## Mathset - The Euclidean Plane

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magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
5746 Posts
So, this won't actually be called "Mathset", but I don't have a name for it yet. It isn't an un-set, so BF, your silly cards won't work here - though feel free to post them because they are amusing. Oh, and I'm still working on M'Nool - but lately I've been having a lot more ideas about this, so even though it is probably a bad idea to start two Sets at once - I just can't help myself.

The rest of this post is reserved for Story I guess.

Oh, and here is the first card released to the public - no that one I posted yesterday doesn't count.

Oxidizer
Creature - Elemental (C)

"Fickle are the glowing embers."

1/2//1/21

1. Note on this. You may choose this creature's power and toughness to be any combination of these numbers at any given time. Priority and the stack still resolve normally. Or whatever.

And yes, there will be reasons to make it a 1/1, or a 1/2, or a 2/1.

Breakdown:
Each Color: Commons: 10
Uncommons: 6
Rares: 5
Mythics: 1
Multicolor: C - 10, U - 6, R - 5, M - 2
Colorless: C - 30, U - 20, R - 10, M - 5

Totals:
Commons: 90/90
Uncommons: 56/56
Rares: 40/40
Mythic: 11/11

Final Count: 197/197

Mechanics:

Orbit (This permanent does not untap as usual. During each untap step it rotates 90o clockwise. When it has returned to an untapped position, it has completed its orbit. Any effect that would untap it, causes it to untap.)
Parity: As long as this creature's power and toughness are even/odd EFFECT.
Matrix [cost] - If you pay this card's Matrix Cost X becomes X2.
Maximize (appearing on spells with multiple options, videlicet, "up to three targets") - If you chose the maximum effect for this spell, EFFECT.
Prime - If an instant or sorcery with a single target that DOES SOMETHING, copy that spell. The copy targets this permanent.
X/Y//Z/N - A power/toughness system that allows a player to chose the value of their creature's power and toughness instantly.
Points - Points are like lands, except that they are spells. You still may only cast one point per turn. You may not have Points and Lands in the same deck. You may have any number of Basic Points in a deck.

The Legendary Illusions

For as long as any Euclidean can remember the five illusions have wandered the grid. The travel hither and thither, with no obvious pattern. This has confounded the Plane's mathamagician's for eons. Why would they track such creatures, one might inquire. Well, besides the obvious reason that every other being on the Plane has understandable patterns and rhythms to its motions and movements, there is one other reason. In the center of the grid, where X meets Y sits a temple as old as the grid itself. There are many antiquities within, and pilgrimage to the spot is extremely common. There are few adult Euclideans alive who have not seen the Temple. What do they see when they enter? On the far wall there is an alter and above it a Sacred Tapestry hangs. The Tapestry depicts the Holy Grid with each of its Four Quadrants. But below that image there is another. A Pentagrid. There is hovers between the Painted Quadratic Grid and the Real One, and under it the inscription reads: "There will come a day, and it shall be foretold, that on this day, the Five Pentalli (meaning the Illusions) shall be lain to dust. And from their deaths shall arise a new quadrant - nay, a pentadrant, and the grid shall become shaped in the manner befitting, and there will be many tears, and much blood, and a great deal of spittle." So, the prophesy tells it, and so the people believe it. And so, too, do the trackers and holy men watch these creatures, awaiting the day that the Grid is forever altered.
Torae Yokur

The Illusion of the Oxen. The Illusion of the Oxen hovers at all times half the length of its horns off the Grid. It chews incessantly. Its left eye is closed in what appears to be slumber. Its right eye peers straight ahead. Above the Oxen floats a Beryl Hecatohedron. As it travels, nearby eggs hatch, even those thought infertile. Winds calm and grass grows in its wake. To be born near the passing of the Ox, is to be a blessing unto future fertility. Offices associated with the Oxborn are often political or religious. When the Oxen is in your Quadrant it is said to be a good time to spare. Spare your children their punishments. Spare your animals their slaughter. Spare yourself your reprimands.

Talpulial

The Illusion of the Toad. The Illusion of the Toad hops slowly across the Grid. Its tongue is forever fully extended at a 45 degree angle from the ground and three times the length of its body. Its eyes constantly twitch in an attempt to view all that surrounds it. Above the Toad floats a Hyacinth Trapezohedron. As it travels streams and rivers reverse their flows. Wind will change direction. In its wake a great meandering estuary forms. To be born near the passing of the Toad, is to be a blessing unto future knowledge. Offices associated with the Toadborn are often scholarly in nature. When the Toad is in your Quadrant it is said to be a good time to learn. Learn through texts and tomes. Learn through listening to others. Learn through listening to yourself.

Dylocro

The Illusion of the Crocodile. The Illusion of the Crocodile swims through the air at the height of two-tall men stacked upon each other. Its tail forever dances back and forth. Its eyes are closed. Above the Crocodile floats a Carnelian Antiprism. As it travels the dying take their final breaths. Long-held desires are granted. A starving creature may find a quick demise or an incredible feast. In its wake bones sprout from the ground. These are considered sacred, and it is societal principle that one does not touch them. To be born near the passing of the Crocodile, is to be a blessing unto future power. Offices associated with the Crocodileborn are often Military or Competitive in nature. When the Crocodile is in your Quadrant it is said to be a good time for death. If one is dying, or is longing for death, one should end one's life. If one is longing for the death of another, it is a good time to kill.

Taelb

The Illusion of the Goat. The Illusion of the Goat will only move when no one is watching. When it does it seems to teleport great distances across the Grid. Because of its sacred nature, the Goat has many followers. They watch it constantly and in shifts, so that it will not leave their quadrant. However, the Goat always finds a way. It is never in one place for too long. At the pivotal moment, every watcher will blink, or look up at a sudden noise, or drift off to sleep, or be blinded by a cloud of dust. It does not matter. The Goat has never been in any Quadrant for longer than a fortnight. It stands completely still, letting out a low, melodious bleat. The Bleat itself is often that which causes its watchers to fall prey to slumber. Such a soothing sound. Its eyes stare simultaneously into the eyes of every watcher. No one knows what they do when nobody is watching. Above it floats a Chrysalite Rhombihexacron. In its general vicinity, sweet smells abound, memories come to those who long for them, and troubling events in one's past are wiped from one's mind. When it disappears it will leave behind one Crocus growing from the point at which it stood. The Crocus is treated as Holy, and it is crime to in any way injure it. To be born near the passing of the Goat, is to be a blessing unto future spirit. Offices associated with the Goatborn are often Magical or Artistic. When the Goat is in your quadrant, it is said to be a good time for trying. Trying what you've yet to try. Trying what you've failed at in the past. Trying the things that you know you cannot succeed at.

Htr

The Illusion of the Ape. The Illusion of the Ape swings from point to point on the branches of invisible trees. Its brow is forever furrowed and its eyes move freely, looking only at what interests them. Above it floats an Onyx Sphere. When it is near, lost items are found, difficult jars are opened, and questions are answered. In its wake, saplings sprout. To be born near the passing of the Ape is be a blessing unto future nature. Offices associated with the Apeborn are often Agricultural or those that require great traveling. When the Ape is in your quadrant, it is said to be a good time for questioning and answering. Question the things you've always wished to know. Answer the questions that those around you, including yourself, have always asked of you.

Calender

Eight official months or Cycles:
1. Ichcycle - 21 days
2. Nicycle - 25 days
3. Sancycle - 34 days
4. Yoncycle - 35 days
5. Gocycle - 45 days
6. Rocycle - 66 days
7. Nanacycle - 67 days
8. Kucycle - 80 days (This is a remnant from ancient and forbidden cults - it is now colloquially accepted and the history is perhaps a little suppressed. More on that below.)

X. Nurucycle - 0 days (at one time it was 10 days) - The Nurucycle is not spoken of. Its existence is questionable. Whether or not people ever lived in a world with Nine Months is subject to a great deal of disbelief. However there are subverts that believe that at one time, eons ago, there were nine Cycles. They hold that Nurucycle was dismantled and the extra days were installed in Nicycle and Sancycle, with the last day added to Yoncycle. They do this secretly of course. Nurucycle is a highly taboo topic, and discussion of it could lead to banishment or worse.

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
5746 Posts
White

Common 10

Antiphone
Instant (C)
Destroy target creature if the sum of its power and toughness are greater than 10.

"This plane ain't big enough for the both of us."

Knowledge is Toughness
Instant (C)
Target creature becomes a 0/X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Enchantment
When Quadrant of Quador enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Quadrant of Quador, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.

Simpleton
Creature - Human (C)
Protection from multiple sub-types.

"What he doesn't know, won't hurt him, and he doesn't know very much."

2/2

Inspector's Judgement
Instant (C)
Exile target creature with odd Power.

"I'm afraid this one is slightly irregular. . ."

Body for Mind
Sorcery (C)
You gain X life.
Matrix - Exile your hand - If you pay Body for Mind's Matrix cost X becomes X2.

"He may be a brainless oaf, but his skull is thick enough to protect both of us."

Forbidden Cycle
Enchantment
Whenever a spell or ability specifies 0, you may change that 0 to a number between 2 and 4. (This effect applies only to the text box of cards. Not mana costs and not powers or toughnesses.)

"The Nuru do not exist. How could they. . ."
- Excerpt from Lawholder Vin

Creature - Dwarf Knight
Whenever another player gains life, untap one target permanent that they own and one target permanent that you own.

"The answers you seek are behind its left eye-lid."
- Creed of the Ox Cults

3/3

Forays into Glory
Enchantment
Whenever a spell with a variable is cast, if that variable is greater than 4, you gain 4 life.

"One must aspire to the highest of peaks, if one wishes to graph the grid."

Uncommon 6

Magical Bondage
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature's power and toughness are equal to the number of auras on it.

Sage's Rage
Sorcery
Exile X target creatures, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast Sage's Rage. Target opponent gains X life.
Matrix - - If you pay Sage's Rage's Matrix cost X becomes X2.

"Even the best Mage can get caught in her Cage."

Breaking Earth
Instant
Return target permanent card with converted mana cost X from your graveyard to your hand.

"To get something out of the ground, first, you must begin with a shovel."
- Ekri, Shovel Salesman

Foe-Fueled Flames
Enchantment
Creatures get +X/+X where X is the number of creatures your opponents control.

