession" and junk...
Now, after serving 15 years for murder, I am finally a free man and wanting to play D&D again!
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine

And that's what you get for asking the OTT!
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And that's what you get for asking the OTT!



Honestly, I'm just happy to have one of my forum posts last more than 10 minutes before getting deleted.  Troll away!
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Honestly, I'm just happy to have one of my forum posts last more than 10 minutes before getting deleted.  Troll away!


What makes you think he was trolling?
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Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay when I was, eh, between 13 and 16.


Didn't play for a few years now though.


Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay when I was, eh, between 13 and 16.


Didn't play for a few years now though.




You know, I was just thinking that.... *surprise face bite to ADHadh!*

You been zombiefied!
 
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
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Oh, and I havnt forgot about you piggles, oh, wait, youre already a zombie, damnit!
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there

And that's what you get for asking the OTT!



Honestly, I'm just happy to have one of my forum posts last more than 10 minutes before getting deleted.  Troll away!



*bites robert*

Gah! Tastes like plastic! 
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there

Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay when I was, eh, between 13 and 16.


Didn't play for a few years now though.




You know, I was just thinking that.... *surprise face bite to ADHadh!*

You been zombiefied!
 


Crap! And here I hoped my avatar would deter any brain-eating creatures.

Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay when I was, eh, between 13 and 16.


Didn't play for a few years now though.




You know, I was just thinking that.... *surprise face bite to ADHadh!*

You been zombiefied!
 


Crap! And here I hoped my avatar would deter any brain-eating creatures.

Nah, just girls with taste.



Looks who is talking!
You got nerve!
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
*Bites Robin Hoodlum. Robin has now been infected with the ZetaZombie virus*

Especially with that dead rat ontop of his head.
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Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay when I was, eh, between 13 and 16.


Didn't play for a few years now though.




You know, I was just thinking that.... *surprise face bite to ADHadh!*

You been zombiefied!
 


Crap! And here I hoped my avatar would deter any brain-eating creatures.

Nah, just girls with taste.



Looks who is talking!
You got nerve!


And you've got stories about geriatric "hotties."
Also... Braaains!!!
/Bites RH... Damnit! It's empty! 
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This is not a trapp
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Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
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What makes you think he was trolling?



I didn't think he was trolling.  I just invited a free-for-all to celebrate my first post in this thread that wasn't deleted.

It's always fun to see a post actually survive.

*shuffles and then tackles. bites robertkety* Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnsssssssss!  *robert is now infected with the zombie virus*
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I knew I should have called dibs on RH's gray matter.
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