[Community Set] Women Just Punching and Killing Everything, Just Everything

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Dedicated to Xtina Aguilera's Body

Clawed Asp-Mistress
Creature — Gorgon
Deathtouch, first strike
: Clawed Asp-Mistress fights target creature.
2/1

Specialist Thief
Creature — Human Ninja
Whenever deals combat damage to a player, search that player's library for a card and exile it. Then, that player shuffles her or his library.
Ninjutsu
1/2

Vicious Dryad 
Creature — Dryad
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Vicious Dryad this turn dies, you may search your library for a Forest land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
2/2

Ephesos, First to Honor
Legendary Creature — Human Soldier
: Ephesos, First to Honor deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
2/2

Warning: Unnecessarily complicated card ahead.

Oracular Trickster 
Creature — Siren
: Target player reveals her or his hand until the beginning of your next turn. Choose a card from it with converted mana cost X or less, where X is the number of lands that player controls. As long as that player's hand remains revealed and the chosen card is in it, she or he can't play cards other than the chosen card.
"You'd look cool in a fedora, you should buy one."
1/1

Skullbreaker Witch 
Creature — Cat Shaman
: Search your library for a card, shuffle your library, then put that card in your hand.
"I'm a witch and I can get anything I want for free."
1/1

Imagined Partisan
Creature — Illusion
Intimidate
Whenever becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.
"I won't stop until women have it better than men. And when I'm president, I'm going to chop everyone's dick off!!"
4/1

Condescending Patriarch
Creature — Human Rogue
If an opponent would search her or his library for a card, you search instead.
"Look kitten, I don't give a damn what you think. If I say I'm a feminist then by god I am one!"
1/2

Personally Victimize
Sorcery
Target creature gets -1/-1 for each card in its controller's graveyard. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Obligatory card with the set's name:

Just Punching Everything 
Sorcery
Target creature you control fights each other creature.

Armor That Doesn't Inexplicably Have Individual Pockets for Each Breast 
Artifact — Equipment
Equipped creature gets +0/+4.
Equip

Fedora
Artifact — Equipment
Equip

I like this set.

Embrace imagination.

Lord of YMtC | Ten Rounds Contest Winner

Solphos – A fan set with a 'combo matters' theme

Fool's Gold – The second set of the Solphos block

That's pretty awesome, if you recognize the many allusions..

Does anyone remember this laughing cat?
her or his

That is extremely clever.
Since the mechanics of your cards are definitely printable, I wanted to say that Oracular Trickster's ability is brilliant and that Condescending Patriarch doesn't work, because players don't have to find cards when searching hidden zones.. But maybe that was your intention?
Oracular Trickster
"You'd look cool in a fedora, you should buy one."

EXCELLENT
Since the mechanics of your cards are definitely printable, I wanted to say that Oracular Trickster's ability is brilliant and that Condescending Patriarch doesn't work, because players don't have to find cards when searching hidden zones.. But maybe that was your intention?

They do if it's a generic Demonic Tutor 'cause there is clearly at least one card to find, but you're right in that it just counters Chord of Calling.
Oh yeah, if you search for cards without a certain type, you can't simply choose to not find a card.. Are you just alluding to certain other "community sets" around here, or are we supposed to actually post cards here?
It was a joke, but people can post their own cards or ideas if they want.
That's pretty awesome, if you recognize the many allusions..

Does anyone remember this laughing cat?




Of course I do. I even remember its first apperance.

IMAGE(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/7/74/Spr_5b_645.png)

I don't get the joke.
Just Punching Everything 
Sorcery
Target creature you control fights each other creature.

This card. I want this card to be a thing. Though maybe just fighting each creature the opponent controls.

Also, this thread reminded me how much I want better gender-neutral pronouns.
THIS IS FANTASTIC
Gridmaster Official Denizen of YmtC || My Lair Diraden, a set by me

Fedora
Artifact — Equipment
Equip



i thought neckbeards usually preferred trilbies, if only for the ability to angrily say "NO ITS NOT A FEDORA"
192884403 wrote:
firstrike
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97820278 wrote:
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97820278 wrote:
Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
This definitely doesn't mean what you think it means.
I was referring to the painting The Treachery of Images.
I know.
Just Punching Everything 
Sorcery
Target creature you control fights each other creature.

This card. I want this card to be a thing. Though maybe just fighting each creature the opponent controls.

Also, this thread reminded me how much I want better gender-neutral pronouns.

I normally use the singular they but I thought it'd be asking for unnecessary pedantry here.

Strong Female Characters! (nsfw I guess)

There are a couple Hark! A Vagrant references in the cards!
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