"Seeing the opposition only makes my soldiers more valiant."
- Hiltya, Commander of Western Line

Novice of the Tall Grass
Creature - Giant Rabbit
Parity - As long as Novice of the Tall Grass's power and toughness are even, it has protection from everything.

"My complements, Whipmaster, your animals are well trained."
"Not well enough."
- Conversation between Whipmaster Fleo and Emissary Corquine

5/5

Potential of Enmity
Instant (U)
Destroy one, two, or three target attacking creatures.
Maximize - If you targeted three creatures this way, exile them instead.

"The more the merrier."

Rare 5

Jizyah
Sorcery
Search your library for X Points that can produce White mana where X is the number of lands target opponent controls, and put them into your hand.

"Grid expansion must be equal in all directions, lest the unholy prophesies come to pass. . ."

Stalwart Seizer
Creature - Beast Knight
Vigilance
Prime - If an instant or sorcery with a single target that increases a creature's toughness, copy that spell. The copy targets this permanent.

"Take any opportunity, even the ones that might kill you."

3/3

Celestial Immortality
Enchatnment - Aura
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent has Orbit (This permanent does not untap as usual. During each untap step it rotates 90o clockwise. When it has returned to an untapped position, it has completed its orbit. Any effect that would untap it, causes it to untap.) and "As long as this permanent is in Orbit, your life total can't change."

Anthemous Cantina
Enchantment
Whenever a spell or effect would cause a creature to get +X/+X, it causes that creature to get +X+1/+X+1 instead.

Torae Yokur
Legendary Creature - Ox Illusion
Whenever Torae Yokur becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, and change target X-defined power or toughness to be defined as "the number of Yorae Yokurs in all graveyards."

5/5

Mythic 1

Sixth-Dimensional Anomaly
Instant
Exile each card from every graveyard. At the end of the turn, return each permanent with a converted mana cost greater than X to the battlefield under its owner's control.

"Why do they return?"
"This was unexpected."
"Inconzeivable!"
- Conversation between Scholars of the Sacred Variable

Blue

Common 10

Cerespire (BLUE)
Instant (C)
Target opponent draws X cards.

"I'll tell you everything."

The Root of the Problem
Instant
Counter target spell with converted mana cost X2.

"Cages are just an assemblage of squares."

Modal Drone
Creature - Drone (C)
If the sum of Modal Drone's power and toughness is ever odd, sacrifice it immediately.

"Whatever you do, don't press that button."
- Doktor C'Orlbine, Last Words

1/2//1/2

Neopos
Creature - Mutant (C)
At the beginning of your upkeep choose a creature type. Neopos gains that creature type, permanently.

1/1

Mind Roll
Sorcery (C)
Draw a card.
If you've drawn an even number of cards this turn, draw two cards instead.

"Thinking is so much easier when the spheres of the mind align."

Shine of the Hyacinth
Instant
Target opponent chooses two: You draw 2 cards, Or; You create a 2/2 Drone Token with Flying Or; target player puts the top 8 cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.

Creature - Homarid Scholar
Whenever another player taps or untaps Toadborn Epistelogian, draw 2 cards.

"The answers you seek are on the tip of her tongue."
- Creed of the Toadborn Cults

2/2

Elder Model
Artifact Creature - Drone (C)
Parity - As long as this creature's power is even, it has Flying and Hexproof.

"When it functions, it does so well."

3/3

Allure of Talpulial
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.
Creatures enchanted by Allure of Talpulial, gain ", : Move all auras enchanting this creature to another target creature."

Troll of the Ziaxis
Creature - Troll (C)
Disenchant Troll of the Ziaxis: Draw 6 cards.

"They say that ignorance is bliss - but, I might argue that ignorance is wisdom."

6/6

Uncommon 6

Anthem of the Open Book
Enchantment
Each creature you control gets +1/+1.
Whenever you draw a card, each opponent draws 2.

"Knowledge should be free, but not that free."
- Chancellor Witrrand, upon viewing the Fourh Quadrant's Intellectual Sodomy Festival

Student of Stealth
Creature - Troll
Shroud
Parity - As long as Student of Stealth's power and toughness are even, it is unblockable.

"If only you'd just try the boots, then perhaps your fleshy feet wouldn't make so much noise."
- Pibzerone, Instructor of Grace

1/1

Infinite Potential
Instant
Draw one, two, or three cards.
Maximize - If you drew three cards this way, each opponent copies this spell.

"You only have to reach inside your mind, or in this case, his mind."

The Face of Sleet
Sorcery
Each creature gets -X/-0 until end of turn.
Matrix - If you pay this The Face of Sleet's Matrix Cost X becomes X2.

Watery Gravekeeper
Creature - Jellyfish
Defender
Prime - If an instant or sorcery with a single target that would cause a player to draw a card would be cast, copy that spell. The copy targets this permanent.

1/5

Great Whalebone
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -X/+X where X is the number of your choice.

"The Whalebone can withstand almost anything - even whales!"

Rare 5

Static Interference
Instant
Split Second
Until end of turn spells, effects, and abilities can't be used to change the power and/or toughness of a creature.

Biknowl
Creature - Elemental Bird
Flying
Orbit (This permanent does not untap as usual. During each untap step it rotates 90o clockwise. When it has returned to an untapped position, it has completed its orbit. Any effect that would untap it, causes it to untap.)
When Biknowl completes its orbit, draw a card for each card in your hand.

1/1

Talpulial
Legendary Creature - Frog Illusion
Whenever Talpulial becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, and remove the stack and everything on it from the game for the next 5 turns.

5/5

The Exponential Scrolls
Legendary Enchantment
Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery card, exile it. Then that player copies that spell X times. He or she may choose different targets for each instance of the cast spell.

"Having lain beneath the apex for so long, they were bound to gather a little dust - and maybe a little something extra as well."
- Ponimimus, Scholar

Mutual Mindgasm
Sorcery (R)
Each player draws X cards, where X is the number of cards in his or her library.

"Figured it out yet?"

Mythic 1

Trifecta of Perfection
Instant
Copy target copied spell three times.

"I have never met a man who used all three wishes in the same manner before. . ."
- Iglorke, Djinn of the Southern Points, upon entering contract with Savantian Meliq

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
5746 Posts
Black

Common 10

Instant (C)
(is a mana symbol that means that can only be paid for with black mana. Ideally it would look like except the X would be White, with the surrounding circle being Black.)

"Amnesia is the only solution."

Variable Curse
Enchantment - Aura (C)
Enchant creature
Whenever a player casts a spell with X in its cost, enchanted creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

"I wouldn't say he's able at all."

Dust in the Wind
Creature - Ape Barbarian (C)
As long as Dust in the Wind's power and toughness are positive, it gets +1/+1.

"No necromancy is powerful enough. Even the dirt it was buried in has decomposed by now."

0/0

Teller of Untruths
Creature - Vampire Minion (C)
If Teller of Untruth's power and toughness are both odd, destroy it.

"I - lie to you? No, master, I assure you my words harbor no ill will. Now, wouldn't that be odd if they did.

2/2

Bidivide
Instant (C)
Destroy target creature with even Power.

"Most of you may perish."
"Even me?"
"Especially you!"
- Conversation prior to Poinic Invasion

Repressed Memories
Sorcery
Draw X cards and lose X life where X is the last value X held.

"How did that make you feel?"

Where Death Meets Destruction
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Point or Land
Enchanted Point or Land has ": Target opponent loses one life."

Crocodileborn Warrior
Creature - Cat Mercenary
Whenever another player's creature would copy the power and/or toughness of a creature you control, you gain 1 life and that player loses 1 life.

"The answers you seek are whispered by the bones."
- Creed of the Crococults

3/3

Artifact Creature - Golem (C)
If Sadomaster's Charge has a toughness of 1 or less, it gains First Strike and Deathtouch.

"Pain begets pain."

4/4

Uneven Odds
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices his or her choice of two, four, or six non-land permanents.
Maximize - If any player sacrifices six non-land permanents, return Uneven Odds to your hand.

"Wrath is an indigo cloud that shares no formal qualities. It pursues one like a one-legged monk."
- Polag, War Priest of the Third Quadrant

Uncommon 6

Blood Anthem
Enchantment
Each creature you control gets +1/+1.
At the beginning of your upkeep sacrifice a creature. If you can't, sacrifice Blood Anthem.

"The crimson music flows through us all. Hear it scream."
- Cyvvin Elet, Blind Composer

Annoying Imp
Creature - Imp
Flying
Prime - If an instant or sorcery with a single target that lowers a creature's power and/or toughness would be cast, copy that spell. The copy targets this permanent.

1/2

Cycle of Disdain
Instant
Target player loses 2, 4, or 6 life.
Maximize - If that player lost 6 life, he or she may cast a copy of this spell.

Kissbite of the Shameless Sun
Sorcery
Each creature gets -X/-X where X is the number of non-swamp lands you control.
Matrix - If you pay this Kissbite of the Shameless Sun's Matrix Cost X becomes X2.

"Do not be lulled into a false sense of security by the rays of light that warm your skin. The Skyfire can burn you as well."

Bloodsuckler
Creature - Vampire Scholar
Parity - If this creature's power and toughness are even, it gains "-2/+2, Defender, and Deathtouch."

"The Blood of the learned is a treat better left untouched."

1/1

Wicked Worm
Creature - Worm Spirit
Deathtouch, Trample
Each creature you control has -X/-X where X is -4 plus Wicked Worm's power.

6/4//6/4

Rare 5

Anthemous Lament
Enchantment
Whenever a spell or effect would cause a creature to get -X/-X, that creature gets -X-1/-X-1 instead.

Antigravity Ray
Instant
Choose one - Target permanent loses Orbit; Or target permanent completes its Orbit.

"Gravity is only as powerful as the sinews that bind flesh and, as I believe I've successfully demonstrated, those are not very strong."
- Scykenit Rond, Muscle Sculptor

Blood Conducter
Creature - Gnome Spellshaper
, Discard a card: Sacrifice three creatures. Each opponent loses X life, where X is the power of the first creature, discards X cards, where X is the power of the second creature. Then you gain X life, where X is the toughness of the last creature.

Hope Chaos doesn't mind, but I stole her card to make a Spellshaper!

Symphony of Blood 1BB Sorcery Sacrifice a creature, then sacrifice a creature, then sacrifice a creature. Each opponent loses life equal to the first creature's power, discards cards equal to the second creature's power, then you gain life equal to the last creature's toughness.

Sorcery
Destroy each creature without a variable power or toughness.

"Change is the greatest executioner."

Dylocro
Legendary Creature - Crocodile Illusion
Whenever Dylocro becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, and all creatures gain -X/-X where X is the number of Dylocros in revealed zones until end of turn.

5/5

Mythic 1

Greater Lifequest
Instant
Target player's life total becomes equal to your life total plus another target player's life total.

"It would seem as though you have enough for the both of us. . ."
- Cl'reagh, Mage of the Heavenly Illness

Red

Common 10

Expelemental
Creature - Elemental (C)
Whenever a player casts a spell with X in its cost, Expelemental becomes an X/X creature until end of turn, where X is the value of X in that spell.

"Volatile doesn't begin to describe it."

1/1

Goldbach's Rum-Gagger
Creature - Goblin Soldier (C)
Prime - If an instant or sorcery with a single target that deals damage would be cast, copy that spell. The copy targets this permanent.

"Goblins have forever plagued the grid. Their illogical actions disturbing its very essence."
- A Logical Procession of Events, The Grid Vol. XXIII

1/1

Troll of the Exaxis
Creature - Troll (C)
Disenchant Troll of the Exaxis: Troll of the Exaxis deals 2 damage to target creature.

"What good to me is pacifism? I'd rather use my belief systems crush the skulls of my enemies and burn holes in the fabric of their lives."

4/2

Oomph
Instant (C)Target 2 becomes a 3.

"I want to see 150 percent out there."
- Klopon, Grid Sergeant

Oxidizer
Creature - Elemental (C)

"Fickle are the glowing embers."

1/2//1/2

Goatborn Sculptor
Creature - Troll Artist
Whenever another player creates a token, that token enters the battlefield as a copy of target land.

"The answers you seek can be smelt within the first Crocus."
- Creed of the Goat Cults

2/2

Creature - Shapeshifter (C)
As long as Shadowy Figure is in your hand, its converted mana cost is the number of your choice.

"You get what you pay for."

2/1

Convectious Blast
Sorcery
Convectious deals your choice of one, two, or three damage to each creature.
Maximize: If a creature was dealt three damage by Convectious Blast, Convectious Blast deals four damage to you.

Nurunima
Instant
Nurunima deals 0+X damage to any number of target creatures or players, where X is 6 minus the number of instants and sorceries in your graveyard.

"The Nuru must strike without being seen. They must feel without touching. They must know without thinking."

Loyal Blow
Sorcery (C)
Loyal Blow deals X deals X damage to target player, where X is the highest power amongst creatures you control.
Matrix - Sacrifice a creature - If you pay Loyal Blow's Matrix cost X becomes X2.

Uncommon 6

Reckoning of the New Blaze
Sorcery
Reckoning of the New Blaze deals X damage to target creature or player.
Matrix - If you pay Reckoning of the New Blaze's Matrix cost X becomes X2.

Rushed Bull
Instant
Discard one, two, or three cards. Then draw a card.
Maximize - If you discarded three cards, then draw an additional card.

"What some need to know, others know to need."

Brutal Conditioning
Enchantment
Each creature you control gets +1/+1.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, it fights another target creature you control.

"Only the strongest survive."
- Rixit, Custodial Manservant

The Third Degree
Instant
The Third Degree deals X damage to each creature, where X is that creature's toughness -1.

"It gets the job done - well, almost. . ."

Scaled Sunset
Creature - Dragon
Flying, Haste

"Dragons are amusing beasts. Some specimens - take this one for example - are hardly frightening at all. Why, she isn't even as large as the Wurm of Craw. Harmless little whelp really. . ."
- Houyle, Goblin Tour Guide, Last Words

7/5//5/3

Storm Before the Calm
Instant
Target creature gets +6/-1 until end of turn. Storm Before the Calm deals 1 damage to that creature.

Rare 5

Primal Mark
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature.
Enchanted creature is Prime. (If an instant or sorcery with a single target that deals damage would be cast, copy that spell. The copy targets this creature.)

Astronomic Flamefowl
Creature - Phoenix
Flying, Haste
Orbit (This permanent does not untap as usual. During each untap step it rotates 90o clockwise. When it has returned to an untapped position, it has completed its orbit. Any effect that would untap it, causes it to untap.)
When Astronomic Flamefowl completes its Orbit, return all cards named ~ to the battlefield from the graveyard.

3/2

Graphic Calculations
Instant
Each creature becomes an X/X Elemental with power and toughness equal to its converted mana cost until end of turn.

"And on the evening of the sixth rotation, each man, woman, and child shall be consumed in the dividing fires of the Grand Illusion."
- Prophesies of the Lost Seers, Vol IX

Depth Charge
Sorcery
Each player adds to his or her mana pool, where X is the total converted mana cost of permanents he or she controls.

"On occasion, the mana within the grid will build up to a catastrophic point and one given location will suffer the consequences."

Taelb
Legendary Creature - Goat Illusion
Whenever Taelb becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, and copy the spell or ability that targeted it 5 times. You may choose a different target.

5/5

Mythic 1

Desire of the Fire
Enchantment - Aura
Target player becomes Prime (If an instant or sorcery with a single target that deals damage or causes loss of life would be cast, copy that spell. The copy targets this player.)

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
5746 Posts
Green

Common 10

Friendly Fellow
Creature - Gnome Druid
: Add one mana of any color to each player's mana pool.

1/1

Primal Desires
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
If Primal Desires is a copy then that creature gets +4/+4 instead.

"The more you want, the more you get."
- Shio, Hedonist

Hydralic Extensions

Sorcery
Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Matrix - - If you pay Hydralic Extensions's Matrix cost X becomes X2.

"You're not afraid of squirrels? Obviously you've never faced one with seventeen heads before!"
- Hiver, Woodland Exterminator

Two-Fingered Horner
Creature - Satyr Druid (C)
Creature spells with a converted mana cost of 10, 12, 14, or 16 cost 2 less to cast.

"Just wait until I lose one of these."

2/2

Numerical Fangnor
Creature - Beast (C)
Prime - If an instant or sorcery with a single target that increases a creature's power and toughness wold be cast, copy that spell. The copy targets this permanent.

"For feeding. For blood. For battle."

1/1

Fertile Bronze
Instant
Destroy one, two, or three target artifacts.
Maximize - If you destroy three artifacts, untap up to three target lands that you control.

"The Grid may be better off without such gaudy ornaments."

Apeborn Beastling
Creature - Rabbit Druid
Whenever another player has a land enter the battlfield under his or her control, Apeborn Beastling's power and toughness become the highest power and toughness amongst creatures that player controls.

"The answers you seek are etched in the branches' bark."
- Creed of the Ape Cults

3/3

Magical Muscle
Enchantment
Each creature gets +X/+X where X is the number of enchantments on the battlefield.

"Like steroids for your Soul. . ."

Troll of the Wyaxis
Creature - Troll (C)
Disenchant Troll of the Wyaxis: Troll of the Wyaxis gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

"It can be amusing in retrospect. The things that make us angry."

4/4

Pachyzox
Creature - Elephant Barbarian (C)

"More than the sum of her tusks."

5/7//5/7

Uncommon 6

Mycovantage
Creature - Fungus Elemental (C)
Defender
If Mycovantage has a power of one or greater it loses Defender.

"Yes it isn't very active right now, but give it a little time."

0/3

Gridhidden Grumble
Instant
Put a creature card with converted mana cost X, where X is the number of spells that have been cast this turn, onto the battlefield tapped.

"The Grumble always precedes something dangerous, either that or it precedes something adorable."
- Tishtak, Outer Grid Guide

Explorer's Folly
Sorcery
Search your library for one, two, or three lands and reveal those cards. Put them into your hand and then shuffle your library.
Maximize - If you found three lands, discard them instead.

Dangerous Strength
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature Gets +X/+X where X is its Power and "Parity - If this creature's power and toughness are both even, sacrifice it."

"A danger to others and himself."
- Caption for Wanted: Bickerus Poster

Power of the Points
Enchantment
Creatures you control have +1/+1.
If you control no lands, Power of the Points costs less.

"Good Grid, that's a tremendous herd of Centiapes!"
- Yarri, Hilltop Scanner

Centiape Queen
Creature - Insect Ape
Trample
Whenever Centiape Queen deals damage to a creature or player, create an X/X Green Insect Ape token where X is the amount of damage dealt.

3/3

Rare 5

Six-Legged Searcher
Creature - Insect Druid
Orbit (This permanent does not untap as usual. During each untap step it rotates 90o clockwise. When it has returned to an untapped position, it has completed its orbit. Any effect that would untap it, causes it to untap.)
When Six-Legged Searcher completes its Orbit, search your library for a land or point card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.

1/1

Salvation Fruit
Sorcery
Add to your mana pool. This mana does not leave your pool as turns and phases end.
Draw a card.

"Do not bite into it until your hunger consumes you completely."

Sight of Height
Instant
Reveal the top 10 cards of your library. Target creature gets +X/+X where X is the number of points or lands revealed this way until end of turn. Put one of the revealed cards into your hand.

Thirty-Fourth Line
Enchantment
Creatures that do not have their printed power and toughness cannot attack or block.

"Unnatural beasts are worse than men."
- Garruk, Walker of the Planes

Htn
Legendary Creature - Ape Illusion
Whenever Htn becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, and each land you control becomes a non-Legendary copy of Htn until end of turn.

5/5

Mythic 1

Total Allegiance
Enchantment
You may tap creatures you control as if they were lands.

"Power can be undeniable."

Multi-Colour

Common 10

Off The Grid ()()
Instant
Untap two target colorless permanents and exile them. Return them to the battlefield at the end of the turn.

Purifaction Process ()()
Instant
Add to your mana pool and gain 2 life.

"When your mana has become clean, only then you will experience the true meaning of sorcery."

Conjugal Creation ()()
Instant
Create a 1/1 Mutant Token for each player, then put +1/+1 counters on those tokens until their powers are equal to that of the creature with the greatest power.

Glimmer of Anima ()()
Instant
Glimmer of Anima deals one damage to target creature. If that creature does not die, draw a card.

"Getting one to talk usually involves not breaking one's jaw. Of course, there are exceptions."
- Uyl, Fourth Quadrant Torture Gardens

Locked Out ()()
Instant
During the next two untap phases, players may only untap one permanent.

"Key complexity on the Third Quadrant is something of a Legend. Suffice it to say, that if you lose your key, you'd better be prepared to leave."

Oversimplify ()()
Instant
Three target creatures become one target creature until end of turn.

"Three is a crowd."

Overinstinctualize ()()
Instant
Each creature becomes Prime until end of turn. (If an instant or sorcery with a single target that deals damage would be cast, copy that spell. The copy targets this creature.)

"The nose of the Horn-grope is so well evolved, that it can actually smell things in every quadrant. This can make hunting a rather confusing task."
- Field Manual for the Second Quadrant, Sixth Ed.

Thalimal Sacrifice ()()
Instant
Target player discards his or her choice of one, two, or three cards.
Maximize: If that player discards three cards, that player draws a card.

Filling the Void ()()
Instant (C)
Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Instant
Exchange control of target artifact and target land until the beginning of your next upkeep.

"We're nomads. Of course we won't be needing it. At least not until next Kucycle."

Uncommon 6

Pigment Pit
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Point
Each unenchanted point can produce any colour mana.

Transgress
Sorcery
Exile target creature if its power is not equal to its toughness.

"This hatchling is blatantly disregarding statute 14, section 14, verse 14 - which says that. . ."

Greenfire Griller
Creature - Elemental
Haste
Whenever Greenfire Griller attacks you may add one mana of any color to your mana pool. This mana stays in your mana pool until the end of the turn.

2/1

Grapher's Gambit
Sorcery
Target point becomes a 3/3 Green Elemental creature. It is still a point.
Grapher's Gambit deals 3 damage to target creature.

Dewizard
Instant
Counter target spell. Its controller loses his or her mana pool until the end of the turn.

"Impotence always strikes close to the heart. In your case however, I believe it may have been spot on."

Humble Endings ()()()()
Enchantment
If a creature's power or toughness would be increased, it becomes one instead. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

"One is the eternal denominator - we are all it."

Rare 5

Clash of the Alterworld
Enchantment
Orbit (This permanent does not untap as usual. During each untap step it rotates 90o clockwise. When it has returned to an untapped position, it has completed its orbit. Any effect that would untap it, causes it to untap.)
When Clash of the Alterworld completes its Orbit, for each permanent you control, create a token that is a copy of that permanent.
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Legendary Creature - Zombie Troll
(R)
Whenever you cast a spell with an even mana cost, return a card from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever you cast a spell with an odd mana cost, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.

3/3

Thromok the Insatiable Reprint

Cosmic Zenith ()
Instant
Target creature gains all other activated abilities of permanents both in graveyards and on the battlefield until end of turn.

Anarchist's Ultimatum
Sorcery
Gain control of all permanents, then lose control of all permanents. (Permanents without controllers cannot be used by a player unless they specify otherwise.)

"Hold on to yourself, it is all you have left."

Mythic 2

Universal Law
Instant
Each tapped permanent gains Orbit until each permanent effected this way has completed its orbit.

"From stars we were formed, and to them we shall go."

Deathlife of the Omega Dream
Enchantment (M)
If a player's life total would be reduced to 0, that player's life total becomes X, where X is a random number between -100 and 100.

"Why are some blessed to be immortals, and others are born dead. Are the Gods merely so many gamblers, dustily rolling their dice with cards in their sleeves? Or is it simpler than that? Perhaps the answer can be summed up simply: Cruelty."

Colourless

Common 30

Limit Point
Basic Point (C)

Boundary Point
Basic Point (C)

Singular Point
Basic Point (C)

Critical Point
Basic Point (C)

Isolated Point
Basic Point (C)

Oxodile Point
Point
Oxodile Point enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or to your mana pool.

Goen Point
Point
Goen Point enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or to your mana pool.

Froat Point
Point
Froat Point enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or to your mana pool.

Ag Point
Point
Ag Point enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or to your mana pool.

Crope Point
Point
Crope Point enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or to your mana pool.

Hyachron Point
Point
When you cast ~ you lose 3 life.
: Add , , or to your mana pool.

Becalite Point
Point
When you cast ~ you lose 3 life.
: Add , , or to your mana pool.

Carnoyl Point
Point
When you cast ~ you lose 3 life.
: Add , , or to your mana pool.

Chrybrynth Point
Point
When you cast ~ you lose 3 life.
: Add , , or to your mana pool.

Oncilian Point
Point
When you cast ~ you lose 3 life.
: Add , , or to your mana pool.

Troglobyte
Artifact Creature - Scorpion (C)
Deathtouch

"Constructed with care by the Goblins of Parabolia"

2/0

Rupture Point
Point (C)
Rupture Point enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.

Artifact - Equipment (C)
Equipped Creature loses all abilities.
Equip

"Who doesn't do anything now?"

Library of Leng
Artifact (C)
Your hand size is infinite.
If an effect causes you to discard a card, discard it, but you may put it on top of your library instead of into your graveyard.

Eulodrone
Creature - Drone
Flying

"To watch the migration patterns of the Eulodrones is to be in constant awe. Their sweeping, graceful patterns awe even the most jaded of eyes."

1/1

Eulean Anthem
Artifact
Artifact Creatures you control get +1/+1.

"The Eulean's present the most optimistic light of this world. Their knowledge burns behind their eyes illuminating pure thought."

Second Skysoundling
Artifact Creature - Drone
Flying
You may cast Second Skysoundling only if you control exactly one creature.

"An error in its Sorceramic Cortex prevents it from coming to the aid of more or less than exactly one ally."

6/6

Devouring Altar
Artifact
: Sacrifice a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Devouring Altar.

"The Altar eats what you give it - and one day, it will be our greatest ally."

Irons of Life
Artifact
: Target artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness equal to its converted mana cost. At the beginning of the next endstep return Irons of Life to your hand.

Hearthammer
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +X/+X where X is its converted mana cost.
Equip -

"Forged in the sould of its bearer, the sledge changes in size depending on its bearer."

Ring of Nature's Truth
Artifact - Equipment
If Equipped creature has lifelink then it has unblockable, if it has flying, then it has deathtouch, if it has intimidate, then it has doublestrike, if it has haste, then it has trample, and if it has reach, then it has first strike.
Equip -

Gridmapper
Artifact Creature - Drone
Flying
Gridmapper gets +1/+1 for each Point you control.

". .  . part of a new technomancy that we've been perfecting. The designs are built with weaknesses intrinsic, but through their continued self-development - and I stress "self" - they reach perfection of their own accord."
- Speech of Fwence Aliove, First Quadrant Sciomancy Conference XVI

4/4

Low Scutron
Artifact Creature - Construct
When Low Scutron dies, draw a card.

1/0//1/0

Invester's Totem
Artifact (C)
: Each player draws a card.
Orbit (This permanent does not untap as usual. During each untap step it rotates 90o clockwise. When it has returned to an untapped position, it has completed its orbit. Any effect that would untap it, causes it to untap.)
When Invester's Totem has completed its Orbit, draw a card.

Tribute of Stone Geometry
Artifact
When you cast Tribute of Stone Geometry, exile a card from a graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. If it has the same name as the exiled card, you may put it into your hand or your graveyard.

Wretched Relic
Artifact Creature - Golem
Haste

"It has been waiting for a long, long time."

3/3

Uncommon 20

Circular Panel
Artifact (U)
If you would round, choose which way.

"Whether up or down, you'll never again frown."
- Xerodus, Court Jester

Harvest Point
Point
Orbit (This permanent does not untap as usual. During each untap step it rotates 90o clockwise. When it has returned to an untapped position, it has completed its orbit. Any effect that would untap it, causes it to untap.)

Artifact Creature - Hydra
Manafrail Headbeast enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever a player casts a spell with an X in its cost, that player may add or remove that many counters from Manafrail Headbeast.

0/0

The Master's Helm
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +3/+3 for each other equipment equipped to it.
Equip -

Scattersteel
Artifact Creature - Coward Construct
If Scattersteel would enter a graveyard, exile it instead.

"Emotions are not native to my kind. This is yet another reason to be terrified."

2/2

Valorous Razor
Artifact - Equipment
As long as equipped creature is attacking, spells cannot be cast during combat.
Equip -

"To uphold honor, trust, and war."
- Creed of the Razor-Wielders

Devilish Piece
Artifact
, sacrifice Devilish Piece: Search the top 3 cards of your library for a card and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library.

"The secrets that it will tell you will not make you happier."

Ironhearted One
Artifact Creature - Golem Monk
Whenever you search your library, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.

"It is not in the destination, but in the journey that true strength accumulates."

1/1

Casket of Mental Lubrication
Artifact
When Casket of Mental Lubrication enters or leaves the battlefield, exile your hand and draw that many cards.

"Knowing things is over-rated - thinking things, however, that's a cat with a different set of whiskers!"
- Alavone

Shaman's Stick
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has ": Add two mana of any one color to your mana pool."
Equip -

"The stick is holier than the straightest ruler."
- Brhimal, Heretic

Rod of Attraction
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature is Prime - If an instant or sorcery with a single target would be cast, copy that spell. The copy targets this permanent.
Equip - Discard an instant or sorcery.

Effective Cost
Artifact (U)
Each is actually .

"Immediately!"

Brainblender
Artifact (C)
, exile the top half of your library rounded up: Double your life total.

"Nothing gets me going like a little gray matter juice!"
- Nuclo, Spokesperson

Balance Through Mend
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has +X/+Y, where X is its toughness, and Y is its Power.
Equip - Return a colorless card from your graveyard to your hand.

Stargazing Slug
Creature - Slug
Stargazing Slug gets +1/+1 for each 90o, 180o, and 270o angle card on the battlefield.

"To our eyes the stars are mere dots in the heavens, but the slug's occili penetrates something more ancient, more primal in the heavens."

0/0

Wizard Rod
Artifact
Spells that would target a single creature, target Wizard Rod instead.

"The Wizard Rod is undeniable - I must cast lightning at it!"
- K-Ror, God of the Storm

Copper Monitor
Artifact Creature - Lizard
Remove a mana from your mana pool: Copper Monitor gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

"The Monitor thrives on fruit, insects, eggs, small rodents, and the limbs of wizards."

5/4

Stone of Silence
Artifact
Each creature gets -1/-1.

"It cannot abide the noise of the masses."

Extracted Mindpulse
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature is a Shapeshifter, with ": This creature becomes a copy of target creature."
Equip -

"I can be whatever I want if I put my mind to it."
- Baial, Precocious Bloodchild

Reinforcer
Artifact Creature - Soldier
When Reinforcer enters the battlefield each other colorless permanent you control becomes a copy of it.

"We come to put an end to this: once and for all."

4/4

Rare 10

Verdant Mirage
Point (R)
: Add to your mana pool. Then repeat this process twice.

"The richest grid I've ever seen! Well, if I could actually see it I mean."
- Jore, Faithful Farmer

Forge of the Wizard
Artifact
Spells with a converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Forge of the Wizard cost to cast.

"The Wizard has not used her forge for eons - I wonder if she still knows how to use it."

Treasure of the Lonely
Artifact
Planeswalkers enter the battlefield with 3 Loyalty counters one them.

"Yes - gold can buy loyalty, but not all of it."
- Fourmav, Gateguard of Ulcinco

Foreign Texts
Artifact
When Foreign Texts enters the battlefield, name a Planeswalker. Whenever a player casts a spell, put a Loyalty Counter on that Planeswalker if possible.

"Education is the greatest breeder of comradery."
- Blaam, Multiversal Proffesor

Student's Spellscale
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has "Tap or untap this creature: Copy target instant or sorcery an opponent controls."
Equip -

Gridwings
Artifact Creature - Bird
Flying
You may cast an additional Point spell on each of your turns.

"Her eyes have seen every point on the Grid, and yet they continue to tick."

1/1

Puppeteer's Strings
Artifact - Equipment
Tap target permanent: Equip Puppeteer's Strings.

"The puppeteer's marionettes dance in pain and lust. They do not know of their controller. They only fear him."
- Obple, Cryptic Beggar

Yxozi's Golem
Artifact Creature - Golem
Sacrifice Yxozi's Golem: Add to your mana pool. Use this mana only to pay X costs.

"Within him lie a thousand fireballs, the zeniths of every sun, and a very twisted mind."
- Yxozi

5/5

Bonechained Area
Artifact
Whenever an instant or sorcery would cause a creature to increase or decrease its power by a number, multiply that number by that creature's power instead.

"Some were made to stand above the rest. Others, to sink so low that they would be forever in the shadow of shame."

Zebra-Cat
Artifact Creature - Cat
Whenever a creature attacks or blocks, either its power or its toughness becomes negative at random.

"Some things are grey."
- Musings of the Idle Prophets, Vol DCCCXII

12/12

Mythic 5

Powerless Station
Artifact
Spells in hands cost less for each permanent that players control.

"Magic? A lot of myth and hubble-blub! All treacherous hand motions and tongues of silvery steel!"
- Kinter, Hermit of the Disbelieving Hermits

Broken Godylwheel
Artifact
Whenever a permanent enters the battlefield, it enters the battlefield with a copy of every counter on every permanent on it.
: Put a counter of a type that already exists on the battlefield on a permanent.

Yxozi, the Variable
Planeswalker - Yxozi (M)
When Yxozi enters the battlefield each player reveals the top card of his or her library until three sorcery cards with different names have been revealed. Target opponent chooses which of these is X, Y, and Z. Then exile those cards.
+2: X
-1: Y
-7: Z
[3]

Physical Chant
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has ": Remove all attached permanents from all other permanents. This creature gets +5/+5 for each permanent unatteched this way."
Whenever you attach an Aura or an Equipment to a permanent, you may equip Physical Chant.

Linneus, the Axes
Legendary Artifact Creature - Wizard
Discard Linneus, the Axes, search your library for any number of cards named Linneus, the Axes. Reveal them and put them into your hand.
When Linneus, the Axes dies, you may put Linneus, the Axes from your hand onto the battlefield.

4/4

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
timmyforever
Joined Oct 2012
67 Posts
How would you symbol that?
bay_falconer
Joined Oct 2010
9679 Posts
"Prime matters"? So that a Hill Giant might be better than a Roaring Primadox?
139359831 wrote:
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
---- Autocard is your friend. `Lightning Bolt` = Lightning Bolt
magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
5746 Posts
White

Commons 12

Faithless Camel
Creature - Camel

"The Euclidean Camel is known to serve his master well, but only if the master can breach the first hump of domestication."
- Camels of the Grid: A Guide

0/1

Creature - Dwarf Citizen
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have Dawn's Dreader gain -0/-1 until end of turn.

"After a barrel of the ol' Gridlock, any Dwarf'd feel this way. Aye, this ain't a hang-over, more of a crucifixition-over."

1/2

Subjugal Strategique
Sorcery
Target creature you control gets -X/-Y where X and Y are no greater than 5 until end of turn. You may choose the values for X and Y. X may be equal to Y.

"Why? For the greater good of course."

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever this becomes attached to a creature, you may attach any unattached equipment you control to that creature as well.

"When I heard of the dastardly deeds of Pentaxeron in the First Quadrant, well, my mind lost control, and my Steel took over."
- Frevlit, Sword Man

Inperminent Solution
Instant
Exile target creature. That creature's controller may search his or her library for a creature of the same type, reveal it, and put it into his or her hand. If he or she does this, he or she then shuffles his or her library.

Humble Power
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
At the beginning of each upkeep, you may have the enchanted creature's power and toughness become equal to any other creature on the battlefield's power and toughness.

"I'll tell you something, my chappies. Size does matter."
- Hoplard, Squire, recently transformed from three inches tall to sixty feet.

Kibbutz Watchward
Creature - Dwarf Shaman
Equality - As long as a creature has power and toughness equal to Kibbutz Watchward's power and toughness, each creature with Kibbutz Watchward's power and toughness has Vigilance.

"A dwarf does get lonely you know. . ."
(Art depicting lonely dwarf looking out of the card in a sexy/creepy way)

1/1

Guardian Slight
Creature - Human Soldier
First Strike
When Guardian Slight enters the battlefield create two 1/1 White Soldier tokens.

"A leader should be able to defeat any of her underlings in single combat. If she can do that and nothing else, then she is a leader."
- Umbramel, Combat Trainer

1/1

Brotherly Insurance
Sorcery
As an additional cost to casting Brotherly Insurance, sacrifice a creature you control.
Create four X/Y tokens of the sacrificed creature's type. X and Y are equal to the sacrificed creature's power and toughness, respectively.

"We insure that your death shan't be in vain."

Trilephant
Creature - Elephant

"The Elephant of the Third Quadrant is nothing to be scoffed at. As long and wide as a square with tusks parrallel to the lines themselves - aye, it'll reduce you to zero as soon as look at you!"
(Art depicting Elephant with three straight tusks)

3/8

Double the Dose
Instant
Gain 4 life, then gain 4 life.

"Some medicine is only effective when you don't know how to take it."

Golden Goat
Creature - Goat Beast
Defender

"Too huge to move great distances, the peasants of the Fourth Quadrant spend much of their time bringing rations to these enormous and holy beasts. It is said that their sacred and communal bleat will herald the beginning of a Golden Epoch."

7/7

Blue

Commons 12

Common Carp
Creature - Fish

"With fate's majestic fingers 'stretched, my palms extended for the elder brother's caress - his sire and heir and flesh and sense, all resplendent upon the casket of an ancestor known for nothing, loved by the lost, and torn apart by his very crow."

1/1

Crustaceanization
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant land or point
Enchanted land or point has "Parallel: Lands or Points at the same angle as this land or point have ': This land or point becomes a 0/2 Crab Elemental until end of turn. It is still a land or point.'"

"I have crabs! Crabs I tell you!"
- Lord Walblo

Steam Heal
Instant
Untap target non-creature permanent you control.

"The finest Point across the Grid! Come and enjoy a weekend at Hectalishe, Nature's Hot Springs. Come full circle before you become so wrecked and tangled that you don't have a choice!"

Starsealed Yokery
Sorcery
Tap or untap two target permanents that you control.

"As they say: birds of a feather!"
- Poloros, Aven

Sapphire Dove
Creature - Bird Imp
Flying
Parallel: Permanents at the same angle as this creature have protection from Green.

"It can spot the monstrous hordes of Pentaxeron from squares away. Whether or not it chooses to let us know is up to it."
- Tlayn, Grid Guide

0/1

Nimbulian Tracer
Creature - Drake
Flying

"And as the dial read upon its stone the sun crept just past every apex and proceeded on the course it had retraced for centuries. At that moment, the likeliest of sovereigns set down her headdress for the penultimate occasion and let all fear fly from her skull, for it had not long to bear."

1/3

Synchroblast
Instant
Counter target spell. Then rotate each permanent target player controls to 90 degrees.

"Resigned and aligned. My work is perfection."
- Jalstrom, Grid Wizard

Spinal Inspiration
Sorcery
Draw 2 cards. Then if each of your permanents is at the same angle, draw one more.

"This will only hurt a little. . ."
- Gralve, Orcish Chiropraetor

Hero's Impotence
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Defender and "Parallel: Each other creature at the same angle as this creature has +0/+2."

"It isn't always about inspiring the soldiers - sometimes all one needs to do is prevent uninspiration."

Shellceror
Creature - Turtle Artificer
Parallel: Each Artifact at the same angle as this creature is Indestructible.

"Protection comes in many forms. I have mastered them all."

2/3

Skullular Breach
Instant
Target player puts the top six cards from his or her library into his or her graveyard.

"The coordinates are just about perfect."
- Humbla Kom, Sorcery Surgeon

Mistwater Mates
Sorcery
Create two 3/3 Blue Whale tokens. Tap them.

Black

Commons 12

Accelerated Destiny
Sorcery
Put the third card from the top of target player's library into his or her graveyard.

"We both knew it would come to this."
- Pentaxeron to the Council of Four

Wicklicker
Creature - Imp
Flying
You can't cast spells, unless you cast them for their alternative costs.

"Only the finest candles for the gentle-imp. Be sure his dinner is lit by a thousand burning fowl."

2/2

Plainsure
Instant
Target player discards a card.
Negative - draw a card: Counter this spell.

"Whips feel good, your embrace hurts, from pain to pleasure my sense converts. . ."

Bonemourner
Creature - Orc Minion

"With the disappearance of Dylocro a great wave passed for those born by Crocodile. A vehement passion for destruction. For some this was not so much a change, but an upgrade."

2/1

Loaned Loners
Instant
Create X 2/2 Black Mercenary Tokens with First Strike. Sacrifice X minus 1 of them at the beginning of your next upkeep.

"We'll kill anything for the right price - for the wrong one, we'll only kill one person: the payer."

Crimson Spiller
Creature - Vampire Ape
Deathtouch
If Crimson Spiller is blocked by two or more creatures each of those creatures gains Deathtouch. (This effect lasts indefinitely).

"When faced with foes too numerous, the Blood Ape'll do what any of us'd do: Bite onto anything she can."
- Florsome Gret, Collegiate Instructro

2/2

Mark of the Spott
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Spells with X in their cost, cost less to cast if they target enchanted creature.

"Once they brand you, your destiny is sealed."

Necromatician's Ire
Sorcery
Destroy up to two target creatures.
Negative - : Return up two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

"You will pay for your crimes - and those that you commited them against will sentence you!"

Nigh Fatal Plague
Instant
Each creature gets -X/-X where X is the highest toughness amongst all creatures minus 1.

"Only the strong survive, or in this case, only the tough."

Fanged Drain
Sorcery
Target player loses six life and you gain six life.

"The Vampire of the Grid are generally tolerated by the citizenry - however tensions have been rising since the Disappearance."

Vain Drain
Instant
Draw six cards and lose six life.

"Most of the learned will tell you that knowledge lies within the brain, but those of us that suckle the vein know better."

Vrykulus
Creature - Vampire Beast Shaman
If a spell or ability would cause a player to lose life or draw cards that player loses six life or draws six cards.

Uncommons 1

Mana4Lyfe Verlin's Cunning
Sorcery
Each player loses 2 life.
Negative - Add to your mana pool: You lose 4 life.

"You're right; every life is precious - if by 'every' you mean 'Verlin's.'"

Red

Commons 12

Fractal Flames
Instant
Fractal Flames deal two damage to each player.
Mandlebrot 1 (Copy the last instant or sorcery card cast one time, each time reduce all numbers on that spell by half. Round down if need be).

"Beauty is often the mask of violence - in this case, the mask hides a lovely death."
- Tygrel, Penultimate Philosopher

Indubitable Pang
Instant
Indubitable Pang deals 1 damage to target creature or player. If that number would be reduced, it isn't.

"You can not deny what is in your heart, especially if it is a burning bolt of fiery lightning."

Finesse Aflame
Sorcery
Finesse Aflame deals 2X damage to target creature, where X is the number of spells you have cast this turn.

"The only thing harder than starting, is stopp-"
- Krevble, Pyrodancer

Perpendiculos
Creature - Elemental
Perpendiculos' power and toughness are equal to the number of creature cards not at the same angle as it.

"After the Disappearance, it is true that the Elemental Beasts have been growing in number. Their odd organic rituals are the cause of much lament amongst both peasant and scholar alike."

*/*

Sorcerer's Lament
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever you cast a spell, enchanted creature deals one damage to its controller.

"Directionless fury is the only kind worth having."
- Iplo, Rage Mage

Fractalitize
Instant
Mandlebrot 4 (Copy the last instant or sorcery card cast four times, each time reduce all numbers on that spell by half. Round down if need be).

"Dangerous in the wrong hands? Dangerous in any hands!"
- Ibivan, Recently Handless

Cerebral Perfidy
Sorcery
Draw 2 cards, then discard 2 cards unless you discard your hand.

Hell Hog
Creature - Boar Hound

"When the fractal traces verse across the stars, you will know us by our tuskan scars. . ."
- Nineteenth Mantra of the Faithless

4/1

Weighted Strike
Instant
Weighted Strike deals damage equal to the sum of one target creature's power and toughness to another target creature.

"There is no beast nor fowl that cannot serve a purpose to the Council of Four. We will not accept defeat at the claws of Pentaxeron."
- Ghrit Krormvel, Speaker of the Second House

Pyrodancer
Creature - Troll Shaman
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, regenerate Pyrodancer.
Whenever you regenerate Pyrodancer, it deals 3 damage to target player

3/3

Preemtive Smash
Sorcery
Search target library for as many as five colourless cards and put them into that player's graveyard.

"Smash them before they smash you!"
- Hickurs, Goblin Clocksmith

Trollathon
Sorcery
Create eight 1/1 Red Troll Tokens.

"In response to the disappearance of Taelb, the Goatborn did not react with violence or depression. Instead, they multiplied like mathemagicians."
- Tablarution Variation VII, Article XXI

Rare 1

Tuskskull
Creature - Minotaur Berserker
Flash, Haste
Whenever Tuskskull deals damage, Mandlebrot X where X is the amount of damage Tuskskull dealt. (Copy the last instant or sorcery card cast two times, each time reduce all numbers on that spell by half. Round down if need be).

"His madness is not quantifiable."

2/2

Green

Commons 12

Ornery Ocelot
Creature - Cat
Whenever a spell targets Ornery Ocelot, Sum it until end of turn. (To Sum a creature, make that creatures P/T equal to its P+T).

"I wouldn't wrinkle her whiskers if I were you."
- Ghopter to Frepre

1/1

Algorithmic Swell
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If Algorithmic Swell is a copy that creature gets +4/+4 instead.

"Like I always say: The time that is X plus one divided by the lowest possible integer is the charm."

Indisputability
Sorcery
Put two +1/+1 counters on target permanent.

Honeybreath
Creature - Bear
Gain 2 life: Regenerate Honeybreath. Any player may activate this ability, but only once each turn, and only when one could cast a sorcery.

2/2

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is Summed. (Its power and toughness are equal to its printed power plus its printed toughness).

"Danger just became measurable - and I'd say it is about forty feet long, twelve feet high, and probably weighs a little over ten tons."
- Thevas

Manifoldaire
Creature - Satyr Shaman
: Multiply target creature's power by its toughness. The result is that creatures power until end of turn.

"Simple increase is not enough."

1/1

Instant
Search your library for four basic lands and reveal them. Put them into your hand and shuffle your library.

"Only through Unity can we destroy the evil by which we are beset!"
- B'tor Jis, Speaker of Fourth House

Gridcrack Sproutling
Creature - Plant

"The Grid is not a hospitable environment for plantlife, since it is not made of soil. This in turn implies that any life form that takes root on this dryscape will be especially. . . virile."
- Bobquat, Chlorotheorist

1/6

Immutable Cacaphony
Sorcery
Until end of turn, each creature you control gains +5/+0 and is Indestructible.

"The face of the Grid was like a drum that morning. And it was beaten until it broke. . ."
- Tales of the Grid: Gridwars, Volume III

Surface Defacer
Creature - Wurm
Whenever Surface Defacer attacks you may sacrifice an untapped Point. If you do, destroy target land.

"She doesn't like mountains."
- Throggle Bok, Wurm Wrestler

3/4

Hare Growth
Sorcery
Create an 8/8 Green Rabbit token.

"The end is upon us!"
- Jivlits, Mayor of the Carrotfolk

Twice the Vice
Instant
Destroy 2 target permanents.

"Do you not realize my awesome power? Perhaps this will give you a taste of it!"
- Prefious Xit, about to smash two of Pentaxeron's vases

Multi-Colour

Rare 1

Cardinal Nobility
Enchantment
Whenever a player is dealt damage put that many Blood Counters on Cardinal Nobility.
At the beginning of your upkeep, your life total becomes equal to the number of Blood Counters on Cardinal Nobility.

"What doesn't kill you, makes me stronger. . ."

Colourless

Mythic 1

Pentaxeron, Then and Again
Legendary Artifact Creature - Elemental
At the beginning of each untap step, the active player rotates his or her cards 180 degrees. (Clockwise). (This does not negate the normal 90 degree untap that most permanents will perform during this step).

"You think your world is perfect divided into manageable quadrants? True perfection lies in the madness of my coming."

5/5

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
5746 Posts
X2:

The second set in the Block:

Mechanics:

(White) Equality: If this creature's power and toughness are equal to another creature's power and toughness, both creatures gain STUFF.

Function: Targets blah blah blah. Or something.

(Blue) Parallel: Permanents at the same angle as this permanent, EFFECT.

(Red) Mandlebrot X: Whenever a player Mandlebrot's he or she copy's the last spell cast X times. Each time reduce all numbers by half and round down.

E.g.

Mandlegoblin
Creature - Goblin Berserker
Flash
When Mandlegoblin enters the battlefield, Mandlebrot 1 (Copy the last instant or sorcery card cast, reduce all numbers on that spell by half. Round down if need be.)

Then:

Mandleburn
Instant
Mandleburn deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
Mandlbrot 3 (Copy the last instant or sorcery card cast, reduce all numbers on that spell by half. Round down if need be. Repeat this process 3 times.)

(Green) Sum: Target creature's P and T each become equal to its P + its T.

Summoning Strength
Instant
Sum target creature. (Its power and toughness each become equal to its power plus its toughness)

I don't know if these are the mechanics I'm going to use, but I need one more. Black. . .

Hypotenuse: When this permanent taps, put it at a 45 degree angle. Blah, Nevermind. . .

Quotient. No.

Decimal. . .

(Black) Negative: When you cast this spell, you may pay its Negative Cost, if you do EFFECT. Two examples:

Target creature gets +1/-1
Negative : -1/+1

Target player loses 5 Life.
Negative Gain Five Life: Counter this spell.

White

Commons 12

1. One Mana Creature
2. One Mana Creature
3. One Mana Sorcery
4. One Mana Aura
5. Two Mana Instant
6. Three Mana Creature
7. Three Mana Aura
8. Four Mana Creature
9. Five Mana Sorcery
10. Six Mana Creature
11. Six Mana Instant
12. Seven Mana Creature

Uncommons

1. One Mana Creature
2. One Mana Sorcery
3. Two Mana Creature
4. Three Mana Aura
5. Four Mana Enchantment
6. Five Mana Creature
7. Seven Mana Creature

Rare

1. One Mana Aura
2. Two Mana Creature
3. Two Mana Enchantment
4. Four Mana Creature
5. Five Mana Sorcery
6. Six Mana Creature

1. Mythic
2. Mythic

Blue

Commons

1. One Mana Creature
2. One Mana Aura
3. One Mana Instant
4. Two Mana Sorcery
5. Two Mana Creature
6. Three Mana Creature
7. Three Mana Instant
8. Four Mana Sorcery
9. Four Mana Aura
10. Five Mana Creature
11. Five Mana Instant
12. Six Mana Sorcery

Uncommons

1. One Mana Sorcery
2. Two Mana Instant
3. Two Mana Creature
4. Three Mana Aura
5. Three Mana Instant
6. Five Mana Creature
7. Five Mana Enchantment

Rare

1. One Mana Creature
2. Two Mana Aura
3. Three Mana Sorcery
4. Four Mana Instant
5. Four Mana Creature
6. Seven Mana Enchantment

1. Mythic
2. Mythic

Black

Commons

1. One Mana Creature
2. One Mana Sorcery
3. Two Mana Instant
4. Two Mana Creature
5. Three Mana Instant
6. Three Mana Creature
7. Four Mana Aura
8. Five Mana Sorcery
9. Five Mana Instant
10. Six Mana Sorcery
11. Seven Mana Instant
12. Eight Mana Creature

Uncommons

1. One Mana Instant
2. Two Mana Sorcery
3. Two Mana Enchantment
4. Three Mana Aura
5. Five Mana Aura
6. Five Mana Creature
7. Six Mana Sorcery

Rare

1. One Mana Instant
2. One Mana Creature
3. Four Mana Sorcery
4. Four Mana Instant
5. Five Mana Creature
6. Five Mana Enchantment

1. Mythic
2. Mythic

Red

Commons

1. One Mana Instant
2. One Mana Instant
3. One Mana Sorcery
4. One Mana Creature
5. Two Mana Instant
6. Two Mana Aura
7. Three Mana Sorcery
8. Three Mana Creature
9. Four Mana Instant
10. Five Mana Sorcery
11. Five Mana Creature
12. Six Mana Sorcery

Uncommons

1. One Mana Instant
2. One Mana Sorcery
3. One Mana Creature
4. Two Mana Aura
5. Three Mana Sorcery
6. Four Mana Instant
7. Four Mana Creature

Rare

1. One Mana Sorcery
2. One Mana Instant
3. Two Mana Sorcery
4. Three Mana Enchantment
5. Four Mana Creature
6. Seven Mana Sorcery

1. Mythic
2. Mythic

Green

Commons

1. One Mana Creature
2. One Mana Instant
3. Two Mana Sorcery
4. Two Mana Creature
5. Three Mana Aura
6. Three Mana Creature
7. Four Mana Instant
8. Four Mana Creature
9. Five Mana Sorcery
10. Six Mana Creature
11. Seven Mana Sorcery
12. Eight Mana Instant

Uncommons

1. One Mana Instant
2. One Mana Sorcery
3. Two Mana Creature
4. Four Mana Aura
5. Four Mana Creature
6. Five Mana Creature
7. Six Mana Enchantment

Rare

1. One Mana Sorcery
2. Two Mana Creature
3. Three Mana Instant
4. Five Mana Creature
5. Five Mana Creature
6. Five Mana Enchantment

1. Mythic
2. Mythic

Multi-Color

Commons

1. Two Mana Instant
2. Two Mana Creature
3. Two Mana Sorcery
4. Three Mana Creature
5. Three Mana Creature
6. Three Mana Creature
7. Three Mana Aura
8. Four Mana Sorcery
9. Five Mana Instant
10. Five Mana Creature
11. Six Mana Instant
12. Seven Mana Sorcery

Uncommons

1. Two Mana Creature
2. Two Mana Sorcery
3. Three Mana Creature
4. Three Mana Aura
5. Five Mana Enchantment
6. Five Mana Enchantment
7. Eight Mana Sorcery

Rare

1. Two Mana Instant
2. Two Mana Enchantment
3. Three Mana Sorcery
4. Four Mana Instant
5. Six Mana Aura
6. Six Mana Creature

1. Mythic
2. Mythic

Colourless

Commons

1. Point
2. Point
3. Point
4. Point
5. Point
6. One Mana Artifact
7. One Mana Artifact
8. Two Mana Artifact
9. Three Mana Artifact
10. Four Mana Artifact
11. Five Mana Artifact
12. Six Mana Artifact

Uncommons

1. Point
2. Point
3. Point
4. 0 Mana Artifact
5. One Mana Artifact
6. Three Mana Artifact
7. Six Mana Artifact

Rare

1. Point
2. Point
3. One Mana Artifact
4. Three Mana Artifact
5. Four Mana Artifact
6. Seven Mana Artifact

1. Mythic
2. Mythic

Totals:
Commons:  60/84
Uncommons:  /49
Rares:  2/42
Mythic:  1/14

All: 63/189

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
Steinhauser
Joined Nov 2009
1549 Posts
The formatting seems pretty counter-intuitive, and Un-set-y. I can imagine it being confused with the "1/2" cards from Unhinged specifically.

Have you considered similar but more clear notation, for example (1|2)/(1|2)? Some kind of parenthetical separation seems easier to grok. And as a bonus it looks kind of math-y.

I do like the idea.
magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
5746 Posts
Okay, well I'll have to hear some more feedback on the formatting to find out what is the most intuitive way. I can see how it would be difficult to grok in any of the potential formatting. You way does look more mathematical. That's a bonus.

A couple cards to start off.

I'm also adding these. With some slight editing.

Bidivide
Instant (C)
Destroy target creature with even Power.

"Most of you may perish."
"Even me?"
"Especially you!"
- Conversation prior to Poinic Invasion

Cycle!

Inspector's Judgement
Instant (C)
Exile target creature with odd Power.

"I'm afraid this one is slightly irregular. . ."

One more little card:

Filling the Void
Instant (C)
Target gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
Glasir
Joined Apr 2010
2231 Posts

Filling the Void
Instant (C)
Target [creature?] gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Leeching Bite x Steal Strength ?

"Go, then. There are other worlds than these." -- Stephen King, The Gunslinger

Please feel free to copy this message into your sig.

magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
5746 Posts

Filling the Void
Instant (C)
Target [creature?] gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Leeching Bite x Steal Strength ?

Good point. I'll change it. But I don't mind it being mostly worse than those:

Filling the Void ()()
Instant (C)
Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
5746 Posts
Two cards for the day:

Mycovantage
Creature - Fungus Elemental (C)
Defender
If Mycovantage has a power of one or greater it loses Defender.

"Yes it isn't very active right now, but give it a little time."

0/3

Mind Roll
Sorcery (C)
Draw a card.
If you've drawn an even number of cards this turn, draw two cards instead.

"Thinking is so much easier when the spheres of the mind align."

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
theatog
Joined Oct 2009
3 Posts
Rider of the Chimes
Creature - Faerie
~ has flying as long as the number of cards in you hand can be evenly divided by its power.
3/1

#### "A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupry

[spoiler MLP]Congratulations, you've found My Lie Policy: Only when i'm prompted, i might lie. (policy still in the refinement process.) [/spoiler] [spoiler I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.]
I am Blue/Green

[/spoiler]
theatog
Joined Oct 2009
3 Posts
Triangulating Mana
Enchantment
Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana to his or her mana pool of any type that land produced for each land that is tapped for mana that turn.

#### "A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupry

[spoiler MLP]Congratulations, you've found My Lie Policy: Only when i'm prompted, i might lie. (policy still in the refinement process.) [/spoiler] [spoiler I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.]
I am Blue/Green

[/spoiler]
theatog
Joined Oct 2009
3 Posts
Power Drain
Instant
Root target creature's power, rounded down. Then draw a number of cards equal to the difference of its power.

#### "A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupry

[spoiler MLP]Congratulations, you've found My Lie Policy: Only when i'm prompted, i might lie. (policy still in the refinement process.) [/spoiler] [spoiler I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.]
I am Blue/Green

[/spoiler]
bay_falconer
Joined Oct 2010
9679 Posts

Filling the Void
Instant (C)
Target [creature?] gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Leeching Bite x Steal Strength ?

Good point. I'll change it. But I don't mind it being mostly worse than those:

Filling the Void ()()
Instant (C)
Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Actually, I liked it the old way better. Leeching Bite bleeds slightly.
139359831 wrote:
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
---- Autocard is your friend. `Lightning Bolt` = Lightning Bolt
magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
5746 Posts
What?

Also, we're reprinting Library of Leng, except with this wording:

Library of Leng
Artifact (C)
Your hand size is infinite.

If an effect causes you to discard a card, discard it, but you may put it on top of your library instead of into your graveyard.

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
ChaosLight
Joined Aug 2008
15511 Posts
What?

Also, we're reprinting Library of Leng, except with this wording:

Library of Leng
Artifact (C)
Your hand size is infinite.

If an effect causes you to discard a card, discard it, but you may put it on top of your library instead of into your graveyard.

Lol
bay_falconer
Joined Oct 2010
9679 Posts
What?

Can kill a creature.
139359831 wrote:
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
---- Autocard is your friend. `Lightning Bolt` = Lightning Bolt
Steinhauser
Joined Nov 2009
1549 Posts
Triangulating Mana
Enchantment
Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana to his or her mana pool of any type that land produced for each land that is tapped for mana that turn.

So with 5 lands you have 15 mana, with 6 you have 21, etc? Seems broken. And does it account for opponents' lands that were tapped that turn too?

Power Drain
Instant
Root target creature's power, rounded down. Then draw a number of cards equal to the difference of its power.

I'm confused as to whether this actually changes the creature's power, or simply uses it as a variable.
theatog
Joined Oct 2009
3 Posts
a printed version of a monocolored version of the card gives you 10 mana with 5 lands.

don't think 5 mana at the point is gonna break the game. other than just so much fun. I originally priced it at but thought "heck" this is just fantsy card. lol

yea it meant to reduce the power. but the draw cards were so potent that i don't care about whether or not it actually does change the power. so interpret however you will lol

XD cheers. Thanks for commenting on the cards. appreciate the feedback. Sorry i'm not taking them more serious than i really should.

#### "A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupry

[spoiler MLP]Congratulations, you've found My Lie Policy: Only when i'm prompted, i might lie. (policy still in the refinement process.) [/spoiler] [spoiler I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.]
I am Blue/Green

[/spoiler]
Dr_Demento
Joined Jun 2008
9117 Posts
Two cards for the day:

Mycovantage
Creature - Fungus Elemental (C)
Defender
If Mycovantage has a power of one or greater it loses Defender.

"Yes it isn't very active right now, but give it a little time."

0/3

Mind Roll
Sorcery (C)
Draw a card.
If you've drawn an even number of cards this turn, draw two cards instead.

"Thinking is so much easier when the spheres of the mind align."

The first one is a vanilla 0/3 that doesn't play nice with exalted.

The second one is pretty sweet.
"I think me going Bang bang bang I win is pretty intuitive" Mafia Record: Wouldn't you like to know? 2011 Mafia Awards - Mastermind of the Year
mymoment
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57817638 wrote:
58060728 wrote:
88318561 wrote:
58060728 wrote:
Moriok Rigger does absolutely nothing to boost other riggers. You are incorrect.
Moriok Rigger is not a Rigger in print. Only in Errata WHAT NOW! (yes, I did put that phrase in for that exact reason)
Congratulations, they have activated your trap card!
weisse
Joined Jun 2012
880 Posts
Except Mycoadvantage needs to attack to get the +1/+1, but it can't attack until it gets the +1/+1, but needs to attack...

GAH!
Standard Pauper! (play it on MTGO)
magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
5746 Posts
Glad you like the second one Doctor.

And Weisse, just put a Rancor on it, first. There is no Exaltation on the Euclidean Plane.

139359831 wrote:
That is a lovely painting of Richard Garfield. It really brings out his feminine side.
magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
5746 Posts
Godyl's Grandeur
Sorcery (C)
If X is even, gain X life.
If X is odd, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.

"Within my favour, rewards are limitless."

Godyl's Gravity
Sorcery (C)
If X is even, target player loses X life.
If X is odd, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

"Without my favour, there is no light, only darkness."

Hooray for two-card cycles. This set is lending themselves to such interaction.

And here is Godyl:

Godyl Probable
Legendary Creature - Zombie Troll
(R)
Whenever you cast a spell with an even mana cost, return a card from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever you cast a spell with an odd mana cost, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.

3/3

I know he doesn't have anything to do with his namesake, really - but, at least he's functional.

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Glasir
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Godyl's Grandeur
Sorcery (C)
If X is even, gain X life.
If X is odd, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.

"Within my favour, rewards are limitless."

Godyl's Gravity
Sorcery (C)
If X is even, target player loses X life.
If X is odd, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

"Without my favour, there is no light, only darkness."

Ooh, I like these.  A lot.  You could do really nice things with two-color versions of these (:wbm: -- if even, make X 1/1 Soldiers; if odd, all creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.).  Hm, or costs.

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magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
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Glad you like them. Yeah, this set is going to be X-Heavy. I may expand these to a five card cycle. We'll see. I don't think I want more than five cards based on this gimmick though.

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bay_falconer
Joined Oct 2010
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Love the even-odd thing. So, what would our colors care about?

: Toughness?
: Cards in hand/library. (I would avoid library, just because it's kinda griefy.)
: Opponent's life total.
: Power?
: Creatures.
: Your life total.
: Cards in graveyard.
: Number of counters? Cards in hand?
: Number of spells cast this turn.
: Number of creatures that attacked this turn.
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magicpablo666
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Hmmm. Good thoughts, but I'm not sure that this is going to be so well defined. I'm a fan of doing what feels good.

Finish the Cycle:

Sorcery (C)
If X is even, put X 1/1 white Soldier tokens onto the battlefield.
If X is odd, destroy X target enchantments.

"Godyl can send you reinforcements, but they come at a price."

Godyl's Gluttony
Sorcery (C)
If X is even, deal X damage to target creature or player.
If X is odd, destroy X target artifacts.

"Godyl will consume first, but you may have the scraps."

Godyl's Glamour
Sorcery (C)
If X is even, draw X cards.
If X is odd, target player puts the top X cards in his or her library into his or her graveyard.

"Only Godyl knows what comes next."

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ChaosLight
Joined Aug 2008
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You'll always want the blue one to be even. I'd change it to mill and tap or I dunno. Draw X cards is usually rare.
magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
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I s'pose I could change it to tap. X is going to find homes in every rarity. This set is all about the X.

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I actually don't like the Godyl sorcery cycle, simply because you have to choose targets regardless of if you've paid an even X or odd X to cast it.

Example 1: I cast Godyl's Gluttony for X=6. I still have to choose 6 artifacts which are valid targets, even though they won't get destroyed.

Example 2: I cast Godyl's Grandeur for X=8. I still have to target a creature. Oh hey! My opponent kills that creature in response to my spell because they understand the rules as well as, if not better than, I do. The spell's only target is now an illegal target, the spell fizzles, I gain no life even though I paid an even amount for X.

Honestly, it's not that annoying for the black one. But either way, I think you'd be better off finding a way to template them so that they're modal, but at the same time only modal based on what you paid. Because as we all know, you don't have to choose legal targets for all modes of a Bant Charm when you cast it, only the mode you choose.

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Knifethrower
Joined Oct 2009
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Perhaps

Choose one--Destroy X target artifacts, where X is odd; or ~ deals X damage to target creature or player, where X is even.

So you choose your mode and then have to pay a valid cost.
saprolangtoken
Joined Feb 2009
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I don't know if knifethrower's wording works, but I think "choose one" is necessary here. how about:
choose one--if x is even ~ deals x damage, or, if x is odd, destroy x target artifacts. I'm pretty sure this works.

the only problem with this is that you can still choose to destroy artifacts when x is even.

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I don't know if knifethrower's wording works, but I think "choose one" is necessary here. how about:
choose one--if x is even ~ deals x damage, or, if x is odd, destroy x target artifacts. I'm pretty sure this works.

the only problem with this is that you can still choose to destroy artifacts when x is even.

Yeah, that would work, but I didn't suggest it for the same reason you stated (bolded). Sure, the artifacts wouldn't be destroyed due to the X not being odd, but...

There is another way the spells could be worded, but I think it would seriously mess up the way pablo intended the cycle to be. Using Godyl's Gluttony for example:

Godyl's Gluttony
Sorcery
If X is even, ~ deals X damage to up to one target creature or player.
If X is odd, destroy up to X target artifacts.

The good side: You don't have to choose X target artifacts when X is even. The bad side: You can now destroy an even amount of artifacts when you pay an odd X, as opposed to needing there to be exactly that many legal artifact targets.

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Khans of Tarkir Clan Quiz
After three iterations of taking the quiz, it says each time that I'm Temur, the clan. Which is funny because the dual-color tests still yield the same two results as before.

That "Dual Colors" personality test thing

I am Black/Green

Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!

Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.

I am both selfish and instinctive. I value growth and community, as long as they favour my own objectives; I enjoy nature, and I particularly enjoy watching parts of nature die. At best, I am resilient and tenacious; at worst, I'm uncontrollable and destructive.

Oh, but wait, there were multiple answers that fit my thoughts to some questions. What colors did they say I was?

I am Blue/Green

I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.

BibboTheFirst
Joined Jul 2007
487 Posts
Fatal Abacus
Artifact

,: Deal X damage to target creature, draw X cards, lose X life.

"Once upon this abacus, Godyl did his taxes. Godyl is no longer taxed."
magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
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Meh. Maybe I'll just take away the three last ones. I don't really feel like "fixing" them. New cards:

Two-Fingered Horner
Creature - Satyr Druid (C)
Creature spells with a converted mana cost of 10, 12, 14, or 16 cost 2 less to cast.

"Just wait until I lose one of these."

2/2

Creature - Shapeshifter (C)
As long as Shadowy Figure is in your hand, its converted mana cost is the number of your choice.

"You get what you pay for."

3/2

I really need to improve my FT skillz.

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BibboTheFirst
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So you could make shadowy figure cost ?
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So you could make shadowy figure cost ?

I think the ability would only work while the card is in the hand (there are cards that care about CMC in the hand). As far as casting it, it moves to the stack before costs are determined so a player will always be paying the , barring any outside influences.

Although I am worried about the interactions it has with some of the cards I linked above, especially Disaster Radius. Or combining it with Painter's Servant and any of the Shoals (choose the appropriate color for the Shoal, exile the Figure naming what its CMC is, get your X effect worth whatever arbitrarily large number you choose, like 65457263487695623658; since the alternate casting cost cares about the CMC of the card while it's in your hand and the ability of the Figure works from the hand (albeit it doesn't become known information unless it's revealed from your hand or changes zones), it doesn't matter that it's a 3 cmc when it hits the exile zone). I'd put a cap on the ability so nobody can do such crazy things with it. Maybe give it CMC equal to something, like the number of lands you control? Again limiting it to your hand, cause I like that you can't tutor for it using any Transmute card you want to. Or win clashes with it.

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Khans of Tarkir Clan Quiz
After three iterations of taking the quiz, it says each time that I'm Temur, the clan. Which is funny because the dual-color tests still yield the same two results as before.

That "Dual Colors" personality test thing

I am Black/Green

Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!

Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.

I am both selfish and instinctive. I value growth and community, as long as they favour my own objectives; I enjoy nature, and I particularly enjoy watching parts of nature die. At best, I am resilient and tenacious; at worst, I'm uncontrollable and destructive.

Oh, but wait, there were multiple answers that fit my thoughts to some questions. What colors did they say I was?

I am Blue/Green

I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.

magicpablo666
Joined May 2012
5746 Posts
Hmm. That is a good point, but since none of those are being reprinted it'll be a strictly modern combo piece, and if it gets out of hand, I can ban it in said format.

I still think it might be too strong, so perhaps lowering the power level of the actual creature? What about a 2/1 for ? Still usable, but not as abusable. I mean, pretty much as abusable, but less, um, efficient.

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